This is what it feels like when I forget I have a paper cut and then squeeze a lemon.

This is what our nap was like untill somebody called me a little bitch and "accidentally" tried to gouge my eye out thus pushing me out of bed. I'm currently not super accepting of the "I'm sorry I was sleeping!" excuse. #CaregivingJourney 🤔🤷👎

Good morning everybody!! I'm not gonna name names.... but this message is for the special people.... You know who you are. 🫂🫶🦀

Jake is a very busy man.

Mood.

I need to work on the whole sleep hygiene thing.

I'm thinking about watching something terribly horrifying tonight to make the rest of my day seem joyful.

Good morning everybody!! 🏳️‍🌈 Just in time for Pride Month the introverted guy who plays "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on Rubber Chickens has pulled out of the Freedom 250 Celebration. 🏳️‍🌈

Good morning everybody!! Pole dance spelunking is exactly what America needs right now.

CITY OR COUNTRY, ANIMAL PROTECTION UNITES US Georgie Purcell MP: "Whether we’re from the city or country — animal protection is an issue that unites many of us. And it’s time for angry blokes to drop the stereotypes." #SpringSt #VicPol #Victoria #Animals #AusPol #AusPol2026 #AnimalRights #AJP

David Adelman on Aaron Gordon: “There was no minutes restriction, but I think everybody saw Aaron was laboring. He gave us what he could give us. I thought it was unfair for me to keep him out there, to be honest. We’re going to have to decide what we’re going to do for Game 5.”

#VisibilityBrigade #democracy @maddow.bsky.social #rights #civilrights #usa #mayday @visibilitybrigade.bsky.social @rosaliewong.bsky.social @jesscraven101.bsky.social @emmatk.bsky.social @hcrichardson.bsky.social #epstein #ice #freespeech #boycott #fascism #freedom #tennessee

Amin Abdullah, the security guard slain at the Islamic Center of San Diego, was hailed as a fallen hero who sacrificed his life to keep 140 school children inside the mosque safe by engaging two gunmen in a shootout that deterred the teenage suspects and helped thwart their attack.

AIPAC WHORE Marco Rubio fumes at the Iranians for having the caucasity to prepare to defend themselves against foreign aggression I mean, why doesn't Iran just simply accept at being SITTING DUCKS as he spills US blood and treasure at the behest of his Isreali handlers?

In case you missed it... here are some of the stories featured on Europe-Data.com over the past week. Featuring news from Statistics Netherlands, Eurostat, Hamburg Commercial Bank and more. 🗺 Keep up to date with all the latest news and insights at www.europe-data.com 🇪🇺 #icymi #news #europe #data

Matron (Pastoral Housemistress/master), Radley College. Closes: 05/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/08m6qe. #independentschooljobs #oxfordshirejobs #teachingjobs @hmc-schools.bsky.social

I really do not understand people who can't just tell someone to go fuck themselves. somebody stole subnautica 2 before release, and the response to it was fucking ineffectual. just call the person a motherfucker next time

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It’s disgusting that our media isn’t even talking about this.

🚨 Take action today: demand Congress rein in Trump’s abuse of executive power. Checks and balances exist for a reason, and lawmakers must not stand by while presidential power is pushed past constitutional limits. actionnetwork.org/letters/stop... #ProtectDemocracy #NoOneIsAboveTheLaw

The SF second legs didn’t disappoint 🍿 #UWCLshowcase || DisneyPlus

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I use this great app called Clean Email, which let’s me mass block or unsubscribe from any mailing list. Holy shit. Who did I piss off?

The ultimate dealbreaker or a hidden gem? 🏠🚫🚗 #RealEstate #HouseHunting #HomeBuyer #DreamHome #PropertyInvestment

There’s many Americans, and especially Michiganders, who still care deeply about the U.S.-Canada relationship. We are in a tough moment right now, but there is a future after President Trump.

Donkey Kong 64 será liberado no Nintendo Switch Online no dia 4 de junho!

Israel kills 6 Palestinians in an attack on a police site in the Al-Tawam area north of Gaza City.

WWE RAW LIVE STREAM! ****Monday 730PM ET**** LIVE ON YOUTUBE/Twitch The most unscripted, uncensored & unbiased wrestling coverage! Even the wrestlers are watching! We are the Wrasslin’ fans united! What will happen? Link Above! #WFU #W4LN #wwe #wweeliminationchamber #wweraw

www.hayatformayor.com Winnipeg cannot ignore homelessness and addiction while families feel unsafe and people suffer in tents.”? #miami #LA #newyork #canada #vegas #usa #toronto #vancouver #winnipeg #manitoba

Where breathtaking views meet exceptional wines 🍷 #Pully #GrapePlace #wineroute #Switzerland https://www.grape-place.com/the-wine-route/?utm_source=BlueSky&utm_medium=BlueSky&utm_campaign=BlueSky&utm_id=BlueSky&utm_content=BlueSky

Wreck-it Ralph And Fix-It Felix Jr. The American Civil War 2026_03 #WreckitRalphAndFixItFelixJr #Artist #Dream #GrokGifAi #AmericanCivilWar

