*The clerk seems to be 100% or nothing at all lately, flinging himself into plans by the seat of his pants. The bookstore ran its electricity off bubblegum oil for a week last month, there appears to be a Venusian in the spare bedroom, and the sales are random. Aliens are adjusting*

Q: Do you have a crush on Devil Dinosaur? A: LOOK. He is BIG. He is RED. He uses his tail CONSTANTLY. There is an EXTREME PRECIDENT for me falling vaugely for Big Boys of this subtype. I cannot be blamed. Also he's super expressive in every cartoony appearance he's ever made...

I tend to personify my anger as a nameless bird and GOD I am glad that thing's quiet enough now. Metaphorically, it has been chirping in my ear with the volume of a gunshot for 30+ days. My head has been so full of feathers it was hard to think. GODS above I'm glad I can rest and quiet that thing

What does a boyfailure have to do to get a *tailhugs* on the regular? HA I actually considered paying a dom recently, am I that lonely? HA It's just...I feel like if I could find someone who didn't need the intruction booklet...and just...HAD my tail fetish...I would be a lot happier...pipe dreams

*The Betelgeusian Book Clerk seems a bit worse for wear lately, ever since he became an alien for a short period he seems to be dropping books, knocking things over. His odd, thick whiskers glow pink with blush* I-I'm sorry I keep messing up, I promise I'll be better at shelving later...

AHAH all that in that mini thread to say: The space cat and the dinosaur felt self assured, and a bit confident. *I* (Same person, but the delineation is helpful)... Feel like a whole horrible slug thing weirdo found under a rock. AHAHA, I am *happy* oddly enough, but I ain't worth two pennies.

REALLY!? *The rex's nervous wail accidentally shakes all the windows on the block as the professorially prehistoric clerk waves his little arms about in distress* THIS ONE!? I'm a giant, forgetful Mr.Mcgoo of a person RIGHT NOW? I was so hoping for timtam...Gods, I guess everything's too new...

Q: Do you have multiple personality disorder? A: Got this one a few times when the rex came up HA, that disorder doesn't exist. I don't think I have DiD, OSDD would be closer, but a LOT of people use those disorders to runaway from their actions? I am always Me. I just express Me differently [Cont]

I'm probably just being greedy because I'm stressed out, but WEH...I feel like loads of people get a bunch of asterix play all day every day, and I feel like I gotta set appointments... Maybe I should talk to more people under 35, everyone's so busy all day. I miss when I was 20 and RP'd all day...

Sorry, going through archives. I am...SO MAD that this was probably the coolest visual thing that ever happened to the 13th Doctor? This whole two parter was EXCELLENT in the first half...then she gets turned into a weeping angel and... Turned back immediately. It's a teleport. LAME.

That Reform is a nasty little racist party more intent on causing division than actually coming with any useful policies is hardly new, but this really takes the biscuit. Attempting to blackmail and threaten voters with some playground politics of performative cruelty is a new low even for them.

As a Cheerleader in Chief, it's my job to help #first gen scholars understand #academia, #gradschool, and #careernavigation. It's hard to plan when you don't know the next possible steps.

In der Petersburger Eremitage wurde diese Woche der Zarenthron von einem mit einem Messer bewaffneten Mann erobert. Er sprach irgendwas Wirres über Kredite und Bestechungen, konnte letztlich aber überwältigt werden.

Andy Robertson’s Liverpool exit headlines today’s football update, plus key developments across the global game. #TransferNews #TransferWindow #SoccerTransfers #TransferRumours #TransferAlert #FootballTransfers #HereWeGo #TransferPortal #ninetyminutesplus

Great session this morning 👏 “Family Members’ Experiences in a Neurological Step-Down Unit” by Amy Young this morning. 💡 Projects like this make meaningful and impactful publications—esp when they capture the lived experiences that often go unmeasured. #neuronurses #AANN2026

*SPOILERS* Batman 9, what do you think of Tim Drake getting his own book? LIVE Wednesdays 7PM EST! New Comic Book Day Reviews, Nerdy News/Rumors, & Creator Interviews! Follow, Subscribe, Join the Discord! PANELOIDS.COM!

In case you missed it... here are some of the stories featured on Europe-Data.com over the past week. Featuring news from @statbel-en.bsky.social, Destatis, Statistics Austria, Eurostat and more. 🗺 Keep up to date with all the latest news at www.europe-data.com 🇪🇺 #icymi #news #europe #data

Cameraman got a little distracted but he finished strong. #F1 #MiamiGP

Spreading the simple home spun goodness of grandma’s recipe at the Nevermore Hot Sauce Festival in Baltimore. #hotsauce #chilipeppers #grandmasrecipe

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InterLink Foundation: Building a Blockchain Ecosystem for 1 Billion Users #interlink #itlg #itl

Still pricing your practice like it’s 2021? Brian Colao explains why record-era valuations no longer match today’s market. Dentistry is resilient, but fair return isn’t record return. Hear the full episode of Beyond the Operatory: https://ow.ly/nLiG50YMILL

#OnThisDay 17 May 1982 #TerryWogan drops in to the #BluePeter studio to unveil a stuffed caricature of himself.

