Je ne résiste pas à te repartager ici trois perles qui circulent sur /x, en commençant par Maria Carolina "jeune et bête à la fois", entre maman et sœurette Maria Chiara... 1/

the #IDF, "Oops I did it again!" 😅😂🤣 🫶 💙🤍🇮🇱 "The IDF is jamming our communication channel with music, they are jamming our emergency channels" — 3rd sumud flotilla, aka. Love (& weed) Boat. Don't worry guys, you'll be back home safe pretty soon. 🤣 #Gaza #LoveBoat #Israel #pastrami #BritneySpears

"Today, Israel is a fighter for peaceful nations, freeing Gaza from Hamas and saving Iranians from the Islamic Republic. (...) I ask the #UN, when will you end the ritual of condemning Israel? Is it not time, instead, to learn from Israel?" — Kuwaiti dissident Jasem Aljuraid, /x @JJJuraid #UNWatch

⚠️ La pétition contre la loi Yadan est une manipulation ➖ Signée par à peine 1 % des électeurs ➖ Légitimant ouvertement le terrorisme ("la résistance palestinienne contre l'occupant israélien par tous les moyens nécessaires est un droit") ➖ Orchestrée à coup de publications mensongères Décryptage ⤵️

#Antisémitisme "Après l’attentat de Londres, dans la communauté juive de Golders Green, un journaliste demande à un rabbin où il se trouvait lorsqu’il a appris la nouvelle. Sa réponse mérite d’être écoutée… et comprise." — Benjamin, /x @sdblepas #SilenceIsNotAnOption 🇮🇱 #StandUpToJewishHate #🟦

"The #UN added #Israel to a blacklist of perpetrators of sexual violence in conflict. We are done with the Secretary-General's lies. Equating the democratic State of Israel with Hamas terrorists is a new low. Israel protects its citizens while Hamas massacres, rapes, and kidnaps." — Danny Danon

“Un samedi ordinaire à Paris ? Une manifestation propalestinienne... avec des soutiens du régime des mollahs et des slogans #antisémites ! "La France est dirigée par les sionistes", hurlé au micro. La place des antisémites et des soutiens des mollahs est devant les tribunaux." — CRIF /x @Le_CRIF

#WTF L'auteure du rapport de l'ONU plaçant Israël sur la liste noire des violences sexuelles admet n’avoir examiné aucune preuve. "Je ne visiterais aucune installation de détention même si on me le proposait. Ce n'est pas la responsabilité de mon bureau de procéder à une quelconque vérification." 😳

🗨️ "Sale génocidaire", "tu tues les Palestiniens" : Emma raconte sa scolarité dans un lycée public du Val-de-Marne, en tant qu'élève identifiée comme juive. ✡️ "Ce qui m'a le plus marquée, c'est les croix gammées dessinées sur mes tables". (Témoignage, réf. #ULJF / #UEJF) #SilenceIsNotAnOption #🟦

Maria Carolina "la cata" x2, les deux sœurettes "sublimées" par Paris Match (sincèrement, je pense qu'au moins un dans l'équipe de tournage avait envie de se marrer... ou leur voulait du mal; le résultat est désopilant, c'est carrément 2nd degré, deux quiches autant mal à l'aise que ridicules. 2/

This is what 62% disapproval looks like.

It's as breathtaking as it is disturbing! Here's the latest live deepfake video from Incognia (a company specializing in fraud prevention). An employee superimposes Will Smith's face onto his own... in real time!

❤️⚽️Today at Business Questions, I congratulated @clydebankfc.bsky.social on being officially awarded SFA Bronze Licence status, following their receipt of £240,000 Pride in Place Funding from the UK Labour Government, allowing the Bankies to upgrade Holm Park and reach their new status!

The infantility of the German gov appears to have no limits. The German FM now says that "regimes like Iran cannot invoke international law.” The most fundamental principle of international law is that it applies equally to all states. To challenge that is to declare yourself a rogue state.

