Symptoms may include: * Instant eye twitching at obvious lies * Sudden exhaustion during pointless meetings * Severe reactions to drama, excuses, and fake energy * Saying “absolutely not” with increasing frequency

Enjoy life anyway you want to…

spilling your coffee as an adult feels like the same kind of small but devastating disappointment a child feels when dropping an ice cream cone. Less crying more cuss words

“Girl you light up every room you walk into.” Ew. Absolutely not. I’ve seen enough true crime documentaries to know that’s how you end up being described by a crying aunt on Netflix. Make the room pitch black immediately.

Break down. I’ll sit in the wreckage with you. Silence is heavier than anything you could say.

Objective: To determine whether relocation to a vacation setting reduces baseline bitchiness. Methods: Subject transported to various locales with sunny climates, tropical drinks, and minimal responsibilities. Behavioral observations recorded. Results: Bitchiness slightly reduced in specific geogr

I choose chaos in small, inconvenient ways. It’s the long game for me….

According to Monsters, Inc., screams can power a city. So scientifically speaking… I should at least be able to run my coffee maker by now.

Keep it real and a little pointed because distance never stopped the right people from showing up. Effort always tells the truth.

God forbid a girl be both whimsical and full of rage. Like yes, I want flowers and soft music and also to flip a table if you test me. I contain multitudes. Some of them bite.

CNN panelists Charles Blow and John Avlon laughed at podcaster Emily Austin on Thursday when she argued that President Donald Trump is “crazy” – and that is a good thing.

Follow the first crewed lunar mission since Apollo #WithWolfram—trajectory data, 3D visualizations and both Earth-centric and Moon-centric views. https://community.wolfram.com/groups/-/m/t/3672762

Here's my view on the first line of MM werewolf romance Martin and The Wolf. And, yes, super-nerdy Martin DOES have a lot to learn about the oddities of his new boyfriend, LOL! 🥰 #mmromance #firstline #werewolf

Swing of the Valkyries - Swing, dash, and dodge through bullet storms in this 3D bullet hell platformer. Trailer: https://keymailer.co/SwingOfTheValkyriesTrailer Creator: https://keymailer.co/SwingOfTheValkyries Press: https://game.press/SwingOfTheValkyries #SunseekerGames #SwingOfTheValkyries

Bullying & Harassing.

Fox & Friends co-host: “I wish the talking point of that the strait was open before the conflict, people got to stop doing it. It was a beautiful day the morning of 9/11.”

Red Bull Dog from Soapbox Derby Last Weekend

This t-shirt may not be for everyone. @haitch.bsky.social @goldman.blue

Researchers found (www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...) that in cities like #Baltimore, planting more #trees over homes made #environments cooler, reducing #urban #heat, #noise and #pollution. But these benefits often only occurred in #gentrified areas. Everyone needs #EnvironmentalJustice.

Good morning all you amazing critters and welcome to #FursuitFriday, of every thing you do today, be awesome, be amazing and be positive in all you do.

Part of me thinks this couldn’t be a real attempted shooting, then another part of me thinks, they are just this incompetent and yet in the background I’m always thinking Release the #EpsteinFiles and get us out of the war with Iran #saynotowar. I’m like an onion with my thinking!

Kevin McGonigle homers on the first pitch of the game

@mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social: People think both parties are the same. Democrats have to change that.

Amnesty International warns the 2026 FIFA World Cup is a human rights risk. 500,000 deported in 2025. Fans from 4 nations banned. Only 4 of 16 host cities have rights plans. Toronto closed a homeless shelter for FIFA. Urgent action needed. #FIFA #WorldCup2026 #HumanRights

Published 1D ago: 'Amid the rubble... voice... rings out... : “Is anyone alive?” It is the very same scene documented two years ago by the martyred journalist Hossam Shabat. Today, his brother, Firas Shabat, is documenting that same scene in all its pain.' www.instagram.com/p/DY0de16iLNd/ #Gaza

Good job, Santiago👏🏼👏🏼 Mike Wallace would be proud

EU unlocks €16 billion for Hungary after reform agreement For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

A busy morning at the #EUKEBusinessForum2025 with B2B sessions between EU and Kenyan businesses, investors, and government actors. Here’s George Ikua from Got Fruit a consortium of 93 Kenyan farms offering certified, traceable and fresh produce from Kenya #SmartTrade #KenyaEUTrade #DigitalisingTrade

Rachel Oates is a YouTuber I found in my infancy as an atheist. She makes great long form video content on tons of topics, and I appreciate her insight. The paw print is to signify her sweet Kyra. Proceeds made from these will be donated to the ACLU. #nanasagainsttrumpandfascism

Wistikles | Canada Work Authorization Update (Effective April 1,2026) International students in Canada no longer need a separate co-op work permit for internships or work placements that are part of their study program They can use their study permit, making the process simpler and faster #wistikles

Climate check: Talking penguins. Climate change is helping this penguin specie, while harming others. Watch Climate Check m-f on Spectrum News NY1 at 10pm with Cheryl Wills watch on Spectrum News app, Comcast, Spectrum cable, Roku, Apple TV.

