Me when I’m at work but my roommate has the night off *all by myself by Celine Dion plays in the background*

Shoutout to the patrons I give lap dances to and wear good cologne

What I want to do after a lazy weekend: - Try a new restaurant - Frame postcards - Wear a new dress to lose to someone at chess

This has 44K views on insta and was shared by Guam Funny Memes 😱 www.instagram.com/reel/DYEiRQf...

When the skepticism leaves my mind // I feel my fantasies ignite 🎼: I think about you almost every night by lucidmusic & jfarrari

2025 in 100 photos

This is what Goddess Felicity thinks about daily

“Everyone at this pool is funnier than the last person to take me out to dinner.”

My first time eating sea grapes

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Did you know the surge in gas prices to $5/gallon wasn't just about oil prices going up, but also because we started sending more fuel to Europe after Russia's attack on Ukraine? Credit: @mrglobaltoo.bsky.social | Source #Energy #Inflation #Prices #Economy #SupplyChain

New ECIU analysis indicates that UK food prices are on track to be 50% higher by November 2026 compared to levels at the start of the cost-of-living crisis in mid-2021. eciu.net/media/press...

REED: How many taxpayers' returns were leaked by the IRS in the 2020 breach? BLANCHE: Excuse me? REED: 405,427. One of them was Donald Trump, correct?BLANCHE: Donald Trump and his family. REED: And Donald Trump was president at the time. So it was his IRS that allowed this breach of privacy

What Prolonged Eye Contact Does to Human Connection 👀 Just a few minutes of deep eye contact can create emotional closeness, even between strangers. Eyes connect hearts. 💫

Happy Caturday from Wolfie and Deno.

eating Chinese Box for dinner

Shame on the SNP for trying to silence me on child poverty. They tried their best to shout me down today at PMQs but failed. The SNP cannot handle the truth that they had 8 years to lift the two child benefit cap - it takes a Labour Government to deliver.

What do gray birch trees have to do with forest’s history — and beavers?? #forest #forests #tree #trees #nature #woods #outdoor #outdoors #science #stem #ecology #ecosystem #beaver #wildlife #vermont

This is what you deserve #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

Disturbing news from parents They're at each others throats Possible divorce near future Processing as best I can My philosophy built me to handle things like this and all the rest i've taken on Cracks are forming in me Monday stream may/may not happen Wednesday's is next if not

Got to do my first hand tattoo today! Thank you for the trust and patience Joshua. It came out sick! 📍Find me @theprettysisterstudio in Costa Mesa, CA ⚡️To Book YOUR Tattoo⚡️ WrappedInPlasticINK.com 💫DM me with questions or if you want to talk #tattoos #orangecounty #seahawks #tinytattoos

King Trump is bored with his Iran War. He is bored with people asking about Healthcare. He is bored with campaign promises like no new wars and affordability. The Bored King is only interested in his toys like the Gilded Ballroom... #FundHealthcareNotWar

12. Masterpieces of World Literature Topics: • Global literary traditions & themes • Cross-cultural narrative analysis • Historical context of major works • Translation and interpretation • Literature in a globalized world 🔗 pll.harvard.edu/course/mast...

May 17, 1986: Boston's Bill Walton with the over-the-shoulder pass to Larry Bird in Game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Bird had 19 PTS/16 REB/13 AST, Kevin McHale had 29 PTS/11 REB and Robert Parish had 28 PTS/12 REB in the Celtics' 111-107 win over the Bucks in Milwaukee.

🕹️ Free now on epic 🕹️ Free now until: Tomorrow !! • SKALD Against the Black Priory

#diddy #combs #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-15/us/Crime%20%26%20Law/fr/bs/Sean-Diddy-Combs-officiellement-privé-de-la-Clé-de-New-York-suite-au-choc-de-la-vidéo/1277295

The Naval update sets sail this Thursday at 1900GMT / 1400EST! 🌊🎥⛵ Don't miss the new trailer for it and subscribe to our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@fcpnch

#OnThisDay 1948 Kate Pierson born The B52’s founding member born in New Jersey She plays multiple instruments and vocals For 6 months in the 70’s she worked as a barmaid in Wallsend in Tyne and Wear before moving to Athens,Georgia 100% vinyl mix👇 www.mixcloud.com/The_Vinyl_Ar...

In ultimate karma news this is hilarious lol. I love to see things work out like this in record time like this. He's getting what he deserves.

#scifi #Cyberpunk Our Games Intro view of its cybperpunk city is almost done! This is Qamaria tower, where the game will take place, and our vigilante hero Ali goes down a rabbit hole of secrets dark enough to destroy the city! The higher you ascend the deeper the rabbit hole goes!

