No ovens, fridges or friendships were harmed during this. Just maybe that cat #standup #comedy #therapy #sober #confessions

#holidays #dancing #parade

There has to be a specific store people go to when they get a #hondacivic #standup #comedy #drip

Hot damn. Literally. My oven did me dirty on this one. #frozenpizza #hotoven #welldone

What words get under your skin? #petpeeves #undermyskin #words

No resumes were actually written during this filming #videoresume #resume #jobsearch

Please don't come after me, I don't drive a cool car 😆 #standupcomedy #standup #hondacivic #drip

Just me & my emotional support level #outtakes #levelingout #level #tool #levelingoff

Never have I ever done this 👀 #standup #comedy #bathroomtimebelike #backadjustment

If there's one good thing about it being absolutely frigid in Wisconsin, it's onesies. #wisconsin #chappedlips #adultonesie

Another Russian economic ̶c̶o̶v̶e̶r̶u̶p̶ ̶ miracle! Putin demanded that income inequality be reduced, and Rosstat then ̶p̶u̶l̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶n̶u̶m̶b̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶ discovered that it had improved! Kremlin motto: If you don't like the numbers, change them.

Upscaling should help a bit.

The TurboPad for the TurboGrafx-16 was simple, responsive, and just worked.

Ready for that life-changing med school interview? IVY diagnoses your preparedness and gives you real-time support! interviewiewwithivy.org #medschoolinterviews

We have maintained our policy interest rate at 2.25% https://bit.ly/47HRePR #MonetaryPolicy #InterestRates #cdnecon #economy #BankOfCanada

English people being arrested for protesting the genocide of Palestinians by Israeli settlers.

Stop Running Side Stitches With the 3-2 Breathing Pattern #fitness #fitnesstips #workout #health #gym #exercise

finally got around to making my own art for @ashortsquirrel.bsky.social's tamagotchi ych :3c #furry #ych #blender

“Fix healthcare?” This job ad’s claim is a stretch. The system is broken—and so is this promise. #JobAdFail #JobSearch This week’s episode is on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favourite podcast app: buff.ly/ndtsA9o

🔗: https://l.cleveland.com/oxxaza  From homes to car lots to city buildings, that April hailstorm really left its mark across parts of Greater Cleveland. The total damage is still being tallied.

You may not like it but this is what peak football performance looks like

🎼 I'm done hidin', now I'm shinin' Like I'm born 2 b We dreamin' hard, we came so far Now I believe We're goin' up, up, up It's our moment You know 2gether we're glowing Gonna b, gonna b golden O up, up, up With our voices Yeongwonhi kkaejil su eobsneun Gonna b, gonna b golden #Golden #Earworm

Stop paying for someone else’s mortgage and start investing in your own future. 🏠🔑 #RentVsBuy #HomeOwnership #RealEstateInvesting #FinancialGoals #WealthBuilding

The WedgeWALL 🪵

RFK Jr. wrangles 2 snakes with his bare hands on Dr. Oz's patio @insiderpaper

Yep #SpittingImage has been back for a while now .. And they got #Farage spot on #TikTok #YouTube

i can see it now, attacking your conservative long island neighbors... 🤔

You can see why popular kids need this to “look crazy” because this allows them to “not learn it”, which is a very easy angle to press harder than humanely imaginable with. And will.

The devil’s club. 😂 #LFC

Where is home, and what makes it so? This Friday, join guest speaker Giovanna Bacchiddu (Associate Professor, Pontificia Universidad Católica de Chile) for 'Leaving, staying, and in-between. The anxiety of border crossing in and around Apiao, Chiloé (Chile)'. www.anthro.ox.ac.uk/event/aller-...

Wistikles | Canada’s immigration department (IRCC) has reduced the Express Entry application backlog to its lowest level ever. As of March 2026, only 10% of applications are delayed beyond the normal processing time, compared to 32% in late 2025. #wistikles #canada #CanadaImmigration #IRCC #Visa

Everything I went through led me here. To serve other people.

