Them: “Wow… you’re glowing.” Me: “Thanks. It’s the perimenopause, insomnia, and low grade feminine rage. Nature’s highlighter.”

Born and raised in the era of ‘don’t touch the good towels,’ now parenting kids who treat the house like a jungle gym. Send help, I can hear three different tvs right now.

Sorry, what were you saying? My intrusive thoughts gremlin was pitching terrible ideas again.

Protecting your peace during the holidays means realizing everybody doesn’t deserve access just because y’all share blood. Boundaries apply year round, not just when the table is set.

“There are no stupid questions.” Respectfully people without kids have never been interrogated by a tiny human with unlimited curiosity and zero common sense.

Moms don’t need unsolicited advice we’ve got enough voices in our heads already. But unsolicited praise? Yeah… we’ll take that all day. Because sometimes, in the middle of the chaos and second guessing and “am I messing this up?” it’s just really nice to hear we’re doing a good job.

My road rage is so bad I don’t want to fight people anymore… I just want temporary access to their car speakers for constructive criticism. “Congrats on cutting me off, Jessica. Your exit was three miles ago.”

There's power in being able to reject what disturbs your peace without becoming disturbed yourselt. Honestly? "Happy bitch" sounds less like an insult and more like a title.

Bills are paid. Responsibilities handled. Time to absolutely destroy this plate like I’ve never known peace.

Typing my email on the TV like I’m defusing a bomb with a potato. One wrong click and now I’m back at “A” rethinking every life decision that led me here.

MAGA TikTok Influencer Josh Hefner Arrested at Elementary School on Child Abuse Material Charges kmph.com/news/local/m...

Posted 20 hrs ago "_paperplanet_: A call has the power to save a life & this is especially true for queer #kids. Trump cut that line, then erased every mention of #trans and #queer people from 360 #government records. Through this hotline trained counselors, picked up the phone..." Thread 2 👇

One man can make a difference in a universe gone wrong… Available on #Amazon and #Kindle Now Comes Grim amazon.com/dp/B0CLZ4ZHLJ Whispers of Power a.co/d/iQQnejO Wolves Among Prey amzn.to/46Y0gJ1 #scifi #fantasy #thriller

The current leader of the Kuomintang party (KMT), Taiwan's current opposition party, Cheng Li-wun, raises a good point as to why Taiwan’s wellbeing is not in the interest of the US, and why she’s currently pushing for peaceful relations with China. She's currently on a visit to China.

4 days until demonschool... that's the death number store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/... store.playstation.com/en-us/concep... www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

📣 BREAKING: overnight Trump bombed Venezuela and his captured Venezuelan president and his wife. Talk about the ultimate distraction from Trump's prominence in the Epstein files. #TrumpWar #WhereIsCongress #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpDeclaresWar OG @ lilnickmuller

nah Styles A LOT caught #theNotoriousBIG wilding on the ‘ #KNICKS must have been rained out or something’ talk 🎶😏 #KnicksSky #KnicksBlueSkies

Turns out that Americans get really, really, REALLY excited about good government, taxing the rich, and balanced budgets. Who’da thunk it?

You ready? #BoomerSooner

Discover how Avid and Intel are partnering to maximise DNx performance at every stage of the workflow—Watch or listen to Making the Media ▶️ avid.co/V5G750YJPug #intel #dnx #editing #mediacomposer #media #broadcast #postproduction #technology #podcast #makingthemedia #avid

You don't always have to start a movement, there's usually someone already doing what you want to do. Join them. #ontario #onpoli #osap #frankdomenic🍁

Following the shooting at a San Diego mosque, a teacher’s assistant who was in the classroom with students reflects on how they responded in the moment and the bravery they showed.

Holocaust?! Zionist packt aus über Holocaust 6 Millionen? #realtalk #deutschland #wahrheit #menschlichkeit #gerechtigkeit

Bengal BJP leader Suvendu Adhikari has claimed his aide - Chandranath Rath, who was shot dead near his home in North 24 Parganas' Madhyamgram - was killed because he defeated Trinamool leader Mamata Banerjee in the Bhabanipur election.

Join us for Turnout Tuesday — this time with karaoke. 🎤✨ Because building a campaign should feel like building community. 📅 Tuesday, 5/26 🕠 5:30–7:30pm 📍 Baby Grand Flatiron, 29 W. 17th St. Bring a friend, meet the team, sing badly for democracy.

This indie developer is making a gameboy era turn based RPG that looks on point! It's called TORR, will you play this? tohomoko.carrd.co

Jeff Carroll explains why fiction, imagination, and speculative storytelling can be used to explore real-world problems through indie comics and science fiction. #indiecomics #sciencefiction #speculativefiction #usdnpodcast

Your trailblazing spirit is your gift to the world. 🚶‍♀️ Blaze your own path, and someone else may follow with gratitude. Where in your life are you ready to step off the beaten path? 🌳 Join us in the MMJS membership to manifest your dreams together: check our bio-link ✨ #Inspire #Community #Em

Former pro softball player turned analyst Haylie McCleney Hanson shares some predictions ahead of this weekend’s Regionals and the upcoming Women’s College World Series. Full ep: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g... Watch the full interview on the iHeart Women’s Sports YouTube channel later today.

✨ Enter Aan’sao’gal: where magic, mystery, and war collide. 📖 Read the series: authorcdarney.com 💙📚 #authorcdarney #thechroniclesofthetroop #thebookofghaan #booktok #fantasybook #authorlife #currentlyreading #booktokrecs #bookseries #indieauthorsoftiktok #fantasybookrecs

Tyre under heavy Israeli bombardment, with multiple waves of strikes hammering targets across southern Lebanon🇵🇸😢🇱🇧

President Trump's Federal Takover of the DC Police Dept. continues into its 9th day. Today at Union Station, VP JD Vance and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth show their appreciation for the national guard troops who are in the district.

