Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag der Pinguine". Ich finde sie wirklich niedlich aber als Haustiere eignen die sich nicht. Der letzte hat mir immer den Kühlschrank vollgekackt und mir meine Heringsfilets weggefressen. Wünsche allen einen schönen Samstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Mai-Sonne". Die scheint wirklich gerade. Laut allwissender Wetter App soll es sich nachher zwar etwas bewölken, aber erst heute Abend leicht regnen. Dann lege ich mich mal mit einem Eistee in Nachbars Garten. Einen schönen Dienstag 🫶

Guten Tag 🖖☕️ Ich habe etwas lange in den Mai geschlafen, aber der Auftritt zum "Welttag des Jazz" war gestern sehr anstrengend. Heute ist "Internationaler Tag der Tuba" und ich trete noch mal mit meiner Band auf. Wünsche allen einen schönen 1. Mai 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Schlecht geschlafen (Rücken). Habe schon eine Ibu 800 gefrühstückt. Egal, heute ist "Tag der Gurke". So ein Gurkenglas werde ich ja wohl noch öffnen können 👀 Wünsche allen einen schönen Dienstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Iss-was-Du-willst-Tag". Da bestelle ich mir gleich mal eine Pizza mit Nutella, Sardellen, viel Knoblauch und Sahne. Wünsche allen einen schönen Montag und einen guten Wochenstart 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag der Papageien". Ich hätte auch gerne einen, dem ich das Sprechen beibringen kann. Habe aber Angst, das der mich dann vollquatscht und beleidigt. Ne, ich mag die. Hatte früher mal Wellensittiche. Wünsche allen einen entspannten Sonntag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Weltamateurfunktag". Ich war zwar nie Amateurfunker denn dazu musste musste man einen Kurs machen, aber als Teenager hatte ich eine CB-Funkstation. Das war damals unser soziales Netzwerk! Zeit, meinen Heimatplaneten zu kontaktieren. Schönen Samstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Internationaler Tag des Kaktus". Bald haben wir frei nach Helge Schneider wieder: "Sommer, Sonne Kaktus". Bis dahin gieße ich den kleinen grünen Kaktus auf meinem imaginären Balkon. Vergessen Sie auch den Muttertag nicht! Schönen Sonntag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Apfelkuchens". Das erinnert mich an eine Szene aus dem Film "American Pie" und das erinnert mich daran, dass ich alt bin. Teil 1 ist übrigens von 1999 und man sollte ihn kennen. Wünsche allen einen schönen Mittwoch 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag der Otter". Ich mag diese Tiere. Wussten Sie, dass Otter beim Schlafen an der Wasseroberfläche Händchen halten, damit sie nicht voneinander getrennt werden? Schaue heute dann mal einen "Harry Otter" Film. Wünsche einen schönen Mittwoch 🫶

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Local government reorganisation should not be rushed through from the centre and dressed up as devolution. Change can work — but only when it has local consent. If ministers truly believe in devolution, they must trust communities to shape their own future. #LocalDemocracy #Devolution

🇺🇸Trump: "I think if Democrats took control of the Congress... and let’s say took control of the country, I think that this country’s finished. These people are sick.”

Today in Tuapse, Ukrainian drones attacked an oil refinery 🇺🇦💪 A major fire broke out in the storage tank area. A large number of UAVs were heading toward the city ☺️ Beautiful 🥰🥰🥰 #RussianUkrainianWar #UkraineWar #Ukraine #War #SupportUkraine #UkrainianDrone #Drone #Tuapse #OilRefinery #RussianOil

A preview of the #SuperBowlLX opening ceremony show with Green Day! Are you excited for this year's halftime performance?

New PB at NHMS, 1:20.01 There's a still several seconds left on the table even on street tires, I'm still getting walked by 86es, but this is 3 seconds faster than my best lap in the Focus RS and I can really feel the improvement

The Mariners FINALLY look good against a left-handed starter, and take the series against the Rangers Huge turnaround after a poor start to the series on Friday

In case you missed it...here are some of the stories featured on Europe-Data.com over the past week. Featuring news from the Germany, Estonia, Austria, Sweden and more. 🗺 Keep up to date with all the latest news and insights at www.europe-data.com ✅ #icymi #news #europe #data

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For #PurpleDay, the Global Epilepsy Programme highlights how AI and better EEG tools could help close the epilepsy diagnostic gap in low-resource settings, where access to care is limited. Learn more at: www.oxfordmartin.ox.ac.uk/blog/a-cauti... 💜 #PurpleDay2025

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Carolina goal! Scored by Shayne Gostisbehere with 11:36 remaining in the 1st period. Assisted by Mark Jankowski and Eric Robinson. Montreal: 0 Carolina: 1 #CARvsMTL #GoHabsGo #SoundTheSiren

There is a Gen X pension crisis looming: what is the connection with Reform?

