One of those “I’m smarter than my mom” moments that bite you in the ass

How are these things not extinct?

Nickelodeon was a part time babysitter for my kids while I did housework in the early mid nineties. What in the heck was I thinking?! This is from Ren and Stimpy

Listen for your side quest

It’s time to treat war criminals accordingly

So how do I convince my wife that not only do I need one but it’s a necessity

he never misses a chance to play

Cleaning the phone’s memory. I refuse to pay for iCloud. Enj ooo y

Me watching trump trying to speak last night

I agree with the person I stole this from. We need more baby elephants

I thought gas prices were down. #gasprices #news

🟧 Rima Hassan : « Il n'y a rien qui justifie de vouloir en savoir plus sur ses déplacements. » Vincent Brengarth, avocat, convoqué #AuPoste pour détailler les mesures de surveillance extra (ordinaires et judiciaires) déployées contre sa cliente Rima Hassan.

Behold the dark arts of selling a federal budget .. and the darker arts of ABC bashing from an ascendant One Nation as a reporter is booted from a press conference. Just dropped! The latest “Truth Lies and Media” is live!⚡️ Promo Match Frame Editing #auspol #NewsCorpse

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Step into a reimagined look at Sylvia Plath’s final year 💌 The Daffodil Days by Helen Bain explores the pivotal last year of Plath’s life, told through the eyes of those around her in the English countryside. On sale 6/9/26. Learn more: https://bit.ly/4tG4vS1

The 115th Fighter Wing of the Wisconsin Air National Guard performed a flyover of the Watertown Aero Park during the community's Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall unveiling.

In January, we went inside the Dilley detention center. Children shared letters describing the anguish of being ripped from their lives: propub.li/4cUHm8L After publishing that story, we learned about Edison, a 13-year-old from Chicago detained for 2+ months. Listen to Edison in his own words 👇

After what felt like 9 different times this fight could have been stopped by the ref, Ricardo Morais finally get Mikhail Iliyukhin to tap by RNC. He is your first Absolute Fighting Championship tournament winner! Yay, I guess!

Uh, having hot wax poured on my body and ripped off, yeah, just enjoy it. FFS. LOL

Hegseth invokes Charlie Kirk at West Point graduation: "Last, and most importantly, seek God. As Charlie Kirk often said ... "

I am not sure when it happened but we have completely lost the plot on how to run a 2-on-1 fast break, instead it is just try to go get fouled instead of getting wide and working the break.

🛜 #Iranian authorities partially restored #internet connectivity Tuesday after an almost three-month shutdown imposed against the backdrop of the war against Israel and the US. While home broadband connectivity was restored in some areas, mobile interenet remained largely blocked.

Noah Wyle calls on Congress to pass a tax credit for healthcare workers: "Medicine is hard enough, but so much of the damage is coming from everything around it. It's the staffing ratio that turns a manageable shift into a moral injury. It's the tuition bill that still dictates what you can afford"

School closures could be coming to Pasadena. Pasadena Unified School District is considering closing or consolidating several campuses as it faces declining enrollment and a budget shortfall. District leaders say fewer students mean less funding and tough decisions ahead.

On this day in 2020: On #AEWDynamite, Dr. Britt Baker explained rule number three of being a role model. Good times during the rise of Britt Baker in AEW (pre-injury and illness). (via AEW)

This season is about being together — sharing stories, laughter, and moments that matter most. When staying connected feels easy, comfort comes naturally, and time with family feels even more meaningful. #Independa #LifeConnected #MerryChristmas #Christmas2025 #StayingConnected #FamilyMoments

www.twitch.tv/GrimCheeferG... Arc Raiders Live! In about 30 min @ 6pm! It's time to hit the surface & push into Headwinds, the first big update of '26!! We're facing off with ARCs & hunting down all the blueprints! I can't wait to see you all there! (Also Live on YouTube!) #ArcRaiders #LiveStream

I question the science.

Auf der R n R Butterfahrt haben heute für mich Retarded und The Cleopatras aus Italien gepunktet. Allerdings habe ich Kochkraft durch KMA nicht mehr gesehen, die ja ansonsten ein ziemliches Brett fahren.

Noch 10 Tage bis zum Ende der Bewerbungsfrist für die SPECTRA Challenge. Bis zum 26.09. Ideen einreichen! Frequenzen schützen. Signale sichern. Spektrum verteidigen. 👉 challenge.cyberagentur.de #SPECTRAChallenge #Innovation #EloKa #Drohnen

Trump came to town for his $1 million-a-pardon -- I mean, plate grift.