CHRISTMAS CRACKER 🧨 Q: What is half of infinity? A: Nity Merry Christmas 🎄 Anne Marie McGowan @noodlerecords #merrychristmas

TURN-0001: SR 32 at SR 7/SR 32/Main St (Turner) 🕒 6:03 PM - 6:05 PM ET (6x speed) 🌡️ 82°F | Mostly Clear 📍: 31.705923,-83.653404

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Barbers… your content is FREE advertising. 💈 Every fade. Every trim. Every transformation. That’s content. But most barber shops never post consistently… Then wonder why bookings are slow.

How does a cat know it will fit? How do they never get stuck? What's the smallest space you've seen a cat fit in? #science #cats #catscience #catanatomy #funfacts #biology

Pretty fucked up, when all those people are supporting a billionaire who tried to take their freedom away, not to mention hired a hacking goon squad to take everyone's personal data from social security & put it on an online unsecured cloud provider. Then today they are pushing for age-verifications

#ThisIsZionism An Israeli settler assaulted a Palestinian mother and child in Masafer Yatta.

Saturday we were at the @sascampaigns.bsky.social Paddle Out on #Tynemouth #Longsands talking to the protesters about pollution of our rivers & coast 🏖️🌊🪧📢🏄, capturing some interviews with some lovely people. Things need to Change.

A primeira direção de episódio do Ookubo veio no desastre de cronograma chamado Jujutsu Kaisen 2, mas mostrou muita qualidade no episódio que dirigiu (#12). Recebe sua segunda oportunidade de dirigir um episódio com Kamiina Botan #08. Não foi nada menos que magnífico.

Try this for 30 days and come back to tell me if it didn’t work. #productivityhack #selfimprovement

Max Blumenthal says that Tucker Carlson deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.

How a traumatic event led Jamie to seek comfort in addiction to drugs, and it's spiral to theft. #FromSurvivorToThriver #Resilience #HopeHeals # #EmotionalHealing #YouAreEnough #TraumaSurvivor #ChildhoodTrauma #NarcissisticAbuse #ToxicParents #EmotionalAbuse #SurvivorStory #BreakingTheCycle

🥔 Kartoffel mit Kartoffel

Somehow I didn't expect Link to partake in the same kind of activities as Evel Knievel during this adventure. It's a new episode of #TheLegendOfZelda #TwilightPrincess! #streamersupport #youtube @gamingnews-rt.bsky.social @zeldauniverse.bsky.social #zelda #wolflink buff.ly/mORHrOR

So we’re just attacking countries to steal their oil 🧐 Trump claims oil was taken to Houston. Do we know what happened to the $500 million he took from Venezuela and moved to a bank account in Qatar? Trump tells on himself in today’s Kennedy Center Board Meeting

"Can people recover from drug addiction, and how?" Students ask, and our educators answer! Listen to how our Health Educator, Carly, answers this student's question. #healthed

Rei says hi! #AdachiRei #足立レイ

🛰️ When satellites and spent rocket stages break up in our atmosphere they leave a layer of lithium pollution in their wake, say international researchers buff.ly/pzgnTz7 #science #sciencenews #research #stem #facts #knowledge #sciencefacts #spacejunk

This video had me bawling. These kids worked their @sses off to graduate & this trash administrator announces that there was a glitch because by an AI reader. She isn't going to read the every single kid's name? She isn't gonna do anything to make it right? WTAF! I'D HAVE RUSHED THE STAGE! YOU?

We need more folks in Congress like this 👇. Elect this guy.

Only six months, make a plan to VOTE!

EVERYTHING IS ON SALE! VULPUS designs & more. Shop my store. teepublic.com/user/volpedesign #fox #shirts #design #lamborghini Music by @davidjosephwesley.bsky.social #synthwave

AN EASTER HAPPY BUFFET BRUNCH TRIO OF HAIKU #easter #happyeaster #easterbrunch #buffetbrunch #andiesmediterraneancafe #haiku #haikustagram #haikuvlog

Missile interceptor debris in Kuwait:

We might have missed Monday's stream, but we're going to stream SILKSONG tonight to make up for it! A massive thank you to all who joined us for DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION last night, especially @pixelpolyphil.bsky.social and YsabelEsmeCook who joined The Focus Group after a BumbleAbi raid!

GOIN UP FOR NAKASE TUHNIGHT #14RIVALS #GSV #BALLHALLA #SLAMGOODS #SLAMCOVER

[ 🇺🇸 ÉTATS-UNIS ] 🔸 « Je n'avais pas une grande expérience en matière de sécurité nationale, et je pense avoir fait un vraiment excellent travail à cet égard » - Donald Trump.

Book 101 Review, now in its sixth season, features Michelle Masters, a personal development trainer and coach since 1995, as our guest, sharing insights on growth, transformation, and achieving lasting success. podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/b... #podmatch

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