A lot of people ask how I keep my Balatro economy lively while I chase big scores. They’re not mutually exclusive! They’re reciprocating. One build can do both. No one picks the Faceless Joker because it’s a bad idea to discard three face cards at once… unless your deck is mostly face cards.

Given that their remit was probably “don’t fuck it up,” IOI understandably plays it safe with most of First Light - but striking up the Bond theme while I’m evading capture in a garbage truck is primetime IP subversion. Laughed my ass off.

This news suddenly adds a whole new layer to Nathan Lane's (now even more brilliant) Goldman monologue in The Birdcage (1996). I thought "the D is silent" was the best joke in the bunch but it turns out "Cole of the Isle of Man" blows the doors off the scene.

You love to see it (Best money engine I’ve ever created. Scoring’s good too).

Through work I follow a few youngish Zoomers on Instagram and it’s simply true that they’re better at meme origination than we are.

This game gets very stupid very quickly (laudatory). It’s okay if you don’t understand what’s happening here. I don’t either.

Not a bad start to the day

Let posterity note I found a Brainstorm before I died, which is the final lil punchline on this insane run.

I’m reminded of one of my favorite jokes about British television, from S1E10 of The Good Place. Sadly it scans less and less like a joke to American viewers each passing day.

There is so much poetry in Stephen Colbert celebrating his finale on the exact stage where the Beatles changed culture in 1964. Singing "Hello Goodbye" surrounded by his family, his band, and his crew before Paul McCartney flipped the final power switch. This was the perfect full-circle goodbye!

Size isn't everything. 😉 #StreetArt #Vienna

Absolute bombshell. Prominent Australian activist Juliet Lamont exposes the terrifying reality of Zionist detention. She confirms Israeli forces systematically tortured activists, detailing horrific sexual assaults and beatings. MSM is actively hiding these war crimes.

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🇺🇦 Zelensky: This week, the Russians launched over 3,170 strike drones, more than 1,300 KABs, and 74 missiles of various types into Ukraine, most of them ballistic. 52 people died as a result of the shelling during the week. Another 346 people were injured, 22 of them children.

Happy Valentines!

Really, a Snake Plissken? One time on X, I ran into two Snake Plisskens—they were both MAGA—I looped both into a thread, started off with: Snake fucking Plissken wouldn't kneel before Donald Trump, then switched the genre to "Highlander" and said: there can be only one Snake Plissken! 😂

In 90 seconds, Mariannette Miller-Meeks manages to compare the Iran war to Vietnam AND claim the nearly 3-month war that has no end in sight is “a much shorter conflict than anticipated.” #IA01

Cambridge Analytica / Alex Phillips receipts. #politicslive

Trump is unfit to lead. It's time for the 25th Amendment.

after a year of being unemployed and doing side gigs, i finally recieved an offer in the health care field.

Why do we need Dan in the Dáil? Because nobody cares about Dublin Central like he does. On May 22, vote Daniel Ennis number 1.

With everything yesterday, I forgot to mention the barn got new ponies! Meet Ruby & Tootsie. I’m already in love with the buckskin lol

Happy World Theatre Day! 🎭 Dr Henry Bell, Senior Lecturer in Performance at UWS, shares his incredible story of how acting helped him overcome a childhood stammer and changed his life. Study BA Performance: www.uws.ac.uk/study/undergraduate/undergraduate-course-search/performance

Groom surprises his bride with the man who carries her son’s heart. 🥺 #organdonor #donorssavelives

“Pain…” Here: jnsbros.com … #motivational #promosky #viral #bluesky #god #trend

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ABS confirmed in #Angels at #Tigers (Top 9). Oswald Peraza challenged the called strike. Called strike confirmed. HP: Chris Conroy | Upheld 51.9% (28/54). Result: Oswald Peraza called out on strikes.

3) Margje Fikse: "Zegt u: zij liegen?" Rutte: "Het is een kwestie van de halve waarheid vertellen. Het is ondenkbaar dat zij onder de armoedegrens zakt. Dat gaat bij ons niet gebeuren." Margje Fikse: "U wordt er echt boos om?" Rutte: "Omdat ik namelijk een partij leid die sociaal is."

