Sometimes I pretend & then go to another bathroom #standup #comedy #publicbathrooms

My daughter is always roasting me 💀 #standup #comedy #ew

Who's been messing with my phone 😆 And I'll wait for the "Don't lie, that was you" jokes.#greenscreen #events #footaction

Just me & my emotional support level #outtakes #levelingout #level #tool #levelingoff

"We need to talk." The hell we do. #standup #comedy #weneedtotalk #relationships

#holidays #dancing #parade

Who do avocados think they are? #standup #comedy #thingsthatirritateme

What words get under your skin? #petpeeves #undermyskin #words

I don't think people realize they can turn the beep off their microwave! Now you know so you can let it finish the job. #microwave #timeleft #comedy #petpeeve

Listen how happy this kid is. Hire me for parties... #standup #comedy #laughter

"You just turned your single family home into a rent-controlled property." 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐀𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐚 warns homeowners about a common mistake: renting out a room in the house you live in. It seems harmless, but under current laws, this action can strip away your exemptions. Suddenly, you have to

Get a look into last week's events as our PLNU Music Department welcomed local jazz groups from PL High, Correa and Dana Middle Schools to join our Sea Lions for a truly groovy night! 🎵 🎷 🎶 🥁 #jazznight #plnumusic #music #plnu

Highlight Queens: Sophie Went Full Beast After That 3 👀🔥 Link: www.youtube.com/shorts/ypQyx... #CC22 #CaitlinClark #SophieCunningham #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

Enrique Tarrio asks for $5 million and Mike Lindell asks for $400 million from J6 Fund before it gets shut down

Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social DOJ conducts mass purge of websites to remove references to January 6th defendants.

Mourinho in Berlin for the DFB-Pokal Final

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All we asked was three little words. 🇺🇸 Happy Memorial Day... right? RIGHT? (Most of us said it. One didn't.) 🚨 #MemorialDay #HappyMemorialDay #OfficeLife #OfficeHumor #DarkComedy #Funny #Unhinged #HorrorShort

Happy #Svengoolie Eve to you too Christopher!

SUMMER SALE: Save 25% on selected products until Friday May 15! Made with Deep Glow by @yoandelafontaine aescripts.com/deep-glow #aftereffects #aescripts #deepglow New breakdown 👀 Thanks to @manonlouart who introduced me to Illustrator's 3D tool with his latest tutorial 🧠 #motiondesign #breakdown

Will you let HER collect your data? 🤖 W.I.P.

Tuesday after a bank holiday hits like… 🩵| #VitalityBlast

This week's community skins are live on the Steam Item Store! For a limited time only. No safe zone required. ⏳☢️👨‍🚀 Get yours here: https://store.steampowered.com/itemstore/252490/

@fishengal.bsky.social @siciliansapien1.bsky.social @sophiemom.bsky.social @molly-bee.bsky.social @norariversbskysoc.bsky.social WELL, IT'S "LOCK HIM UP" TUESDAY ACROSS TRUMPFUCKISTAN AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #NoPedoPresidents #2026Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

🏘️ In 2026 we should not still have a housing crisis. In government, we will work to ensure everyone has housing they can afford, says Party List candidate Laura Mackintosh. Vote for #Equality on 7th May. Promoted by Jane Evans on behalf of Equality Party, Grosvenor House, CW12 4AB

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! POISONRANA TO THE FLOOR!!! 😱 #AEWDoN

POV: you're making MEOWTASTIC game! 🐈‍⬛ It is a dream come true to see so many of you piloting through the galaxy! Based on mountains of your fantastic feedback, the red laser pointer has directed us to most important update yet. You can read it on Steam - Link in BIO! #indiegaming #retrogaming

Fellas There are low-value women in every country club, happy hour and Gym scheming to drain the wealth you spent decades building! Don’t let temptation destroy your legacy!💸 Watch: linktw.in/QgVhxc #Discipline #MenWithPurpose #WealthMindset #FinancialFreedom #SelfControl #ModernMan #LegacyBuilder

⚔️Una brutal odisea a través de la Italia medieval asolada por la peste negra 1348 Ex Voto llegará en formato físico en dos ediciones para PlayStation 5  Lanzamiento 4 de junio de 2026 Subtítulos en castellano ℹ️https://meridiem-games.com/new_sdebug/denZ1bPOZx1/gAtgOAoV7

private thoughts #analyticaliowan #analyticaliowanpodcast

Орки прямо з гвинтокрилів встановлює ЗРК на скляні багатоповерхівки в Москві – завдяки ефекту українських БпЛА зʼявляються нові законні цілі для ураження ракетами та далекобійними дронами.

