LAST TIME THEY PLAYED THE LEAFS, HE SHOWED THEM THE MELVINS THAT THEY ARE THIS TIME, MAYBE HE’LL DO THE SAME IN REGULATION BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER

THE DNA OF THE NHLPA MATT MARTIN

CTE IS FOR MELVINS I WAS FRIGHTENED, YOU WAS FRIGHTENED, COLLECTIVELY WE WAS FRIGHTENED BUT THE KID GOT UP AND POTTED ANOTHER ONE BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER

OUR DEFENSEMAN CAN SCORE TWICE TOO, YA MELVINS GOALS BEING SCORED TWO BY TWO TONIGHT, BUT HIS TWO ARE RECORD-BREAKERS BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER

KID’S DRAGGING THOSE MELVINS BUT GOOD MAY ALL WHO OPPOSE HIM FADE AWAY AND CLASSIFY THEMSELVES AS OBSOLETE BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER

Moral of the story: Never count the 25-26 New York Islanders out. Especially when they take it to the extra frame.

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HBD kemosabe!

THE NEW YORK SIRENS VANQUISH THE MONTREAL MELVINS SHOUTOUT TO ANNA BARGMAN WHOSE APTLY-TIMED SCORING ABILITIES REMIND ME OF ANOTHER ROOKIE I KNOW HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE AND HEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER

LET ME GET MY MEMES OUT BEFORE THEY GET A SIXTH

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The light show at the Tokyo Metropolitan Govt Building in Shinjuku holds the Guinness World Record for being the largest architectural light projection mapped display in the world. Light shows like this one are projected daily and they draw large crowds. Themes are drawn from pop culture. #travels

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From the very beginning, Democrats had a proposal to pay TSA, Coast Guard, and FEMA, yet Republicans refused to bring it to a vote.

Candidates in the race for California governor weigh in on a proposed wealth tax.

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Today, in every state in the country, we say loudly and proudly that as Americans, we will never accept authoritarianism. We will never accept government policy that gives massive tax breaks to billionaires and throw 15 million Americans off health care. - @sanders.senate.gov #NoKings

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Memorial Day began as Decoration Day, founded to honor those who died to end slavery. It is an inherently abolitionist, antifascist holiday. Not just to mourn what is lost, but to remind us that human beings deserve freedom, and our neighbors are worth fighting for. www.noiceinthecup.us

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‘Gooooood Mornin’ Vietnaaaammmm!!!! Hey this is not a test, this is rock ‘n’ roll…. Time to rock it from the Delta to the DMZ…is that me or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie?….. Hey!…is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey!…too late!…’ And yet here we are…

Fresno showed up BIG for our movement. I won’t leave the Central Valley behind. Together, we’re building a future that works for working families, farmers, students, and the next generation of Californians. Fill out your ballot, make your voice heard, & bring 3 people with you to vote by June 2.

Are Knicks fans officially done talking about the January 2024 Knicks? @TheCohencidence tells you why they all should be 👀

You can now listen to Prof Margaret Ikpoh's talk from our Doctors in Deprivation Training Day on Spotify, as part of our Hope in the Deep End Podcast: open.spotify.com/episode/6tZw... Learn more about our annual Doctors in Deprivation Training Day: sharedhealthfoundation.org.uk/news/doctors...

He yearns for the outdoors‼️ 🤣🤣

Wab Kinew on fact-checking Danielle Smith: "Somebody's got to stick up for Canada. And I love this country so much ... if there is going to be a referendum, I don't want fake news to be framing it up."

"We were led to believe this was a nonpartisan event. We will no longer appear at Freedom 250!”

Ceres’ new benchmark of corporate water stewardship shows companies are making progress on complex water issues, but it still falls short of the urgency and scale of growing water scarcity and pollution. Learn more and download the report here: https://bit.ly/3Lis9CG

As U.S. District Chief Judge John J. McConnell Jr. heard arguments in federal court yesterday, Rev Ryan Stoess prayed for SNAP benefits to continue. Today, Judge McConnell’s order says they must under US law. open.substack.com/pub/ourmoral...

I only discriminate against misogynists, especially the ones with weak ankles. It’s hot as fuck outside.

Rhodes: Who looks like a more stable and predictable actor? The Chinese Communist Party, where maybe you think they’re bullies, but the terms never change? Or the United States, where you have a president who’s been imposing tariffs, launching wars, shaking you down for essentially tribute payments?

Joe Scarborough reports on the affordability crisis:

Andrei Kostin, capo di Vtb Bank, paragona l'economia russa a un vecchio di 80 anni. Col seguente aneddoto: "Un paziente va dal dottore e dice: 'Dottore ho un problema: quando faccio sesso sento un fischio nelle orecchie'. E il dottore: 'Ma quanti anni hai?' '80'. E ti i aspetti degli applausii?'”

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that definitely helped the economy somehow

CryptidBoyz - Wordplay Jokes #jokes #cryptidboyz

"To what end does the corruption matter?" Joel Payne‬ and @symonedsanders.bsky.social on Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico's campaign messaging about his opponent Ken Paxton's alleged corruption.

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Emma Jackson on BBC Scotland last night giving great advice on what people can do if they are struggling with energy costs

If you are not against AI, then you're a stupid mtherfker. Fight me on that.

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The goal is to create lasting memories that will help keep them safe but will also guide them down a path that can last a lifetime. It’s so fun to be a part of. We love SAFETY and it shows!! . #kidssafefoundation #gunsafety #makingmemories

Short video on Camila Arrieta's performance for Paraguay v Colombia the other night. The 23-year-old played left wing-back in a 5-3-2. Good anticipation, a number of interceptions + some skill on the ball too. Plays club footy in Brazil for 3b da Amazonia (joined from Cruzeiro in February).

We got it going on tonight with 4 different training sessions covering our 11s, 13s 15s and Women's sides. New members are always welcome, including beginners!

🇺🇸 A new Lyme disease vaccine may soon be made available. Older vaccine technology is being utilized, and it is expected to be ready within months, with safety and effectiveness having been demonstrated.

Dominic Canzone homers in back-to-back games and puts the @marinersbot.bsky.social back on top 🔱

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Tweak Rust error messages instead of building a whole new language. #rust #programming #ai

They successfully returned to Delaney Hall.

“That kid is talented. He’s gonna do well.” In a recent interview with TV Insider, the cast and showrunner of Criminal Minds: Evolution shared their thoughts on working with Connor Storrie and his role in the latest season. 🔗 www.tvinsider.com/1268105/crim...