Dishonorable and grotesque actions betray patriotism. Families of January 6th victims suffer while democracy is undermined. Billions settled with Trump, above the law, while Americans struggle with gas and groceries. Unconstitutional and despicable. #January6th #Accountability #Democracy #Justice

Hardened images are great, but to truly make them your own, you need to add back in certs, tools, perms, and more. Customize Docker Hardened Images once, and SLSA Level 3 provenance, attestations, and SLA get applied automatically, with every patch! Full video: https://bit.ly/3QRTSgk

Good Afternoon And Good Evening From The Legend One And Only G.6. Mindset President Fox Happy Thursday Enjoy The Hot Summer Day And Enjoy The Rest Of Your Thursday Mutch Love From G.6. FOX GOD DID G.6. 😀😀😀

'I am a woman, a mother, a judge.' #RosamundPike makes her National Theatre debut as Jessica Parks in this searing examination of modern masculinity and motherhood. #InterAlia plays in the #LytteltonTheatre from 10 July. Also in cinemas with National Theatre Live from 4 September.

The Netherlands does an annual Goose March:

One small line in a home agreement can cost thousands later. Many buyers unknowingly take over rental items like AC, furnace, or water softeners and end up paying huge monthly bills for years. Always review contracts carefully. Want to learn more? Comment “EVENT” #CanadaRealEstate #HomeBuyingTips

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Microsoft security making sure I do actually leave Middenmeer, lol

#InFocus 🌍 European Union and international partners, government representatives, and civil society organisations meet for a high-level briefing on reinforcing reintegration support systems for returning migrants in Tajikistan. 🔗 Discover more at: www.icmpd.org/news/strengt...

They're calling it the most Chipotle explosion of all time.

“Islam is a religion of ?” “Peace!” “What do with Jews and Christians?”

This podcast episode serves as a gentle reminder that every interaction, even a simple questionnaire, shapes our experiences. We explore how engagement, rather than haphazard choices. 🧡 #mirrortalk #conversation #starter mirrortalkpodcast.com/faith-driven... Thank you! 🧡

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Local SEO for Lawyers: How to Rank #1 in the Local Pack Nobody knows who you are. Harsh? Yes. True? Also yes. You’re the best lawyer in the state-but Google thinks you’re a dentist. Visibility isn't vanity. It’s how clients find you first. #LocalSEO #DigitalMarketing #LawFirmSEO

NEW IN THEATERS 🌑🐺 WOLF MAN ONE OF THEM DAYS I'M STILL HERE WISH YOU WERE HERE GIRLS TOWN (Re-release) NIGHT CALL BOTH EYES OPEN AND THE BREADWINNER IS AUTUMN AND THE BLACK JAGUAR AZAAD PRAVINKOODU SHAPPU SANKRATHIKI VASTHUNAM DAAKU MAHARAAJ EL HEREDERO #Cinema #Friday #Filmsky #Moviesky

The big day is here! The reopening of our refurbished pavilion with bar, live music and food from the Sizzlin' Rig! What more could you want from a Friday evening?! Everyone is welcome.

🤩💥 Watch until the end! Border guards of the "Forpost" brigade destroyed an enemy "shahed" with an interceptor

"DOINK!"

Bucky Irving might not return until WHEN?! 👀 @colinmctamany.bsky.social discusses the next man up in Tampa Bay

Universal healthcare is nation-building. Budget 2025 should invest in head-to-toe care—because every Canadian deserves it, not just those who can afford it. #cdnpoli #Budget2025

Troy Baker is Building a Game Studio?!

I cannot convey to you how incredibly funny and clever some people on the internet are. But this video is proof of that assertion.

The West Wing S06E07 - A Change is Gonna Come Clip number 0092 #TheWestWing

WOW! 🔥 @kendalgreywwe and @kelani_wwe will compete NEXT WEEK in a No. 1 Contender's Match for @lolavicewwe's NXT Women's Title!!

Už příští čtvrtek začíná mistrovství světa ve fotbale. Šampionátu, který se koná ve Spojených státech, Mexiku a Kanadě se zúčastní 48 týmů ze všech koutů světa. Mezinárodní fotbalová asociace se při organizaci letošního fotbalového svátku v mnohém spoléhá na […] [Original post on mastodonczech.cz]

🚨Congress reconvenes TOMORROW. Veterans, call your members NOW and urge them to sign the discharge petition. We have 157 signatures. We only need 61 more to force a vote on the House Floor. It's time to #PasstheMajorRichardStarAct! ➡️ Has your Member signed? Visit: clerk.house.gov/DischargePet...

Human Rights Watch has concluded that Israel’s denial of water to Gaza amounts to an act of Genocide. Starmer’s a genocide enabler.

[ 🇷🇺 RUSSIE | 🇮🇳 INDE ] 🔸 Vladimir Poutine affirme que la Russie est prête à coopérer avec l’Inde sur le chasseur Sukhoi Su-57, y compris pour sa fourniture et son développement futur. 🔸 Selon lui, Moscou avait proposé par le passé un développement conjoint de [La suite en réponse ⬇️]