Her: "Call me Big Mama" Also her: *hurtling down out of her Kia Sportage*

Please let it be the day it happens.

Taking him to talk to his lawyers:

Vanilla Ice and Flo Rida, seeing who blinks first

Me, without hesitation

"It's not warm enough to be outside grilling anything this weekend." People who been inside all freezing cold winter:

There's never traffic in just one place in philly. If there's any anywhere it's everywhere.

On a call and one coworker kept calling another coworker on the call "Danielle" and her name is 99.9% not Danielle at all, but not-Danielle wasn't correcting the person. And eventually I started thinking not-Danielle's name might actually be maybe-Danielle and I've been the wrong one the whole time.

Neighbors keep slamming their car doors closed like I'm trying to hear all that. Leave them the fuck open until you get back in tomorrow morning.

"Hey Don Jr, your dad is on the phone with a message for you." *Don Jr sees no missed calls or texts, checks social media* Don Jr:

BTS will line up with Madonna and Shakira for the first ever halftime show of the FIFA World cup (Can't believe i wrote this 😭😭)

Tyson, Rachel Foulger, Rob and Amber, Vecepia, Tina, Erika, and Rachel LaMont in the finale audience #Survivor50 (source: Davie)

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IDF destroying surveillance equipment hidden in civilian homes in Lebanon. The scale of destruction necessitates addressing the infrastructure used to support Hezbollah’s operations.

Today is Rosa Parks Birthday and Transit Equity Day. Following New Castle County Council Resolution last night, we ask again Delaware's Gov. Meyer to reopen SEPTA Ticket office at Joseph R. Biden Jr Amtrak station as soon as possible. TRANSIT EQUITY. The Hard Talk with Jakim SHOW

“I had taken other pictures besides The Beatles, some of which I thought were better, but no-one was interested, and I began to feel unsure. Am I really good enough? But George never ever changed, he still believed in me.” - Astrid Kirchherr Read more at harrisonarchive.tumblr.com/post/8165143....

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Black Fact = 1961 (May 20) - The Freedom Riders were again attacked by a mob in Montgomery, AL,. Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy ordered 400 U.S. marshals to Montgomery to restore order. #theraydiotwins

Snakey is quite active. He likes to come downstairs & eat breakfast, he’ll spend time outside, smelling flowers and playing in the grass, after which it’s chore time. Snakey enjoys reading non-fiction then it’s off for a bath, a snack and bedtime. Sweet dreams. #childrenscontent #childrensstories

20–30 shots were fired near the residence of the US President. Secret Service employees evacuated the staff to the press briefing room, and snipers are on duty at the White House. Chaos and fear change a country fast. No nation should normalize it

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When in doubt, jab.

I've paid $60+ twice today just to do the essential work of meeting with voters across southern Minnesota. We don't have corporations to bankroll this effort, so I'm extra grateful today for everyone who has pitched in to support this campaign.

Abbrennen von Pyro ist gefährlich und ja die Kinder vergisst die auch nicht… 🙄

#ImNotNaiveBut Knave the queen of farts

#Abolish #HOAs NOW! Attorney #BruceBurtoff, 77, was jailed for nearly 2 months in Florida for contempt of court after refusing to reveal the names of 2 neighbors and clients who sued their #HOA for mismanagement (their case was dismissed).

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🇱🇧/🇫🇷 Liban - France : un lien indéfectible ? ▶️Emmanuel Macron et Nawaf Salam "sont apparus en parfaite symbiose", déclare Karim-Emile Bitar, enseignant à Sciences Po Paris et professeur à l'Université Saint-Joseph à Beyrouth sur #ledebatf24 avec Stéphanie Antoine.

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use your imagination that ballroom he just has to have because Marlargo isn’t enough it’s not about the ballroom. It’s about the Epstein’s Island bunker. He’s building underneath because anything Hitler had Trump has to have as well. He won’t even use any of his stolen money to pay his hit squad.

Eles dançando ‘Danger’ IMEDIATAMENTE 😭

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If the only thing Marc Dos Santos said in his interview for the LAFC manager job is that he was going to start David Martinez every game, he deserved the gig. Martinez has been amazing this year 🇻🇪 ✨ Looks like the perfect complement to Son Heung-min and Denis Bouanga.

Slow enrollment, limited diversity, rising regulatory pressure are slowing down the trial recruitment progress. Industry experts reveal how RWD & advanced tech are transforming every stage of clinical trial ops from feasibility to retention. ow.ly/R9ML50YpefB

This👇 It's rubbish. Thanks to Labour again.

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Bukayo Saka, who officially joined Arsenal at 8 years old, gets his long-awaited moment with the Premier League trophy!

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🇱🇧🇮🇱 Israel führte eine Reihe von Luftangriffen auf Tyrus im Libanon durch. Die historische Stadt ist in Rauch gehüllt.

“It was a mistake... I refuse to be endorsed by AIPAC.” Congresswoman @repdexteror.bsky.social explains to @mehdirhasan.bsky.social the influence of pro-Israel money in her congressional race and why she regrets accepting campaign contributions from AIPAC. Watch here: zeteo.com/p/maxine-dex...

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By thebonginvestor 2 The proposed payment would act as Russia’s membership contribution to the Board of Peace, which was created under a broader Gaza peace framework. On Feb 13, 2026, Kremlin emphasized the scale of the pledge, saying Russia was the only country to commit $1 billion to Palestine.

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Trump told Kevin Hassett to tell Americans that they are (on average) $3000 richer since he took office. Umm, a pound of ground beef costs more than one hour worked at minimum wage right now, so they can shove that fake fact up their phoney fascist asses.

I guess Thekla is not a Trekkie… #thekla #krisstatlander #aew #collision #aewcollision #wrestlesky #wrestling #wrestlingalldayallnight

FOX News censorship

🔴 El primer ministro húngaro, Péter Magyar, activará el proceso para destituir al presidente del país tras agotarse el tiempo para que cesase en su cargo ▪️Magyar, que describió a Tamás Sulyok como un "títere de Orbán", había dado un ultimátum al presidente hasta la medianoche 🎙️ Beatriz Domínguez

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I think we need to start digging deeper into the cult of Christianity

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Experts Lay Out What Latest USCIS Memo Could Mean for Those in Line for Green Cards: Last week, AILA held press briefing to break down what we know, questions we have, and what the future may hold for this memo and our immigration system. Watch here for clips from the briefing.

When Keir Starmer points out that net migration reached a million under the Conservatives Kemi Badenoch mouths something. What is she saying?

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ is that so? you shall have precised. ⠀⠀