Absolute Fareed
@fareedblackman
Taking a mandatory training course on AI and every module is like "don't use AI for X purpose" and I was like no problem I'm not using it for shit. Then suddenly they were talking "no wait, you can try using it here" and they annoyed now that my "nah" is firm.
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