I'm bored. Bored to tears. Bored beyond belief. Bored at the mere prospect of continuing to walk the Earth. I'm just so ... fucking ... bored. #Monday #mood

Life is a highway. ... and I seem to be hitting all the toll roads. #WednesdayThoughts on a #WednesdayMorning

Scott Jennings is such a douchebag that actual bags of douche look at him and go, "Wow. THAT'S a fuckin' douchebag!" #MondayMood on a #MondayMorning

I'm "Should I consider getting a retractable awning?" years old.

BREAKING NEWS: Due to “scheduling conflicts,” Lurch will not be performing at the Great American State Fair.

I'm sorry I knocked your new, very expensive glasses off your face and they exploded into shards as they hit the hardwood floors. But in my defense... They are called throw pillows.

Current #mood...

The mind is in pain and the body cries out. Need to head to bed early; nite to all my fellow freaksters and weirdlings.

Looking for a place to stop and celebrate Mother's Day in a special wa--  Oh, wait. This looks good. #HappyMothersDay!

What you get when Jeff Bezos funds the Met Gala....

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“If you don’t stay focused on the issue the American people want you to stay focused on and solve their problem, they’re not going to replace something with nothing.” @mitch-landrieu.bsky.social weighs in on Democrats reportedly shutting down Trump impeachment talks for this year.

Vets protested in the Capitol Rotunda today from #VetsAboutFace Many were disabled Vets #WeDemandAnImmediateEnd #ToTheWarInIran #WeCantAffordAnotherWar There were about 150 They were eventually handcuffed & removed For their #CivilDisobedience

News Update Today for March 18. #news #epstein #iran #trump #newstoday

Good Morning! It's Thursday 07 May 2026, Andy Lloyd's Morning Show is live every weekday from 09:00 with three hours of music, showbiz, news & sport with features including The Retro Chart, The Bradshaws, Nuts at Nine, LA Spinz and a featured birthday artist.

NATHAN MACKINNON!! DE 3-0 À 3-3!! 😱😱 ON. S'EN. VA. EN. PROLONGATION!!!!

Drought stress affects trees in numerous ways, but one of the most interesting is how it limits trees’ ability to photosynthesize. Here’s a simplification of that one part of how drought affects trees! #trees #tree #plant #plants #nature #science #woods #forest #forests #drought #ecology #water

Open Source, Not Corporate AI! AI should belong to everyone—or to a select few! 🤖 Open technology = Innovation for all. ❌ Closed systems = Control by a handful of corporations. Europe must decide now: Do we create or just consume? Wake up, Europe! The future won’t wait! #AI #Art #NFT #AIForGood

Ramping at Queensland hospitals is still an ongoing problem 18 months into the Crisafulli government. The problem of hospital overload is complex & requires much more work from the parliament than an opposition simply winning government. #qldpol

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comprendre les expressions françaises : prendre un râteau tags : appropriation culturelle, jardin japonais, calligraphie éphémère, #gardening #art #geometry #drawing #philosophy

You know your humour is broken, when this makes you life it's an old old one, but I am crying laughing at this god sake 😆😆😂😂

Take a closer look at one of your Smitty Competitors @Daniel Starling Check out the 3rd Non-Annual Smitty Memorial Tournament Saturday August 23rd from the Owen's Valley Sports Complex in Spencer, Indiana #thesmitty #coletv #indywrestling #spongebob #smittywerbenjagermanjensen

Tom Adelsbach So yesterday Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.

@cbsnews.com Norcal coverage Check out Xavier Becerra’s fortune cookies and breaking message.🤗 🎏🎋🥡🥢🥠🎏

Rep Lieu (D-CA) with a brilliant breakdown of the SAVE Act. Trump and MAGA Republicans know their policies are crushing the working class but instead of changing those policies they want to disenfranchise voters. Americans say #NoPayToVoteSAVEAct Democrats need to hold the line.

How Colorado made the Timbers pay on set pieces in their 2-0 victory. #RCTID Full Colorado v Portland review 👉 creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

Crimson Jubilee | Dark Folk Anthem | Xanthe

No siempre a la madres les hacen gracia nuestras celebraciones sorpresa.  Feliz día a todas. #ElSonidoDeLaCaída 🕳️ YA EN CINES

Having felled the Chinese Panda, this woman is now facing down a typically understated American fella.

