Neighbors keep slamming their car doors closed like I'm trying to hear all that. Leave them the fuck open until you get back in tomorrow morning.

Sixers management meeting to discuss trading Jared McCain tomorrow morning:

John F Kennedy's name to the extra shit:

Please let it be the day it happens.

The media trying to be the first to repeat whatever this idiot president says verbatim without verifying anything or providing context:

How fast I'd smack someone wearing camera glasses in my face:

My coworker told me she put me in her favorites list on her IM. Thanks, weirdo?

Vanilla Ice when the Great American State Fair reps call to tell him he's been bumped from the show:

I don't even care if the eulogy says he's "leaving behind a complicated legacy" as long as he's dead.

Whoever spliced the different camera angles together, beautiful work.

It was an honor to serve as a judge for the 51st Gracie Awards, celebrating the women whose voices continue to shape media, storytelling, and culture. Congratulations to all of the winners and honorees. It was wonderful meeting so many inspiring people across entertainment, journalism, tv.

i could do that with good health and some T (delusional)

France’s colonial brutality in Vietnam. Palestine sees the same face. The West never changes -only the flag does.

My banner rejecting AIPAC money wasn’t allowed inside the NH Democratic Party event: apparently not in the “spirit of unity.” I’m united with Granite Staters who want big money out of our politics, with no exceptions.

🎵 Blaze of Glory - Jan 19 2026 Sit-in – Portland ICE Facility Artistic license. After a few weeks of recovery, Pink Frog is back on the front lines, not yet cinders. Song By Roberta Rogow robertarogow.bandcamp.com/album/one-fi... #filk #protests #ice #pdx #iceportland #peacefulprotest

🔴Italia, Francia, Reino Unido y Alemania instan a Israel a parar la expansión de sus colonias ▪️Se oponen a aquellos miembros del gobierno israelí que están promoviendo el desplazamiento forzado de la población palestina de Cisjordania 🎙️Corresponsal en París, @antoniodelgadorne.bsky.social

Today is Rosa Parks Birthday and Transit Equity Day. Following New Castle County Council Resolution last night, we ask again Delaware's Gov. Meyer to reopen SEPTA Ticket office at Joseph R. Biden Jr Amtrak station as soon as possible. TRANSIT EQUITY. The Hard Talk with Jakim SHOW

❗Arne Slot's Injury Excuse? Does It Hold Up? @davidlynchlfc & @DaveD0106 on Media Matters podcasts

⭕Le moment où cinq #Palestiniens sont arrivés à l'hôpital des Martyrs #d'Al-Aqsa, dans le centre de la bande de #Gaza, juste après leur libération des camps de torture #Israéliens. #PALESTINE-ONLINE

Snakey is quite active. He likes to come downstairs & eat breakfast, he’ll spend time outside, smelling flowers and playing in the grass, after which it’s chore time. Snakey enjoys reading non-fiction then it’s off for a bath, a snack and bedtime. Sweet dreams. #childrenscontent #childrensstories

Mark Stone is back and scores on the PP

Would you pet our cute agent, THUNDER? 🐶 #gamedev #indiegame #Barkour

20–30 shots were fired near the residence of the US President. Secret Service employees evacuated the staff to the press briefing room, and snipers are on duty at the White House. Chaos and fear change a country fast. No nation should normalize it

Abbrennen von Pyro ist gefährlich und ja die Kinder vergisst die auch nicht… 🙄

Enjoy your day with this....make sure you thank me for putting a smile on ya face. 😂😂😂😂

#Abolish #HOAs NOW! Attorney #BruceBurtoff, 77, was jailed for nearly 2 months in Florida for contempt of court after refusing to reveal the names of 2 neighbors and clients who sued their #HOA for mismanagement (their case was dismissed).

Community building retrofits can strengthen resilience to extreme weather while supporting inclusive, local green jobs. Make the most out of your retrofit project: https://greenmunicipalfund.ca/resources/guides-equity-and-non-energy-benefits-community-building-retrofits

L’ocasió més clara d’Alèxia Putellas a la primera part! Si marca avui, es convertirà en la segona màxima golejadora de la història només per darrere de Leo Messi Barça - Reial Societat https://3cat.cat/esport3/en-directe-barca-reial-societat-lultim-ball-dalexia-al-johan-a-tv3/noticia/3411751/

MP Cooper once again doubling down on the completely fabricated "blank nomination form" conspiracy he saw in a Youtube video. Bill C-25 is intended to stop long ballots, and also to curtail election misinformation, yet here we are watching misinformation inform the very creation of that bill🙃

Have you RSVP'd yet? Our next Palm Springs Guys happy hour social will be at ARRIVE Palm Springs (Monday, 4/13 from 4-7pm)🍸 Free to join, RSVP at: www.eventbrite.com/o/the-palm-s... 📸 Fun moments from last month's happy hour at The Shops at 1345! #ThePalmSpringsGuys #HappyHour #ArrivePalmSprings

There’s nothing inherently “critical” about critical minerals. #indigenousrights Read more: @zoeyunker.bsky.social on B.C. fast-tracking mining projects: thenarwhal.ca/bc-critical-... @ainsliecruickshank.bsky.social on Gibraltar mine’s expansion plans: thenarwhal.ca/bc-no-enviro...

