You’re not old. You’ve just reached the “captions are superior technology” phase of life.

I set the scene… delivered the line… handed him the moment on a silver platter… and he dropped it like it was a group project he didn’t sign up for. now I gotta go process this betrayal like it’s 1995 all over again.

Sorry, what were you saying? My intrusive thoughts gremlin was pitching terrible ideas again.

not me fighting for my life in a customer service menu like it’s a final boss battle just let me speak to a HUMAN

No lemons. Just trauma and a short fuse.

Peace is the priority. Titles don’t exempt you.

Don’t forget to set your clocks forward tonight… from seasonal depression to regular depression with longer business hours.

Missouri weather: summer …tornado …winter in 24 hours. Allergies included. Financial stability not included.

I’m not forgetful. My brain just likes hide-and-seek and I’m losing.

Girls gone wild party. Women gone wild leave evidence that somehow points back to you.

My Revised Best Picture selection! See what I picked as the best film of 2019. Find the page on all social media platforms (RevAlmanac) so you can get your vote cast in multiple locations. #movies #filmsky

Feet hibernate all winter. Then you ask them to run. Sports physical therapist Zuzana Rogers at Runners Edge Alaska shows an easy progression exercise to avoid injury. Read the full story at alaskapublic.org/survivalkit. ✍️ Annie Feidt/AKPM 📹 Annie Feidt, Matt Faubion & Courtny Brooks/AKPM

Israel is facing economic decline, issues that aren’t being openly discussed in mainstream media.

SKI: The Greatest Ski Tour of All Time plays tonight at 7pm and Sat. at 4pm as part of Sons of Norway’s Nordic Film Series. Skier and filmmaker Nikolai Schirmer discovers his reclusive childhood friend is embarking on a ski tour like nothing done before, and that he’s not planning to tell a soul.

🔴 The Warmonger, even after creating so much current CHAOS around the globe, now has his eyes locked on Cuba. There is nobody who can make an AUTHENTIC deal with such an irrational profligate. He operates on the lunatic fringe.

Swing of the Valkyries - Swing, dash, and dodge through bullet storms in this 3D bullet hell platformer. Trailer: https://keymailer.co/SwingOfTheValkyriesTrailer Creator: https://keymailer.co/SwingOfTheValkyries Press: https://game.press/SwingOfTheValkyries #SunseekerGames #SwingOfTheValkyries

"SHIFTERS 01: Survival is not Optional." by Kal Fulsom books2read.com/SHIFTERS-01 A thrilling, disturbing, thought-provoking, witty, and innovative first installment of this controversial and mind-boggling series.

RFK Jr. wants us to believe autism is on the rise, when what's actually changed is our understanding and tracking of it. He would know the difference if he had any background in medicine or science. And no, feeding mice to your pet falcon doesn't count.

shucka shucka shucka shucka shucka he go!!!

Are you interested in the work we do? Read our annual report which looks back at the 2024-25 academic year: qualifications.wales/news-views/o... #Education #EduSky #Wales

America has survived bad policies before. What it can't survive is undermining the Constitution, the rules, and the institutions that hold democracy together. That's the real danger, and that's why defending liberal democracy comes before any policy disagreements.

OG Mailbag: Canes vs. NHL history | Private equity's enshittification of youth sports | NCAA Tournament expansion symptom of larger problems linktr.ee/ogtriangleme...

BAD NEWS ! Trump, in collution with Todd Blanche, is trying to rip us off behind our backs. We all must know about this !! Watch 👇🏻 #TrumpsSettlementWithTheDoJ

KING WAS SO ZOOTED ON COCAIN HE DIDN'T REMEMBER WRITING CUJO!! @haitch.bsky.social @goldman.blue

"The genocide left catastrophic destruction across the Gaza Strip, with nearly 90 percent of the civilian infrastructure reduced to rubble, including homes, schools, hospitals, and essential public services."

I'm Your Huckleberry Exotic Snacks Indy available now on Cole TV youtu.be/nyizjcU_wcM?... #coletv #imyourhuckleberry #foodie #foodtry #mukbang

Taking requests! What do you want to hear next? Comment below! House of the Rising Sun has become one of our signature pieces and will always have a special place in our hearts. If you’ve been with us for a while, you probably know our version well.

