GravitySecretAgent

"Excuse me? He asked for no pickles." She chews the burger down right in front of the cashier. "Make him a new one. NOW." "Hello? We asked for extra toppings?!" She devours the greasy pizza pie in one sitting and huffs. "Make us a fresh one or I'm calling the manager on you."

NO STOP NO PLEASE I BEG OF YOU NO I WOULD RATHER NO NEW MOVIES EVER BE MADE AGAIN THAN HAVE HIM RESHIT OUT ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK. IT HAPPENED. YOU MADE YOUR MONEY. STOP MILKING IPS TO DEATH.

When you're lowkey hungry and want a snack but your insatiable feedee has devoured every crumb of food in the house before you wake up

Me trying to write backstory lore for any of my OCs:

twitter moderators

When you jack off to fat furs but hate obesity in real life so you constantly chime in its unhealthy and they need to eat right

Me after being around people for more than 5 seconds:

Happy Memorial Day ⚰️🦅

Bedrock edition?

This is genuinely how I feel using the internet now. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SAFETY, OR GUIDELINES, OR RULES. I JUST WANNA JACK OFF. FUCK VPNs, FUCK CENSORSHIP, FUCK STRIPE, FUCK PAYPAL LIMITATIONS. I AM A GROWN ASS MAN. LET ME CUM. STOP FUCKING MAKING WEBSITES INTO YOUR OWN PERSONAL CHASITY CAGE.