Trying to give my kid the old college head start by teaching him all the essential ping pong ball tricks for rush week. (I assume—Oberlin didn’t have frats, so I just had to pledge a vegan book club. Now I suck at ping pong and enter a trauma fugue around lentils.)

Kid slipped on a banana speell.

Don’t tell his mom, but I’m secretly training my kid to be the Coyote who actually takes out his Road Runner. ACME discipline. Real-world physics. Maybe no TNT. 🧨

Slo-mo is great because before it you had to just imagine what it was like to be a cheerleader for a jeering team of whale demons on the moon.

Childhood developmental specialists: Is it a good or bad sign that my toddler developed “knife permanence” first?

Raising a child in Southern California is basically the same as anywhere else—just with a bit more emphasis on earthquake and fire prep. That’s where the Skymall neck massager and the Skymall flame-retardant neck massager really shine.

One of the most important parenting skills is knowing when to say no to your toddler — ideally before they get their tiny little hands on a sharp knife.

Part of being a parent is figuring out how to let your tiny frustrations out without your kid ever feeling it—or even noticing it in the first place. For example, if you can convince them you’re playing vampire, you never have to explicitly tell them they suck. #EverybodyWins

A lot of people hate trigger warnings—not me. I think they’re a helpful tool; I just think we’re using them wrong. I don’t need a heads-up that a movie’s ending is a real bummer.

In this house we believe in hands-on learning. Today I learned that if you secretly film your kid singing, he will lay hands on you. Most father-son violence in an ABC song since the Jackson 5.

Now Trumps going to start a new war with Cuba to cover up the Screwed up war with Iran that he used to cover up the Epstein files!! I say blow Epstein Island off the map not Cuba! chips-gifs.com

Enter Sandman. SF voters, elect Saikat Chakrabarti for congress in 2026! Unseat Pelosi and send a message that we want a different kind of politics! Follow @saikatforcongress.bsky.social #cello #metallica #metal #metalcello #2026elections #sanfrancisco #saikatforcongress #sf

Films today (Sat)...🍿 • I LOVE BOOSTERS 11:30am 1:55pm 4:25pm 7pm 9:30pm • THE SECRET WORLD OF ARRIETTY (4K) 11:50am 4:30pm 9pm • THE WILD BUNCH (35mm) 12pm* (*intro from Kin Cosner, @vanderbilt.edu retired lecturer) [Sat cont'd...1/2] > bit.ly/Belcourt-Films

Unser „Wofür“ - Wir wollen #Gerechtigkeitslücken im Steuersystem endlich schließen. Heute ca. 17:05 Uhr im Plenum des Deutschen Bundestages!

Dems and the GOP along with ‘Israel’ are responsible for crimes against humanity and the intentional extermination of Palestinians. Did you vote for genocide? If you did you’re responsible too.

#OTD in 2014, Gareth Bale helped Real Madrid win their 10th European Cup as they finally overwhelmed arch-rivals Atletico Madrid in a compelling Champions League final in Lisbon. 🇪🇸 Real Madrid 4-1 Atlético Madrid 🇪🇸 #UCL #ATMRMA | May 24, 2014

Pep is SICK of questions about his Man City future 🤮

🧐🪧 BÚSQUEDA COLABORADORES 📑 Autodidacta ✍🏾Amor por la escritura 🪮 Afro, Afrodescendiente, hispanohablante afro 🌍Residente: España o Europa ✉️Contacta: kerenturmo@gmail.com El blog: elrincondekeren.com #sebusca #paraelrincondekeren

The average trucking company owner underfunds their business by $75,000 per year. That's not a stat. That's the real cost of not knowing your funding options. 🚛 We have 40+ programs built specifically for trucking: Equipment loans. Working capital lines. Fuel programs. Fleet expansion.

Me too, kitty. I love this song too and run it back 50/11 times. 🥹

“All you see in the cipher is a man who stood for his people and his country.” The nation is proud of Imran Khan. #ReleaseKhanSaveHisHealth

I was honored to attend the ceremony at Fort Snelling yesterday. All those buried there are heroes — ordinary people who did extraordinary things. Americans who fought for a future where liberty prevails.

Such a pathetic asshole and compulsive liar. Cant wait till he and negative lies disappear, but tbh, I think he’ll trun around and announce a 3rd bid for President once he loses the primary.

🆕 We've added three monthly sliders showing satellite measurements for surface chlorophyll-a, a proxy to visualize phytoplankton abundance. Details: portal.midatlanticocean.org/news/sliders... 🌊🧪

Our healthcare system chews up and spits out people who cannot afford it, and caters to the people who can. We desperately need Medicare for All.

