Hearting your own texts mid argument is the digital version of clapping for yourself while someone’s still talking.

Welcome to the Midwest where you wake up freezing, defrost by 10, start sweating by 2, and by 5pm your body has no idea what season it's in.

Happy 4/20. Go outside, enjoy yourself, laugh too hard at nothing, stare at nature like it owes you answers, and come back feeling spiritually confused but relaxed.

One thing about me: it can be 90° outside and I’ll still be under a blanket like I’m protecting myself from life, not the temperature.

Objective: To determine whether relocation to a vacation setting reduces baseline bitchiness. Methods: Subject transported to various locales with sunny climates, tropical drinks, and minimal responsibilities. Behavioral observations recorded. Results: Bitchiness slightly reduced in specific geogr

POV: life keeps hitting you with thunderstorms, emotional damage, unpaid bills, and one mildly inconvenient text… but you channel the energy of the Itsy Bitsy Spider and crawl back up the spout out of pure spite. Lock in. Keep climbing.

Women can achieve anything in the world except consistent vitamins D Iron and B12 levels.

The math is mathing and I don’t like it.

Missouri weather: summer …tornado …winter in 24 hours. Allergies included. Financial stability not included.

Top 10 Business headlines 🙄 1. China’s Xi meets Putin, warns of return to 'law of the jungle' 2. US Pauses Visa Processing For 75 Countries; Pakistan, Bangladesh, Iran Read More 🚀 - seefinish.com/business/ 🎁 Shop @ ZUMAFIND.COM 🇳🇬 #ai #us #iran #trump #ceo #oil

G🌻🌻D Day to you. 𝙽𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝚁𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚁𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚒𝚝. 𝙰𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚋𝚊𝚝 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎. 𝙹𝚘𝚒𝚗 𝚞𝚜 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚝𝚝𝚙𝚜://𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍.𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔.𝚌𝚘𝚖 #𝚂𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚝𝚑𝚎𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚁𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚋𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚝. ♻️ 𝚁𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚎𝚁𝚎𝚌𝚢𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚁𝚎𝚞𝚜𝚎 #𝙳𝚘𝙾𝚗𝚎𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙱𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝙳.𝙾.𝚃. 🟢𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚌𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙼𝚊𝚙. 🌏🌍🌎 #SustainableLiving #GoGreen

Screen writing script works great👍 This is why I wanted some of the extra stuff back in. This is way more interesting than just hitting a button in another room to open a door 😆 I moved the screen over to the prior room just to show it #pixelart #indiegames #indiedev

A must read book for those who are in search of truth and God. . Available at www.thereligionofgod.com . . #Book #BookLovers #Reality #truth #God #Allah #Spirituality #love #Iran #IranWar #India #Bangladesh #Pakistan #Turkey

Now streaming the development of my Colony Sim + RPG game! ⚒️🤖⚔️ Will be programming more small quality of life features and area related mechanics today! Come join me! www.twitch.tv/sorcerystory #gamedev #indiedev #godotengine

I first heard "Streets of Minneapolis" at a protest on Nicollet Avenue on the day the song came out, blaring from a car with its windows down (despite the frigid cold) to play it for all of us. It was equally chilling to hear Springsteen sing it at MSG last night. (1/2)

Majority of UCP voters support independence: poll Not think about it. Not flirt with it. They would vote to leave. That is not fringe. That is the base. Take a look: https://rebelne.ws/3OW4TwL

Greatest Music Genius Prince!

Struggling to sleep it's 1:37am so watching Sidemen playing Among us while chilling on Animal Crossing. It's so funny 😂 #Sidemen

I will fight for single-payer healthcare until we get it — while its strongest opponents are maxing out to Xavier Becerra.

Gaza be child, dream. Let me be a child, a human, a dreamer, a camp-breaker.. A dance routine #Gaza #Be #child #dream

Should have let me rain Hell down on his parade truly.

Nordic Dreamcatcher Tapestry 🌙✨ Cozy, chic wall art for bedrooms & living rooms — handwoven & stylish! 👉 tinyurl.com/DecorativeTa... #NordicDecor #WallArt #RoomDecor #Dreamcatcher #BohoHome

Donald Trump doing a 5 mile hike? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Really?

Infinity stones anyone? Also, I’m pretty sure I could lift that hammer. Probably not the real Mjolnir, but that version is made of plastic and I’m feeling lucky. 🔨 ⚡️

The one thing Doug Ford has been consistent about is his love of jets. That’s for sure. But he’s provided no evidence that what he’s pushing through at Toronto’s waterfront actually makes sense.

ABS confirmed in #Cardinals at #Brewers (Top 2). Milwaukee Brewers challenged the ball call on Kyle Harrison's pitch to Bryan Torres. Ball confirmed. HP: Adam Hamari | Upheld 50.0% (24/48). Later: Bryan Torres grounds out, third baseman Luis Rengifo to first baseman Jake Bauers.

Ana Kasparian points out that Democratic Senators Rosen ($7.6M), Schumer ($6.4M), and Cortez Masto ($3.2M) voted against blocking military sales. She demonstrates that the financial influence of donor groups is the primary driver of 2026 foreign policy. 📉⚖️

For Rachel and Jon Goldberg-Polin, wearing the number of days since the war started is a moral duty.

