Perimenopause got me standing there like I’m listening, but all I hear is unpaid bills and Charlie Brown adults

Energy level: aggressive exhaustion

Them: “Wow… you’re glowing.” Me: “Thanks. It’s the perimenopause, insomnia, and low grade feminine rage. Nature’s highlighter.”

I love how subtitles tell you what song and version is playing like you’re truly deaf… and somehow supposed to know what that means.

Dessert deviled eggs if you will. First attempt that’s why I used red velvet. I’ll be using white cake for next weekend.

Sorry, what were you saying? My intrusive thoughts gremlin was pitching terrible ideas again.

Typing my email on the TV like I’m defusing a bomb with a potato. One wrong click and now I’m back at “A” rethinking every life decision that led me here.

Protecting your peace during the holidays means realizing everybody doesn’t deserve access just because y’all share blood. Boundaries apply year round, not just when the table is set.

The quiet life was never the problem. We were just taught to believe it was. Turns out peace doesn’t sell nearly as well as hustle.

I choose chaos in small, inconvenient ways. It’s the long game for me….

Chris Russo admits he slept through the entire Knicks-Cavs game after taking two Valium. "I had to watch the highlights! That's a terrible job on my part!"

History Can🚫Be Changed by lying about the actual facts. #Pro-netanyahuRegiemVotes By controlling what you See&When you see it their propaganda makes you think the world's Flat&That nothing can be trusted All∵Your parents lied to you. Grow the Fuck-Up&Vote Progressive idiots. 🗡️👨🏽‍💻🛡️🌺🐝🎼⚛️❤️‍🔥✡️🌟🦁✝️☪️🐦‍🔥🕉️⚖️🩵🌊🗽🪃🧲

Every plant in every garden makes a difference, every farm makes a difference, you can make a difference. Thank you for supporting small businesses; your choices matter. BTW, Epstein. #farmlife #familyfarm #garden

“Someone better shut this f***ing kid up” Lee Lawrence remembers the day when he was just 11 and police raided the wrong home — and shot his mother, Cherry Groce, right in front of him Watch The Crime Agents 🫆 on @globalplayer.com 🎧 #Brixton #riot #CherryGroce

Trump does not simply like dictators. He likes the performance of unchecked authority. He admires leaders who appear immune to accountability, who command choreographed displays of loyalty, and who don’t have to bargain with legislatures, courts, journalists, protesters, or voters.

🎙️ TSS World Cup Live! 📅 Thursday June 11th, 8pm 🏟️ El Rey Theatre, LA 🎟️ $25 (+ fees) Get tickets ➡️ tssworldcup.com

Chrome: Wie privat ist die lokale KI in Googles Browser? | heise online https://heise.de/-11290687 #Webbrowser #Browser #Chrome #KI

You may never get the blinking neon sign.  But you do have enough information to take one honest step. There’s research behind your mental exhaustion: The Zeigarnik Effect. It says unfinished tasks and unmade decisions stay "active" in your mind.

This is what progress looks like when it reaches a real person.

Who says old isn’t gold; it really is. This clip from ‘spitting image’ is gold and was aired in 1989.

Who needs boiled water RIGHT NOW? I hear it's good for ramen. #products #waterkettle

The Democratic Party is playing with fire, seeking to alienate its 2 strongest dependable voting bloc’s with Jewish people counting fo nearly half the party’s donations. Google it if you need to. @kenmartin.bsky.social needs to correct course now.

#FriedrichMerz hat sich auf dem Politischen Aschermittwoch der #CDU für Klarnamen im Internet ausgesprochen. Auf diesem Account steht dann demnächst Clemens Katzenkiller anstelle von #dogswithcarrots. Is für mich auch okay. #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

The indignity..smiling faces the IDF..keep saying the most moral is a fucking joke they are barbarians

More proof of Staged Event for Trumpstein

Eric Trump's bitcoin business has been selling investors a fantasy. Full story here: www.forbes.com/sites/danale...

We welcomed you back to Glasgow Central station 🎉 The railway between Wolverhampton and Stafford reopened after major repairs 🛠️ A world first as we develop quantum navigation technology 🧑‍💻 It's #WeekOnTheNetwork 🎬

This weather is awful! What a great idea it is to warm up with some bourbon 🥃. Find it here: tinyurl.com/yrzvky4m @greenriverdistillingco #bourbon #bourbonlover #bourbons #kentuckybourbon #jersey #jerseyshore #njbourbontrail

COOL LESBIAN w/ @thefishnibbler

Imagina se ele faz isso na urna também? 🤣🤣

Datavault AI Closes $60M common stock offering

Ik Kil Cenote, a popular natural swimming hole located in the Yucatán Peninsula of Mexico, 🇲🇽 near the Chichén Itzá archaeological site

Sen. Harckham’s Statement on ICE. (1/3)

"I think his communication IQ has improved over time. This season in particular has impressed upon me how he manages to be very expressive, not shy with his opinion, but also totally in control." 👌 Amy Lawrence on Mikel Arteta's evolution as Arsenal boss 🔥

I had another close-encounter with a heron leaving the allotments this evening. Unfortunately, I had just spent 20 mins using an electric strimmer, so my hands were still shaking from the vibration. Still, it's always exciting to see! #greyheron #heron #birdsoftheworld | #kent #england

Recovery After Bariatric Surgery: Why Rest Matters Recovery time varies, but modern bariatric surgery allows light activity within hours and discharge in 1-2 days. Dr. Manish Khaitan stresses that adequate rest is crucial for smooth healing. Follow your surgeon’s advice for the best recovery.

