Stephen Colbert knew the score

“Oh man, our quota is full. Our feelings haven’t changed but uhhhh, we’ll see you when we see you”

So, not only does Indigo let you cross-post, it does this; you can flip between the versions:

I don’t usually post the whole bit, but in this case it’s appropriate:

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“Our attorney over here would like to make it clear that we don’t condone violence” Aloha Ambassador:

What’s extra funny to me is this guy (Brand) looking through the pages like he’s never used a book (yes, yes…) It’s the literary equivalent of watching someone type on a keyboard with a single finger, one key per second.

OH, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder

I hear Paraguay turned him down cos they already have a village "cobbler"

So, I finally gave Hazbin Hotel (Amazon Prime) a shot, and…I’m liking it. I love the animation style, there’s some wins in the songs, I like the contest between Vox (TV) and Alastor “the Radio Demon” (Alastor is the first temptation I’ve had to do a ‘stume for in a LONG time)

Miss State upsets Oklahoma in game 1, the broccoli overcomes Sooner devil magic

Why I’m choosing Xavier Becerra for California 💪 @xavierbecerra.bsky.social

What’s better than a playoff thunderclap? Well how about a series-clinching thunderclap! The Ottawa Charge beat the Boston Fleet 4-3 in double overtime to advance to their second consecutive Walter Cup Final!

Most RPGs? You roll… and wait. In Lethal Fantasy, every roll can change EVERYTHING. 🎲 The D30 Special Results Die triggers chaos: ⚔️ Combat twists 🛡️ Defensive reversals 🔥 Magic backlash & explosions 🧠 Skill checks that don’t go as planned

ENGLAND OUTSOURCED: Why England is Importing 316 Million Bricks! 🧱🚢 Read the full report: https://www.workersofengland.co.uk/news/priced-out-of-building-england-bricks-bills-and-broken-supply-chains #Economy #EnglishJobs #England #WorkersRights #WEU #Construction #JobSecurity#BrokenBritain

🪖 💢 💬 The commander of the Right Sector, Denis Kapustin, addressed the russians against the backdrop of a residential building destroyed by the russians, where 28 Kyiv residents recently died: There WILL be retribution for your criminal silence!!! 🫡 🐶 + 🍆

JD Vance claims the president avoids insider trading violations by having others execute trades on his behalf.

I learned a valuable lesson about signal range yesterday Oops

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Barrel Roll Tope from Will Ospreay. OSPREAY OSPREAY OSPREAY! #AEWDynamite

It must be the first of the month. New Billboard Day!

💼 Diversified revenue streams could make $NEHC a smart play in the tech market. Aerospace & Defense – Helium is vital in liquid-fueled rockets, lift-off processes, and national defense applications like rocket testing, surveillance crafts, and missile guidance. READ: bit.ly/NEHC-FNN #stocks #invest

Hart28.com Summary of current conditions at Delaney Hall: weapons pointed at humanitarians, physical assaults, tear gas use, strike leader coerced into signing self-deportation papers🇺🇸

After Ukraine refrained from striking Russia during the May 9 celebrations, Russia responded in its usual brutal fashion by launching a targeted strike on a in Kyiv. A Russian missile destroyed an entire section of the apartment block. Twenty-four people, including three children, were killed.

The 14thA is clear: if you're born in the US, you're a citizen, regardless of where your parents were born. POS signed an EO to end BR citizenship. Courts struck it down as unconstitutional. Now it's heading to SCOTUS. The ACLU is bringing every petition signature into that courtroom. Add yours. 🧵

Good morning from the window bed where Pawlie is, idk what he is doing honestly. #cats

Vous êtes au 2e cycle et vous aimeriez acquérir une expérience de travail en milieu de pratique? Le programme de Bourse pour stage en milieu de pratique FRQ-Mitacs Accélération est pour vous! 📅Date limite : 31 mars 2027 ou jusqu'à l'épuisement des fonds Détails : https://tinyurl.com/3m6uf4y7

Will be making use of those grassy parts and add some door switches. I know this one is super easy but remember it's only the first small dungeon😂 also have to fix that spelling/word error! #gamedev

Not Kaito coming back into the ring SPECIFICALLY to prove that he and his friends have a cool handshake just like the Good Brothers.

