Absolute Fareed
@fareedblackman
"You can't intimidate me... if I'm not here!"
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I hope they film his name being torn off the Kennedy Center building with IMAX cameras.
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Taking yourself off mute to fake laugh on a conference call just to sound engaged:
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"He said I love you, sir"
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Going into a holiday weekend with that man dead would be pretty cool. Could see myself celebrating by going to the church of the god that makes it happen. Might even do some tithes...
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They jacked up the hotel prices for the world cup, during a recession, and they're shocked now that they have mad vacancies
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Me: I want a new car but I don't want to pay for a new car. This is why grand theft auto is so appealing. Her: You mean the video games? Me:
Me watching people still touching anything with their hands with the Hanta popping off like the Rona taught them nothing
You think you're finally done with laundry but then you look down and see you're wearing clothes and they have to be washed too
Me when I bump into some weirdo while randomly reading about Ed McMahon's financial problems at 3am on a Tuesday:
Vanilla Ice when the Great American State Fair reps call to tell him he's been bumped from the show:
Good news! People want to trust you! To watch full video go here: https://youtu.be/RMBikNYAfFQ
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If this is what they do to Westerners in public, imagine what they do to Palestinians away from cameras in prisons? 😡😡
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(REITERATING) Again For The Slow Kid's In The Back Of The Bus...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ---> YO ELITE CLASS, HOW'S IT GOING FOR YOU ALL NOW ? 👀
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“The bagel, what could be more Montreal-based? We made this blessed bread for the series with Quebec stone ground flour to honour our terroir. Go Habs Go! bagelboreal/Instagram 😋 I’ll take a dozen, please. #Canada #MontrealCanadiens #NHLStanleyCupPlayoffs
@ladyjulia1997.bsky.social Ja, so richtig toll 😟. Da werde ich wohl auf solche Begegnungen mit VIP Promis nicht mehr erleben auf dem Heimweg. Schade. Jetzt ist nur noch riesige Weite mit Gras und Weideflächen angesagt, wenn es auf dem Weg zum Ball auf dem Bauernhof geht. Alles verändert sich 🤔
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