An indie game where you take simultaneous turns in co-op tactics. - Lead three mechanics through battles - Pick new gear between missions - Solve jobs for station factions Try the demo: playtester.io/heavy-duty-inc by @oneeyedvillains.bsky.social #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame

Dispatch is a single-player game, despite how hard @pierreth.bsky.social and @swifty.wtf are trying

Remember when Nazism in Ukraine was dismissed as "Russian propaganda," @nytimes.com turns itself into a pretzel trying to whitewash 🇺🇦 state funeral of WW2 Nazi collaborator Andriy Melnyk. The headline? "In Ukraine, a Divisive 20th-Century Hero Comes Home" threadreaderapp.com/thread/20590... 👈

Episode 91 - Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony Breaks Viewership Records! #olympics #winterolympics #openingceremony Thanks for check out my Short. If you're looking for a deeper dive check out my long-form videos on YouTube: www.youtube.com/@TheBusiness... #business #businessnews #tbbtn #youtube

#photography Wade Salvage sight of Amazon show #FallOut last weekend scenery hosted by group Pros & Cons

A closer look at the future of motion technology at HIWIN Corporation. Proud to see companies like HIWIN leading innovation and manufacturing right here in Illinois.

The 783rd Brigade of the Special Transport Service has released photos showing the construction of a section of the 'New Donbas' defensive line From left to right, the layout is: barbed wire (2 rows); anti-tank ditch; dragon’s teeth (3 rows);

Who are you thankful to be free of? #scotfree #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

RoBuild is set to revolutionize the construction industry by providing cutting-edge robotic solutions that enhance efficiency, accuracy, and productivity - www.robuild.xyz #tech #technews #ai

40,000 Samsung workers in South Korea call for higher wages to better reflect the massive profits made by Samsung

So basically she made a donation to the Trump Company because that's where that money is going anyway. That's y'all Queen tho....

Which faction groups do we wish we could revisit in World of Warcraft? Just kinda see what they've been up to since we... kinda left them hanging at the end of their respective expansions? While there are like 27 different ones we would love to see, Lore Watch cohosts Matt and Eric have suggestions.

Weirdly I feel like all of this happening sans Mom has actually helped me move past her death (Not entirely, that's impossible) in some ways, in an 'I will survive' sort of way. BUT WEIRDLY mowtown music used to roll a 30% to make me tear up, n-now it's at like a 45% and I don't know why.

#aboutlastnight

So everyone gets a Dalet! AND IRUMA GETS A HÉ?! #WelcometoDemonSchoolIrumakun @laurastahl.bsky.social @senabryer.com @thedonutgremlin.bsky.social @khoidaooo.bsky.social @itsxanthor.bsky.social @ryancoltlevy.bsky.social @brandonjaytheva.bsky.social @lavienrosevoice.bsky.social

“Voluntarily closed case to avoid scrutiny into collusion” The colluding betwixt former attorney Todd “I love you Sir” Blanche & client POTUS IRS Scott Bassent colluded with AAG “I love you Sir” Blanche Admin was settling w/ self as he said (admitting intent to collude) Omnipresent collusiveness

AI Isn't Just for Computer Scientists. Speaking on NDTV, Dr.Premachandra Sagar, our Pro Chancellor, explains why DSU is opening up its AI infrastructure across every discipline - medicine, management, design, architecture, and beyond.

Is Messi to blame for Inter Miami coaches leaving? 🤔 APPLE: tinyurl.com/2bdd722r SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/muv4s7wr YOUTUBE: youtu.be/WN6WEBRh3sM

Demain, 10h, le petit déjeuner rôliste fort en chocolat en direct ! - les traditionnelles news (FIJ, jeux...) - La création de personnage pour Vileborn - Votre ressenti autour des associations www.twitch.tv/dice_story #jdr #jeuderole #twitch

You gotta always protect the McNuggets 😂😭 #InThePaintCrew Follow @InThePaintCrew for more 🏀 #nba #nbaplayoffs #basketball #NBAonTNT #michaeljordan #nbamemes #nbafinals #ballislife #nbahighlights #nbaonespn #nbatv #nbaallstar #nbafunny #nbabasketball #NBANews #shaqtin #shaqtinafool #lebron

What's happening in Palestine's West Bank, and why is it in the news? Between January 2025 and May 2026, at least one Palestinian child has been killed, on average, every week, in the West Bank. UNICEF is supporting children and families now.

Going to be a great week, & got my 440th minion! #ffxiv #ff14 #finalfantasy14 #finalfantasyxiv www.tiktok.com/t/ZThvDCTyH/

Découvrez pourquoi les concentrations en oxygène dans l’estuaire et le golfe du Saint-Laurent chutent plus rapidement que prévu. @uqar.bsky.social propulsé par le @fondsrechercheqc.bsky.social. ➡️https://www.scientifique-en-chef.gouv.qc.ca/impact-recherche/des-especes-marines-a-bout-de-souffle

👏The kind of leadership the food system needs 🎧Listen in full here: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... 🚨More on what people want from food: ffcc.co.uk/food-strategy

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If your job ad lacks a purpose statement, are you hiring or guessing? #Recruiting #JobClarity This week's episode is on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favourite podcast app: buff.ly/BRdAIcY

From the archives... Will Ospreay, Lio Rush and Ryan Smile (RIP ❤️) dancing to Uptown Funk @claudiatakesoup.bsky.social #AEW

are we ready to be happy?