🎙️ Janoušek na luxusní jachtě. Chaos kolem lidskoprávních agend. Bitva o koncesionářské poplatky. A start kampaně před komunálními volbami. Co nejvíc rezonovalo uplynulým týdnem? @MarieBastlova@twitter.com v Pětce vybírá pět zpráv, které vám nesmí uniknout […] [Original post on zpravobot.news]

Testing Edge Fusion with dynamic lava flow! The perfect combination! ► https://bit.ly/EdgeFusion #unity3d #indie #indiedev #gamedev #madewithunity #indiegames #assetstore #unity #unitydeveloper #games

Tommy Williams thanking his mom and dad after winning the Slidell Police Chief race>>>https://www.wdsu.com/article/slidell-police-chief-election-results-tommy-williams/71326856

Did you know that politicians aren’t supposed to use money from a state race for a federal one? There’s a serious issue with Senator McGuire’s campaign finances. Here’s why this matters.⬇️

#tennessee #republicans #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-07/us/Politics/ch/bs/田纳西州共和党人在今天的投票中寻求取消民主党席位/1269200

So I'm seeing #Carney brag-lying about #sustainable nataional extraction projects that will not be friendly to the #environment at all. Anyone that wants to talk about #CleanEnergy better start talkin' about the fact that the People's Republic's artificial sun will be up & running in four years.

Handled this one easily Quintalist #639 1/5 Official Languages 1️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 2️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 3️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 4️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 5️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ Streak: 1 quintalist.com #quintalist

Dis birb nodt luk like cate. We kall bull shint.

Two countries with tension. Two teams with respect.

Ça t'est déjà arrivé… Qu’un jeu te pousse à te dépasser et à persévérer malgré sa difficulté extrême ?

The Crisafulli government's bulldozers & police are set to move against the Goori Camp Embassy from midnight when Barrambin Victoria Park officially passes to the state government. #qldpol

Iran’s foreign minister, in a call with his New Zealand counterpart, said the current tensions in the Strait of Hormuz are the direct result of actions by the “aggressors.” The strategically vital waterway remains at the center of rising geopolitical and economic confrontation.

🎤Morgan, Cathryn and Anson Williams compare John Lennon stories🎤 💥Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts --> youtu.be/scqJOkZOq5w open.spotify.com/episode/3a5v... #2bitchesfromtexas #AnsonWilliams #HappyDays #JohnLennon

People from the upper floors are trapped due to the destruction and cannot get out

Tropas rusas dejando la base de Kidal con el rabo entre las piernas, abandonando su gran parte de su equipamiento, mientras son despedidas por los rebeldes Russian troops leaving Kidal base with their tails between their legs, abandoning most of their equipment, as they are seen off by the rebels

This was a fun segment. Thekla vs. Thunder Rosa is the feud I didn’t expect, but I’m definitely here for! @thunderrosa22.bsky.social #thekla #aew #collision #aewcollision #wrestlesky #wrestling #wrestlingalldayallnight

Fun to do a fireside chat ahead of our race at Laguna Seca.

Why is it morning

Bringing this back because Ann is a delicate flower 🐻‍❄️🌷 #lowpoly #animation #oc

#ResearchExchange is optimizing editorial workflows in Built with Purpose. 🙌 See how a unified platform streamlines submission, boosts data quality & empowers editors, authors & reviewers. Say hello to seamless #academicpublishing. 👉 ow.ly/f1El50WToPZ #EditorsLens

Most AI models just predict the next pixel to build a narrative or an image. Gemini Omni is different. Gemini Omni has an intuitive understanding of forces like gravity, kinetic energy, and fluid dynamics for more realistic movements that follow real-world logic.

Amaro showed some of the animation updates for AOKAKI, improving the Mecha Hand readability and refreshing older assets to match the current art style. 🎮 See more: www.reddit.com/r/godot/comm... #godotengine #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame

Chop, chop. It's almost time for State of Play! Tune in at 2PM PT / 5PM ET today for a closer look at Marvel's Wolverine! Wishlist now: insom.games/WolverinePS5

This is like a scene in an action movie, where the guy is about to finally kiss the girl, but more enemies show up before he can.

Swiping to AI Matchmaking with Bumble

🪶 time for a bird of the day🎞️ 1st fledgling Cardinals 🥰, The 1st new pics from new hummingbird 📸, Woodrow🪵pecker, Giga J, Mrs Bishop & Elder + mire Enjoy time with our 🐦 See yourself in a 🔵bubble feel your heart beating💓 Breathe🫁 in 🥰 Breathe😮‍💨 out 😥 let it go We will PERSEVERE #birds

all of us trying to follow Amanda’s logic #SummerHouse

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ behind his back? ⠀⠀