Peak chaos I’m trying to achieve.

Trip → turn around → blame the floor. I have a brand to protect.

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit… we all agree on it, but deep down it just doesn’t sit right.

FACT: kids suddenly develop FBI-level investigation skills when chocolate is involved… but can’t find their shoes that are literally on their feet.

spilling your coffee as an adult feels like the same kind of small but devastating disappointment a child feels when dropping an ice cream cone. Less crying more cuss words

Typing my email on the TV like I’m defusing a bomb with a potato. One wrong click and now I’m back at “A” rethinking every life decision that led me here.

I’m mature, but not mature mature. Like I have responsibilities… but I still need to use my fingers to count sometimes.

Peace is the priority. Titles don’t exempt you.

I’m not forgetful. My brain just likes hide-and-seek and I’m losing.

We could write a #DidntAgeWellDonald book! Bush lied & Clinton’s impeachment was unimportant Question about Iran, How many false pretenses?

#RichmondHill: outside Sybil's #bakery 🥯 #phagwah #holi #queens

Wasps are crucial for ecosystems! We NEED them, and if you take a second to look at them, you may realize there's a lot more to them than you've thought #wasp #hymenoptera #science #entomology #biology #bees #nature #wildlife #photography #texas

Will you be joining us for the May MYnetwork Huddersfield Meet-up? It’s free, friendly, and the perfect place to grow your business network. 📅 Wednesday 20th May 🕘 9 to 11am 📍 The Media Centre. See you there! Hosted by @social-progress.bsky.social, MMid Yorkshire Chamber & us, The Media Centre.

Hey folks, it's time for some BG3 Hints and Tips #BaldursGate3 Today, we discover an expensive way into the House of Hope. Whether you are a beginner or an expert, we have something for everyone, so why not like and subscribe for your daily tips- Tal

“As Steve Bannon so eloquently put it, quote, we're going to have ICE surround the polls. Let's be clear at the outset: that is flatly illegal. If that happens, we will go to court.” — @mawaldman.bsky.social at the Brennan Legacy Awards dinner

🚨 Train Slams Into Septic Truck in Virginia Authorities are investigating after a train collided with a septic truck crossing railroad tracks in Chesapeake, Virginia. #SouthFloridaMedia #BreakingNews #Virginia #TrainCrash #Chesapeake

Elect Differently: A New Conversation for Citizen Government #shorts

In Malaysia, thousands are left homeless after a fire. #News #BreakingNews #ForYou #Learn #SawItOnNewsidly

He Wants To Share Her With Younger Men 📕: A HUSBAND'S GUIDE TO HOTWIFING by Marlow Stevens www.amazon.com/dp/B0GBRGFYZR #bookstagram #booktok #BookReview #Booktok #Books

#ShinnyoLanternFloating | Watch as thousands of lanterns are released into the ocean. #KHON2 | #WorkingForHawaii

Russia tried to shoot down a stork with an FPV drone. The stork dodged it. Ukraine's national symbol of peace is apparently also better at evasive maneuvers than the Russian army. Support link is in our Bio.

Warum die deutsche Autoindustrie Fahrzeuge fürs Museum aber nicht für die Zukunft baut in 22 Sekunden. Die neue Mercedes S-Klasse hat natürlich immer noch einen Verbrennungsmotor, dafür aber jetzt ernsthaft beheizte Sicherheitsgurte🤦‍♂️

peep the ill mood & vibe on this instrumental⚡️ #boombapbeats #boombap #beats #hiphop #music #instrumental #vibes

#SameMasters

Hör auf, Geld als Motivator zu nutzen! Wenn du dein Team nur mit Kohle lockst, brennst du aus – und dein Laden in Berlin gleich mit. Echte Leistung, echte Loyalität ents... #kostenWärmepumpealtbau #Berlin

Ghostbusters II (Game Boy, HAL Laboratory, 1990)

probably too busy counting other people‘s money to concentrate on something as silly as his actual job

Demon Tides be like what if Sonic Frontiers was a good video game?

BREAKING UPDATE: Annunciation School shooting: 2 children killed, 17 others hurt. @fox5dc.com.web.brid.gy www.fox9.com/news/minneap...

Gulf Coast weekend headlines: An early-morning crash leaves the Sanibel Causeway shut down and a death investigation is underway at a Walmart in East Naples.

Stacey Kincaid and Steve Discano are lying to Fairfax County residents. Watch as they get cornered on their refusal to notify ICE, revealing the legal impossibility of their excuses. #FairfaxCounty #ICE #BorderSecurity #VirginiaPolitics

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"Lemonade" by aespa, out now.