***The Following Contains Explicit Language and Adult Content*** Kingdom Hearts Memories & Nightmare Before Christmas Traditions Segment is from AJ OUM Episode 353 For ALL THINGS OUM: Click here: www.linktr.ee/ajoum #AJOrsini #DeceiveDave #OUM #NightmareBeforeChristmas

Who else struggles with dyslexia? I know I do 🤚🏾Thank for GOD audiobooks. #dyslexic #dyslexia #comics #artcomedy #arthumor

Um die Worte des Bundeskanzlers (von 2022) aufzugreifen: Die #Bundesregierung präsentierte nach dem letzten Wochenende in der #VillaBorsig ein „Flickwerk“, bestehend aus der zweiten Auflage des #Tankrabatt, zusätzlich zur kontraregulativen #Spritpreisbremse, und einer #Entlastungsprämie, einer ⬇️

Kevin McGonigle homers on the first pitch of the game

Trump to the crowd as a protestor is dragged out: Don't hurt him! Don't hurt him! I say that only for legal reasons.

La Fiesta del cordero, una tradición cultural palestina, incluye actividades que involucran el manejo de animales.

#homecookedmeals #dinner #foodsky Today I'm making a T-Bone steak🥩 with baked potatoes, 🥔 corn on the cob🌽and broccoli 🥦

I’ll be honest, I don’t get the outrage here, the World Cup is about to start, clearly he’s not going anywhere until it’s over, if he had a meeting before the players got to camp who cares? Bora Milutinovic left after the ’94 cup, it’s what foreign coaches do.

Wistikles | Canada Work Authorization Update (Effective April 1,2026) International students in Canada no longer need a separate co-op work permit for internships or work placements that are part of their study program They can use their study permit, making the process simpler and faster #wistikles

On the way to the home of Mr. Deepfakes #Pinks

Well educated ... but unemployed? 👉 https://gres.hm/out-reach Prof Professor Daniel Susskind* explores frictional tech unemployment: work exists, but people can’t access it—skills gaps, location, and identity mismatches. *also of ‪King's College London‬

5 days. The woods open May 2nd. 🍄✨ Something is coming, Mosslings.

Demolition has begun on a 526 sq m Meath house that was built without planning permission. A digger arrived at the property shortly before 6am this morning as the demolition project continues into its second day. Full story: www.independent.ie/irish-news/c...

#AiCommunity #aivideo #CreativeAi If you don’t laugh...

America's trans narrative is rooted in America's history of racial hatred #blackhistorymonth #transrightsarehumanrights

"A whole civilization will die tonight." - Donald Trump Trump is escalating. Hegseth is giving illegal orders. Rep. Ansari is filing impeachment articles TODAY. Call your rep. Demand support. We will not be silent.

hey guys! i have a new dance to show you. do you like it? ☺ #girl #model #girlfriend #leggings

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Matt Turner returned to the Revs with 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐚𝐥 🇺🇸 𝘛𝘶𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘍𝘖𝘟 𝘢𝘵 3𝘗𝘔 𝘌𝘛 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘚𝘔𝘕𝘛 𝘍𝘐𝘍𝘈 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘢𝘭

They told us dandelions were weeds & leaves were yard waste. Cut, & chemically suppressed. Leaves feed the soil. Nature has been (trying to) quietly fertilize soil, protect pollinators, & grow plant medicine the entire time. 🌼 #Dandelion #DandelionRoot #PlantMedicine #CancerResearch #DrSebi

Kim Johnson made a song called Seu Olhar (Sonando Mix)! Amazon:  amzn.to/3zuhJ7U YouTube: youtu.be/fTOO3i3HQ48 Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/6XlGw2... Follow @kimjohnson562.bsky.social for more!

rat by penelope scott in an alternate universe

Want to explore the corners of Mount Kami you rushed past on your way to the summit — or tackle the climb with Marco? Cairn's Free Roam mode coming this summer is for you!

Here’s tRump’s health plan finally revealed. #trump #MAGA #MAGAMorons #healthcare #belairviv

Scott Pelley confronts Bari Weiss

Hungary's PM: We won't veto just to veto For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

The gal to say this while the GOP systematically strips trans people of rights and healthcare, with the end goal our eradication-(cpac 2024) "'school choice' is the civil rights issue of the 21st century" - Ted Cruz on the Senate Floor Hypocrisy knows not the lands of the GOP, they feel no shame

Gaming History for May 8th - Undivine!

El último informe de la Comisión Nacional de los Mercados y la Competencia concluye que pasar por lo aeropuertos debe ser más barato.

Have your family, friends & neighbors heard what's going on with #ICELawlessness? Have they heard about the abuse? Has your pastor, rabbi, or priest? What are they saying about it? You can make a difference by making sure people know what's happening. Silence is complicity. Speak out!

#dua lipa #callum turner #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/b0ynnycl

⚾💥 07 July 2024 💥⚾ Game: Regular Season Pitcher: José Berríos (R) - Toronto Blue Jays Batter: Jorge Polanco (L) - Seattle Mariners The Play: 1-1, 2 outs, bottom of 6th, Mariners up 4-1 The Pitch: 81.9 mph slurve Final: Blue Jays won 5-4 in 10 innings