"It Gives People Belief In Themselves Again..." | Listen UP Ep 15 - In Cahootz - Coming Soon! Walk into a no‑referral, welcoming space where you can try new things and feel good fast -so recovery feels lighter and more possible. With Kate Black & Paul Byrne of In Cahootz EP 15- LIVE THU 30TH APRIL

The sun is not a star of fire ? @naovtv

It was an incredible evening of running into old friends & making new ones. Thank you for a great night of comedy, but especially being willing to take the 'Know Your Rights' cards to share. @johnfugelsang.bsky.social #Comedy #JohnFugelsang #ChurchOfSatire #DateNight #GrowWithMe

Oakland legend #ShielaE in Ballhalla! #ValkyriesBasketball #WNBA

🚨🍿 Trump invites Tim Cook to explain basic economics to Mark Carney after Canada demands 15% of revenue from Apple, Netflix, Amazon, and Disney. Have Canadians had enough of this economically illiterate Liberal government yet?🤡

Such a shame when they can't face going up steps any longer. It's all Biden's fault. Or Obama's

This summer, invest in PD that makes your life easier. Learn more and register here: https://lead4ward.com/open-session-workshops/ #lead4ward #summeropensessions #professionaldevelopment #education

Anthropic gets $200M from Gates Foundation for AI in global health, education, and economic mobility over 4 years. Given AI's massive impact, this funding feels like just the start. Wonder where all that billionaire money actually goes.

Greetings from Kyiv. russians renewed their night terror. I came to the city centre not only to enjoy the view, but to show you that Kyiv stands and lives. Have a gentle day!

Most businesses fear marketing because it exposes how broke they are. Excuses don’t pay the bills. Strategy and investment do. Full Episode: https://www.youtube.com/live/UxqZJSfm3hk?si=FtUD5WxREImQXdiP  #marketing #entrepreneurship #digitalmarketing #untraditionalentrepreneur #mindset

Oh shit! Even the Fox Propaganda Network knows what's a "win" with Iran and what's a failure...

❝ Som el millor equip del món i tenim a la millor afició del món ❞ Pere Romeu

Trump tells allies to treat trade with China as a security red line, while chasing the biggest deal with China for US. So Trump grabs the juiciest parts of the China market pie first, allies pick up scraps. If US can’t have it, no one should. #r4today #BBCBreakfast #GMB #skynews

As expected, Allin and Knight had an INCREDIBLE pedal to the metal fight. Alin having a high octane World Title defence every single week is perfectly synchronised with his risk taking persona, on screen and off. AEW’s World Title scene is ELECTRIC right now. #aew #aewcollision #aewdynamite

Former DNC Chair @jaimeharrison.bsky.social makes a prediction about the Midterms by looking back at the 31-seat Democratic pick-up in 2006. More of his insights on the House and the Senate (we could take it back!) today on the Pod. bit.ly/Click-2-Listen YouTu.be/QO7ayM6DO1U

Israeli forces abused Canadian citizens last week and continue to abuse and torture Palestinian citizens. When will this government impose sanctions on Israel?

So that you know …

Every year, #IcebergAlley in eastern coast of #Newfoundland and #Labrador, #Canada from #Greenland, some over 10,000 years old, drift southward. Amazing video @JulianEarle.

Who else can’t WAIT for Discovery in Kash Patel v The Atlantic lawsuit? 🙋🏼‍♂️

Lots of Finches, who get rudely interrupted by an asshole Blackbird. Still nothing here for you, fuckhead.

We are excited to announce our district-wide tour kicking off January 10 at 10:30 AM in my home of Muscatine! You can sign up here: www.mobilize.us/taylorwettac... And in the coming days we will be announcing additional tour dates- stay tuned…! -TW #IA01

Do You Want To Advance In Your Career in Michigan? #CareerGrowth #JobSuccess

✨🎶 In the dazzling year of 1962, history was made as The Four Seasons’ timeless classic "Sherry" soared to #1 on the Billboard Hot 100! 🌟🔥 #Billboard #FourSeasons #TimelessHits #PopHistory

J.D. Vance in Greenland trying to make a deal:

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I wouldn’t want him managing us same as you I don’t like his football. This is the best thing I seen him do in this country😂