This is a MOLLYWHOPPING

this afternoon, sunny. high near 61, with temperatures falling to around 59 in the afternoon. northwest wind around 10 mph. tonight, partly cloudy. low around 49, with temperatures rising to around 51 overnight. northwest wind 7 to 10 mph. friday, (1/2)

#BlindTestXylophoneàUneMain - #27 À la bourre mais je continue :

OH NO! DISASTER! (Pirates)

Trump Temu Mobile PRC not the USA made 😂🤣

Cozy iPad gaming #apple #gamer #gaming #ipadgames #ipad

A question has been raised by Bill Maher: How would a Universal Basic Income be afforded by the government if all jobs are taken away by AI? 🤔

Making a relationship public can feel bigger than people think. It’s not just posting someone — it changes the pressure and the expectations.

Horrific footage of a pregnant woman being slammed down and brutalized by the Dutch police forces in an Amsterdam hospital. The causes are still unclear. www.rtvutrecht.nl/nieuws/40489...

FOOT FRIDAY? - AI Rooney has no chill when it comes to his own predilections..now its bleeding over into other segments. BIN has a no kink-shaming policy but this is honestly outta hand! BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

"So Zhan Zhan should post more live photos." Xiao Zhan: Okay. 😂 His laugh 🥹🥹🥹❤️ #XiaoZhan肖战 #XiaoZhanxHonor #XiaoZhanxHonorLS26

First homer of 2026 for Kiké Hernández. Dodger Stadium was pretty pumped about it.

Men and arguments 🤣 #standupcomedy #relationships #scotland #jocaulfield

Today is not Friday the 13th… it’s Wednesday the 13th 🤭😂

“If now forensics analysis is itself going to be doubted because we have these instances, this is now a new layer to the AI doubt,” said @mahsaalimardani.bsky.social of @witnessorg.bsky.social. “We are really going towards epistemic fracture in the information environment.”

PART 3: Counterprotesting the “No Kings” protesters. 👀🇺🇸 Casa Grande, Arizona. Straight-up, it’s a bunch of old white Liberals. Enjoy this multiple-part series. MustangMedic gives you more. #nokingsprotest #arizona #nokings #breakingnews #breaking #mustangmedic #politics

Trump told Kevin Hassett to tell Americans that they are (on average) $3000 richer since he took office. Umm, a pound of ground beef costs more than one hour worked at minimum wage right now, so they can shove that fake fact up their phoney fascist asses.

I guess Thekla is not a Trekkie… #thekla #krisstatlander #aew #collision #aewcollision #wrestlesky #wrestling #wrestlingalldayallnight

US-202 PARKWAY @ PA-463/HORSHAM RD 🕒 5:12 AM - 5:15 AM ET (8x speed) 🌡️ 54°F | Clear 📍: 40.238610,-75.230190

Rep. Julie Fedorchak has been “too timid” in reigning in a “lawless president,” says Democratic-NPL U.S. House candidate Vern Thompson. If elected to replace her, he says he’d work to have Congress put limits on President Donald Trump. #northdakota #politics #donaldtrump

[20260601] Daily Fashion News : Instagram Reel Update with tripleS SeoYeon and ShiOn - Questions for WAV. tripleS asked their fans directly 💬🩷 #tripleS #트리플에스 #トリプルS #Shion #Seoyeon

Studio040 TV Netherlands, Kingdom of the (NL) #Studio040TV #Netherlands,Kingdomofthe

Don't believe what you see online. #etiquette #betterlife #mannersmatter #mileycyrus #hannahmontana

#Racism Isn't That Complicated #BlackSky #ReeseWaters

On Monday, I had the opportunity to speak on the Senate floor to thank the Glassport Fire Department, Citizens Hose Company # 1 for their bravery earlier this month during a major apartment building fire.

lil marco says Trump administration is planning for Gaza to be governed by an autocratic entity."

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Jeanne Shaheen tells Marco Rubio he never would have tolerated similar administration “stonewalling” when he served in the Senate, arguing he should not accept it now as secretary of state and national security adviser.