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Al final terminaron siendo una silla plegable al poder.

Jamás debes combinar un vino blanco con un filete de carne de burro. Un buen corte de asno combina mejor con un vino tinto de los que venden en el ARA o en el D1, siempre que no exceda los 18 mil pesos la caja de 12. Un fino uribista jamás escatima en lujos Siguenos para más consejos de etiqueta

Muchos de ustedes no me dejarán mentir: los votantes de Paloma y del Tigre comparten un patrón interesante. El votante de derecha suele ser más propenso a evitar pensar, a no leer y, por eso mismo, a no cuestionar. Termina creyendo lo que le digan. Por eso la educación es tan importante.

La cosa pinta en primera. ¿Qué creen ustedes?

¿Se acuerdan cuando Iván Duque se autoentrevistó en inglés? Bueno, ahora Paloma Valencia debate sola. Se los voy a decir sin anestesia: Paloma Valencia es Iván Duque 2.0.

El candidato presidencial Abelardo de la Espriella no necesita explicar sus propuestas en economía, seguridad o salud. Le basta con decirle a una joven periodista que le haga zoom a una foto para apreciar, según él, lo marcado de su paquete viril, hormonado y testiculado.

Esto es pelea de Tigre con burro y paloma amarrados.

La derecha siembra miedo y muerte antes de las elecciones, esperando recoger una buena cosecha de votos. Ya lo hemos visto antes.

Me llama la atención ese tono “familiar” y “cercano” con el que les habla a grupos criminales responsables de atrocidades contra la población civil. Tal vez, en el fondo, se necesitan mutuamente para subsistir: Uribe, ejerciendo el poder en cuerpo ajeno; y esos grupos, creciendo.

Great Valkyries defense, and Kayla Thornton takes it coast to coast. Golden State on a run. #WNBA

JD Vance attempts to make a joke: "What did-what did they give this crowd to drink before they got here?"

🇷🇺Putin: “We understand making statements is not enough, the Ministry of Defense will also be making its Response.” 🇺🇦(Ukrainian forces struck Russian troop quarters in occupied Starobilsk, Luhansk region.)

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I wish they knew where the farmer lives that feeds the Orange Pig With a Wig. I suppose that's against the rules of war though... (unless you are the Orange Pig With a Wig). Sigh. Apologies to real Pigs all over the world - it's extremely insulting to you all.

🤔Smells like success; feels like innocence wrapped in fine Corinthian leather. It's a handful too. Requires Cheerios at my advanced age. I will get into it shortly. 😀

The Israeli occupation army targeted farmers in Mansouri, in the Tyre district, with phosphorus bombs while they were harvesting watermelons. Three incendiary munitions landed near the farmers, forcing them to flee as fires broke out across the fields.

Chess Tournament for schools in Wolverhampton West ♟️ More content from this amazing event coming soon ⏳

The confederate states never left Credits: @grodriguezlemus

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The American Lung Association’s annual “State of the Air” report has been released, and more than 150 million people across the United States, including nearly half the nation’s children, live in areas with harmful levels of air pollution. shero.substack.com/p/the-clean-...

Some tug of war and zoomies in the snow today. #RufusIsTheBest #gooddogs #goodboys #lovemydog

Join Puppe as the smell of new spring growth is in the air, the bluebonnets are in full bloom and the birds are singing. Your Grandma Green never uses AI or filters in these reels. We just enjoy nature in her full, unfiltered, imperfect glory. #nature #outside #makebelieve #puppetshow #spring

Healthcare is a right. Single-payer is how we deliver that promise.

"Sword Peak" (Jianfeng) located in the Shennongjia National Nature Reserve in Hubei Province, China. Millions of years ago, this area was an ocean floor made of thick layers of limestone. Earth's movements pushed these layers upward, creating vertical fractures. #nature #geography #science

‘Gooooood Mornin’ Vietnaaaammmm!!!! Hey this is not a test, this is rock ‘n’ roll…. Time to rock it from the Delta to the DMZ…is that me or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie?….. Hey!…is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey!…too late!…’ And yet here we are…

A bit late of a #screenshotsaturday post, but we're hard at work revising the combat. We think the results are quite enjoyable. Have a look at some early work! #gamedev #indiedev #madewithunity #arenafighter #magicalgirls

Are Knicks fans officially done talking about the January 2024 Knicks? @TheCohencidence tells you why they all should be 👀

High performers = high performance. Protect your mindset. Choose your circle wisely. #HighPerformance #ProtectYourEnergy #WinningMindset #LevelUp

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So this is a new place. Let us see what can happen here.