🆘 #ICE detain mother and 14 year old son outside school—day before 8th grade graduation‼️ Agents also broke car windows to arrest woman's 2 older sons—who had rushed to help their mom and little brother.

#trump #oil #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-12/us/Economy/en/bs/Washington:-Trump-rejects-Iran-plan,-oil-surges/1273775

Out in our local San Juan Capistrano Swallows Day Parade sharing our message: Your Vote is Your Voice! Tu Voto Es Tu Voz!

Love Talarico blasting Paxton’s 'vegan' jabs with Texas BBQ: 'I’ve been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment.' Brilliant. While the GOP is morally bankrupt, Trump is still the only one who survives being an unabashed criminal. Paxton can't be the second. Texans must reject him.🤦🏾‍♂️

Join us on Reservoir Road by the I81 overpass on Saturday any time between 10 am and noon. We need your presence. Be there! #resist #goodtrouble #resisttyranny #shencoindivisible #shenandoahcountydemocrats

What happens when Swiss editorial design meets WebGL experiments? Corentin Bernadou shares the story behind his redesigned portfolio — from notebook sketches to Three.js geometries, GSAP motion, and playful grid interactions. A great case study: tympanus.net/codrops/?p=1...

LL Bean also protects DEI in the workplace .

1 hour 15 minutes of Vexlands… in 15 seconds.

Happy World Creativity and Innovation Day! Join us on FreezeCrowd.com to freeze with coolness. How are you being creative or innovative on your college campus and are you using AI? ❤️❄️ #WorldCreativityAndInnovationDay #CreativityAndInnovationDay #WCID #Creative #Innovative

“Momb nodt shayre 🍤 wid Mojo, so I’m gedt idt mine salf” #catsofbluesky

🇦🇺 Before ‘Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again’ became an Australian rock ritual, it looked like this.😏✌️☮️ This recently uncovered footage from the surreal promo film ‘Alice Through the Lift Doors’ captures the Angels performing inside Sydney’s Roseland's Shopping Centre in the 1970s! #Australia1977

Watch the final seconds of Marblehead's big win over Swampscott! Read more about the game here: https://loom.ly/qiGARNQ

He doesn’t care about you, your family, your financial situation! He is a total sociopath & narcissist.

Elemental Gearbolt - SCE (1997, PS1) Playable now on Polymega with the GC01 Retro Gun Controller. Order yours today: tinyurl.com/ntyjdwrx

For the first time since I came to Congress, I won't attend the State of the Union address. President Trump has shown complete disregard for Congress, the laws of our land & the Constitution, and has not respected the office of the Presidency. I don't respect him & won't attend his speech tomorrow.

So obvious really. #america #2026

#TheLastGuestOfTheHollowayMotel is a poignant portrait of a fallible hero’s redemptive journey. A heartrending documentary centered on family, forgiveness, self-acceptance, chapter ends & new beginnings. It’ll break your heart & piece it back up again. A must-see at @lumierecinemala.bsky.social

Everything you need to know about Wordsworth in 1m 40s 🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼

THNX for being #Kind&Remembering&ThisProgressivePatrioticPost #TEALrevolutionIsPEACEFUL #politicsISlife #NOkings #VOTE #Science #Comprehend&Contexualize📚 🌎ÀHO🌐 BIB‼️ SMIB‼️ PBW/Y‼️ AM(ÈEI)N‼️ TRUST Gaia&USAs-Constitution&Jesús‼️ Pillars to YWHW|JEHOVAH-IN-JESUS-CHRIST|ALLAH‼️‼️ 🗡🧑🏽‍💻🛡🧠🗺🫖🌺🐝🎼⚛️❤️‍🔥✡️🌟🦁✝️☪️🐦‍🔥🕉️🎭🪬🏳️‍🌈⚖️🩵🌊🗽🪃🧲

🔥👀 Attack on dry cargo ship "Leonid Pestrykov" in the port of Berdyansk. 422nd Division, Zozulya Middlestrike UAV, a 50 kg high-explosive charge.

Trump Jane Says Jane’s Addiction #Music #MusicSky #NowPlaying @crazy-doggie-lady.bsky.social @crb0628.bsky.social @cyberwench.bsky.social @dalewalls1.bsky.social @danno1130.bsky.social @davelocke.bsky.social @debamcc.bsky.social @debbie156.bsky.social @dentonrg.bsky.social

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Promo Clip: June Bugs Bugs Bunny Marathon Recorded June 02, 2001 on Cartoon Network in Minneapolis, MN # #BugsBunny #JuneBugs #promotional #interstitial #onlinegames #TunaMajig #programmingguide #BugsBunnyMarathon #animation #2001 #summer