Reporter: “Are you attending your son’s wedding?” Donald Trump: “He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.” 🥴 Courtesy of @acyn.bsky.social

Can you give me directions to Walter Reed?

“The fake news keeps repeating their BS that my dad didn’t show up at my wedding. Well, here’s proof he did.” — Con Junior

Collins: “Do you think that there should be height and weight restrictions on which members of the military can come?” Jennings: “I asked the white house is this true? And I was told: fake news.” Collins: “There is literally a memo.” Courtesy of @acyn.bsky.social

“Our government is desecrating its role in society by entertaining people with sports. Government is supposed to protect and serve the people. Our tax dollars and resources are funding this operation. The government is supposed to protect us, not entertain us.” Bryce Mitchell (on the card, for now)

Here’s the one secret the Deep State doesn’t want you to know: If you beat up a cop, smeared feces on the walls, or just swiped a podium from the Capitol, you may be entitled to millions of dollars in damages. Apply to the Trump slush fund.

Guess who was shitposting at 5:52am while studying for his cognitive exam?

A very sad Senile Satan sits channel surfing right-wing propaganda channels between his stock trades and looting the government, complaining to anyone in sight: “Hey, Xi gave Putin my girls. Very unfair.”

Rumor has it this is the season finale of SNL tonight.

Are they going after Medicaid, Medicare and Social Security next?

Cyanokit, a life-saving medication for patients with potential cyanide poisoning, is now available in Montgomery County through the local sheriff's office. cbs6albany.com/news/local/l...

Northside Home Care Services workers were outside the Dáil yesterday (and out in Coolock today) with their union the IWU to fight for their basic entitlements to pay parity. Have a listen to Sonya explain why they're there, and why they'll keep fighting. #FightForYourRights #JoinAUnion

The Pentagon is seeking $200 billion in additional funds for the Iran war: https://www.news8000.com/news/politics/national-politics/pentagon-seeks-200-billion-in-additional-funds-for-the-iran-war-ap-source-says/article_dfaad8a9-a0d5-5f06-9ecb-24c8019eb294.html 

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴. • • • #PatriotDay #NeverForget

When both parties are backed by the same mega-donors, citizens aren’t heard or represented. ❌ It doesn’t have to be this way. The Digital Politics Hub can connect you to citizen-first candidates who care about you, not mega donors. 👀 Plug into it now to vote for you https://hub.futureis.org/ 👈

Location: Mughalsarai, Chandauli, Uttar Pradesh Date: April 10 At the Jago Hindu Jago program, Gopal Rai, president of the Vishwa Hindu Raksha Parishad, claimed that over two lakh Hindus every month are becoming victims of “Islamification” or “Christianisation.”

🚨🇮🇱🇵🇸Israeli forces stormed a wedding in the West Bank and kidnapped the groom during the celebration. Depraved sadists 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

🔴 Comienza el #14HorasFdS con Ana Marta Ersoch 🗣️ "Miles de personas, 40.000 según la Delegación del Gobierno, 80.000 según Sociedad Civil Española, integrada por más de 150 asociaciones, se han concentrado en Madrid contra el Gobierno" 🔊 En DIRECTO rtve.es/rneaudio

Showed him a little Indiana Jones sentimentality ..........

Trump saluting with his thumb for some reason.

This Club is 007 First Light is POPPING OFF!!

From artificial intelligence to supply chain, the Semafor World Economy summit invites business leaders and policymakers to talk about current events. The summit is hosted by news media company Semafor from April 13-17 in Washington, DC.

RFK would rather use taxpayer dollars to make vanity videos than invest in our nation's children. I demanded answers from him during today's @democrats-edworkforce.house.gov hearing.

We made the news! Huge thanks to KENS 5 for featuring Café & Cuddles and our mission to inspire animal nerds of all ages through live animal experiences. Thanks to everyone supporting Once in a Wild and this amazing community. #onceinawildzoo

Well, of course, we had it tough

It’s #Friday folks! Have the best #weekend you can. You know the drill: Be #kind Be #gentle Be #true Be like #bees Speaking of noxious stimulation… Turn off 24hr News?? Stop shite-scrolling. Mute presidential pronouncements. Practice some self-protection. Have a beer/chat with your neighbour!

🚨 JAMIE OVERTON OUT… WHAT’S GOING ON WITH CSK? 🚑 Another injury. Another key bowler gone. First Ellis, then Khaleel , and now Jamie Overton. At this point, CSK fans are spending more time reading injury updates than match updates. 📉

Muş'ta bulunan bir hasta, İstanbul'dan yapılan 5G bağlantısıyla ameliyat edildi. #5G #ŞenerŞen #MehmetAkifErsoy #UEFAAvrupa #FREvAVL #THM

ABS overturned in #Rays at #Orioles (Top 11). Taylor Walls challenged the called strike. Called Strike -> Ball. HP: Ryan Additon | Upheld 52.4% (33/63). Later: Taylor Walls strikes out on a foul bunt.