High School student protest in Kansas! #Resist #Protest #NoICE #LFK

Southern #Pudus are timid and wary tiny #deer 🦌one of the smallest in the 🌎, they hide in the undergrowth of #Argentina’s forests 🇦🇷 They’re ‘Near Threatened’ by #poaching and #deforestation. Raise your voice for them #Boycott4Wildlife ✊ @palmoildetect.bsky.social wp.me/pcFhgU-aoq

these musty mergers and regime changes have fucked up so much in television and it's about to get worse 🥰🔫

Fact Check: Real But Colorized 1923 Footage Shows Early French Roller Skates Called 'Paticycles' #CheckTok #FactCheck leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2...

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I have a serious question who made the better ultra watch team Apple or team Samsung #applewatchultra3 #galaxywatchultra2 #samsung #apple #smartwatch

Mmorpg Region 1 map #gamedev

Welcome to the insurrection! 😁

Well that was an experience! #Knicks

Uhh... let's change the subject Immediately complies

Our review on the upcoming television series, Scarpetta: catwithmonocle.com/news/2026/03... #Scarpetta

Ontario PNP opened new PR pathways for over 900 graduates through its April 22, 2026 draw under the Master’s Graduate and PhD Graduate streams. zurl.co/0jqgm #pnpdraw #immigcanada #oinpdraw #mastersgraduate #phdgraduate #canadapr #internationalstudents

Getting that final sear on some #BeefCake smoked roast beef -Eye round dry brined for 2 days in #LifeOfBrine cherrywood smoked Himalayan pink salt, smoked in Beef Cake @ 225 to 110 internal, seared in beef tallow 2 min/side -Cool/wrap/refrigerate, deli slicer tomorrow 11/10 😋

This guy controls like he's made of butter and rubber bands, and then they throw blind jumps like THIS at you before the final boss. Lovely stuff. twitch.tv/thatpunk_ #retrogaming #nes #queerstreamer

Things I didn’t expect to see from my hotel balcony. #Malaga 🇪🇸 💚✌️

"It's all over you!" You know I'll always love how "Q Who." opens with the new Ensign having a Run in with Captain Picard in Engineering and now we know why we never see them Drinking anything while they are in Engineering. #StarTrekTNG #Treksky #Trekkies #StarTrek #TrekTuesday

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The new government of Hungary after inauguration.

Distracted driving by a Ruzzian streetcar operator. 😆

A small break from jazz to play a wonderfully melodic tune from Aphex Twin 🎹 Avril 14th 🎶

NOW AVAILABLE...NEW RELEASE EBOOK...ONLY $0.99. READ FOR FREE WITH KINDLE UNLIMITED. Bodies staged like burial rites. A killer using ritual as a message. HPD detective Leilani Kealoha must decode ancient practices while outmaneuvering federal agents and a man who won’t stop. Packed with forensic…

So sorry for your loss, Aaron.

Help! Me!!

Okay yeah I get why all the sales

I've always had a soft spot for the Duke and its 'mini-airliner' lines, particularly in profile. The elegant livery and the logo 'B' on the tail accentuate these characteristics on this particular example, spotted at Springbank yesterday. Oh, and then there's *that sound.* | 🛩️ 📍 📹 🇨🇦

Los del ICE se llevan a gente que se está graduando!!

Fresh Stats: Caitlin Clark , Cunningham & Fever Team On-Court Celebration Immediately After Huge Win vs Dream 🔥❤️ Link: youtu.be/qw1ABBfkq_s #CC22 #CaitlinClark #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

Human Rights Watch analysis of that data, along with its analysis of European Commission public reports and data also obtained via transparency requests, show serious defects in the EU’s current approach.

Senator #JonOssoff is absolutely right!

Fam’s Eldest Kit to Baby: Don’t you dare touch me! Mama: Why’ve you been menacing both your sis lately Baby? Indoors & outdoors same cattitude. Not cool! Breathing little easier after yesterday’s downpour. Insufficient but still thankful. Ground & greenery need rain. Economic news still suck tho!