Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Weltlachtag". Da sollte ich mal etwas an meiner Comedy-Karriere arbeiten. Mit irgendwas muss ich ja mal Erfolg haben. Wünsche allen einen entspannten Sonntag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag der Papageien". Ich hätte auch gerne einen, dem ich das Sprechen beibringen kann. Habe aber Angst, das der mich dann vollquatscht und beleidigt. Ne, ich mag die. Hatte früher mal Wellensittiche. Wünsche allen einen entspannten Sonntag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Iss-was-Du-willst-Tag". Da bestelle ich mir gleich mal eine Pizza mit Nutella, Sardellen, viel Knoblauch und Sahne. Wünsche allen einen schönen Montag und einen guten Wochenstart 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag des Tanzes". Da mein mein Bein seit Wochen schmerzt, wackel ich dann nur etwas mit den Zehen, das muss reichen. Schließlich muss ich morgen Nacht noch in den Mai torkeln. Wünsche allen einen schönen Mittwoch 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Ehrentag der Fledermaus". Dann suche ich mal die nächste Höhle auf und bin gespannt, ob ich eine sehe. Also auf ins Batmobil ☝️ Wünsche allen einen schönen Freitag und später einen guten Start ins Wochenende 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Weltamateurfunktag". Ich war zwar nie Amateurfunker denn dazu musste musste man einen Kurs machen, aber als Teenager hatte ich eine CB-Funkstation. Das war damals unser soziales Netzwerk! Zeit, meinen Heimatplaneten zu kontaktieren. Schönen Samstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖🍀🐇🥚 Heute ist "Tag des Telefons". Das erinnert mich daran, an Ostern nach Hause zu telefonieren. Aber es gibt leider oft Verbindungsprobleme mit dem intergalaktischen Telefonnetz. Wünsche allen einen schönen Ostermontag und einen guten Wochenstart 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag des Backens". Natürlich war ich da schon fleißig und habe mir für den Sonntag ein knuspriges Schwarzbrot gebacken. Das passiert mir immer, wenn ich zu viel Mehl schnüffle. Wünsche allen einen entspannten Sonntag 🫶

Mahlzeit 🖖☕️ Ich konnte das hier nicht früher posten: Heute ist "Internationaler Tag der Stimme". Dann werde ich gleich mal unter der Dusche laut singen und hoffen, die Nachbarn rufen nicht wieder die Polizei, weil sie das für Todesschreie halten. Wünsche allen einen schönen Donnerstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welt-Whisky-Tag". Ich habe nur etwas Bier und eine Flasche Wodka, die seit über einem Jahr im Froster liegt. Mal sehen, was so aus dem SodaStream kommt denn wegen etwas Whisky möchte ich den Lieferdienst nicht behelligen. Schönen Samstag 🫶

#EastVillage: time for #Ukrainian #festival

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🐟💸FISH MONEY💸🐟 I voice both fish monster bounty hunting sisters, Girla and Milly, in the CalArts animated short film FISH MONEY by Gen Funes! All power, all chaos 😎🦈 Watch now on YouTube: youtu.be/BEYR3T2pH8k?...

Pope Leo XIV gave $100,000 to bring safe water to rural families in El Salvador. This is what it means to care for the most vulnerable among us. Stephany is in El Salvador, sharing how this gift is already changing lives. Now, you’re invited to join the Holy Father ➡️ brnw.ch/21x1RGq.

We were so glad to stand with Utah today to protest the data center planned for Box Elder county 🇺🇸 Join us in saying *NO* to the Box Elder data center! For actions you can take to push back, check out @bear_the_fight. For more us, check us out at utahoverpassaction.com #blueresisters #USProtests

RP• @deardeanpublishing Madam VP is absolutely right. #midterms #democrats #kamalaharris #republicans

A battle of the giants this week as we welcome two of our biggest vessels - @princesscruise.bsky.social Majestic and @msccruisesofficial.bsky.social Preziosa - on consecutive days, plus first calls of the season from a host of others. @visitbelfast.bsky.social Visit https://bit.ly/4kTti0O

"I didn’t know about the earliest origin of Memorial Day until I was a grown-ass man, and it’s because some folks didn’t want us to." - @cwebbonline.com

fucking craziest take on the space colony ark flashback in any official piece of sonic media. that's just facts, i'm afraid

Strikes that lit up The Final Day ⚡️ For the final time this season, enjoy the best goals of the Matchweek, presented by Guinness ⤵️

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗔𝗜 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝘂𝗿𝗯𝗮𝗻 𝗺𝗼𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆?🤖 This is the last post of our #CitiesInMotionVI campaign, and we explore #ArtificialIntelligence. We see #cities testing smart solutions, like Geo for Cities or digital Traffic Circulation Plans, while with #LIST we analyse the implications of #AI 🚦 🔗 buff.ly/8CQ9VwA

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At #MIGlobal Global Investors' Symposium in Hong Kong this week, our "Leading Through Volatility: Strategies for Agility and Resilience" panelists provided insights into the future of cities and talent. Watch all panel replays: milkeninstitute.org/events/globa...