A year ago Island Line services from Ryde Pier to Shanklin restarted after we repaired and refurbished the historic pier. 🌊 🚉 The line reopened four days early so #IsleofWight residents and visitors could enjoy it over the early May bank holiday: 👉 https://bit.ly/4374V80

🧪 Overcoming a Sticky Epoxy Situation! 😅 As we test & develop our SAF Generator ⚙️ at Harmony Turbines 🌱, we’re solving epoxy issues 🧩 like nicked coils 🌀 now ⏱️ so future production runs smoother 🔄. Watch the full video 🎥: https://youtu.be/I0itLq2Tjoc #HarmonyTurbines

Kyle Fletcher and Tommaso Ciampa contested my TV match of the year (so far); a razor sharp performance by both the wrestlers. Ciampa has already surpassed anything he ever did in the WWE main roster. An absolute machine; this is the Ciampa I have been waiting for, for a long time! #aew #aewdynamite

The first day of the Municipal Voluntary Local Review Presentations and Technical Review Workshop commenced today, focusing on the assessment of VLR reports submitted to SALGA. Following the valuable guidance and constructive feedback. www.facebook.com/share/v/1Cah...

Do you know about the NodeXL Academy? 🤔 We run online training on retrieving social media data & analysing it using social network analysis. 💻 Check our events: 🔗 https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/o/social-media-research-foundation-32778163177 Or search "Social Media Research Foundation" on

'Fish out of Water' (2013) By: Halfbrick Studios (QLD) For: Mobile Juggle constantly changing weather conditions, challenging obstacles and a fussy judging panel to skip across the water in search of perfection!

don’t you hate it when you murder a guy and then have to run really far to get his body

Hundreds of regional and symbolic patterns adorn the traditional Ukrainian embroidered garment: the vyshyvanka. Throughout various years of Soviet occupation, the vyshyvanka was banned and labelled ‘nationalist.’ United 24 Media / Instagram

One of the things that always fascinates me is what motivates someone to pursue there subject this is Emily’s #health #academia #research #science #phd

COIN OF THE WEEK 💥 It’s the explosive BOOM COIN! When you exchange tickets - BOOM! You’ll send coins flying EVERYWHERE! #roguelike #indiegame #coinpusher

RP• @malyndahale This is why women say the bear. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

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In this week's 13-minute Factal Forecast: US weighs possible strikes in Iran as nuclear talks drag on - interview w/ Ahmed Namatalla Feb. 22: India's Modi visits Israel Feb. 24: European Parliament to vote on trade pact with the U.S. Find the Forecast on our blog: blog.factal.com/2026/02/fore...

Video 3 The largest child 53x trafficking ring has been exposed n the major players behind it r still roaming Free to prey on children!

IRELAND HERE I COME!! #W6Ns #WomensRugby #IREvSCO

Last week I spoke in Parliament about the Health and Social Care Committee's Community Mental Health Report. We were baffled that there is no waiting time target for mental health like there is for elective care.

When you know it's time to shut your computer and go for a walk.

@flareusa.bsky.social, @citizensimpeachment.com, and @50501newyork.bsky.social at Hakeem Jeffries South Brooklyn district office on 2/17 People are frustrated and fed up with what is going on. There was so much to be said. People just want to be heard. #Lobby217 #Impeach #AbolishICE

Climate change is real. And quite honestly, sometimes the reality of it all feels overwhelming – like it could swallow us whole. But here’s what we can do to help: • Reduce plastic use • Compost food scraps if you can • Reuse as much as you can • Advocate for policies that cut waste and pollution

QUANTUM COMPUTING 💻👾 The Future is Here! Quantum is going to change everything we know! Count how many times I said “Quantum” lol #quantum #quantumcomputing #quantumcomputer #technology #ai #techjournalism #journalism #tech #ibm #amazon #google #microsoft #computing #computer #pc

Guten Morgen Leute 👋 Moin folks

🌈 CHUNKY LIVE 🌈 LET'S GET THIS CONTENT GRIND GRINDING BAYBEE!! Video Editing ♥ Pixel Art ♥ YAPPING!! twitch.tv/chuwunky #VTUBER #VSTREAMER #LGBT

“Democratic leadership” on display last night.

Bravo jumps FROM THE SKIES!!! #AAANocheDeLosGrandes

Strong Teaira McCowan screen to free up Courtney Williams for a middy.

Thank you for posting I cannot believe I the "sttudy" have to define Piousness. It ain't hyperbolic people try to tell me GOD wants Xenophobia&Greed. Misquoting parables written to expand the 10 Comandments&Quoting scripture w/o Critical Thought. #PRECIOUS #DO🚫CAREabtYOURmasterTHEacusser📚 🗳✡️🗽🧑🏽‍💻✝️☪️🩵

❗️There is a tense/alarming situation in occupied Sevastopol due to a fuel shortage at gas stations.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Do we think God Of War Laufey is going to make "those people" mad? #godofwar #godofwarlaufey #godofwar3 #sonysantamonica #PS5

📺💬 Ukraine Russia War | Candace Owens Comments on US Funding to Ukraine | RCF NSFW & Premium Content: https://patreon.com/RealCombatFootage Odysee: https://odysee.com/@RCF #RealCombatFootage #RCF #War #Military #WorldNews #BreakingNews #UkraineRussiaWar