SINK THAT SHIP!!

Me: I want a new car but I don't want to pay for a new car. This is why grand theft auto is so appealing. Her: You mean the video games? Me:

Me watching people still touching anything with their hands with the Hanta popping off like the Rona taught them nothing

You think you're finally done with laundry but then you look down and see you're wearing clothes and they have to be washed too

Pilots going down the aisles for everyone to chip in on gas money soon:

That bus pass took her went straight to the storm drains.

Me when I bump into some weirdo while randomly reading about Ed McMahon's financial problems at 3am on a Tuesday:

Vanilla Ice when the Great American State Fair reps call to tell him he's been bumped from the show:

I guess the Sixers didn't want any... Morey.

Fuccin dying on this keyboard

Good news! People want to trust you! To watch full video go here: https://youtu.be/RMBikNYAfFQ

In episode 3 we chat about all sorts of pathogens, including Matt’s least favorite - Prion Diseases. #AGirlandHerGay #SciencePodcast #PodcastClips #STEMeducation #90sKids

Here’s the facts, Arizona. My office will continue working to protect your private voter information and remain focused on delivering a secure and accessible 2026 election.

Send The Cleaner. "Lena !" 🎬 Ray Donovan series, Showtime .

If this is what they do to Westerners in public, imagine what they do to Palestinians away from cameras in prisons? 😡😡

I had to hear it for myself👀 👇 youtube.com/shorts/YWSVH... "Pie doe feel"- that's what these children were cheering at Dumpy and he loved it.🤣

Buenos dias, AJ!!! Have a wonderful Sunday!!!

😏🤷‍♀️🎶🛸. Maybe not this time

🔴 55 seconds of cold, hard truth. "You got conned."

The Sega Saturn bootleg sampler

A message from Cy: Mom, you’ve always shown me what it looks like to lead with love and never give up. I couldn’t be prouder of you. Happy Mother’s Day 💛💚

The amazing story of the tule elk, and how it was saved from extinction! #animal #animals #wildlife #elk #deer #history #naturalhistory #nature #restoration #science #stem

Police Chiefs Speak Out as ICE Agents Target off Duty Officers in Minnesota #news #politics #ice #Minnesota #trump

Tool or Weapon? AI’s the greatest power since fire. Create or control? Our choice. Europe can lead—if we act fast! #AI #Art #NFT #AIForGood #Europe #Innovation #impactArt

This is what democracy looks like. There’s nothing more inspiring than seeing Coloradans, all across our state, show up to assembly and take part in our democracy. Your energy, hope, and excitement fuels me and our campaign. #Philforgovernor #COpolitics

Want to leap off Kangaroo Point, fly over the Brisbane River at 75km/h & land in the botanical gardens on a Qld LNP backed zip-line? It's one of the stories the Crisafulli government tried to distract Queenslanders with this week. #qldpol

A hilarious use of AI

(REITERATING) Again For The Slow Kid's In The Back Of The Bus...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ---> YO ELITE CLASS, HOW'S IT GOING FOR YOU ALL NOW ? 👀

Fowl play? How is the UK's appetite for chicken impacting health, sustainability and animal welfare? We explore the subject with Food Ambassador Mirzan, experts from @ciwf.org.uk and @eatingbetter.bsky.social in a podcast chaired by Rebecca Tobi. 🎧 Listen in full: open.spotify.com/episode/3hIX...

NEWS: According to a bombshell new report, Trump is far more afraid of being prosecuted for war crimes than he lets on. An Insider tells Reuters the U.S. is threatening sanctions unless the court agrees not to pursue cases against Trump, J.D. Vance, or Pete Hegseth. @meidaa.bsky.social

A near-future eco-thriller that we all wish was non-fiction. Available wherever books are sold. #TheyCouldBeSaviors #FictionForChange #ReadMoreBooks

LORD-

Salli Raiski mumbles that he's Finnish while posing in a Ruzzian camouflage uniform under the Ruzzian flag and the picture of putin - some sources say she's moved to Ruzzia - ok girl signup, there are code 200 trucks waiting for you!