@sherrydrauniam.bsky.social @listentothyself.bsky.social WELL, IT'S "NO MORE" THURSDAY ACROSS TRUMPFUCKISTAN AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #NoPedoPresidents #2026Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

Canadian #NDP leader, #AVILEWIS, interview with #Medhi about where Jews of conscience stand in North America. #cdnpoli #USpoli #canada #Israel

Another example of a Waymo robot forcing its way through multiple lanes of oncoming traffic to make a left turn into a corner parking lot instead of making a right turn the safe way. Melrose Ave at Vine, LA Not 'safety first' but prob not illegal, which could be Waymo's motto. OP: tiktok.artofpau

El Niño is back. Possibly the strongest in 140 years. On top of the hottest baseline ever recorded. The floor fossil fuels built doesn't take a season off. #ElNino #ClimateChange #Weather #Meteorologist #Science

I haven’t painted in at least 2 months so I decided to slap paint down and scribble to get back into the groove. #art

what such signs universe has given you 😏

If you’re feeling a bit down about the world right now, and could use some more positivity/optimism in your life, then this is likely to be worth your time: youtu.be/ZzOMmMFQZWs

Crazy assholes! — this is how President Zelenskyy commented on yesterday's russian attack on Kyiv and the region.

May 28, 2026 News Update with Cael Maslin - Watch CFTK-TV News weeknights at 5, 6, 6:30 & 11 pm. #TerraceBC, #northwestbc, #news, #Kitimat, #PrinceRupert, #Smithers, #BC, #BritishColumbia, #localnews, #cftktv

"There's 5 other names I've heard that I have been working on.." Elliotte Friedman on the latest with the #Canucks GM search. Full interview.. youtu.be/Vz94SrzqjLU

The good news is that Future? No Thanks! runs perfectly on Steam Deck. The bad news:

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It's Time for a Change in Texas Leadership. We know that big money tries to buy our politicians. It's amazing what a $3 million "donation" will get you. #goodwin4tx #candan #TurnTexasBlue

Consider yourself very lucky that you can't see us in the studio because you will either be horrified or aroused at an inappropriate degree. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Imagine getting into work and finding that one of the programmers on your game had made this! He was supposed to be implementing a system for players to save their games, but instead we got this. Please never change, Ross Lazerbeam.💖 #gamedev #indiedev #indiegames #animation #proceduralanimation

L'ouverture du détroit d'Ormuz par l'Iran devrait se commencer lentement, estime Francis Perrin, directeur de recherche à l’Institut de relations internationales et stratégiques à Paris. Analyse complète: youtu.be/76-jXmB9CDI

💚May is Aging Life Care Month & Older Americans Month💜 Dr. G at the Heart of Healthcare S4: Episode 5-What is Aging Life Care ™️? Guest ALCA President Nina Herndon , MAG, CMC, CLPF #EducateAndEmpower #PeaceOfMind #HealthcareRoadMap #AgeInBLISS #AgingLifeCareMonth @drmamakai.bsky.social

Anthropic Revolutionizing Creative Workflows with Claude

Nigel Farage recorded a paid endorsement for a Canadian neo-Nazi group. The Guardian has the footage. This is who he is when he thinks no one important is watching. #ReformUK #NigelFarage #Politics

Campo troupial bird endemic to Northeastern Brazil. Known for their striking sounds and mimicry.

A POWERFUL GEYSER ERUPTED IN THE BACKYARD OF A RESIDENTIAL HOME IN MICHOACAN (MEXICO, MAY 25, 2026)

"It's remarkable how creative Ukraine has been in terms of compensating in terms of technology and solutions for the lack of weapons. Tech drones is a good example where 70% of the Shahed drones are now being taken out by Ukrainian weapons, not Patriot missiles." 📹: DW

#WDEFNews12 Time Saver Traffic: Multi-Vehicle Crash reported Interstate 24 EB in Hamilton County - near MILE MARKER 179.2 EB right shoulder blocked. Site in clean-up mode. Backed up traffic will still be a problem.

Un espectacular registro, captado durante la mañana de este martes, muestra un gran grupo de delfines en la bahía de Valparaíso. Posteriormente, los ejemplares continuaron su recorrido desplazándose hacia Viña del Mar y Concón.

GB4, Saturday and Sunday 4a-8a CST. Let's finish the story. link in pro. #gamingwithgeekgeek #twitchtv #gundambreaker4 #gundamgame #gamingcommunity #GB4 #geekgeek #bandainamco #gundamcommunity #twitchstreamer #gundam #gunpla #gundammodelkit #customgunpla #sunrise #nintendo #twitch #nintendoswitch

Which seat are you choosing to watch the NCAA MBB Finals? 🤔

Η #Ελληνίδα #ιπτάμενη #πιανίστρια στο πιο #μυστηριώδες #μοναστήρι της #Ευρώπης The #Greek #flying #pianist in the most #mysterious #monastery in #Europe #τέχνη #μουσική #Ελλάδα #art #music #Greece #πιάνο #piano

MVP! MVP! 🥶 #CFC / #W7F

#cdrama #ASplendidMatch Episode 34 The pacing of the angst arc and the resolution couldnt have been better... #CiSha excells portraying this mix of absolutely lost for her, broken without her and sexy at the same time. How they depict #RenMin doesn't need him, stays with him for love & love only

Help me out here birdwatchers. These are newcomers to my feeder. They look like Pygmy nuthatches BUT they are not in the right place. I’ll attach a map. Can anyone confirm these are Pygmy nuthatches? #birds #birding #nature #backyardBirding #birdwatching 1/2

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It is a nasty boot, tho! 🤭

#Trump #Maga #trending #viral #fyp #political #democrats #republicans #liberals #conservatives #news

Sen. Hassan: "Mr. Secretary, how does the president's requested billion-dollar ballroom or all of these other vanity products lower costs for American families or help constrain spending?" Bessent: "…It is a national security matter." Sen. Hassan: "That's ridiculous, and I think you know it."

Swedish 🇸🇪 Navy has similar ideas Live-fire torpedoes from an unmanned combat boat #CB90 The purpose is to evaluate the torpedo against enemy surface combatants as a possible weapon for Amphibian Battalion 2030. The torpedo firing is conducted together with FMV, FOI, and Saab.