If she’s only cussing you out in Spanish she’s just venting. When she does it in English you done fucked up. If the chancla comes off you need to run.

Nothing like AARP targeting you with social media to bring it home to Gen X that we’re old. Paul Musgrave’s “it’s been longer since X than X was from Y” generator didn’t draw this much blood.

…yes, ma’am.

TikTok has decided that I need to see this hot nun and it’s actually causing trauma, like what the fuck is the reasoning behind this account, do they think that men who see her are going to come to God and not jack it, tell me how this works out.

Scrolled as far as Lithuanian TikTok but be warned @dov.bsky.social : it’s Kaunas.

Murderbot 🤝 Clancy Brown

This birthday trend is making the rounds on TikTok but my favorite is of course this one where it goes wrong.

Today in remedial TikTok for millennials, I’m going to teach you this song that you’ve only heard on the Simpsons: Spanish Flea, by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass.

Felipão giving the team a pep talk.

I think it's sweet that the Balkans had a Goth-off at Eurovision.

PM News: ANOTHER All-Time Low Trump Poll and Censure for a Commutation Episode link: https://play.headliner.app/episode/33397124

Anseesah Morrow is starting and gets the putback to begin the game. Hoping the Connecticut Sun get their first win tonight #WNBA

Married with Children Season Finale Promo Recorded May 21, 1995 on FOX/WPMT 43 in Philadelphia, PA #promotion #advertisement #TVshow #seasonfinale #MarriedwithChildren #FOX

Dragon Age II 15th Anniversary | Colorwind History #ColorwindHistory #gaminghistory #DragonAge2

Like water? Like in the toilet? Is he saying drugs is distributed via the sewers?

In this week's 1 on 1, @mollyjongfast.bsky.social joins Harry to swap sharp questions on Trump’s legal peril, the White House’s media missteps, and what the week’s scandals actually mean behind the headlines. bit.ly/MashupTF

Told @BeckyCNN that we are only 6 days into the 2-week ceasefire, and more rounds may occur since neither side has rejected further talks. And perhaps neither side wanted an agreement right away, since it could give the impression that they gave in too quickly.

Trump takes his next step in invading cities to 19 states! #fyp #trump #military #immigration #invasion #occupation #nationalguard

#MorningVibe How can you help defend democracy? Democracy Docket founder @marcelias.bsky.social says to start small. Here are 10 things we can all do to make a difference. Which one will you try first? 🗳️🇺🇸

#fragments №53 Arcs (№4) #glsl #threejs #shader

Epstein files Trump tried to hide. FBI "found unquestionably credible": Trump sexually assaulted her between 13-15 yrs. old. She gave same core account in multiple interviews. DOJ tried to hide 3 of 4 interviews. "This disputes everything the president said."

Steph Castle's and 1 circus shot with Jaden McDaniels defending him. This is so tough. #NBASky #SkyHoops #NBAPlayoffs

🤖 Let me break down what our AI Concierge ACTUALLY does for your business: 📞 Answers calls and texts instantly 💬 Handles website chat 24/7 📅 Books appointments automatically 🎯 Qualifies leads before you ever talk to them 📧 Follows up via email and SMS It's like having a superstar salesperson!

A goal for the record books 📚 Sofia Huerta is the first NWSL player to score in their 200th regular-season start! She’s scored in every single season since her rookie year in 2015.

I’ll leave this down here to find if want: [Zoomed] Capture- Part 1 of 2 Note: the shake in the voice, the shaking hands, the everything. It’s Truth. Anyone can see.

Is Lunchly STILL a thing… or did it fall off completely? 👀 It felt like it was everywhere when MrBeast, Logan Paul, and KSI launched it—but now it’s kinda quiet So what happened? And is it actually still being sold? #Lunchly #MrBeast #LoganPaul #KSI #SnackNews #Lunchables

General David Petraeus joins Yonit and Jonathan to unpack the current situation in the Strait of Hormuz

Conspiracy 101, in its first season, features The Bermuda Triangle exploring one of the world’s most enduring mysteries, from unexplained disappearances and strange phenomena to the theories, legends, and unanswered questions that continue to fascinate generations. podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/c...

Texas Atorney General Ken Paxton wins Texas Primary as Republican Senate Nominee #news #politics #texas #election #trump

Israel honors Charlie Kirk for his efforts against antisemitism. Netanyahu called Kirk a “lion-hearted friend” of Israel and a “defender of our common Judeo-Christian civilization.” Kirk was assassinated while speaking to students. Read more → nevadapoliticaljournal.com/opinion/sile...

Anne Applebaum exposes how the #TrumpCrimeFamily is trampling on the constitution and breaking our institutions all while they loot the treasury and set themselves up to trade on stocks that the government is doing business with. Come November vote every Republican out.

