Cancer and drone crash immediately compete for leading cause of deaths.

I'll never understand why those reporters go straight to Barack Obama, and get their question answered. 😆

He does so every time he opens his mouth without food in front of it.

Judge not, until you too have spent a half century sitting in your own feces with a micropenis. 🤏

What's wrong with "entitled"? That's a perfect legal, moral, practical description of people's claims to these benefits. Even the people also entitled to the wealth their deceased parents earned are entitled to their own social security, government services.

Yours is perfect description of the fantastic installation. But the internet can't be denied a poop pun like that just hanging in the air.

I just want to hear their argument SOOOOO BAD.

Keep hope alive. 🤞

Visualize a screenshot NFT. Happy 4/20

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Velshi：Americans are paying the cost of Iran war that Trump is ‘bored’ with [Edit] Trump’s war in Iran that new reporting reveals he’s bored with and desperately wants to end as he fixates on his ballroom that could now cost taxpayers $1 billion May 8, 2026 www.ms.now/the-last-wor... The Last Word

Resistance grows with every attempt to quiet us. They can change the rules, but they cannot change our resolve. When we are told to back down, we push forward even harder. This is how real change begins and how victories are earned.

#trump is such a #soreloser that he's got #mikejohnson put on his #biggirl #panties to bully the #nobelcommittee to give Trump the #nobelpeaceprize Committee

👍🏽🇺🇦😁😁 Wohlgemerkt: 1600 km von der ukrainischen Grenze entfern! ☝🏽 In der Stadt Gubacha im russischen Perm-Bezirk wurde das Chemiewerk „Metafrax Chemicals“ (1-2) von Drohnen angegriffen. Das Unternehmen ist einer der größten Hersteller von Methanol und chemischen Produkten in Russland. 👇🏽1/3

November is #PetCancerAwarenessMonth — a chance to look more closely at how sterilization decisions may affect cancer risk in pets. 📖 See: www.parsemus.org/project/alzh... #pethealth #dogcancer #dogwellness #spayneuterawareness #hemangiosarcoma #petcancer #dogtumor #spayneuter #spayneutersyndrome

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Can the Spurs get a win at home? #nba #conferencefinals #spurs #okcthunder #nbahighlights

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@_.sheilove …SAME‼️ He made sure to let us know that he’s not going to his son’s wedding, just hanging at the White House‼️ Same ‘ol skit

Your new ringtone. Trump voter admits to being an idiot. #oligarchy #dictatorship #dictatortrump

Marco Rubio says the US will reject any Iran nuclear deal that strengthens Tehran’s nuclear position, stressing strict verifiable conditions under President Trump’s foreign policy stance. #reels #iran #news #DonaldTrump #trending

Continuing through my first playthrough of #GhostOfYotei on stream today. Come hang out and say hi! twitch.tv/anakonistark

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Eye Training for Crystal Clear Eye Vision NOW! Welcome back to the 25th episode of Skeletal Leap: A Living Adventure! Today’s episode titled “Eye Training for Crystal Clear Eye Vision NOW!” will tell you about an unintended evidence strengthening the skeletal chakra hypothesis via achieving...

Unions won the rights working people rely on. Now Labour’s Employment Rights Act is delivering the biggest upgrade to those rights in a generation. #HeartUnionsWeek

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Anderson bat Andersen! 💪 Encore une fois, la réplique des Canadiens ne se fait pas attendre 👌

#cf97 goal of the day for April 30, 2026: June 22, 2013 - MLS Columbus Crew 1-2 Chicago Fire - Mike Magee 54'

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Thursday at #PENWorldVoices: ArtLords held a powerful live mural painting titled "Walls of Freedom: Art Against Silence," celebrating freedom of expression and the transformative power of art. The public was invited to participate, adding their own marks, messages, and colors to the evolving canvas.

💥 AFU work in the area of ​​occupied Novoazovsk, Donetsk region.

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Being “the strong one” can become a lonely identity. If everyone relies on you, people may stop noticing when you need support too.

Legend 💫

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Barcelona loves Mami! 🙌 WWE Women's Champion @RheaRipley_WWE has arrived!!

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An unknown storm-drain entrance, a body found a kilometre inside, clothing removed, scratches. Yet an explanation offered is fell, then drowned? It doesn’t make sense. #noahdonoghue #JusticeForNoah #PSNI #Ireland #MothNews

Lunar New Year is a time to celebrate the values of diversity and inclusion that have made America the greatest nation on the planet.  I will continue to fight for our shared Orange County values with the vigor and independence of the Fire Horse. Happy Lunar New Year!

Here's the first trailer for [4‑E.V.A.]: Redemption — the #cyberpunk vampire epic! The campaign is live, the work is underway, and early support makes a huge difference Watch the trailer and back Issue #1 now (please): t.co/kd5oHk9Dwx #GraphicNovel #IndieComics

💥🏀 Rudy Gobert Suspended for Flagrant Fouls - AGAIN!! RUDE-y reaches limit for doing dirty - for the this season🙄, this time on Marvin Bagley III’s neck. Expert ref Technical Fowl explains #RudyGobert #minnnesotatimberwolves #marvinbagleyIII #NBA #comedyvideo

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Peaceful Sunday in the woods, a shy fawn probably hears me coming down the trail.

Possible end of June return for Nikki Bella and Ludwick Kaiser arrested #RumoroftheDay #prowrestling

Following the Ambassadors for the ERC meeting in Brussels, meet Eleonora Macchia, Ambassador for the ERC in Italy 🇮🇹 She develops cutting-edge biosensors for early diagnosis and joined the initiative to bring research closer to society, and inspire others. 🔗 buff.ly/Gp5bk5U #Amb4ERC

CEM collection at The Runway Edit kids fashion show at SLU happening now … 📸 Taylor Marrie | St. Louis American #STLKidsFashion #STLPoise #STLLivingIt #stlamerican

The Trump Administration's immigration claims are nothing but a lie. They are not going after the “worst of the worst,” and they know it. They're going after people who are simply trying to chase the American dream because it serves them politically.

Deborah Sandidge Photography "A Great Egret pauses for a moment of tranquility, as waves of opalescent watercolor reflect in the background. I love finding birds and colorful watery backgrounds on calm sunny evenings! Slow motion video filmed with my Nikon Z9/600mm f/4 TC lens."

GOP Rep Keane hasn't been seen in 3 months. 'Apparently he will be back to run for re-election, but I don't feel he's really earned that.' Is this on-brand for today's Republican party, or what?

Join us tomorrow for an all-new episode #HIGNFYE! Don’t miss an episode! Follow us on Apple, Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Even better watch the vodcast on Spotify or on the Have I Got News For You YouTube channel.

Cecilia Zandalasini finds a cutting Kayla Thornton #WNBA

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Amanda and West did all of this and West has to be yelled at by the entire cast before he goes after Amanda after she stepped away from the set. Absolutely pathetic. #SummerHouse

⚾💥 09 July 2024 💥⚾ Game: Regular Season Pitcher: Wandy Peralta (L) - San Diego Padres Batter: Luke Raley (L) - Seattle Mariners The Play: 1-2, 0 outs, top of 9th, Mariners up 7-3 The Pitch: 90.9 mph sinker Final: Mariners won 8-3 in 9 innings