Klay Thompson, you fucking fool.

When one of the UFC fighters challenges him to unarmed combat for the winner to become president:

Neighbors keep slamming their car doors closed like I'm trying to hear all that. Leave them the fuck open until you get back in tomorrow morning.

Me: I want a new car but I don't want to pay for a new car. This is why grand theft auto is so appealing. Her: You mean the video games? Me:

I don't even care if the eulogy says he's "leaving behind a complicated legacy" as long as he's dead.

SINK THAT SHIP!!

The conversation that was brought to me last night had me reverse parenting like crazy.

That's enough sentimental posts from me. Back to threats and slander.

"Hey man, don't panic but you're on the news right now not being believable."

Me keeping the ball away from Klay Thompson, especially if he's on my team, because any man stupid enough to fumble Meg can't be trusted with a basketball either, dumbass.

@ KevinHincksCS : "The federal government is down 348,000 jobs. That's an 11.5% cut in the federal workforce. Despite that, jobs are gaining. It's ALL PRIVATE SECTOR. It's quite amazing, actually." The federal government is the smallest it's been since 1966. TRUMP EFFECT! 🔥 ht RapidResponse47

BREAKING: Emirati government officials tell MS NOW that UAE plans "severe retaliatory response" after intercepting Iranian missiles earlier.  Chris Jansing reports www.ms.now/liveblog/ira...

"We beat 3 number one seeds. We're the only team in the history to ever do that." 𝐉𝐨𝐬𝐡 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫 makes the case for why Arizona's 1997 national championship run stands alone in college basketball history. Beyond the title itself, that team did something no program had ever done before or

In this week’s 1-on-1, @ericswalwell.bsky.social joins Harry to break down the “No Kings” resistance to Trump, new DOJ abuses, and a bold legal play Dem AGs could make. Plus: a baseball bonus on Ohtani’s jaw-dropping night. bit.ly/SwalwellTF

What is debt snowballing? 🤔 Our advisers explain how it works and what to consider. #DebtSnowballing #Debt #DebtAdvice

SAVE 🧤 SAVE 🧤 GOOOOAL 🔥 A SECOND Ollie Watkins goal electrifies Villa Park!

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"Day 099, orbit 1532 — In this slightly out-of-focus timelapse, I’m setting up the hardware for ESA Education’s Astro Pi Mission Space Lab", says esa.int astronaut Sophie Adenot. "👏 Congratulations to all the teams who worked on this!" 🎥 ESA/NASA

Tonight at 22:00 Tbilisi time (GMT+4), Talk Georgia Question Time goes live. Join Giorgi Rukhadze and Nodar Kharshiladze as they discuss UK sanctions on GD’s propaganda channels Spotify: h1.nu/1kJ2d Apple P: h1.nu/1pPx2 Youtube: youtu.be/PmDwAgUu-Gc

A chill game where you and your friends run an Italian Cafe together ☕️ Vacation Cafe Simulator has a demo available on Steam! #SteamNextFest #indiedev

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Que font des enseignants à l’ @afp.com ? Ils viennent rencontrer les pros du fact-checking pour comprendre les désordres informationnels. 🔍 Une journée immersive… à découvrir en vidéo. 🎥✨ Formation organisée par @leclemi.bsky.social cc @factuel.afp.com

Kids playing in Gaza.

👀🥶This perspective works when the last cell in my brain is trying to figure out what Monday is, when this video has been playing in my head for free for a week, and when the music is so groovy that my eyes start blinking to the beat.🦋 #Brain #Eyes #Monday #MusicOnTact #Arab

At this point, it’s undeniable: Donald Trump is unfit to serve as President. I’m done pretending this is normal — and I’m done with leaders who won’t speak up. The question is simple: are you okay with this, or will you stand up and stop it? app.sosha.ai/s/9hwYlYbJ

Timmy Hill's car catches fire

The moment Cherie Devaux made history as the first female trainer to win the Kentucky Derby will be replaying in my head from now til November 3rd. Congratulations, Cherie! 🐎🏆

Read This Book And You'll Understand This Women's Naughty Secret📕: A HUSBAND'S GUIDE TO HOTWIFING by Marlow Stevens www.amazon.com/dp/B0GBRGFYZR #bookstagram #booktok #BookReview #Booktok #hotwifing

Fernando Haddad no JP News

#TGIF

🕵️‍♀️ Incarnez pas un, pas deux, mais bien trois agents secrets dans Spymaster par @innerspacevr.bsky.social, un titre d'action, plateforme et réflexion original, dans lequel vous devrez déjouer les plans de super-vilains à travers différents niveaux. 🎮 Disponible en EA sur SteamVR et Meta Quest.