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Both Democrats and Republicans are hypocrites when it comes to Section 702 of FISA, the law that allows the government to spy on Americans’ communications without a warrant. It must be reformed NOW. Watch @trevortimm.bsky.social explain, and take action: freedom.press/reform-section-702

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I secured $1 million for the San Juan County Fire department to purchase a new ladder fire truck to keep our communities safe. This is how we should be using federal dollars, investing in our communities.

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Tadi brings his dear Ziva some sustenance. #MontrealQuebec #PeregrineFalcons

🚨 #1 Mistake New Fitters Make: changing too fast. 👁️ Give the lens time to settle before making adjustments — patience pays off. #Optometry #MyopiaManagement

💥 Footage documents the aftermath of Israel's violent attacks on Haboush in southern Lebanon. @thecradlemedia.bsky.social

Man In Multiple Road Rage Incidents Says Medication Made Him Want To Punch People

Today we had fireworks — prohibited at protests🔥💥🧨 We’re wearing masks — also banned. Soon, they’ll probably ban insults against russia. But we like doing the forbidden. Resistance, every day✊

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WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY END THE EPISODE LIKE THAT OMFFFGGGGG #ThePitt

HULK AU @ofspiiderswords.bsky.social He has a feeling he'll be able to find Audrina and Cedric sooner than he thinks. A strange news headline talking about a strange creature running rampant in a small little town.

Ámsterdam fue cuna de grandes artistas como Rembrandt y Vermeer, cuyas obras se conservan en el Rijksmuseum, uno de los museos más importantes de Europa. El Museo Van Gogh alberga la colección más grande del pintor, mostrando su evolución emocional y artística.

We’re going so grassroots we’re going pen and paper! I don’t have the money, I don’t have the connections, and I don’t have the team. But what I do have is the drive in the passion for change in our system. I have always made whatever I need done happen on my own with what I have available to me.

Everyone please enjoy this dad joke from TikTok.

#British-Museum deny doing #Zionst-Israel’s bidding 😳🫣😭😡😡😡

Double your impact for elephants this #WorldWildlifeDay. All gifts to Mara Elephant Project (Feb 24–March 3) are matched up to $20K. Your gift equips rangers with cutting-edge drone training and skills to advance their careers and reduce human-elephant conflict in the Mara. 🔗 buff.ly/IeNml22

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GM daCATs. Get your coffee and look alive. ☕️ It’s Wednesday and things are getting interesting. 😼

Good Friday $daCAT community. Down with PAPERHANDS! #Fridaymotivation

Over 6000 delegates from 189 countries came together at #WD2026, 400 endorsements backed the Melbourne Declaration, and partners and delegates made commitments to continue this work. Join the collective effort, endorse the Declaration: https://bit.ly/4sVAAUR

Come with us if you want to live 💀 Judgement day is upon us at #UKSGGreen26 as @yoshichief.bsky.social decides humanity’s fate in #Terminator 2D: NO FATE - Terminator 2D: NO FATE 📷 Hasta la vista, baby! twitch.tv/uksgmarathon

Laura Leyser, the new Secretary General of MSF International, introduces herself a few weeks after taking on her challenging new role.

🔴 More support is urgently needed in #SouthSudan - before today's emergency becomes tomorrow's famine. WFP's Ross Smith breaks down what's happening and what's needed now ⤵️

🇲🇹 Malta'daki havai fişek fabrikasında henüz belirlenemeyen bir sebeple yangın çıktı. 💥 Şiddetli patlam can kaybına dair endişeleri artırdı.

they knew they had to make the climax of the episode look beautiful, otherwise the emotions won't be an easy sell. thankfully, they managed to make it work

❓ Why is the VIN Community important? a. Your spouse might not want to hear about that gnarly cat bite abscess. b. Your friends still think you play with puppies all day. c. Doctors need support, too. d. All of the above. If you answered "d", give yourself a click and a cookie.

Gross incompetence in hiring for important jobs. Chief hostage negotiators usually require decades of experience in the FBI and go thru extensive training. What an insult to hire someone so unqualified to manage hostage rescues.

As temperatures climb and sunshine returns to the Tri-State, Cincinnati's Lazarus lizards are once again emerging to bask on sidewalks, retaining walls, and driveways. Their presence in Greater Cincinnati can be traced back more than 70 years: https://bit.ly/4fWFTAk

🇱🇧🇮🇱 L'inquiétude règne à #Beyrouth depuis qu'#Israël a annoncé vouloir frapper la capitale #libanaise.