Every winter disaster exposes the same truth: maintenance got delayed because repairs cut shareholder returns.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I find yours so hilarious🤣 but awesome at the same time😁👏🏽👍🏽 OK here’s mine it’s a woman’s skeleton getting her photo taken with her beautiful Maine coon cat 😍😁

Apni Taqdeer Talash Karo, Jawani Zaaya Mat Karo! | Younus AlGohar | ALRA TV youtu.be/TeN3CD-kBD0?... Visit our social media platforms @alratv linktr.ee/alratv #IsMehdihere? #missionofmehdi #endisnear #armageddon #iran #iranwar

April 29, 26l House Armed Services Committee held a high-tension hearing about the $1.5 trillion FY2027 DoD budget request. During the hearing Sec Def Pete Hegseth gave testimony and was questioned about the ongoing war in Iran. See Ranking Member Adam Smith, Congressman Wash (D) speak to Hegseth.

Mitchell Robinson interview right after being draft by the Knicks in 2018

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THAT BOY IS CORRUPT 👏🏻👏🏻

TE Wyatt Sullivan, after today’s spring game, spoke about how he has improved within the scheme and as a leader over the spring.

From our webinar with @arashtehran.bsky.social : “If we want democratic transformation in Iran we need to have an organized democratic movement with a united leadership — so that we can use it to come to power.”

Celebrate your Travel mishaps and fails with this hilarious personalized customizable cert... #travelfails #personalizedcertificate #funnysouvenir

GOAL 🐴🐴 Amer Didic rises high and heads home Cavalry's second ✈️ 🔴 Watch #CPLSoccer on OneSoccer

heute SHOW - ich werfe mich weg! Gas-Kathi kommt nicht so gut weg! Der ÖRR ist EINDEUTIG links-grün versifft! In 3 Teilen mit Link zu ganzen Folge am Schluss. (1/3)

🇺🇸 #elon #SpaceKaren cut #ebola funding #musk 

#spacex #starship #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/524zklek

🪧🚫👑🪧🚫👑🪧🚫👑 #NJ Thank you 🪧🚫👑🪧🚫👑🪧🚫👑 #BridgewaterDemocraticCommitee 🪧🚫👑 #NK3 🪧🚫👑🚫👑 #NoKings3🚫👑

Lesbians support our trans sisters. Sigrid: “I’ve been a feminist for 50 years – and in that time I’ve seen lesbians and feminists change the world. Change means reaching out to others who are oppressed – people of colour, working-class people, queer people, trans people." #transrightsarehumanrights

“The bagel, what could be more Montreal-based? We made this blessed bread for the series with Quebec stone ground flour to honour our terroir. Go Habs Go! bagelboreal/Instagram 😋 I’ll take a dozen, please. #Canada #MontrealCanadiens #NHLStanleyCupPlayoffs

@ladyjulia1997.bsky.social Ja, so richtig toll 😟. Da werde ich wohl auf solche Begegnungen mit VIP Promis nicht mehr erleben auf dem Heimweg. Schade. Jetzt ist nur noch riesige Weite mit Gras und Weideflächen angesagt, wenn es auf dem Weg zum Ball auf dem Bauernhof geht. Alles verändert sich 🤔

U.S. Veteran: ‘Do We Trust IRAN More Than the American President? A United States veteran in a video said, “Wondering if We trust IRAN more than Trump,” expressing shock at what he views as a dramatic erosion of trust in U.S. leadership.

🇮🇹🇲🇽 #WWEClash, #AAANocheDeLosGrandes Instant Analysis! @adamsilverstein.bsky.social, @chrisvannini.com on #WWE Clash in Italy: 🥩 Brock Lesnar evens w Oba Femi 🎭 El Grade Americano exposes Chad Gable (Mask vs. Mask) 🤔 Roman Reigns, Jacob Fatu, Cody, GUNTHER ➕ #SummerSlam plans 🎧 linktr.ee/gettingover

W H E E Z E 😭😭😭😭😭

Wild Childz Ping doll won't be available internationally...

Flight Never Seemed Achievable Before Second Single off my New Album, releasing 2025/12/06 metatem.bandcamp.com/album/jawles...

What would you do, if a police man threw your wife on the ground who's visibly pregnant.What has happened to our country. #maga #trump #law #politics #police

#ACLU #TheBoss #Activism

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This is the book I'm halfway through. It's killer fantastic, so it is very doubtful I will not have finished it before we leave for Italy.