Let me be the first to congratulate the Seattle Mariners on their 15th win of the season!!

Opinion: Once again Trump is seen as making decisions that directly benefit Putin, and put our Allies and the USA at a strategic disadvantage. #Trump #Putin #Europe @volteuropa.org

👀 Did you know? 🌍⚽ Every purchase from the Official UEFA Champions League Superstore helps make an impact, with 2% of all earnings supporting UEFA sustainability initiatives. #UCLfinal

Happy Lunar New Year! May this Year of the Horse bring you good health, joy, and prosperity! 🐎 🧧 🍜 🍊 Be sure to check out some of the fun events coming up to welcome the new year: tinyurl.com/BerkLNY2026 #LNY2026 #YearOfTheHorse #HappyLunarNewYear

Turning point and voting

Meet Bertha, the coordinator at a WCK meal site in Haiti.📍 Her community has been hit hard—homes destroyed, families left with nothing, security concerns making daily life even harder. But she shows up every day, making sure no one goes without a meal. #ChefsForHaiti

Mummy's Secret: Iliad Papyrus Found Inside Egyptian Mummy #homer #iliad #mummy #ancientegypt

A new menace approaches the gates: skeletal grin, black robe, and a scythe that, trust us, is not for trimming the royal lawns. We asked. It went poorly. Be brave, royal ruler: this new mini-boss awaits in the released version of the game! #TheKingisWatching #IndieGame #RTS #FollowFriday

The Senate Banking Committee cowered to Crypto Super PACs over the interests of working people by passing the CLARITY Act and exposing our retirement savings to volatile cryptocurrency. If this bill heads to the floor, we urge senators to stand up for working people and vote NO.

brsh.site/xtSFC / Deutschland hat über Generationen hinweg für die fiskalische Stabilität gekämpft – die Schuldenbremse war nicht nur eine technokratische Regel, sondern eine Erklärung, dass Deutschland die Lehren aus dem fiskalischen Zusammenbruch der Weimarer Ära .. #Schuldenbremse #Grundgesetz

What does the future of politics look like when easy access to AI tools will let anyone produce genuine looking videos, images, and text? It’s scary to consider how many voters will be fooled.

i do this to oomfs i find cute

Why Is Learning a New Language So Powerful? 🌍✨ Learning a new language is about much more than vocabulary and grammar. 🎓 Start learning here: 👉 englishmasteryhub.com #LearnEnglish #LanguageLearning #PersonalGrowth #Motivation #EnglishLearning #SelfImprovement

Mossad chief David Barnea stated that regime change in Iran is a possible and achievable goal. He emphasized that replacing the Iranian regime—the one funding and arming regional terror—must remain a top priority for Israel.

Ukrainian drones keep hunting Russian supply trucks well over 100 km behind the front in occupied Ukraine. It is part of "Logistics Lockdown," Kyiv's new campaign to choke the roads feeding Russia's troops in occupied regions. 📹 Exilenova+

"LET'S DOMINATE" 😤 Wemby is mic'd up for the NBA Finals 👽

¿Qué significa realmente el modelo de Javier Milei que algunos quieren traer a Colombia? 📌 Más de 24.000 empresas cerradas. 📌 Más de 280.000 empleos formales perdidos. 📌 Más de 22.000 trabajadores estatales despedidos. 📌 Más en: www.instagram.com/p/DZFabCGjWkj/

Are we really ready to say goodbye to The Bear? The teaser for the final season is here, and June 25 suddenly feels way too close. Yes, Chef. #TheBear #GeekRealmHub

47 tok/s, 200 tok/s, 800 tok/s — ces chiffres ne veulent rien dire tant qu'on ne les a pas vus défiler. Cet outil permet de visualiser différentes vitesses, en mode code ou prose. La différence de perception entre les deux est réelle. https://mikeveerman.github.io/tokenspeed/

🤖 SFGiants Highly satisfying throw and facemask launch from Eric Haase

I'd rather protect my peace than be in the middle of chaos. Signal received. If you’re researching relocation or you have access to capital, this is for you. If you don’t have a plan or capital yet, you need one before you move. Buy a guide or book a call. Payment plans are available upon

🎤 Meet Prof. René Bernards (Netherlands Cancer Institute, Amsterdam), speaker at the CRCM Symposium 2026. As Head of the Molecular Carcinogenesis Department, his research focuses on tumour genetics and personalised cancer treatments. In this short video, discover the person behind the science 👇