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I hope they film his name being torn off the Kennedy Center building with IMAX cameras.
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Taking yourself off mute to fake laugh on a conference call just to sound engaged:
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"He said I love you, sir"
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Going into a holiday weekend with that man dead would be pretty cool. Could see myself celebrating by going to the church of the god that makes it happen. Might even do some tithes...
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They jacked up the hotel prices for the world cup, during a recession, and they're shocked now that they have mad vacancies
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Store brand raw chicken is cheaper than the bigger companies like Perdue or Tyson but it be looking like the chicken put up a fight before they got it into the packaging.
Thinking about all the short stories I had written and saved on floppy disks that I'll never be able to open again.
Commercial: "Don't use our prescription drug if you're allergic to our prescription drug." People who can hear:
The media trying to be the first to repeat whatever this idiot president says verbatim without verifying anything or providing context:
The person next in line behind JR Smith after the crowd has stopped cheering & left because they just came to see him
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Your legacy media keeps you in the dark and feeds you bullshit. Watch how a bloody new war will be sold as a great triumph. We’ll tell you who why when what and how. “Truth Lies & Media” is live! ⚡️ Promo Match Frame Editing #auspol #NewsCorpse
By detecting biomarkers linked to Alzheimer’s, new blood tests may help identify the disease earlier, expand access to diagnosis, and support timely treatment decisions. 🔗 Learn more: www.parsemus.org/2026/03/new-... #Alzheimers #BrainHealth #Dementia #CognitiveHealth
Please who sell courses on INSTAGRAM, whilst insisting they are earning a £100k salary ….
Timberwolves coach Chris Finch on the return of Ayo Dosunmu for Game 2: “He gives us another offensive threat, two-way player, coast-to-coast guy. All the things that he does best is exactly the type of thing that we need.”
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⭕Le moment où cinq #Palestiniens sont arrivés à l'hôpital des Martyrs #d'Al-Aqsa, dans le centre de la bande de #Gaza, juste après leur libération des camps de torture #Israéliens. #PALESTINE-ONLINE
Armenia's PM: 'Death or freedom' slogan replaced with 'state of life'. For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos
No forests = no caribou. Southern mountain #caribou are being pushed toward extinction as logging continues in their core #habitat — and the chainsaws are already running. #oldgrowth Tell B.C. to stop logging caribou habitat now 👉 WildernessCommittee.org/Caribou
My review of Fae it Ain't So by @avarossalayawells.bsky.social #booksky #romancereader #fantasyromance #romantasy #WitchfullyWed
❗️A missile landed just meters away from a man during the attack on #Kyiv — these footage capture what is literally his second birthday.
📊 2026-04-26 • Cancer Breakthroughs: Revolution Medicines Shows Strong Phase 2 KRAS Inhibitor Results for Pancreatic Cancer at AACR 2026 • SpaceX: Starlink 17-16 Scrubs to April 26 — Motley Fool: SpaceX IPO 'Could Make Millionaires' • Artemis II: Isaacman Sets Three-Priority NAS… 🔗 watchboard.dev
“Have fun … Stay locked in.” Josh to the people of New York 😂 Original post
SGA ARRIVES FOR GAME 4 👏 Thunder seek a 3-1 series lead in the West Finals! 🍿 OKC (2-1) SAS, Game 4 📺 8:00pm/et on NBC & Peacock
L’ocasió més clara d’Alèxia Putellas a la primera part! Si marca avui, es convertirà en la segona màxima golejadora de la història només per darrere de Leo Messi Barça - Reial Societat https://3cat.cat/esport3/en-directe-barca-reial-societat-lultim-ball-dalexia-al-johan-a-tv3/noticia/3411751/
STREAM TIME! Day 28 of the Mental Health May Marathon! twitch.tv/naiadnae .°˖✧ #vtuber #vstreamer #vsky #envtuber ✧˖°.
Just because Pam Bondi was fired doesn’t excuse her from accountability for her role in the Epstein file coverup. There is still a bipartisan subpoena to have her testify in front of Congress, and she must comply so the American people can get the truth.
