Looking for a place to stop and celebrate Mother's Day in a special wa--  Oh, wait. This looks good. #HappyMothersDay!

I'm sorry I knocked your new, very expensive glasses off your face and they exploded into shards as they hit the hardwood floors. But in my defense... They are called throw pillows.

And now, a little ditty about the state of your wallet thanks to King Orange Warmonger and his Trumpettes...

Scott Jennings is such a douchebag that actual bags of douche look at him and go, "Wow. THAT'S a fuckin' douchebag!" #MondayMood on a #MondayMorning

Another #TuesdayMorning. Happy #TacoTuesday, #TittyTuesday and #TwatwaffleTuesday to all who celebrate.

I'm bored. Bored to tears. Bored beyond belief. Bored at the mere prospect of continuing to walk the Earth. I'm just so ... fucking ... bored. #Monday #mood

BREAKING NEWS: Due to “scheduling conflicts,” Lurch will not be performing at the Great American State Fair.

Well, it's #midnight. Damn right. We're wound up too tight. I've got a fist full of whiskey. The bottle just bit me. Oh, that shit makes me batshit crazy. We've got no fear, no doubt; all in balls out....

The mind is in pain and the body cries out. Need to head to bed early; nite to all my fellow freaksters and weirdlings.

Current #mood...

Kindergarten graduation‼️ 🤣🤣

From classrooms to content feeds, our creators are calling it what it is: a blackout on Black truth. If you care about the future of our kids, our data, and our stories — you need to know what’s at stake. 👉🏾 Watch. Share. Tag a friend who needs to see this. #BlackoutReport

It’s go time! The lights are on, the cameras are rolling, and the contestants are locked in, including Tina Fortune from Niles, OH! Don’t miss a second of the action, tune in tonight at 7:30 p.m. to 21 WFMJ! #GottaGetOnThatShow

NFL: Prime Tarik Cohen was pure entertainment

Clutch Queens: Fans Are WALKING AWAY From The Indiana Fever 😳 Link: www.youtube.com/shorts/JwRjM... #CC22 #CaitlinClark #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

Why do Republicans cheer on starving kids?

The Home Affairs Committee took evidence on the statutory independent inquiry into grooming gangs, hearing from its chair, Baroness Anne Longfield CBE. Watch panellist Zoë Billingham CBE talk about the how the inquiry will look into religious and cultural drivers.

Pädo?! Ab wann ist man ein Pädo?! #realtalk #deutschland #europa #schule #menschlichkeit

Online fantasy meets reality in this viral OnlyFans meet up. A fan finally meets his creator but the moment turns awkward, exposing the gap between digital connection and real life chemistry. #reels #viral #OnlyFans #trending #viralvideos

Kirby Dach with a Jacob Trouba airplane hit that almost got him killed. What are we doing tonight boys? 🤷🏽‍♂️ 📲 Follow 👉 @funny_as_puck #Hockey #NHL #GoHabsGo

BTS Tiny Vinyl Release, Shakira Tour Finale Details, and Ryan Gosling Updates #celebrity #popculture #famous #trending #celebnews

Rest In Power Sonny Rollins

#rodgers #steelers #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-17/us/Sports/es/bs/Aaron-Rodgers-Firma-Contrato-de-un-Año-con-los-Pittsburgh-Steelers-Antes-de-la-Temporada-2026/1278979

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @cmrestler.bsky.social @socialists.nyc @transalt.org #Zohran despite #pedestrian initiatives #Astoria is full of this flagrant #parking #impunity where is #DOT enforcement?

53 years ago, a Supreme Court decision protected reproductive freedom and ensured everyone access to safe healthcare. Although Roe v. Wade has been overturned, our belief remains the same. Everyone should have the right and the autonomy to make decisions about their body. The fight will continue.

Does he enjoy lying? The PM is NOT instructing his lawyers not to put property rights first in court. He is NOT signing deals with First Nations that do not protect homeowners. The PM unlike PP consults, listens to and RESPECTS all stakeholders when making a decision. ‼️SHAME ON PP‼️

Learn more here: https://store.lead4ward.com/products/mathmark-staar-prep #lead4ward #mathmark #STAARprep

So excited for #MHWilds TU4 update nextweek!🥳 But I know we're all waiting IF there'll be G-rank/Master rank news on #TheGameAwards in a few minutes!😍 hyped! hyped! Huge thanks to everyone who stopped-by! Y'all are amazing as always!❤️🙏

Late-stage narcissism.

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🌍 #Ontological vs. #Epistemological🧠 – What We Can Actually Observe🔬 📺 youtu.be/TPCADLkSBWM 📎 philosophies.de/index.php/20... #Consciousness #FrontierSciences #QuantumPhysics #Entanglement #Synchronicity #Physics #SystemsTheory #Science #Physics #FrontiersOfKnowledge #WalterVonLucadou #Zoomposium

I pay tribute to Ozzy Osbourne in the way I know best: A quirky best friend soundtrack featuring the clarinet (Quirky train)

WOW!!!! CONGRATS!!!

