Todo en Abelardo es falso y postizo. Su discurso es de Uribe. Su cabello es de nylon. Su programa económico es de Milei. Sus nalgas son de silicona. Su pinta es de Bukele. Sus firmas son de humo. Y es corroncho de Florencia, Italia. Por eso dicen que el Tigre no es como lo pintan.

Sergio Fajardo es la verdadera llanta de repuesto del uribismo: siempre aparece disponible cada cuatro años, conserva buena presión de aire y de dinero para sus campañas, y su desgaste nunca es por el centro de la llanta, sino por la derecha. Al final se desinfla, pero lo reencauchan y lo guardan.

Dime que eres un idiota profundo, sin decirme que eres un idiota profundo.

Al final terminaron siendo una silla plegable al poder.

En tiempos de inteligencia artificial, de vallas millonarias y de fotomontajes de la derecha, yo preferí dibujar 15 afiches de campaña en caricatura para el evento multitudinario de Cepeda en Pereira. Ahora saldrán a decir en Semana y en La Silla Vacía que lidero un cartel. El Cartel del Pueblo.

¿Se acuerdan cuando Iván Duque se autoentrevistó en inglés? Bueno, ahora Paloma Valencia debate sola. Se los voy a decir sin anestesia: Paloma Valencia es Iván Duque 2.0.

Me llama la atención ese tono “familiar” y “cercano” con el que les habla a grupos criminales responsables de atrocidades contra la población civil. Tal vez, en el fondo, se necesitan mutuamente para subsistir: Uribe, ejerciendo el poder en cuerpo ajeno; y esos grupos, creciendo.

Con admiración y desde el lenguaje del arte, este es un homenaje a un hombre que le devolvió dignidad a la gente que este país había condenado al olvido. Feliz cumpleaños, presidente Gustavo Petro. p/d Mire esa cabellera tan frondosa que le pinté, parece el quinto Beatle.

Si dices amar a los gatos, pero vas a votar por el Tigre, tus gatos merecen un mejor humano.

Cuando pasas de jartar Ron Defensor a degustar en tu paladar un aguardiente de Nariño.

Milwaukee firefighters respond to massive building fire near 32nd and Hampton. Here's what we know. https://tinyurl.com/vdc2uk39 

Of course it benefits Russia. Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for You know it's true Everything I do I do it for you 😽💞🫶

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These San Antonio Spurs are not just a one player show. They have remarkable depth and an entire team committed to winning. Vassell with the block on Clingan and Fox finds Kornet for the bucket plus the foul on the other end. #NBASky #SkyHoops #NBAPlayoffs

People deserve to know how candidates actually get onto ballots, who controls access and how institutional power works inside political parties. You get the right to vote, but who chooses who you get to vote for? If you’re in CT, you can sign up through the link in my bio to petition!

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20% of the national grid taken out. Glory to Iran 🇮🇷

Some footage from the 4/19 anti-IOF soldier protest outside Seattle City Hall. We've got a ton of footage on our Instagram– please check it out if you can. More incoming here, too

Hi, hi brother @6cats4adomino.bsky.social! 👋💖 We are off to see The Mandalorian & Grogu. You know This Is The Way! 🤣 Be back later - hopefully there are still some shenanigans going on. 💖😁😂

Verhitte discussie over het gebruik van het woord "omvolking" Markuszower heeft spijt. Gideon van Meijeren en Lidewij de Vos blijven het actief gebruiken. Mona Keijzer: Het is geen complot, wel is de helft van de bewoners in Amsterdam van allochtone afkomst.

Are we going to have fair elections this Nov.? Virginia is doing its part! As Rep.McClellan explains, they didn’t start this fight, but they’re ready to finish it. Here’s what’s going on with last week’s redistricting vote. ⬇️

going down to the ground level and just observing the mii's is probably one of my favorite things to do in this game, there's a lot of small interactions that you'd miss otherwise if you don't, like this for example

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2️⃣ Extreme weather expert Prof @hayleyjfowler.bsky.social warns that the mega floods seen in Europe could happen here, but the UK is not prepared. Has your MP signed the Parliamentary Call to brief the nation? www.nebriefing.org/parliamentar... Full talk: www.nebriefing.org/expert-brief... #NEB2025

Some people with autism experience heightened sensory sensitivities, meaning sounds, lights, or textures can feel much more intense. Creating sensory-friendly environments can make a big difference in helping everyone feel supported. 💙 #autismacceptance #sensoryawareness #inclusionmatters #autism

Ever wonder how books are made in a modern, unmanned factory? Dive into the mesmerizing ASMR workflow of a book manufacturing plant. It's surprisingly satisfying! #FactoryASMR #FactoryASMR #BookProduction

Do you feel behind on planting your garden? Don’t worry, we all feel that way. It is never too late to plant. Thank you for supporting small businesses; your choices matter. #Garden #Tomatoes #FamilyFarm #FarmLife

Over tweeënhalve week begint het WK voetbal. Bondscoach Ronald Koeman heeft vandaag de 26-koppige selectie van het Nederlands elftal bekendgemaakt. Hoe denkt sportjournalist Arno Vermeulen over de selectie? Moeten de andere teams zich zorgen maken? "Misschien gaan we wel verrassen." #pauwendewit

We’re honored to present Rachel Yonan's album, Kiss On Wood for your GRAMMYs® consideration this year. Best Classical Instrumental Solo Best Engineered Album, Classical To all voting members—thank you for considering Kiss On Wood. #Grammys

Rochester Airport continues to keep up with the times and it is an airport that receives life-saving organs and equipment every day. We got federal funding for an upgrade that will improve safety and support cargo, air ambulances, pilot training, and local businesses.