Becerra or Steyer? asif.tv "California sets the tone for the rest of the country and the 2026 gubernatorial race is starting to heat up. Many progressives in California are still deciding between @xavierbecerra.bsky.social & @tomsteyerhq.bsky.social Becerra🌈 www.instagram.com/reel/DYs-Kvs...

Trumpstein - Project 2025, removing voter rights, next they want to remove our citizenship - it has ALWAYS been about race...

Repeat after me - we can't drill, pipe, or log our way out of this crisis. No time to wait. #ActOnClimate #climate #climatemergency #gorenewable

Our planet is sending signals. Heatwaves, droughts and floods. But other signals are rising too. With 7 to go until #WorldEnvironmentDay, momentum is building across communities, cities and countries. Be part of it: https://www.worldenvironmentday.global #NowForClimate #WorldEnvironmentDay

What you doing when it’s hot out? Me:

This country belongs to the people. No kings. No exceptions. March 28 • 10AM • Idaho State Capitol

Brooke Rollins stripped food benefits from 4.3 million people and told Congress she doesn’t have exact data on what happened to them. The One Big Beautiful Bill cut $186 billion from SNAP and added paperwork requirements that end benefits if you miss a deadline. She guessed it was probably fine.

A little diversion from trumpland singing a golden oldie. Happy Thursday Resistors 🇺🇸💙! #music #musicsky #sing

Star Trek TOS thermochromic mugs [📹 physicsfun]

"Dismantling #USAID is a callous, destructive political power play that will have deadly consequences for millions of people." - @oxfamamerica.bsky.social's CEO, when asked about the Trump administration's decision to undercut USAID.

‘israeli’ massacres across multiple Lebanese regions, including the capital Beirut, Mount Lebanon, the South, and the Bekaa today as ‘israel’ violates the 2 week regional cease fire agreed upon by the United States. #EndTheInjustice @EyeonPalestine | @EyeOnLlebanon

“No todas las distancias consiguen separar lo que fue verdadero.” 🌙 BAJO EL MISMO CIELO F.C.Miranda ✨ Próximamente en plataformas musicales. #BajoElMismoCielo #Música #Poesía

This week: U.S. Representative Terri Sewell, D-Alabama, on Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer's leadership and Senate Democrats' cave. youtu.be/1MOoe7JmdPY?... #alpolitics #shutdown #affordablecareact

So much winning. Most winning ever. "Sir- please stop with the winning".

Documentary Film Struggles_ Funding & Streamer Challenges. Producer Director PARIS BARCLAY discusses the new feature doc "BILLY PRESTON: THAT'S THE WAY GOD PLANNED IT" Full Interview: https://www.westdoconline.com/post/documentary-billy-preston-that-s-the-way-god-planned-it

Johnny Mack Brown was a star on the screen and on the football field. Hear the full story of this Dothan legend on "It Came from the Archives," available wherever you get your podcasts. buff.ly/747lZks

Steyer's position on public transport despite him being a 'climate activist' and against the fossil fuel industry. Tumbleweeds 💨

Be the lighthouse. The world needs you.

📍Tawila has become a refuge for thousands of families who have fled fighting in Sudan. But safety does not mean security, WFP's Carl Skau explains. WFP is delivering essential food and nutrition support. ⚠️ But without sufficient funding, that lifeline is at risk.

Join us this evening from 6-8pm to view some great student artwork in the Rick Woods Lobby Art Gallery. Many of the artists will be here to discuss their works and light snacks will be provided! #cpactn #TTUStudentart #ReceptionTonight

Welsh Labour will build a fair future for Wales.

What Reform and the Conservatives won't say about expanding North Sea oil and gas: it won't make bills in the UK a penny cheaper! A diverse mix of UK-produced green energy is how we lower people's bills and provide the true energy security we need.

I am a very serious economist with very serious thoughts about the future of the United States.

Well well well, #gamer fam Funny seeing you here! The heckin' weekend! Come join @brainglobule.bsky.social @meggeys @rainbowcatmom.bsky.social @cicizume.bsky.social and ya boy in #LethalCompany Time for SWITCH UP SATURDAYS! twitch.tv/awingedshield See you soon! #Eldenwood #VTuber #ENVTuber #neko

Promo Clip: Minute Maid All Natural Fruit Punch Commercial Recorded June 02, 2001 on Cartoon Network in Minneapolis, MN #advertisement #commercial #beverage #MinuteMaid #MinuteMaidCoolers #AllNatural #FruitPunch #BugsBunnyMarathon #promo #party #balloons

A UN worker outside McGill University expresses his frustration at the Montreal police & security over their attitude to a pro-Palestine protest

A BRAND NEW episode of #HIGNFYE with Anthony Atamanuik just dropped! Give it a listen. Don’t miss an episode! Follow us on Apple, Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Even better watch the vodcast on Spotify or on the Have I Got News For You YouTube channel.

Israel committed a masacre in Gaza during the night. The genocide continues.

After a series of power outages, a partial blackout has been reported in several cities in the occupied Donetsk region. It is likely that a substation is on fire. #russianLosses #UkraineNews

Bad Bunny wins Musica Urbana Grammy then makes the speech of the century 🇵🇷#badbunny #puertorico #boricua

Frente da loja da Calvin Klein em Harajuku, no Japão 🇯🇵 — O evento iniciará em breve! #JUNGKOOKxCALVINKLEIN