Corrections Tahoe  🚨 👉 Shop now at strobesnmore.com #StrobesNMore #VehicleUpfit #EmergencyLighting

Chargers S Derwin James came onto the field shirtless and in shorts 🥶 Feels-like temp: 32°.

A diferença entre as mentiras que Eduardo Bolsonaro conta e o que realmente aconteceu na interrogação do Intercept sobre seu endereço nos EUA. #famíliabolsonaronacadeia #eduardobolsonaronacadeia #bolsonarosnacadeia #eduardobolsonaromentiroso #theintercept

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If you haven't heard Ep275 yet, here's an excerpt to whet your appetite. We've titled it "From despair to elation: Ian's match diary from Barrow...!" Full episode available wherever you get your podcasts. @ianstreet.bsky.social #ncafc 🧡🖤

Families are sounding the alarm on Medicaid cuts in the Republican budget. The program is a lifeline for people with disabilities like Josh Lockwood-Wewer. As GOP lawmakers push for cuts, his mother is taking a stand. #Healthcare #Medicaid #California #Republican #Congress

INNOCENT FOX IS COOKING!!! Live today in special collab!!! 😇 www.twitch.tv/xaraphiel

AI workflows & tips from the recording studio, share your insight here! #recordingstudio #makingmusic #protools #recording #musictech #AImusictech

Protective sun clothes!

I did it! #nhpolitics #nhtok

A bit late, but better than never: my contribution for the 40th anniversary of The Legend of #Zelda! ✨ A monumental medley mashup of Twilight Princess and Persona 5 - 13 minutes of music! 🎶 [ #zebbeats | #LegendOfZelda | #tloz | #TwilightPrincess | #nintendo ] ⬇️ full video on YouTube ⬇️

What a man. #AEW #AEWCollision 🤼

The NFL Draft is coming up tonight on WKOW! Coverage of rounds 2 and 3 starts at 6 p.m.

Europa dreht auf Sommermodus! ☀️🌍 Die Großwetterlage stellt sich komplett um: Ein kräftiges Hoch sorgt jetzt in vielen Ländern für Sonne satt und steigende Temperaturen. 🌡️

@ladyjulia1997.bsky.social Vor 3 Jahren hat alles angefangen, als ich mit meinem Chef nach Afrika geflogen bin und heimlich meine Herrin gebettelt habe, dass Sie mich in Ihren Stall aufgenommen hat. Endlich hatte Grunzi sein Zuhause gefunden, nachdem ihn seine Lady erhört hatte und aufgenommen 🙏

I made it to 2026! 🎉

🇺🇸 Shirts like this can only be found in America 😂 Source: @MarioNawfal on X Original Post: https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/2061418986261340270

Let's run it back. 😈 Secure your spot » http://shwks.com/al0y0u10

RT @JomboyMedia: Foul ball directly to the nuts is as brutal as it gets

This is a monster of a nor'easter. Heavy snow & high winds are a dangerous combo. So please stay safe!

🗓 This Saturday 6th December is Small Business Saturday. 🚗 There will be no charge to park in Council-run car parks across North East Hampshire all day. 🎁 This is a perfect opportunity to visit some local businesses, especially if you have some Christmas shopping to do.

Small-town secrets & high-stakes drama! 🌟 Dive into Buck Taylor's world where peace meets peril. Ready for the ride? Tap to read more! 📚✨ #CrimeInterrupted #BuckTaylorMystery #CrimeThrillerReads

Starting or managing mental health medication can bring up a lot of questions and that’s normal. You deserve clear, honest information and support. 💙 Our Medications and You booklet can help you know what to expect and talk with your healthcare provider. ➡️ mdsc.ca/medications-... #MentalHealth

🚨 US Fires Hellfire Missile at Tanker Headed for Iran For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

January is quiet for us, but busy for the Refuge! 🦢 • Wetlands filtering water • Oaks prepping for spring • Birds gathering in the brush • Staff monitoring habitat Your support fuels this critical winter work. 🌿 Donate: bit.ly/4oyH1Ld #RidgefieldNWR #HabitatHealth #Nature

Evening RSB thanks sorry I'm just having a rough day texting making me nauseous, gonna take another break I'll catch up.

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[ 🇷🇺 RUSSIE | 🇵🇸 PALESTINE ] 🔸 « Actuellement, sur fond des événements se déroulant en Iran et dans le détroit d’Ormuz, nous avons oublié la tragédie de la Palestine, mais elle est toujours là. La Russie estime que la solution fondamentale à cette question est [La suite en réponse ⬇️]

My documentary - God Next Door - is being repeated tomorrow morning. I’d love it if you listened along with me. BBC Radio 4 / 9.30am.