Quem celebra e faz projeções otimistas, quem perde lambe as feridas. Mas eleição de prefeito tem zero influência sobre ou serve de prognóstico sobre a disputa de outubro.

Asking @mathimus55.bsky.social which Magic legend he would choose to go party with on the Vegas Strip. #edh #mtg #mtgcommander #commander #magicthegathering #mcvegas26

Either QE2 understood or did NOT understand male sexual perversion. Either way, sending her son #Pedrew off to foreign lands would only ignite his phallic fever. She paid 7 million pounds towards his settlement with #VirginiaGiuffre

#generalstrike 2026 #goals

Emma Tueller Stone teaches on generational curses and blessings and so much more in the newest Gospel Study lesson. Emma Tueller Stone is a PhD candidate at the Centre for Research in Children’s Literature at the University of Cambridge. www.dialoguejournal.com/podcasts/gen...

#MeanwhileInCanada. Casper the Owl that was injured in the late 90’s and who can’t return to the wild fosters baby owlets — she has fostered over 500 owlets in her lifetime. #BritishColumbia OWL Orphan Wildlife Rehabilitation Society

Panama is now caught in the middle of a growing U.S.-China clash over control of strategic canal ports. Pedro Armada joins Eric to explain why Beijing’s pressure campaign may be escalating and why Panama’s options are narrowing. Watch - tinyurl.com/3d7sxs8w

Newsflash: Burning forest biomass is not green - it emits high amounts of carbon and is not an efficient source of energy. #CutCarbonNotForests #BigBadBiomass Find out more here: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/apr/20/burning-wood-power-worse-climate-than-gas-new-report

Can ya do JJK Modulo Yuji Itadori and JJK Modulo Nobara Kugisaki?

Does Not Change! 🛡️ Random #splatoon fact! #nintendo #autisticgamingplus

A data breach at Insight Hospital late last summer could be impacting thousands of patients now. Why community leaders say they’re alarmed by the breach and what cybersecurity experts are advising. Find this story on CBSChicago.com.

Oso Important Ep 8 - Post MAL Event Drop, The Infamous Courtyard Photo, and Rope Bondage with Nut!

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And they were roommates

GITAI. Revolutionizing Lunar Operations: Robots at Work: #tech #technews

Trump floats making Venezuela the 51st state.

Meanwhile on a normal day on the beach with vodka in Russia 😀

"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"

🏢 Think homeownership is off the table? Think again. Buying your first home doesn’t always mean stretching your budget or settling for less—it means buying smarter. Condos can offer: ✔ Lower purchase prices ✔ Built-in amenities ✔ Less maintenance Shane Christopher NMLS # 1060530

It's all good, seriously 😂🤣

Now is a good time to talk to real people instead of drawing your full opinion from social media #news #politics #usa #whitehouse #america

Laura Fourrier and LoisAnn Shannon are on display until June 1st! View the artwork M-F, 9am-5pm or before public performances! #cpactn #localart #twoweeks

🚨 Israel attacks near Jabal Amel Hospital in Tyre, Lebanon. Injuries rep For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

Control is the only thing that matters. Maybe even more than love Tangled Empires series (Anna Harding) For readers of #CoraReilly #RinaKent #TillieCole #darkromance #mafiaromance #obsessivelovebooks #possessivelove #mafiaromancebooks #seriesobsessed #booktok

Shows you who had real class and no class.

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ICYMI - An acoustic version of Prince’s 1982 track Free has dropped on streaming services. Styled as Fr33 (Acoustic) no additional information has been supplied (as yet?) however towards the end of the track Prince adapts the lyric to “2008, 2009, 2010, soldiers marching” #Prince #Prince4Ever

Ann is a longtime union member and labor leader in Columbia Heights. She is supporting Aparna for the Ward 1 DC Council seat because we need a proven fighter for working people in the Wilson Building.

There are 25+ million uninsured Americans RIGHT NOW. Republicans’ answer is to cut 300,000 MORE from coverage to fund bombs over Iran. No debate. No vote. Just cuts. This must be stopped. #FundHealthcareNotWar