This cat spent 3 days trapped under the debris after a Russian strike on Kyiv on Sunday. She suffered severe burns but survived&crawled out as rescuers cleaned out that location from the debris Rescuers named her Artemis -for her strength&will to live.Vet doctors are taking care of her 📹:Kyiv ARG

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Descubre lo que los Astros tienen preparado para ti hoy. Horóscopo del 22 de Abril lazoastral.com #horoscopo #astrologia #tarot #signos #zodiaco #amor #aries #tauro #geminis #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #escorpio #sagitario #capricornio #acuario #piscis

A song for every hobbit-hearted soul carrying an impossible burden. “The Road Goes Ever Onward” is about friendship, courage, home, sacrifice, and the little light that survives Mordor. 🔊 Unmute for the song — it’s worth it 🔥 #Tolkien #LOTR #Fantasy #Music

I'd Buy That for a Dollar 😂

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Consumer News: February 4, 2026 The Washington Post going ahead with massive layoffs. It may be significantly cheaper to rent than to own a home right now. Plus, Pizza Hut is closing hundreds of locations. #WashingtonPost #RentvsOwn #PizzaHut #ConsumerNews

MAGA Cult Slayer They put on a really good show, don’t they? No matter where you look, their viewpoints have money behind them.

Ο #Ρονάλντο, ο #Μέσι και η #ορχήστρα #Ronaldo, #Messi and the #orchestra

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உங்களுக்குள் உங்களை தேடுங்கள்! - பகவானின் வழிகாட்டல்! அருணாசல பரம்பொருள், அண்ணாமலை சுவாமிகளாகக் குருவாகத் தோன்றி எப்படி பகவானை ஈர்த்து, அவரைத் தன்னுள் நிலைநிறுத்தினார் என்பது குறித்த நெகிழ்ச்சியான அனுபவம்.

Over the last 50 years, $50 trillion has flowed from the bottom 90% of Americans to the top 1%. Why don't our political leaders fix it? They work for the 1%. Many are the 1%. It's time to elect an outsider.

Be weird. Normal is too crowded. #BeWeird #OddlySpecific #WeirdCore #PopArtVibes #SurrealArt #NotNormal #DontBlendIn

To jest chyba jedno z najuczciwszych zdań o AI: może dać Ci w sekundy wnioski, do których sam dochodziłbyś godzinami. Ale jest warunek. Musisz dobrze opisać problem. Dać kontekst. Wiedzieć, czego oczekujesz. Inaczej dostaniesz tylko ładną odpowiedź, nie realną pomoc.

If you're British and over 40 you'll appreciate this.

"Al Barça, els que tiren de veritat són la gent de la casa i ha de ser així per sempre". Marc Bartra ( @MarcBartra ), jugador del Reial Betis ( @RealBetis ). #Fanzone3Cat https://3cat.cat/fanzone

Ahuh. Keep talkin…. Y’all not ready for this. I’m hungry, I know a place with lots of good food. Anyone want anything on my way back? My treat.🧚🏻‍♀️ ~🪶

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Have you ever ended up in a place you didn't realize you were supposed to be? It can happen to the best of us.

Навіть бобер пішов у бомбосховище: на відео — Київ.

🎬🌈 "Life Path"( #Video #Poetry #short #art #experimental,2025) is nominated ✴️🎶 for Original Score for a Short, in International Sound & Film #Music Festival,Varaždin, Croatia. Among the participants are Oscar & BAFTA Award Winners! 💖🌞🙏 #filmmaking #author #writer #filmfestival #shortfilm #poster

DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin defending beating children with belts: "We must be willing to discipline our kids, too. … I was raised by the fear of a belt. ... That fear was enough to keep me straight. That discipline was just.” Congress just traded one corrupt, cruel embarrassment for another 😡

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Same, girl.... no in between. To know me is to know this. 😆

A FUCKING WAR CRIMINAL WANTS TO USE AMERICANS FOR WAR