One day, we’ll be able to tell our kids and our grandkids - when the future of our country was on the line, we fought for it. And we won. That means getting involved TODAY. Hear it from @chrismurphyct.bsky.social

France, Germany, Italy and the UK have condemned Israel's proposed death penalty bill, warning it targets Palestinians and undermines democratic principles. A Knesset vote is expected Monday. Video created using AI avatar and real voice for news delivery. #Palestine #HumanRights #SheppardLensMedia

Wab Kinew on fact-checking Danielle Smith: "Somebody's got to stick up for Canada. And I love this country so much ... if there is going to be a referendum, I don't want fake news to be framing it up."

This #OneHealthMonth, check out our infographic on 5 facts about zoonotic diseases and listen to our OWOH #podcast with Bosco Atukwatse & Dr. Alex Braczkowski, as they tell us about a potential zoonotic disease reservoir they found in a bat cave in Uganda. Listen: onehealthtrust.org/news-media/p...

Overtime is both Game 1s of Conf Finals. Adam Silver is loving this!

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Trump Says War Is Over While Missiles Still Fly #Trump #Iran #Geopolitics #War #USPolitics

Say hello to Crystal! 👋 She joins spark* as Managing Director, Accounts. Her career spans over 20 years, working at various ad agencies and on the client side. She combines big-picture thinking with disciplined execution, always keeping collaboration and shared vision at the core of how she works.

@pearlmania500 You’re the Calvary #hope

Planned school closures and mergers in Philly are set to cost billions, @lisamhaver.bsky.social says. School board members say they don't know where those funds are going to come from — but the majority voted to go ahead with the plan anyway:

Scott Bessent says Americans have paid nearly $200 more for gas since the war with Iran started. He also says it "isn't much" money. $200 isn't much for billionaires like Bessent and Trump, but for the average retiree whose Social Security check is $1400/month, it's a crisis.

March 31st at Bombyx in Florence, MA: Join the Welcome Table Chorus (created/directed by Nerissa and Katryna Nields) for a gorgeous evening of music to benefit Center for New Americans and Jewish Family Service.

President Trump is not telling the truth about prices, tariffs, the war and the 2020 Election. And the most dangerous lie in 2026: The SAVE Act.

Moroccan climber Nawal Sfendla has become the first Moroccan to summit both Everest and Lhotse back to back, the world's first and fourth highest mountain peaks. She has now summited six of the world's seven highest peaks.

TVS Poland (PL) #TVS #Poland

Martin Fendrych 𝕏🔁 @prezidentpavel: Máme za sebou dvoudenní státní návštěvu Estonska. S touto zemí nás spojují nejen blízké postoje v evropské a bezpečnostní politice, ale také obchodní výměna. Kromě toho sdílíme obavy z ohrožení východního křídla NATO ze […] [Original post on zpravobot.news]

This country has accepted a generation of kids being trained to make themselves harder to kill instead of addressing gun violence. It’s appalling. In Michigan, we delivered, passing sweeping gun safety reforms that have saved lives: ✅Secure Storage ✅Red Flag Laws ✅Universal Background Checks

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Tanjiro vs Tanjiro Ver juntos a Ivan Bastidas y Natsuki Hanae fue increíble 😍😍 #1UpGaming #kimetsunoyaiba

HBD kemosabe!

Total destruction of enemy hardware and positions in Bryansk (temporarily occupied, historically Ukrainian) The 105th Border Guards Detachment in Chernihiv systematically eliminates staging grounds for crossborder assaults Help the 105th punch more enemy junk—join our raffle⤵️

Registration is now open! Join us this September for the PD Provider Institute! This four-day experience will strengthen your #NGSS leadership skills and boost your confidence as a PD leader. Learn more at bscs.org/pdpi 🍎 🧪 #EduSky #SciEd #ProfessionalDevelopment #NGSSchat #STEMed

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Papaya Plaza is a cozy Animal Crossing-like city builder with SNES graphics~ Become the mayor of a run-down tourist town and turn it into a vibrant vacation spot and home for your villagers! Add fun points of interest, improve your town rank, and work towards a 5-star town status!

#navy #hormuz #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/wbuxw1uk

Oralè ReSiSters Universal hand sign alert if one our sister’s needs helps! Protect our Sisters everywhere! reenacted to show everyone the hand sign for help. #ProtectWomen #USDemocracy

For @brinkofgaming.bsky.social and @cdub77.bsky.social. Just gonna clear up a few things.

“That kid is talented. He’s gonna do well.” In a recent interview with TV Insider, the cast and showrunner of Criminal Minds: Evolution shared their thoughts on working with Connor Storrie and his role in the latest season. 🔗 www.tvinsider.com/1268105/crim...