簡素な服を纏った「Kenshi」の住人達に、このHatedMekkrさんのMOD「『新』バニラの服」で、バニラのゲームプレイを邪魔しない、勢力や部隊毎に異なる色やタイプの服のバリエーションを加えてみませんか？ ＠Steam https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3664152390 日本語の紹介はこちら：https://kenshi-jp.hatenablog.com/entry/VanillaClothing #Kenshi

Josef Pazderka 𝕏🔁 @CRoPlus: Sudetští Němci byli součástí našich zemí, mají tady své kořeny a mají chuť se do naší země vracet na přátelské úrovni, říká spisovatelka Kateřina Tučková. Pusťte si páteční #OsobnostPlus, kterou moderuje @SvetlanaWit. 🔗 https://youtu.be/BK8yAQ5TO9M 🔗 …

davidmccraw on three tiers of escalating legal tactics against press freedom:

April is National Donate Life Month and yesterday I got the chance to tour the new transplant center at Virtua Lady of Lourdes Hospital. My office was able to secure a $2 million community funding grant to help expand and renovate this state of the art facility so that it can continue saving lives.

Meanwhile...in the 🇺🇸 USA... I thought this was skit... but it's actually 💯% real! 😂🤣...those poor kids ...having to put up these two morons!... 😏✌️☮️ #USA #Americans #onlyinAmerica

Arsenal vs managerless Burnley. The picks. 💰 ⚽ Gyokeres — Gyokeres things incoming 🎯 Saka — 2 or 3 assists, with or without a goal Scoring game. Back both. 💰 #Gyokeres #Saka #Arsenal #PremierLeague #Statrdraft

I was elected to the California State Assembly, not because I am a Black woman. But my service to my constituents, to my district and to the people of the State of California have been and will continue to be influenced by my unique life experience as a Black woman. And that is a good thing. #scr89

Another epic week on FootballPX, as we swing into the final strait of the club season. The Coppa Italia final, a La Liga, select Ligue 1 and Man City double gameweek offer traders lot to think about. Link to weekly blog with a hot take on this weeks hot pots: footballpx.com/blog/gamewee...

Chaos flares again in Minneapolis. #news #Minneapolis

Title : Chushingura, fulfilling their vow Year : 1848 Artist : Sadahide One of my older colour prints, the 47 Ronin night attack. #UgokuUkiyoe

Later in November, my colleagues and I revealed that Del. Stacey Plaskett of the U.S. Virgin Islands had texted with Jeffrey Epstein during a 2019 hearing with Michael Cohen. I analyzed multiple video feeds to sync the texts with the hearing footage. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

No music, just the sweet sounds of nature! Still searching for the perfect early nectar source for your garden? May we introduce willow… #wildlifegardening #signsofspring #catkins #perfectforpollinators

Marathon is out — did @bungie.net stick the landing?? #marathon #gaming #bungie #fps #extraction

Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social Journalist Chuck Modiano shares his experience in ICE detention with Status Coup's Jordan Chariton @jordanchariton.bsky.social 📹Michelle Blue

The MNO is proud to announce the release of its Climate Change Mitigation and Adaptation Strategy, rooted in the priorities and needs of Métis citizens across the province. Read it here: ow.ly/JRbX50Z6NCF

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I am not sure if this New York Times story knocks Graham Platner out of the race. But, MAN, are Democrats taking a massive risk if they nominate him on Tuesday. Maine is a have-to-have state for a Democratic Senate majority....and Platner is a TOTAL wildcard.

This is the beginning of an exciting new chapter for the NDP and for our country. I was proud to introduce the House to the new leader of Canada’s NDP, Avi Lewis. Under his leadership, New Democrats are united and ready to fight for the progressive change that Canadians deserve.

Kim Johnson made a song called Seu Olhar (Sonando Mix)! Amazon:  amzn.to/3zuhJ7U YouTube: youtu.be/fTOO3i3HQ48 Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/6XlGw2... Follow @kimjohnson562.bsky.social for more!

St Louis Zoo has a special elevators for penguins that is just adorable 🥰