Jeff's Glass Humorous Cow Protest Ad Recorded May 24, 1999 on KMWB/WB 23 in Minneapolis, MN #advertisement #Jeff'sGlass #autorepair #humor #protest #cows

#mentors #professors #thankyou #stem #science

"Oh, there's that crazy guy." #AEWCollision

Analog Alchemy. Some pencil tests from the hand drawn animated short film I’m working on. ©️2025 Randall Kaplan #darkart #horrorfilm #animation #handdrawnanimation #shortfilm #penciltests #handdrawn #traditionalanimation #darkartist

Well I dont know about all that xD but I be playing #Splatoon the exact same way. Good idea or bad I charge in. #Aries

Your brain on decades of depression is a snowy mountain carved with deep, well-worn sled tracks. Every thought slides into the same rut. (1/6)

I can’t stop watching this, also they way they almost lose it at the end from the yell 😅

Happy 420 everyone! I won't be doing anything on stream today BUT I will be getting fursuit work done with my hubby! Let's hang out, let's get work done, and let's PARTY! twitch.tv/cassmutt (Art by GoldenToast145)

2XKO illaoi and braum duo voice lines

Geoffrey Hinton, who is widely known as the godfather of AI, used his 2024 Nobel Prize acceptance speech not to celebrate his creation, but to warn humanity of its risks.

Naha City, Yui Rail, Okinawa, Japan #Japan #Nippon

This man is the United States Secretary of Health. He oversees your food supply, your drug safety, your public health infrastructure. And he can’t finish a sentence about medicine. “We’re working on… um… on um… on, on… on a… medicines…”

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Time for a #ŚląskaSwifts 2026 update! Big influx this weekend & Swifts have started partner & box swap shenanigans. So far, have seen pairs in boxes 1, 3, 4, 5, 6 & 9, with singletons in 2, 7 & 10, but I think there’s probably only about 6 in total! Here are 2 from boxes 6 & 1 entering 😺

Post an actor or actress that starts with the letter F (First or Last) Robert Forster

Nach 2015 trug Österreich viel Last – der Europäische Asyl- und Migrationspakt schafft nun klare Regeln, faire Verfahren, zügige Entscheidungen, Rückführungen und echte Solidarität. @beate.neos.eu

In a ballet mood lately. So it was inevitable when I saw this at a vintage sale, it was going to come home. I found out later my sister has the same one but her ballerina is wearing a white dress. 🩰🥃 #bolsballerina

Just another day of looking at b**bs in the office 💁‍♀️

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Any lordleader(retired shogun)tell lord(shogun)must consider ruler marriage as great battle in Netflix ATLA, Witcher, Lord of Rings, GoT, Shogun, Star Wars, One Piece? LordLeader:That's why..must consider Ichi marriage as the great battle.Whatever risk,must insist that Prince Kotohito become Emperor

Biblically accurate angel/seraphim girl

May 2026 new book releases are here, and the mystery/thriller side of the list is especially strong. New Release Tuesday is officially dangerous for my TBR. What are you reading first?

🐺Zwei Legendäre Jedi und ihr Weg zu Kriegshelden Aufzusteigen inmitten der Klonkriege 🙃 Der Eintritt ist frei allerdings betreten auf eigene Gefahr! www.twitch.tv/silvariusplay #silvariusplay #letsplay #livestream #maythe4thbewithyou

Στη Γη ο ουρανός είναι γαλάζιος και το ηλιοβασίλεμα κόκκινο. Στον Άρη ισχύει το αντίστροφο: ο ήλιος δύει μέσα σε μια ψυχρή μπλε λάμψη. Φταίει η σκόνη στην ατμόσφαιρα, που αφήνει το μπλε φως να περνά πιο εύκολα κοντά στον ηλιακό δίσκο. Το κατέγραψε το Curiosity. Πρώτο έγχρωμο ηλιοβασίλεμα στον Άρη

💥🏀Lakers lose by 30 to Cavs - JJ Redick’s🌭post game press conference…. #Lakers #clevelandcavaliers #jjredick #LebronJames #lukadoncic #comedyvideo

Chicken Apple Rosemary Sausage! These easy sausage patties are not only high in protein, they are also off the charts in deliciousness! One serving is two sausages, but you might not be able to stop eating these once you start! 🍽️ #fitover50 #highprotein #lowcalorie #cooking #foodie #foodsky

The Colorado River is shrinking — and states are up against a Feb. 14 deadline to agree on water cuts or face litigation. Reporting from Las Vegas at the Colorado River Water Users Association conference. Follow @circleofblue for updates.

M.V.P. 🗣️🔉

500K Citizens In USA Have Contacted AGS

Me trying to write backstory lore for any of my OCs:

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Kicking off Pride Month today at the Greater Whittier LGBTQ+ Center with a Pride Flag raising ceremony at 10:30. Come join as we celebrate a month dedicated to visibility, equality, and most importantly— love 🏳️‍🌈

Hadley✨️ I married my high-school sweetheart five years ago. We have been making plans to have our first child when he tells me on our anniversary that he can only stay with me if I allow him to open our relationship so that we can both see other people. Reluctantly, I agree, not expecting to fall

7/ The drive to SPIEF conference has been made more interesting by Ukraine's intervention. So we know the port has been hit but also the refinery, the largest complex in NW Russia. The Governor reported 30 drones were shot down - does he mean intercepted by the refinery/port?

Hier mal eine deutliche Klarstellung "heute journal update". "Es ist ein Trugschluss zu glauben, die globale Erhitzung trifft nur andere. (...) Wir sind mittendrin: Wir sind ein Hotspot der globalen Erhitzung", sagt ZDF‑Wetterexperte Terli. #Klimakatastrophe