"Our answer to America First must be Europe united" said German Foreign Minister Annalena Baerbock.

How do you do your hustings? Our last candidate clinic was all about preparing for a hustings - ensuring you feel in control! Catch up: https://youtu.be/JJvrV821v9M Next Mon our session is how to protect yourself online! https://www.elect-her.org.uk/events-workshops/candidate-clinic-march-30

Some pirates chase treasure...I chase the last sip #captainjacksparrow #PirateLife #PirateHumor #ComedySkit #ThailandLife

Valentines for Veterans brings together two of the most vital parts of our community: our children and our veterans. Look at these beautiful cards students from McCurdy Charter School in Española made for our veterans this Valentine’s Day!

In the latest Cyber Insurance News & Information podcast, Executive Editor Martin Hinton interviews Dustin Carlson, CPCU, President of SRA 831(b) Admin. Carlson explains 831(b) using a 401(k) analogy and frames it as a tax-deferred “rainy day” fund for cyber breach and business interruption.

We ❤️ you Láolú | Repost #laolunyc From canvas to catwalk, the art has always been integral to fashion transforming, conversing, and living through and beyond runway. NYFW proves how our intersections keep evolving - every pattern, line, and moment spars dialogue between art and style. #nyfw25

Een groep moslimvrouwen gooit islamitische kleding weg en verlaat de islam terwijl ze schreeuwen "vrijheid!".

And in the beginning 🫣😠🇵🇸🤨👇🏼

"Wake up... Take off your jewels..."🎶

🆘 #ICE detain mother and 14 year old son outside school—day before 8th grade graduation‼️ Agents also broke car windows to arrest woman's 2 older sons—who had rushed to help their mom and little brother.

Laurent, chef du département sûreté/environnement de l’Andra nous explique ce qu’il faut comme études de sûreté pour pouvoir exploiter CIGEO #science #nucleaire #youtube #interview

WOW Your clients with videos like this. Naples HDR Photography Luxury Real Estate Photography. www.napleshdr.com

Mr. Bean remembers Princess Diana while meeting King Charles and Camilla.

#MayDay #WorkersOverBillionaires #NoWorkNoSchoolNoShopping

Walking Into September: Here's What's Ahead for Markets | #WallStreetGameNotes $AVGO $CRM $FIG $KLAR #CPI #TripleWitching #JobsData #JobsReport #Inflation #StockMarket #Investing #WallStreet #MarketUpdate

adaptlypost literally did in 10 seconds what usually takes me an hour to figure out lol #adaptlypost #contentcreation #socialmedia #creators #fyp

'It is thrilling that the Chambers will be finished... You say that it must all seem another world. I assure you that it is a world which I want to explore very badly.' #thisweek 1946 as he begins his 7th month at Nuremberg David Maxwell Fyfe looks to his future. #Nuremberg80

#rowdyroddypiper #wrestling #wwe #friends #volunteering 🤝🫂

If lubricant lubricates, then glue binds. #gamedev #pcgaming #indiegame

Oh boy weird shaped dihs

the Tiny Toon Adventures episode "Washingtoon" was poking fun at parents complaining about how there's too much violence in cartoons, but this episode also in a way kinda foreshadowed Discovery running Warner Bros when the head of the A.C.A.F.C wants to replace the zaniness of cartoons with reality

Mayor fires entire police force after wife’s complaint, sparking outrage. Small-town Georgia faces security crisis, legal backlash, and questions about abuse of power. #GeorgiaMayor #PoliceFired #AbuseOfPower #SmallTownCrisis #ViralNews www.hypefresh.com/georgia-mayo...

World Dracula Day and here is my favorite vampire🧛🦇

Hello backseat readers! Today on #BackseatReading as we continue with… The Unexpected, now available on BN.com and on Amazon linktr.ee/theanthonykt #indiewriter #lovestory #romance

http://dlvr.it/TShzbN

Splatoon 3 - Road to A Rank - Monster Sometimes nothing else will do the trick. #Splatoon #Splatoon3 #TowerControl ##monster #monsterenergy #Nintendo #Switch #NintendoSwitch #NintendoSwitch2 #Switch2 #stream Fridays 10PM UK time on twitch.tv/Buskalilly

We're in Palm Beach, just miles away from Mar-a-Lago, because we know Florida is where many of Jeffrey Epstein's crimes happened. While we know survivors were failed by their government, Ranking Member @robertgarcia.house.gov and Oversight Dems will keep fighting for justice and truth.

new job starting tomorrow

The death toll from the Israeli strike near Jabal Amel Hospital rose to 4 killed and 127 wounded, including 39 hospital staff members, according to Lebanon’s Health Ministry. 🧵

Friday, See @heather_meza and @greatergrander.bsky.social at @laartactivism.bsky.social @creative_dissent_lab #FallOfFreedom Come to Vidal Design Collaborative at 2511 Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90026 #LosAngeles #California #Silverlake #FoodTrucks #Puppets #Artists #CreativeResistance

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