Recorded this for someone else for funzies; thought I’d post it here as well. Lovitz’s pathological liar character, mixed with this one,— reminds me of someone.

‘Let’s all *dance* like no one’s shooting!’ <3🔫

In case the OG OP vid gets taken down: Screen Cappy: <vid> ⬇️ 🔥af, and shades of Perfect Circle —War Drums youtu.be/giaZnIr-faM

*Through* his pants. With one of these:

I’ll just leave this here: <vid>

SHELBYVILLE, Ind. — Shelbyville Mayor Scott Furgeson was caught on camera insulting his own constituents and insinuating that everyone with “No Data Centers” signs in their yards were poor renters living in “shitty houses.”

@esglaude.bsky.social can barely contain his rage over the Supreme Court setting the country back to Jim Crow days.

But a scratch … glory to the heroes of Ukraine Our thought, our song Will not die, will not perish… Oh there, people, is our glory, Glory of Ukraine!

Now that that’s burning into my brain— must kill it with fire: w/ Star Wars, Nothing But Star Wars…

Thot I’d post it on Main St as well

Nearly 60 Percent of College Students with a Psychosis Diagnosis Are Not Receiving the Recommended Mental Health Treatment Education Research Report educationresearchreport.blogspot.com

The fight against cancer takes many forms — research, clinical care, education, and advocacy. Across every field, the women of the GW Cancer Center are making a lasting difference. #WomensHistoryMonth #GWCancerCenter

Two people were killed and six others injured as a result of russia’s overnight attack on Dnipro 😭 Five of the injured were hospitalized. Doctors describe the condition of three of them as critical 😭 The russians targeted warehouses storing food products #RussianUkrainianWar #Ukraine #War #Dnipro

On to the Eastern Conference Finals. Let’s go Knicks!

The same response does not cost the same thing at home and at work. In personal relationships, openness often builds trust. In professional settings, firmness often protects clarity and fairness. questionclass.com/when-should-... #questionclass #leadership #boundaries #emotion #communication

Mainers don't do kings. Never have. No Kings Day across Maine's 2nd district was something else. This energy isn't going anywhere. See you in November. #mepolitics

Fix Your Body Posture for an Amazing Chakra Cleanse! Welcome back to the 24th episode of Skeletal Leap: A Living Adventure! Today’s episode titled “Fix Your Body Posture for an Amazing Chakra Cleanse!” will tell you about how skeletal re-posturing opens chakras through completing our bipedal...

I always think about this clip from @WindhorstESPN. One of my favorite perspectives on the league. Both points fully apply to tonight’s Nuggets game Original post

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Hidden camera footage from Epstein's house – finally released. A young woman pushed down. Andrew Lownie: "We now have actual visual evidence." Still waiting for the palace to answer what Andrew knew. Same silence. 👑

May 18, 2003: New Jersey's Jason Kidd hits the game-winner with 1.4 seconds left in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals at Detroit. Kidd had 15 PTS/9 REB/7 AST and Kenyon Martin had 16 PTS/9 REB/4 STL/3 BLK in the Nets' 76-74 win. Rip Hamilton scored 24 PTS for the Pistons.

Breaking: Epstein survivor Maria Farmer has been validated after decades of being dismissed. Too many are still waiting. @meidastouch.com p

All across Scotland, people are feeling the pain of Trump’s illegal war with Iran. The Chancellor cannot just stand back and let Trump's illegal action bring Scotland's economy to a standstill. We need action- that's what the Liberal Democrats are focused on.

Who’s the problem?

Students from #Nepean walked out today - and their message was loud and clear. They know Doug Ford’s changes to OSAP will make life harder for them. I was proud to stand with them. When young people raise their voices, the government should listen. #FixOSAPasap #onpoli

Tonight’s movie is Richard III (1995). Just a Shakespeare play, no lessons or warnings to take from it.

Bom dia, 26.05🙏11 Porque aos seus anjos dará ordem a teu respeito para te guardarem em todos os teus caminhos.

Independent professional wrestler Thomas Heim recalls watching WrestleMania 25 growing up! Wanna watch the full interview? Click on the link here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=6lH1...