The @belmarpro begins tomorrow! The after-parties do, too!! Friday - @10th ave burrito at 7pm w/ @robkellysurf Sat. - @joessurfshack at 7pmDon’t miss the action all day, and the fun all night!!Brought to you by @easternlinessurfshop & @pacificobeer #jerseyshore #belmarpro #belmar #surfing #pacifico
Han localitzat amb vida cinc de les set persones atrapades des de fa una setmana en una cova al centre de Laos. Les fortes pluges van inundar la zona i van provocar esllavissades que en van bloquejar la sortida. Ara, continuen buscant els altres dos desapareguts. #Laos #Rescat #Cova #Successos
If the only thing Marc Dos Santos said in his interview for the LAFC manager job is that he was going to start David Martinez every game, he deserved the gig. Martinez has been amazing this year 🇻🇪 ✨ Looks like the perfect complement to Son Heung-min and Denis Bouanga.
🍁 PK SAVE | Jonathan Sirois San Jose Earthquakes vs. FC Dallas, Major League Soccer May 16th, 2026 #CanMNT 🎥Apple TV
Ironmouse Brat Princess Chibi model by OOGA_Studios, thank you to everyone who helped bring this gremolin to life! 😈💖 🎨🔧 Art & Rig ▸ gogogo_ria ✏️ Line boil & Rig assistant ▸ Doo_Ducky_Doo 🎬 Showcase ▸ lio_lalala
The Israeli government has been committing these atrocities since the Nakba and have escalated since October 2023. This is performance politics. @reprosadelauro is brought and paid for by @aipac and the military industrial complex and will never do anything of substance. #endgenocide #freepalesti̇ne
Oh Saeed my love, you have broken my heart. We could have had something really special but you had to go and spoil it all by wearing socks with sandals. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 ALEXA!!! Play Roy Orbison “it’s over”
Are you looking for things to do in Louisville? @g-nizzle.bsky.social has some ideas.
📢 2025 over and out! 📢 From exciting fundraising rounds, notable awards and recognitions to a whole repertoire of new companies, let’s take a look at the highlights of 2025! 🥳 New Chapters This year, we celebrated the full exit of 4 portfolio companies:... (1/9)
“The chief of the Forest Service is a logging executive” Listen to those words. Also? I don’t think I live long enough to see us recover from any of this and that makes me crazy.
In light of the Ofgem #pricecap, our senior energy policy officer, Dr Matthew spoke on BBC Radio Scotland about the continuing impact of high energy bills. Have a listen 👇
It was a great honour to participate in Dodge for the Cure. 🏐 Thank you to Vancouver Island Dodgeball, the sponsors, and everyone who came out to help raise funds for cancer research! @bccancerfdn.bsky.social #Nanaimo #Lanztville #bcpoli #FightCancer
No #JornalDaGlobo, conselheiro do Fórum Brasileiro de Segurança Pública destaca a pressão que a designação, pelo governo dos EUA, do PCC e CV como organizações terroristas coloca sobre empresas brasileiras, em geral, e sobre o sistema financeiro do Brasil, em particular
THE BLOW MONKEYS + Pete Williams | Friday 16 October Back with 13th studio album 'Birdsong', recorded at Paul Weller’s Black Barn Studios, from the soulful troubadours with an over 40 year career. Get your tickets at unionchapel.org.uk/venue/whats-on/the-blow-monkeys
While people are being served maggot infested food at Delaney Hall this is the message from Greg Bovino to #ICE There is literally no shame when it comes to this regime.
🥋🥊Arbocius finally inflicts enough damage for the sadists in Saikai's corner to throw in the towel. Goddamn.
Francisco Alvarez calls time and Craig Kimbrell almost belts him with a pitch #Dodgers #LGM #NYM
On Monday, I had the opportunity to speak on the Senate floor to thank the Glassport Fire Department, Citizens Hose Company # 1 for their bravery earlier this month during a major apartment building fire.
This Confrontation Goes HARD 🔥 #WWE2K #Gaming #Action We ignite a volatile NXT landscape where five fresh blood-feuds collide, pushing the roster into absolute tactical mayhem. We track every bone-shaking maneuver and backstage ambush