COP KILLAAAAAAAA!!! #AEWDoN

BARTIROMO: Last time we spoke, you told me you were expecting GDP growth to go north of 6% later this year once the Iran conflict wraps up. Are you still expecting that? HASSETT: I really do think you could see a quarter like that

DHS Secretary Mullin says the “hunger strike” at ICE’s Delaney Hall is really detainees demanding “their ethnic right food.” “If they want whatever food they want, they can go back to their country ... this isn’t the Holiday Inn."

The West Wing S06E16 - Drought Conditions Clip number 0135 #TheWestWing

Bin gleich LIVE! 👀✨️ Bock, mit mir in NieR Replicant reinzudippen? 😈 Bin schon gespannt! Du auch? 🤩 💜 twitch.tv/NinTacchi 💜 #GERVtuber #Vtuber #twitch #streamergirl #gaming #Affiliate #roadtopartner #nierreplicant #NieR #SquareEnix

Welp! 😅 #Knicks #KnicksSky

Free America Walkout! Boise high school students walked out of class in solidarity today ✊

The beautiful tricoloured heron with its long neck putting on a beautiful display

The version of you that lasts is built patiently. Durability beats urgency. More reflections here → 👉 https://www.amazon.com/author/flumultus #Flumultus #FlumultusQuotes #Patience #Consistency #Discipline #LongGame

Treason is the crime of betraying one's country or government. In a legal context, it specifically refers to acts of attempting to overthrow the state or providing material aid and comfort to its enemies. ⬇️ Should I send this def to the DOJ 🤔🤦🏻‍♀️ #arresttrump

Book 101 Review, now in its sixth season, features Ryan Wiksell as a special guest, sharing his insights, experiences, and unique perspective with a global audience of readers and lifelong learners. podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/b... #podmatch

Good Night Beetle and sure will

Celebrating ROV SuBastian's 900th scientific dive since completing sea trials in 2016. Seen in this milestone dive during #LivingBioreactors — a single-celled organism called Foraminifera, a “berried” crustacean (translation: shrimp carrying eggs), several dazzling jellyfish, & a string of salps.

Narcissists don't set boundaries #WorthBeyondProductivity #ChooseSafePeople #KnowTheSigns #EndTheSilence #MentalHealthMatters #TraumaInformed #HealingJourney #YouAreNotAlone #ShareThisEpisode #SpreadAwareness #HealingTogether #SupportSurvivors #BreakTheStigma

Mark Carney's govt is creating the first nat'l sovereign wealth fund in 🇨🇦 history. The Canada Strong Fund will partner with private industry to finance nation-building projects. @edmontonchamber.bsky.social's Heather Thomson says there's reason for optimism. Will you consider investing? #cdnpoli

When you remember Frank’s Horseshoe of Death, this makes Romero being in the top ten really stand out imo Also, do not think about Frank’s Horseshoe of Death

Training isn't just a one-and-done deal! It's all about practice, feedback, and refinement. Embrace the journey of continuous learning! #Salesforce #SalesforceTrainingSolutions #SalesforceSuccessSecrets

Monkey In St Elizabeth Jamaica

I’m about to question Secretary Hegseth on Trump’s war of choice in Iran — which has been a disaster at every turn. He owes our troops and the American people answers.

In Gaza, MSF treats many patients with severe facial burns—85 per cent of 88 are children. They need 3D-printed pressure masks to prevent lifelong disfigurement. Since 3 December 2025, we have not able to bring in new supplies and only two functioning scanners remain in the entire Strip.

Get @reshare_app • @peter_mai_ How did Eddy & me just end up in this situation again.👀 You will find out on our next adventure. 🏔️☀️🐱 Are you ready? 😍 #adventure #cat #outdoor #mountains #bestfriends

There's a proven link between people deliberately harming animals and going on to commit domestic abuse. Currently the law does not allow us to identify these people early. I brought this up in parliament and introduced a motion asking the government to address this gap in the legislation.

No sé tú, pero yo a veces me siento abrumada y desconectada. Necesitando mucho de esto cada día más. @elhambredevivir #psicologia #amorpropio #saludmental #autocuidado

Sanchie starts are appointment viewing 📼

en Quim Carandell de la Ludwig Band, un home que sap conquistar cors així com trencar-los ❤️‍🩹 #joeldiaz #estiktokat #catala #catalunya #APM

Animals in the slaughter house or outside waiting hear the screams, smell the blood; they know. This is a slaughter house in CA. The chickens are off loaded behind it. They’re stacked unable to stand in tiny cages listening to the screams inside knowing they’re next. Why aren’t you vegan?

❗️🇺🇦Ukrainian servicemen from the 422nd Separate Unmanned Systems Regiment “Luftwaffe” continue to destroy 🇷🇺Russian logistics in the deep rear on temporarily occupied territories.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​