When you're lowkey hungry and want a snack but your insatiable feedee has devoured every crumb of food in the house before you wake up

Bedrock edition?

Happy Memorial Day ⚰️🦅

This counts.

NO STOP NO PLEASE I BEG OF YOU NO I WOULD RATHER NO NEW MOVIES EVER BE MADE AGAIN THAN HAVE HIM RESHIT OUT ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK. IT HAPPENED. YOU MADE YOUR MONEY. STOP MILKING IPS TO DEATH.

Me after being around people for more than 5 seconds:

"Excuse me? He asked for no pickles." She chews the burger down right in front of the cashier. "Make him a new one. NOW." "Hello? We asked for extra toppings?!" She devours the greasy pizza pie in one sitting and huffs. "Make us a fresh one or I'm calling the manager on you."

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Real talk: how is this track landing for you? I genuinely want to know. #IndieMusic #indieartist #acousticpop #singersongwriter #influencers #mothersupreme #mightyonemanband

🔥 Taking on Assam’s most powerful leader, yet Pawan Khera looks completely calm 😎 No fear, no pressure, no panic but just confidence and composure 👏

King Charles III’s Speech Becomes High-Stakes Test for U.K. Prime Minister Keir Starmer. 👉 Read the full story at NewsLink7.com #KeirStarmer #KingCharlesIII #LabourParty #UKPolitics #KingsSpeech #ReformUK #News #WorldNews #Noticias

Fumo Patchouli Knowledge Music of the Day 335: C418 - Subwoofer Lullaby Minecraft: Volume Alpha (2011) Mine some diamonds with Patchouli today

Sometimes the pun is not intended, but we're still going to laugh about it. #AGirlandHerGay #Science #Podcast #Curiosity

Happy #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky This is jet. I found him hiding in my home. He lived with us for six months.💕 He would pounce on my adult cats and send them scrambling. He disappeared on St Patrick’s Day… 💔

Full episode in comments In Episode 157: A water quality update. Changes in the Master Fee Schedule. Planning Board preview. Alameda and the current administration. New members of the AFD Dive team. APD crime statistics. Real estate sales. Tennessee Williams at Altarena. Plus weekend events.

UR BEING MICROWAVED RIGHT NOW

#daily #reels #post #reaction #news

Fact Check: CBC News Did NOT Publish Poll Saying '89% Of Canadians Blame Donald Trump' For Canada's Economy -- AI Image From Satire Site #CheckTok #CBCNews #DonaldTrump #CanadaEconomy #FactCheck leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2...

US President Donald Trump attempts to joke about a possible political future in Israel during a media interaction amid ongoing tensions with Iran

At the First Nations Forestry Council Conference today I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. First Nations are driving forestry. We are working with First Nations through true and powerful partnerships to deliver shared economic prosperity. #bcforests #forestrybc #bcpoli

Where to watch: Disney+ Year: 2007 Cast: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Geoffrey Rush, Bill Nighy, Chow Yun-fat Ratings: Earned over $960 million worldwide & remains the most divisive entry in the franchise 🍿🎬 #movie #movies #bloopers #behindthescenes #JohnnyDepp

Nature′s Recipe Grain Free Chicken, Sweet Potato & Pumpkin Recipe Dry Dog Food, 4 lb. Bag 🛒 Check on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0081D0KTO/?tag=sersart2024-20

UCLA wins the B1G title after a 5 minute walk-off review of a walk-off hit by pitch

Falsely Accused: Navy Commander Gene Valentino’s Inspiring Journey of Resilience 🇺🇸✨ 🔗 Discover Gene’s powerful story now: https://genevalentino.com/ #Resilience #Hope #Support #GeneValentino #Inspiration

The think! conference is like no other. You’ll learn how gifted educators think BIG to improve learning, make state requirements work to their advantage! Register now! : https://lead4ward.com/think/ #lead4ward #educationleadership #texasPD #educationconference

Morning, Clare 💗

Griffin Prock joined me on the Deep Cover Podcast to discuss what sort of challenges came along with covering the Super Bowl that featured a team that he's a fan of and how to turn off the fandom.

A&W Restaurants is bringing the heat AND the chill 👀🔥❄️ 🥤 NEW Frozen Lemonade – perfect for summer vibes 🍔 Jalapeño Queso Bacon Burger – loaded with spicy, cheesy goodness Would you try these or are you skipping? 👇 #AW #FastFoodNews #NewMenuItems #FoodieFinds #BurgerLovers #SpicyFood

Pilots of Ukraine’s 1st Azov National Guard Corps are striking targets near the Russian border, with combat work shown on the Mariupol-Taganrog and Mariupol-Volnovakha roads. Safe movement around occupied Mariupol is ending for Russian forces. #Ukraine

The 4% Rule is undefeated for retirement. Annual expenses × 25 = your FINANCIPATION Number. Withdraw 4% and live in perpetuity from your investments. Watch: linktw.in/xCvXvM Retire With Dignity! Retire Early!! Retire Like A King!!! #retirement #financialfreedom #financipation #wealthmindset

i probably should've made the books more saturated. winrar redraw time lapse.

Just minutes before Trump announced “productive discussions” with Iran to end the war, traders placed millions in oil bets. Is this a remarkable coincidence? Or are Trump’s friends getting filthy-rich from his war through insider trading? @maitlis.bsky.social

An indie game where you deploy troops on a war table. - Arrange formations and trigger chains - Invest rewards to rebuild your Order - Move your army across the map Try the demo: playtester.io/knightstones by @willgreenstudio.com #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame

Are you angry yet? These ICE agents drug a pregnant woman and treat her like an animal. This is Trump's America. #community #wethepeople #resist #standtogether #getloud

USA was founded on genocide, ethnic cleansing, occupation and apartheid, just like israel. all they've done, in 250 years of their existence is bomb and kill people in other countries. the fake "israel" entity has been doing the same thing in the 80 yrs of THEIR existence!

