2 noodles enter... 1 noodle leaves! #testyourmight #noodlecombat #humor

I know you'll be shocked to hear that the guy commissioned to build a Gold Trump statue got stiffed on the bill. ☑️ Gold Trump statue dispute stalls Ohio sculptor's Elon Musk project https://archive.ph/gFTjU #trump

Dude took his pregnant wife’s texts & used AI to turn them into a pop punk song. And it's a banger. 🤘🤣 (Credit: withethanlap on TT) #ai #texts #humor

<courtesy of @charlotteclymer> Last night, CBS News awarded the Mike Wallace Memorial Scholarship to Santiago Campos, a high school journalist. ...In accepting, he took the time to condemn the direction of CBS News to much surprise & applause from the […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Yankees, y'all.

The moment Christopher Lloyd turned into Jim Ignotowaki. (From the Taxi episode, The Road Not Taken, premiered 44 years ago today.) #christopherlloyd #taxi

Wanna watch a senile, incompetent clown repeatedly murder the English language? Remember that all this slurring & mispronunciation has all been just in the last year, folks. #trump

Trump has never been a religious man & Conservative Christians that say that he is are either colossally stupid or they're lying to obfuscate another reason they're voting for him. Here's Seth Meyers making the point; #trump #religion #christianity

Broadcasted live, the camera man totally forgot he was at work for a second. #skysports #humor

Imagine having politicians good-hearted enough to safely have children around them. #obama #mamdani

ARTE MUSEUM. Las Vegas, Nevada. November 2025.

Congress, make it stop. #news #nowar #iran #justiceforvictims

WNBA Insights: That’s Next Level Basketball IQ!😮‍🔥 #CC22 #CaitlinClark #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

Reza Pahlavi, the elected leader of the Iranian opposition movement, pledges his loyalty to the cause: #RezaPahlavi #Iran #Irannews #JavidShah #Iranpolitics

Sri Lanka Adjusts Work Week Alongside New Developments in Kabul and the Middle East #breakingnews #worldnews #currentevents #newsupdate #headlines #newsalert #news

Jesse Watters: "Once Bessent and Lutnick and Rubio get into a room with all of these guys and knock their heads together, we're getting Greenland."

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Vermont's Journey: Oregon is on track to be the fist state to transition to universal health care, but we are far from the first or only state to make this attempt. Between 2011 and 2014, Vermont made an amazing attempt, but ultimately did not succeed. In Oregon, we must consider the lessons.

🚀 Embark on a thrilling journey and unveil the next evolution of Microsoft's GitHub Copilot launching June 1, 2026! 🌟 Calling tech lovers, devs, & AI fans to redefine coding with its new per-token charge model! 💡 How will this reshape your projects and innovation path? 💻🔍 Dive into a world

I honestly didn't think that second pot would go in 😲 #PurePool #NintendoSwitch2

Good Wednesday morning, friends!! Enjoy this mornings giggle! "...Catch the bouquet at the funeral" I almost had coffee coming out my nose on that one🤣 Have a day, y'all! #SheShed #JimmyKimmel

Good Monday morning, friends 🕶🔆 I hate a busy Monday, and that is unfortunately exactly what i have today😭 I'm gonna need two giggles to make it through today🤭🥳 So here is the first giggle!! #SheShed #ManicMonday 1/2

உங்கள் தலையெழுத்தை நீங்களே மாற்றலாம்! பகவான் நித்யானந்தர் அருளுரை.

Robert De Niro remains one of my heroes for speaking boldly against Trump. And when he calls people to take to the streets, I want to remind everyone that the next No Kings Day is March 28th! It needs to be the largest national and international protest against Trump & authoritarianism. 📹@reuters

SON OF A BITCH! That's not a word, you fucksticks. You sound like a bunch of uneducated morons...

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Bonnaroo wristbands are starting to ship!

****LIVE**** Indie Saturday is GO. Playing new indie games, and YOU vote on what's next! zeke3.tv

Do you love anime thighs? I do, and I wrote a deep dive into the history of sexy thighs in anime. Read it here: jli.st/41lzEhF Sauce is Nana Maru San Batsu.