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Fixed it @atrupar.com

Healthy token economics help create stronger ecosystems and better long term sustainability for blockchain projects Educational content only not financial advice #InterLink #ITLG #ITL

Ukrainian defender Vitalii Andreichenko returns to his hometown after more than three years in Russian captivity. His family, friends and the entire village came out to welcome Vitalii home! #AureFreePress #News #Ukraine #war

Qual o soulslike que mais se afasta de Dark Souls que você já viu? Temos inúmeros clones do jogo da FromSoftware em tudo quanto é videogame. A fórmula de fantasia medieval sombria em terceira pessoa super exótica é a mais usada. Esse aqui apresenta um estilo BEEEM diferente!

Don't get it twisted: the MAGA decision to make millions go hungry and cut universal programs this November is about entrenching white supremacy.

🥗 Das Superfood, das China jeden Tag isst: WoSun 🤪 Zutaten: – WoSun – Sesam – Öl – Sojasoße – Chili – Knoblauch – gelber Ingwer – Baum-Ohr-Pilze

Iran attacked no one, IRGC attacked Iran!

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GOP clearly has no plan for this war in Iran & it seems USA bases & countries in the region are losing some front end battles. The ppl 🍊 has “in charge” of this war have no idea what they shd be doing. This cd be a real disaster if gop Fox runs this war. Iranian missile hits 🇮🇱. via Al Jazeera

Away from the reporters’ cameras, Gazans carrying “aid” bags show the real nightlife: passing people dancing with sodas, buying desserts, walking past the packed O2GAZA, stopping to watch deliveries at Taj Mall, and ending with a slushy at another restaurant.

Exciting news! The Salt Lake Temple open house is set for April 5 to October 1, 2027. Get ready to explore! ldstemplenews.com/salt-lake-ci... #SaltLakeTemple #TempleSquare #SaltLake #Utah #SaltLakeCity #SaltLakeCityUtah #thetemplenews #JesusChrist

For that special and irresistible cherry scent, use Pantene's new Dr. Pepper shampoo

#Repost hana.clio The psychology of the Top 1%. #psychology #joerogan #elon #capitalism #fypシ゚viralシfypシ゚

MTV is officially ending all of its music channels. In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?

New episode of Wrestling With Rumors is now up on my Wrestling With Rumors #youtube channel youtu.be/5eWtT_1Myoo?... #prowrestling #WrestlingWithRumors

Please do not disturb the workers on Nexus station. Printing planets is very serious work.

Always remember resistance can also be rooted in joy. #ChoosePeaceNotChaos

TONIGHT (3/25)! LIVE @ 6:00pm EST! EVEN MORE WHITE KNUCKLE! Yellow Hab voted worst place to live in 2026! Last time we made it to the final level, the Hanging Gardens, before being eaten by The Face... TONIGHT WE GO ALLLL THE WAY BABY! YT youtube.com/@buddha_saurus Twitch twitch.tv/buddha_saurus/

Meet NINA (Our Intelligence is Not Artificial). Unlike ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude, or Perplexity, NINA was designed NOT to simulate care, but to CONNECT people TO care. 📖 Read the full story by Ana Arriagada: vita-activa.org/2026/05/27/w...

A gas tax holiday talks about 18.4¢ while ignoring the $1.50 problem. That's politics, not policy. And half of it likely goes straight to oil company profits. Congress knows this. Some just hope you don't.

In a now-deleted video, Trump made his priorities clear: He'd rather spend money on bombs than taking care of Americans.

The countdown begins 🚀 Set your reminders for the 2025 Christmas Lectures, supported by CGI: 28, 29 and 30 December at 7.00pm on BBC Four and iPlayer. Space scientist Maggie Aderin-Pocock will take us on a whistle-stop tour of the Universe searching for evidence of extra-terrestrial life.

So, the guy who thinks that witches have taken over California is now the acting Secretary of the Navy? Super.

Who wants to see Die Hard Trilogy re-released on modern consoles. I will pay money to see this game back on whatever platform it's available on for newcomers to witness this masterpiece! @20thcenturystudios.bsky.social #RetroGaming #PS1Classics #FreeDieHardTrilogy

Here's my tux and I'm ready for #TheGameAwards    The song is Gold by Spandau Ballet

First, things, first… Early Sunday morning walk in the park listening to a chorus of birds chirping, peaceful. #BlackWomen

🔥 Así quedó el edificio calcinado en el barrio de A Ponte Los bomberos continúan con las labores de refresco ↘️https://mrf.lu/BNs5

Author: lokilearnsbuttons New word, same priorities #talkingcat #petcommunication #catsoftiktok #fluentpet #smartcat

Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx JUST IN: Albania is on fire right now. Over 300,000 people are shutting down the capital. They refuse to hand their land to Jewish billionaires. x.com/Parodyjeffx/...