Jen Msumba

Viktorie loni po třinácti letech sesadila z prvního místa žebříčku nejoblíbenějších dívčích jmen Elišku. Ta skončila druhá, Sofie byla stejně jako v roce 2024 třetí. 🔵 Mezi chlapeckými jmény dál vede od roku 2011 Jakub, za ním následuje Matyáš a Jan […] [Original post on mastodonczech.cz]

Connor Bedard Chicago Blackhawks 2025 NHL® Winter Classic Premium Jersey by Fanatics® SHIPS FREE: bit.ly/3ZfBe2u #chicagoblackhawks #connorbedard #WinterClassic

Teoscar Hernandez exits the game after appearing to injure his leg running to first

GDOT-1482: SR400 S before HammondDr MM 7.7 (Fulton) 🕒 2:33 AM - 2:35 AM ET (8x speed) 🌡️ 69°F | Overcast 📍: 33.922744,-84.358361

Well, at least someone feels like dancing today. #FuckTrump

Check out my novel! Available for purchase on Amazon, Kindle, Barnes & Noble, and much more! #Skinners #SkinnersALoveStory #ChrisRiker #KeepReading #Bookstore #Booktok #Booktokformen #ShortStory #Author #IndieAuthor #TBR

#Selfmade bun pillow...check. First tryouts and yeah... possible style, also for my #drag. I think it's kinda nice 🤭

Share your face for the week ME EVERY WEEK EVERY DAY DEEERRRPPP 🍎

This song is about the fight, flight, freeze response to deal with trauma. Verse 2 #fightorflight #freezeresponse #trauma #songwriter #folkpunk

Can’t only show only part one! Here’s another video I made in my Legally B🌼mbo series 👸🏽

The road’s been long, the bullets spent, but Undead West still rides strong. 💀 Spooky season’s here, partner. Time to return to the darkness, claim your revenge, and stare down the Man in Red. 🎃🤠 #indiegame #retrogaming #roguelike

Good Beautiful Friday to my Wonderful 1,092 #Followers. My goodness I do enjoy that of the people that do #Followme there are so many different types of people. Some enjoy the AI Learning Journey & Information, & others like the Creations & Entertainment of the #AIVideos. That's SO Cool! Thank You.🥰

#BEATBREAK ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ ¡Dijiste que ibas a salvarlos… a los dos! Sí… ¡a los dos! ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ El episodio 31 ya está disponible. #Digimon

After the sun goes down, doing this is just a bad idea all around.

Just wanted to post a quick update to my passion project #QuestOfRaziya, I'm adding people! There's Dagmara DJing. a buncha nameless NPCs dancing and Evanora standing there. She will have functions when I get around to it #gamedev #indiedev #retrodev #Armory3D #b3d #blender3d #prerenderd3D #lowpoly

Me posting up throughout #China♥️ #Chinatrip #GoodTimes #Vibing

“Beer Drinkin’ Opportunity” marks the debut release from Aaron Pritchett’s newly formed company, Big Wheel Entertainment, which now oversees both his recorded music and live operations.

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Sometimes the furry game is just so good, you get transported to Heaven! Straight peak, twin! thats what that is!

Mike Johnson says Trump’s bill is a win for hardworking Americans — but here’s the truth: ❌ Strips healthcare from 17M people ❌ Guts food aid from 3M people ❌ Defunds public safety & mental health services ❌ Cuts school meals from 18M kids ❌ Gives $1.3T in tax cuts for the wealthy

Seibu Shinjuku Station, Tokyo, Japan #Japan #Nippon

Better than a Denver omelet? 🍳 Sign us up! Meet Yuri Lowenthal and Tara Platt this weekend at FAN EXPO Denver. Get your tickets now: spr.ly/63320B8jBXq #FANEXPODenver #Denver #DenverOmelet #YuriLowenthal #TaraPlatt

Becoming Torfaen County Borough Council's new Head of Pension Fund Management and Investment is an exciting opportunity for an experienced and credible leader to lead a dynamic service that’s setting a benchmark for performance. For more information, please visit www.faerfield.co.uk/torfaen

@vanellaj5 A president should never act like this.

Good Morning California! Let’s get this done today! #BecerraEra

Anderson Cooper shows video of Trump throwing a tantrum and being a misogynistic pig towards CNN reporter Kaitlan Collins — including other female reporters (as the rest of the press stands there, and says nothing) SOURCE: Tennessee Holler x.com/i/status/206...