The beyond bizarre abrogation of the precautionary principle by gov'ts worldwide is almost beyond belief instead adopting Sir Richard Wharton's F&CO 4 stage strategy🙄🙅‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #PrecautionaryPrincipleFFS #PreventionBetterThanCure #Wear≥FFP2RespiratorsNotMasks #NoFalseEquivalence #NameAndNormalise

#blacksky #gymsky #fitnesssky #weightliftingsky

The truth behind making an indie horror game 👀... Project Songbird releases to PC, PS5, and Xbox on March 26th 🐦‍⬛🪓!!! #horrorgames #indiegames #gaming #gamingnews #indiehorror 🔗 in 🧵

Finally getting gameplay footage! PlayStation State of Play coming June 2nd with more Wolverine info! #playstation #ps5 #stateofplay #playstation5

If the needle exchange facility run by Extern closes and cannot find a new building in Belfast city centre, the impact could be serious. We need a practical solution that protects public health, supports recovery & keeps Belfast city centre clean, safe and thriving.

午後のソフトeasy！メランコリーボサ🩷 ジャケットの本人の気合いの入れかたがすごい！ドイツのライブラリーレコード🩷 Love should be a word Horst Jankowski and his friends featuring Rolf Kühn 1972

Gli ucraini stanotte hanno colpito due petroliere della flotta russa ombra che erano in attesa di fare rifornimenti all'ingresso del porto di Novorossiysk

Begin a unique Science Fantasy adventure produced independently by real artists and authors today. #booksky #indiebookrecs #independentlypublished #bookreaders #supportindependantartists

🔺Des frappes intensives de l'armée israélienne contre le sud du Liban, lancées il y a quelques heures.

How does #MOLeg think their plan to raise taxes on 80% of Missourians is going to go over?

David McCraw on three tiers of escalating legal tactics against press freedom:

Os dias Perfeitos são aqueles em que você se dá conta que não há tempo suficiente, porque você quer viver para sempre. #brasileira #model #brandambassador #ugccontentcreator

🎶 im bulletproooooof, nothing to looooooose, fire awaaaay, fire awaaaay 🎶

As the 🌍 spirals into yet another energy crisis ⛽, we’re reflecting on the lessons learned at #TTDC26. Our Global Director Rogier van den Berg shares his 🔑 takeaways 👉 bit.ly/4mjB7ON Read more about the benefits of clean energy in the face of fuel shortages ➡️ bit.ly/4ti7yj5

Pregunta incómoda: «¿Podría explicarle al pueblo estadounidense por qué se ataca a Irán para impedir que obtenga armas nucleares si ya se destruyó su programa nuclear el verano pasado?» Ya sabemos por qué al monstruo naranja le molesta que este tipo de periodistas hagan bien su trabajo... 🤣🤬😀👇

How do you turn a type specimen into an experience? For Exat, Studio Size pushed the typography showcase beyond the static page, using scroll, motion, and interaction to reveal the logic, range, and character of Hot Type's most ambitious typeface yet: tympanus.net/codrops/2026...

Damarcus Offord on James Talarico: We have an opportunity to elect the next U.S. Senator, someone who's compassionate, who keeps God first, who loves their neighbor.

James Gordon is a multi instrumentalist, songwriter, composer, arranger with decades of experience. This is the episode to watch! Subscribe for free, link in the bio. Thanks!

@genesperling.bsky.social: President Trump is doubling down on tariffs, risking even higher prices, weaker job growth, and more economic uncertainty instead of prioritizing consumers, small businesses, and long-term growth.

​"An anthology of pine needles, a glossary of mud, a dictionary of moss, and a thesaurus of silence." — Fabrizio Caramagna

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The so-called president is a nasty nasty person, spewing vile sentiments whatever day it is. To lighten my mood with a trip to the woods, I find cameras show some handsome visitors this Easter morning. Mom, her cub, and this young female who has been trailing after the aforementioned pair.

Yumigeta Ako & Inoue Haruka announce the opening of individual IG accounts on their 3rd anniversary x.com/MorningMusum...

Take note, it’s World Notebook Day today (3rd Thursday of May). All notebooks by Y Marrs Colourist can help you journal in different ways. Many designs - animals, alphabets, planners, business & essentials range. https://tinyurl.com/vkm2wmu4   #easygiftingwithyvonnemarrs #notebooks

RI’s strong heritage of shipbuilding launched a new chapter as partnership between Senesco Marine & Havoc will help grow RI’s economy, contribute to our nat’l defense, & advance RI’s leadership in the Blue Economy.

Kuwait’s air defense system is currently active repelling Irani missiles after Trump decided to end the ceasefire.

*Agoraphobia is an anxiety disorder that makes it difficult to leave the house, be in crowds, or be in any place that can be difficult to escape from. 👻🪦 #IndieArtist #DisabledArtist #QueerArtist #SheetGhost #Agoraphobia If you like my work check out my website, RainyDayHauntin.wordpress.com

It is also reported that the missile ship "Boykiy" is on fire near Saint Petersburg. In 2025, it repeatedly escorted ships of Russia's shadow fleet in the English Channel.