☎️ Hello police... Yeah we can't have street code & thriving communities. This Aint tv dammit, one's gotta go.

🪶 time for a hummingbird of the day📼 A few pairs on the feeder, & even a full hummingbird call Be warned the neighbor kids are screaming in part of it Enjoy ⏳ with our 🐦 See yourself in a 🔵bubble feel your heart beating💓 Breathe🫁 in Joy Breathe😮‍💨 out sorrow let it go We will PERSEVERE #birds

Good Morning Tony! Thank you so much! I wish you a nice Monday and a successful start into the new week, too! Enjoy the day, take care of you and have fun! Cheers my dear friend! 😊🫴🫖☕☕💊💊💊💊💊🥪🥪🥨🥨🥐🧈🥣🍫🍫🍫🍊🍊🍊

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Chronic device usage is being shown to cause parts of the brain to atrophy, which is matching what is seen in scans of dementia and Alzheimer's patients. There has also been a 400% increase in signs of dementia in people aged 33 to 44. #DigitalDementia #InternetSafety #InfiniteScroll #IQDrop

I MAY have re-added Animalese back into my overlay... I MAY also have went a little overboard with the customizations...... Shoutout to @pinguis.bsky.social for providing the sound assets, and inspiration for the customizations! #coding #godot #streamer #vtuber #indiedev #solodev #gamedev #skull

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In light of the Ofgem #pricecap, our senior energy policy officer, Dr Matthew spoke on BBC Radio Scotland about the continuing impact of high energy bills. Have a listen 👇

The ultimate cozy wellness hack! Ginger tea isn't just delicious—it’s a powerhouse for reducing inflammation and easing cold symptoms. A simple, plant-based way to keep your defenses strong. 🍵🌿 What’s your favorite rainy-day brew? #WellnessCommunity #GingerTea #HealthyHabits #HealCity

Well it's almost 8:00 here in Maricopa County Arizona. This old activist is going to get something to eat and get some rest. Catch you on the flip side.

What's your favourite comic book of all time? When asked that question, my thoughts usually turn to Beautiful Darkness by Kerascoët and Fabien Velhmann

Good moaning. I needed "Jill."

Fantasy Recap: Avalanche vs Golden Knights (2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs Western Conference Final) #fantasyhockey #nhl #vegasgoldenknights #coloradoavalanche #stanleycup http://dlvr.it/TSm91t

⭕De violentes frappes aériennes #Israéliennes ont visé la ville de #Tyr, dans le Sud du #Liban, plus tôt aujourd'hui. #PALESTINE-ONLINE

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Experts note that such boats logically fit into Iran's concept of a "swarm fleet" and pose a threat to large, unwieldy US ships.

Inspiration can come from anywhere—even chaos. A listener hit a deer and somehow sparked a song idea, proving creativity hides in the wildest moments. What unexpected event inspired you? Watch full episode. youtu.be/AlXyVRrvxEE?... #Songwriting #Creativity #Podcast

Habt ihr schon eine Totholz Hecke? Eine sog. Benjeshecke sorgt dafür, dass ihr Äste und Holz vom Grünschnitt nicht mehr entsorgen müsst. Und jede Menge Gartenbewohner freuen sich über das neue zu Hause. Bei mir ist nach wenigen Tagen direkt eine Spatzen Familie eingezogen #benjeshecke

Thomas Sidle of @fightagainstfascismorg tries to talk some sense into the terrible ICE goons at the Delaney Hall Concentration Camp in Newark New Jersey!

Los ingresos máximos que marcan las comunidades autónomas para acceder a una vivienda protegida son, en general, bastante altos. ➡️ Madrid: Más de 6.560€/mes. ➡️ Islas Baleares: 5.000€/mes. Muy superiores al salario más frecuente en España, que en 2023 era de 15.574,85€ brutos anuales. 👀 ⬇️ 🧵

This is what happens when a 17 yr old female looks at late stage capitalism’s attempt to marginalize women & says.. “Yea no, fuck that. I’m gonna revive the punk genre & reframe the social discourse with savagely insightful social commentary. In clown makeup.” Unorthodox-yes ABSOLUTE GENIUS?YESS💯!!🔥

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Governor of St. Petersburg praised Russia's air defense during the attack on the city yesterday. I also think Russian air defense did a very good job, Ukraine is quite happy with their level of professionalism. Let it stay that way.

ICYMI: Rubio had a Senate hearing earlier today

US citizens: "Everything is too expensive, please help us." Trump: "Our pool is bigger than skyscrapers."

The Vegas Golden Knights took the first round of a boxing match at the Lenovo Center, but dropping Game 1 doesn’t mean it's for time for Hurricanes fans to sound the alarm... linktr.ee/ogtriangleme...