Jeremy Hales wants expedited fees. Richard Luthmann says Judge Hinkle’s Gainesville federal courtroom is not a McDonald’s drive-thru. No clean service record, no emergency, no fries with that. #FastFoodCourt #RichardLuthmann #JeremyHales https://loom.ly/8kdCpnU #POLAMOP

Carlos Rodriguez-Galindo, MD, EVP and Director of St. Jude Global, is at the 80th UN General Assembly to help advance sustainable, collaborative solutions for catastrophic childhood diseases. Watch the video for more on why international partnership matters.

"Daha önce hiç 'yağmur davulu' dinledin mi?" #KeremAktürkoğlu #AbdülkadirÖmür #Leao #Putin #THM

Samurai’s vehicle still needs 1659€! With better reach and a few euros from everyone, we could crush this fast. Please help however you can. 🫡 Monobank: send.monobank.ua/jar/4N5p9kmC46 🅿️: paypal.me/darynarieznik #DonateToUkraine #NAFO #FNDRUA #NAFOarticle3 #Ukraine

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The Story of How We All Want Trump to Go to Jail

The Jagger Firkus circus is in #CalderCup Playoffs mode😎🎪 #COLvsCV | 📺💻📲: https://flosports.link/4cC9sC3

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In unserem aktuellen "kurz & knapp" schauen wir auf drei aktuelle Themen: 💊 Erste systematische Daten zu Pilzresistenzen in Deutschland 🏥 Informationen zum Öffentlichen Gesundheitsdienst und zum Tag des Gesundheitsamtes am 19. März 🫁 Neuer RKI-Ratgeber zu Pneumokokken

Amazon's AI triggered an outage that wiped out 120,000 customer orders in a single incident, prompting the company to roll out "controlled friction" across 335 retail systems to slow AI-driven changes before they cascade. zurl.co/R2inZ #AI #Enterprise #GoodRevenue

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🇨🇳 Have a listen to the absolutely insane echo inside this cooling tower in Beijing.

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Why isn’t Josh Hawley on *this* corrupt insider trading?

Trump and his loyal Republicans are terrified of facing consequences at the ballot box for the way their policies have hurt women. So they’re pushing the SAVE America Act to choke our registration, demand papers many don’t have, and purge us from the rolls. Call 202-224-3121. #SaveActIsPayToVote

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Arne Slot has been fired, which is bad news for the rest of the league. Liverpool players might actually get to train now. No more 3-day weekends. No more jogging through games. No more passengers. A united Liverpool is a dangerous Liverpool. #LFC #YNWA #LiverpoolFC

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#omorashi #gaypiss #watersports Drizzling rain on my way home ...and I made a puddle~💦

My cannabis sommelier is teasing me with some new amazing flower that has come in. What a tease. I’ll grab a bag tomorrow. #weed

В тюрьме штата Баринас в Венесуэле заключённые захватили тюрьму и объявили забастовку в знак протеста против пыток. В протесте участвуют более 1200 мужчин и свыше 100 женщин. 🔸 При Мадуро такого не было

Sixty Seconds Of Stephen REWIND Umney's Last Case #StephenKing #UmneysLastCase #NightmaresAndDreamscapes

How does Israel know? #news #iran

Big news 📣The Story Collider has been awarded a grant through NYCulture’s FY26 Cultural Development Fund! Proud to be one of 1,171 organizations supported this year and to keep bringing live science storytelling to NYC. #NYCulture #ScienceStorytelling #NYCArts #CulturalGrants

No need to punish yourself for not becoming a "new you" in January🌱 Habits can start anytime: flowing like gentle waves 🌊 Alba Leal shares compassionate strategies to explore in her latest article on goals that last. Read it 👉https://vita-activa.org/2026/02/09/how-to-set-goals-that-actually-last/

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I know they are not coconuts. #ffxiv #ff14 #finalfantasy14 #finalfantasyxiv www.tiktok.com/t/ZThyU3yQ6/

I used to be afraid of my own pain. Convinced it was something to suppress. To outrun. Turns out it was fuel. I just hadn’t learned to drive yet.

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Polar bears are losing their habitat faster than ever. But tomorrow is National Polar Bear Day and this guy is choosing optimism. Hang in there, buddy. We're rooting for you. 🐻‍❄️🍸 #NationalPolarBearDay #PolarBear #HangInThere #NerdChicBoutique #Conservation

By deliberately murdering children and teenagers in Starobilsk, the Kiev leadership has decided to open a new chapter in its series of crimes, to add a new dimension to the conflict. "Well, that's their choice," Putin declared. Video: Raptly/TASS

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🔺 6/2 Israel's attacks on civilians in South Lebanon

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