Absolute Fareed
@fareedblackman
I respect people who can do hunger strikes because you getting maybe five hours from me before I start hangry hallucinating and cave in.
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I hope they film his name being torn off the Kennedy Center building with IMAX cameras.
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Taking yourself off mute to fake laugh on a conference call just to sound engaged:
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"He said I love you, sir"
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Going into a holiday weekend with that man dead would be pretty cool. Could see myself celebrating by going to the church of the god that makes it happen. Might even do some tithes...
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They jacked up the hotel prices for the world cup, during a recession, and they're shocked now that they have mad vacancies
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On a call and one coworker kept calling another coworker on the call "Danielle" and her name is 99.9% not Danielle at all, but not-Danielle wasn't correcting the person. And eventually I started thinking not-Danielle's name might actually be maybe-Danielle and I've been the wrong one the whole time.
Fresh barber clipper blades are made from the teeth of the dragon Liu Kang turns into in Mortal Kombat, and they go Scorpion fatality with the alcohol wipes.
Store brand raw chicken is cheaper than the bigger companies like Perdue or Tyson but it be looking like the chicken put up a fight before they got it into the packaging.
How he thinks he's going to walk out of the White House and into that UFC ring but his ankles too swollen and his equilibrium bad so he'd tumble right off that stage and die immediately.
The media trying to be the first to repeat whatever this idiot president says verbatim without verifying anything or providing context:
AI in political campaigns is a dangerous, misleading frontier. It creates false endorsements and lowers the bar for debate. True leadership requires more than just getting elected; it demands the competence to govern and fix broken systems, a skill often overlooked. #AICampaigns #PoliticalEthics
@nbcnews.com All possible events come at you at RIGHT ANGLES - We're ALL living in PERPENDICULAR TIMES - this is why things always go SIDEWAYS - Pls Retweet-RePost-Review - Amazon.com #books #science
Jeanine Pirro, the United States attorney for the District of Columbia, was stumped Monday when a reporter asked if taxpayer dollars should go to pay allies of President Donald Trump — including Capitol rioters — who feel they were victims of “weaponization” by the Biden administration.
MAGYAR: Ukraine is the victim, and it has every right to protect its territorial sovereignty and integrity by all means at its disposal. I would also like to emphasize this, because independence and territorial integrity of Ukraine were guaranteed by Budapest Memorandum in 1994.
FIFA president Gianni Infantino is under fire as calls to boycott the World Cup grow louder. Is FIFA choosing money and host demands over global pressure and football’s values? #FIFA #WorldCup #Infantino #FootballPolitics #BoycottWorldCup #BCNSports #FootballDebate #SoccerNews #SportsPolitics
Stick in between your weight range so you dont have to lose so much. Thank you @BearFiorda & @Lady Summer Helene #behindthescenes #tipsandtricks #hollywood #worldcup #iceman
#BlindTestXylophoneàUneMain - #13 Duo qui a récemment (il y a quelques années) perdu sa moitié, je ne pouvais pas jouer la dernière note de la phrase donc un peu foireux, mais reconnaissable je pense !
Minnesotan Michael Wilson speaks truth to power at the murder site of Alex Pretti (01/26/26) #Minneapolisprotest #ICEoutofeverywhere #robheld #useofforce #humanrights #DHSLies #chicagoiswatching #veteransagainstICE #KristiNoem #immigrantrights #resist #arrestICE #raiseyourvoice
2dayz;”Ain’t Dat It?! 💯🎤💜🎯✊🙋♀️😡🤬🤷♀️👊💪👌👍🙏 #thatpartrightthere #costofliving #fyp #aintthatit #groceryshopping
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FROM LAST YEAR: Today is James Brown’s birthday! Let’s Talk About James Brown! #happybirthday #jamesbrown #soul #godfatherofsoul #soulmusic #icon #legend
He sure cares about that $400 million dollar Ballroom and Israel and his crypto grift. But Americans he doesn't think about.
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I'm just back from Birmingham, Alabama where people paid for the right to vote with sweat, blood, and even their lives. A dark moment in our nation’s history is repeating. But we must remember that we are not powerless.
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A beautiful morning to check for lambs. Mount Leinster looks glorious in the distance. Dare I say it…. Even airline vapour trails are beautiful in an abstract way as their hot air exhaust meets freezing cold air to create elongated clouds across a steel blue sky.
I know everything is heavy right now. But you need to see a wee woodpecker at the #HarrisBirdCam 🪶 #birdfy Full screen mode is best. What do you imagine this little guy is thinking? What do you notice about him? It’s ok to go back to the heavy stuff now, please don’t forget to watch nature too.
Chipmunk u Bryce Canyonu u Uti je današnji #animaly. Ovaj je specifičan jer živi na mjestu s jednim od najljepših pogleda na svijetu, ali što on zna, on je chipmunk. Nerdfact: chipmunk spava 15 sati na dan.
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Leftover Potluck Progress... @rfhkerry.bsky.social @rfhbill.bsky.social @rfhgina.bsky.social #rfh #radiofromhell #rfhpodcast #radiofromhellpodcast #kerrybillgina #kerryjackson #billallred #ginabarberi #utah #slc #potluck #shepherdspie #leftover #leftoverrpotluck #leftoverdish #food #foodie #foods
Joe Morrissette, director of the North Dakota OMB, says his office, which must create new revenue forecasts for the state which is heavily dependent on revenues from energy and agriculture, is assuming that the spike in oil prices is temporary. #northdakota #oil #gasprices #politics #oilprices
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So im watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit if you cant tell by my last post. But because you know me by now....I gotta take it there lol. Remember the scene where the judge was looking for Roger in the bar and used the "Shave and a Haircut, two bits" riff to lure him out? 🧵
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