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Emergency! S02E21 - Audit Clip number 0119 #KMG-365 #emergency

I don't know why but this schmaltzy goodbye to a disembodied voice made me lol

Anuncios de pisos 'dopados' con IA: Muchas inmobiliarias y particulares usan la inteligencia artificial para que un anuncio destaque. Nuestro compañero Raúl Rivera hace la prueba ⬇

The war with Iran should have never happened — it must end now. Everybody will suffer from those on the front lines to those at home with rising gas prices.

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Noch 10 Tage bis zum Ende der Bewerbungsfrist für die SPECTRA Challenge. Bis zum 26.09. Ideen einreichen! Frequenzen schützen. Signale sichern. Spektrum verteidigen. 👉 challenge.cyberagentur.de #SPECTRAChallenge #Innovation #EloKa #Drohnen

👋 We popped by an HRP expert’s desk. Antonella Lavelanet shared what stood out in the newsletter. A new Comprehensive Abortion Care Learning Program with WHO. Plus, on 7 May, two tools to support evidence‑informed policy decisions. #SRHR

Iowa Republicans snuck a $2,400+ mandate into a 35-hour budget bill while Hawkeyes were studying for finals. Now UI students could be FORCED to pay for/take classes at a center that literally had to cancel its own courses due to low enrollment. 1/2

You can be surrounded by people and still feel alone — sometimes you don’t need more people, you need more honest connection.

#ICYMI Decisions about the future of Portage Manor are moving forward. The St. Joseph County Council passed a resolution to work with county commissioners on the future of Portage Manor on Tuesday. https://bit.ly/4v5CuUa

Party game The Cat in the Hat: Rainy Day Mayhem was announced! Based on the classic children’s books, the new party game lets you enjoy 18 minigames like capturing penguins or decorating a cake, solo or with friends. You can also chase the titular Cat around the house!

Brunson on fiya (see what I did there? ya see it)

🐾 Is It Pawsible? Ep. 31: Drawing My PFP✏️ #furry #fursuit #paws #challenge #fyp #commissions #commissionsopen #tiktok #reels #shorts

Puzzle Fans, Dungeons Fans, Story Fans, Combat Fans we got you covered #Nintendo #tinybabycrowngames #indiegame #gamedev #xbox #nintendo #steam #rpg #toon #madewithunity #dungeoncrawler #gaming

Good morning Ash and wallies of Wülferhampton, happy 🐪 day. I’m behind you!

CNN field producer Sebastian Shukla describes a horrifying night in #Kyiv, #Ukraine where 600 #drones and 90 #missiles landed on various targets, in what appears to be an act of #retaliation by #Russian forces.

Is the Seventh-day Adventist Church Lukewarm? Meaning Explained from Book of Revelation What does “lukewarm” mean in the message to Laodicea in the Book of Revelation? Explore whether it applies to the Seventh-day Adventist Church and understand its

Did you all know that Costco hasn’t raised their hot dogs 🌭 prices at the Food court since the beginning of the Covid pandemic 2020 🤭

I had an insanely powerful build this run

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LAFC news and notes Brekalo own goal at the 7th gives LAFC the early lead 1-nil. Vamos!

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐄 𝐄𝐔𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 🤣 "Sir, may I say, well done with the Americans. You were superb, absolutely superb. You put that little rat bag in his place." (Rod Stewart to King Charles) ➡️ twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com We have more about the little American ratbag.

Time is irreplaceable. #mannermatters #etiquette #betterlife #famous #oscarpiastri

Este patrón se repite en varias comunidades autónomas. Lo que debería ser una política de acceso a la vivienda se convierte en un negocio con precios de mercado. En Galicia: A los inquilinos se les piden 63.000 € de capital inicial para entrar en un piso de alquiler social.

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Lots of winning.

Right now, thousands of people are demonstrating in Albania telling their government to stop destroying nature for private profit. People do not want their government to sacrifice their land and natural heritage for the benefit of a few investors. We stand with the Albanians.

Better now!

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1/2 In case you were wondering, yes Ukraine has also been continuing its fire control of logistical routes used by the invaders in occupied Ukraine. Exhibit A - Melitopol'