🧬 𝐈𝐁𝐕 𝐒𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝗡𝘂𝗲𝘃𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼 𝗲𝗻 𝗲𝗹 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘂𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗲 𝗕𝗶𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗮 𝗱𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗮 La 𝗗𝗿𝗮. 𝗥𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗩𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗮-𝗕𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗶 (del @sangerinstitute.bsky.social) presentará: “𝐷𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑢𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑑𝑎𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑚𝑚𝑢𝑛𝑒 𝑠𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑚” 📅 𝟮𝟵/𝟬𝟰 🕛 𝟭𝟮:𝟬𝟬𝗵 📍 𝗜𝗕𝗩-𝗖𝗦𝗜𝗖, 𝗦𝗲𝗱𝗲 𝗬𝘂́𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗮 (𝗖𝗜𝗣𝗙 𝗔𝘂𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘂𝗺) #IBVCSIC #Seminars #Immunology #Genomics

Here’s what to expect tomorrow on Morning Live! www.chch.com/morning-live...

Let's talk about Universal Basic Mobility! All people - no matter how much money they have or where they live - should be able to CHOOSE how they get around... and should ACTUALLY be safe. This means more than just no-barrier access to transportation: it means transforming our streets.

𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗡𝗢𝗪 -𝟭 19/5/202602:07 PM

Great move !!

#dermatomyositis #antisynthetasesyndrome #myositis #polymyositis #jak1inhibitor #inclusionbodymyositis #mastcellactivationsyndrome #mixedconnectivetissuedisorder #ehlersdanlossyndrome #idontwanttodiealone

🚨 TIME IS ALMOST UP! You have 24 hours! That's it! Nominate your favourite creator for Creator of the Year in 2026. One click. One nomination. Don't miss your chance! Link below!

4/11/26 History Haunts & Legends #mudrat #halfwayhauntedllc #seeyouintheshadows #historyhauntsandlegends #jeffersontexas

Companion is confused. The boats are all stuck, the cost of fuel and fertilizer and base inputs is rocketing, the economy is likely to collapse. > "What is going on?" #iran #hormuz #war #aliens #cartoon

O Podcast do Boteco traz 10 músicos que se foram  aos 27, com  histórias bizarras, curiosas e aquele bate papo imperdível de mesa de bar. E vai ter bônus: o sujeito que tentou entrar pro Clube e falhou miseravelmente. #ClubeDos27 #PodcastDoBoteco #CulturaPop #LendasDoRock

They heal with compassion — and humor. Our caregivers shared their favorite jokes for Nationa Joke Day.

look at my feet! they look like a bag of dicks #RHORI

I can literally color with this light up board and a comic book all day! So relaxing and the colors popping off the glass is so cool! GRAB YOURS HERE ⬇️ www.tiktok.com/t/ZT926AWJND... #magneto #xmen97 #sketch #fanart #tiktokartist

The Trump Administration's immigration claims are nothing but a lie. They are not going after the “worst of the worst,” and they know it. They're going after people who are simply trying to chase the American dream because it serves them politically.

Loneliness can negatively affect your physical health more than smoking 🧠 Psychologist Bruce Hood illuminated what science can tell us about happiness. Watch the full talk: youtube.com/watch?v=LtGY85JXTUM

Developer pitbullterjen shared a new trailer for Mini Gladiators, a Godot game where gladiators, weapons, traps, and projectiles all interact through physics. ⚔️🏛️ See more: www.reddit.com/r/godot/comm... #indiegame #godotengine #indiedev

lmfao 😭

This is how the Israeli minister Ben-Gvir is treating the European hostages Israel kidnapped in International Waters. Where is the outrage? - Media Silence!! Could you imagine if this was Russian piracy that kidnapped on international waters........

Hi! I’m Kori! I’m an infamous attention whore from parts yonder :D You can talk to me about Chainsaw Man or Castlevania! ♥︎ You can watch me be bad at video games too! twitch.tv/coeliii You can also ask me about my transition or tell me how much I look like some teacher you had growing up! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

Hayes：Trump’s revenge tour is blowing up in his face [Edit] Trump’s revenge tour against Republicans he deemed insufficiently loyal is now creating the backlash that could stall his own agenda in Congress. June 3, 2026 www.ms.now/all-in/watch... All In with Chris Hayes

STANTON: Kushner's firm has raised more than $6b, including $1.2b over the last year. Are you aware of how much of that has been raised from foreign nationals? RUBIO: I don't know anything about it S: The answer is 99%. Are you concerned about a conflict of interest R: Jared is a private citizen

美联储前主席鲍威尔在接受肯尼迪图书馆基金会颁发的肯尼迪奖时，警告政治权力可能被滥用。 他说：作为美国人，我们受到一种信念的驱使，那就是自由与民主极大地促进了人类自我价值的实现。 维护和巩固我们自身民主的工作，可能会充满喧嚣，有时令人沮丧，甚至陷入四面楚歌的境地。在繁荣的民主政体中，党派之间的政治分歧是正常的，甚至可以说是必不可少的。 但是，在捍卫定义我们国家的更高原则上，我们应当团结一致。其中首要的原则就是对法治的尊重。 正如约翰·亚当斯所写：“我们的政府是一个法治的政府，而非人治的政府。”