🔴 Ukraine's deep strikes have fundamentally reshaped the dynamics of Russia's war. 🧵 1/9 ⬇️

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The latest Manitoba PNP draw issued 906 invitations to skilled workers and international graduates aligned with the province’s labour market priorities. zurl.co/YTQ2v #canadaimmigrationnews #pnpdraw #manitoba #skilledworkers #workincanada

COYS LEGEND: Son Heung-min on watching Tottenham’s final match vs. Everton

Nothing but respect for the absolute strength and courage of this military spouse!

Wistikles | Elon Musk announced that X Money, the new payments feature inside X, will enter early public access next month. It will act as an in-app wallet for sending and receiving money, storing funds, and paying creators—part of Musk’s vision to turn X into an “everything app.” #wistikles

Are young women becoming more left-wing?

Not just Republicans!

Join us for a Q&A session! What kind of roles do float pool coordinators typically fill? Explore our webinar, "Establishing Research Coordinator Float Pool – A Scalable Model for Institutions," to learn more: https://post.citiprogram.org/454hlix #ResearchCoordinator #ClinicalResearch

Sugar & Health Risks #sugar #funny #joke #comedy #humor

forgive me. #imurme #brainrot #funny #memes #internetbrain

When police and ICE join forces, community surveillance becomes government surveillance.

HERE COME THE MEMES - BIN Host Case strutted in front of a green screen. Now his "dancing" can be put into a plethora of scenarios including your favorite retro games or countless human atrocities BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell @creamteam.bsky.social

There’s a big thing that would stop rigid plastic cups being recycled, and the most iconic of them all has it! 🤦‍♂️ To hear the whole conversation, just search ‘Talking Rubbish’ wherever you get your podcasts. Red Solo Cups are part of episode 64 ♻️ #recycling #redsolocup #polystyrene

The carp whisperer Has returned from China With empty words of nothing Meanwhile Where are the real Epstein Files Thank ewe for ur attention

If you want your vote to count in Albany, Oregon, be sure to drop off your ballot at a drop box by May 19!

Trump’s war with Iran is hitting families and local communities hard. @katenrg.bsky.social says rising fuel and food costs make it harder for food banks to operate, even as more families turn to them for support.

Melania Trump praised her husband in a speech today, saying his "empathy" rises above the office. So of course I edited it slightly to show how non-existent his empathy really is. #DonaldTrump

Mmmm you bet!

CNN field producer Sebastian Shukla describes a horrifying night in #Kyiv, #Ukraine where 600 #drones and 90 #missiles landed on various targets, in what appears to be an act of #retaliation by #Russian forces.

@ladyjulia1997.bsky.social 5 Tage Rosettenball, das übersteht Grunzi nicht, seine letzte Amtshandlung. Bis dato genießt Grunzi sein tolles Leben als "Mädchen". Mein Video für heute zeigt, dass Grunzi schon etwas weiblicher geworden ist. "Weil ich ein Mädchen bin..." 👧.

Russia struck Kyiv with Shahed drones in the afternoon of April 28, sending smoke rising over the city. The attack began around 2 p.m. and lasted nearly an hour. Video: The Kyiv Independent.

whyyoutouzhele: 5月7日，一名博主分析了五一出行数据：虽然多项指标创新高，看起来很漂亮，但实际情况却并没有看上去那么乐观。 今年公布的是全社会跨区人口流动量，而不是传统的出游人次，为什么呢？ 因为2019-2025年，总旅游人数暴增61%

Want more HIGNFY Extras like this? Head to YouTube for even more unseen footage like this, live on YouTube! Link in bio.

usually cgi in this show is pretty good for the time but WOW this one. stands out lmao

2 years ago Image created on the #wonder app Video created on the #metaai app #aiart #aiartcommunity #aiartwork #aiartist

Good Job Texas !!!! You did it !!! 😄👏👏👏💙🎉

My fashion hot take alignment:

I don't know why Democrat voters assume Republicans will vote for Democrats under certain circumstances. They voted for a literal pedophile before voting for an overqualified Black prosecutor. There is literally no circumstance where Democrats can ever expect Republicans to vote Democrat.

Das... Ähm... Das ist der Lauf der Dinge... Natur kann brutal sein... 😇

Dans le dernier épisode des "Grands entretiens d’Anne Rosencher", Richard Malka, l’avocat de Charlie Hebdo et essayiste, revient sur le procès Enthoven - LFI ➡️ https://l.lexpress.fr/BXA

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