Me after being around people for more than 5 seconds:

Bedrock edition?

Me trying to write backstory lore for any of my OCs:

NO STOP NO PLEASE I BEG OF YOU NO I WOULD RATHER NO NEW MOVIES EVER BE MADE AGAIN THAN HAVE HIM RESHIT OUT ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK. IT HAPPENED. YOU MADE YOUR MONEY. STOP MILKING IPS TO DEATH.

This counts.

This is genuinely how I feel using the internet now. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SAFETY, OR GUIDELINES, OR RULES. I JUST WANNA JACK OFF. FUCK VPNs, FUCK CENSORSHIP, FUCK STRIPE, FUCK PAYPAL LIMITATIONS. I AM A GROWN ASS MAN. LET ME CUM. STOP FUCKING MAKING WEBSITES INTO YOUR OWN PERSONAL CHASITY CAGE.

When you jack off to fat furs but hate obesity in real life so you constantly chime in its unhealthy and they need to eat right

Happy Memorial Day ⚰️🦅

"Excuse me? He asked for no pickles." She chews the burger down right in front of the cashier. "Make him a new one. NOW." "Hello? We asked for extra toppings?!" She devours the greasy pizza pie in one sitting and huffs. "Make us a fresh one or I'm calling the manager on you."

Happy Indie Bookstore day to the cool ppl that celebrate! I’m habing such a grea time, this is my superbowl fr!! Stopped by Politics and Prose first today! They had signed copies of Now I Surrender and the indie version of Last Night in Brooklyn! #booksky #indiebookstoreday

Thomas-Symonds boasting about scrapping the two child benefit cap A reminder that the govt could have scrapped the cap in July 2024. Instead Starmer suspended 7 Labour MPs from the PLP for voting to scrap it & had to be dragged kicking & screaming to scrap it 20+ months later

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This is genuinely frying me dawg 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Americans are working harder & longer & still can't make ends meet. I'm proposing a bill to cut taxes for 130 million workers, paid for by a surtax on income over $1 million a year. It's time our tax code worked for working people & the wealthiest pay their fair share.

Superstar guards arrive for Game 1 🤩 Mitchell & CLE: back-to-back series wins in 7 Brunson & NYK: 7 straight wins, 8-2 this postseason 🍿 Cavs/Knicks Game 1 📺 8pm/et on ESPN NBA Conference Finals presented by Google

ラブ探偵ロキシー、凄すぎませんか！？ 【元ネタ】 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywq4...

Discord is going to require ID for all features in March 2026. This is not about protecting children. #fyp #discord #politics #gaming #socialmedia #PCGaming #trump

Explore the depths of stress in the latest Skeletal Leap episode with Laadi Ojas. Understand the biological and psychological aspects of stress, and learn how chakras and skeletal postures can lead to a lighter, healthier existence. Tune in today!

📣 The $4 million KidneyX Empower Challenge is now open, calling for bold, scalable ideas to reduce barriers, improve outcomes, and expand living kidney donation. Bring forward solutions that can advance the path from donor interest to transplant. Learn more and apply: https://bit.ly/26empower

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NEWS: YouTube has demonetized Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies. The satire continues. This week’s F’d TROOPS is now on Patreon. Check out my latest anti-war short film. Subscribe + watch: patreon.com/mrnewbergers...

New Waifu of 2026 #2: Aqua (Kingdom Hearts) Took me long enough for a second! She's cute, she's sweet, she's protective, and she's amazingly beautiful. Not best girl IN KH, but definitely best girl FROM KH.

Menudo golpe se ha llevado la chica!!!! / What a shock that girl got!!!! #FinalFantasy

Found a fire tower! ✨ Enter Aan’sao’gal: where magic, mystery, and war collide. 📖 Read the series: authorcdarney.com 💙📚 #authorcdarney #thechroniclesofthetroop #thebookofghaan #authorlife #hiddengems #hikinglife #quietplaces #pennsylvania

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'Malfunctioning Megatron' demands your DNA data, but thinks humans are reptiles due to en-slop-ification. From Neofeud 2 my 90s-style #retrogame ! silverspook.itch.io/neofeud2 #indiedev #indiegames #cyberpunk #steamdeck #RETROGAMING #art #artist #scifiart #noai

Wab Kinew: "There's so much to love about this country. There's so many unique cultural aspects of this place. And we're the first nation of hockey."

greens4palestine: PM Meloni looks nervous... @bonelli.angelo and The Italian Greens have the courage to call her out. We must see where the world is heading, where war is dictated by two men. Netanyahu and Trump. Bombíng civilian infrastructure and schools, violating the Geneva Convention.

Within Me Are #Cosmos From #Sandman #Comic [Child of Night And Time] Cosmos of Souls The New World Rabbit With Crown (Google) Rabbit on [Moon My Birth] (Predates) #giantimpacthypothesis INSPIRATION From #FireForce Ending ( A WORLD EMPTY NO ABILITIES NO POWERS ..

Heat Death is a bit whimsical I suppose... pop corn anyone? What about blancmage? Check out the rest of the album too! Sounds great on vinyl amd as a digital download 😆 Is it just me or is it bit Erasure-esque too?

The parkour specialist has taken matters indoors! Someone get this guy his own reality show.

i can’t believe it’s going to be over next week 😩🥹 #perfectcrown #kdrama

I found an opening act for Trump's WWE event.

Eine Seefahrt die ist lustig.... #TerawayUnfolded #Playstation5

Bernie loves the manosphere, which is financed by the tech broligarchy. Just watch Theo Von’s latest interview with him. Theo advertises for Bitcoin-Moonpay thruout the interview. It’s a disgrace. Listen to Sharpton on Bernie, please, Randi!

Uma equipe de cientistas descobriu na Tailândia o maior dinossauro já registrado no Sudeste Asiático. O gigante de pescoço longo viveu há mais de 100 milhões de anos. Os fósseis foram identificados com o auxílio de tecnologia digital 3D. #CBReels #CBShorts

Help us celebrate this year's Hobbit Day with a stream - “The World’s Largest Second Breakfast!” Join us a day early on Sunday, September 21st at 2pm EST as we share our favorite hobbity food creations and tolkien memories!

Developer Sean Gause showed an interesting way of using parallax to fake building interiors in "Hear Tell of Hauntings," their wild west survival horror game. 🏚️ See more: www.instagram.com/seangause Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3410390/... #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame #realtimevfx

Perfectionism and Productivity in the New Year, 2026

#nzpol New Zealand Opposition MPs. Move On Orders. 21 May. @teaomaorinews

@politicaled.bsky.social @bill-maxwell.bsky.social @kathyswords.bsky.social @silverfox9.bsky.social WELL, IT'S "KNOW YOUR RIGHTS" FRIDAY ACROSS TRUMPFUCKISTAN AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #NoPedoPresidents #2026Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp #GeneralStrike

Some losses never heal. Renée Nicole Good’s death during a federal operation shows what happens when humanity is pushed aside in moments that demand it most. @drhaydeebrown.bsky.social @sonyasloanmd.bsky.social @meidastouch.com #Minnesota #ICE #ReneeGood #Minneapolis #ICEOut

governments, corporations & NGOs by allowing them to check the diversity/initiative box. Worse then that, it's actually the new way of erasing Indigenous people & replacing us as the Native people. This⬆️video by APTN is a perfect example: Tell me that this ⬆️ reporter is an Indigenous person that...

'Gas has this particularly important role because the price of electricity that we pay is set by the most expensive form of generation.' On our latest podcast we discuss Britain’s energy mix and net zero targets. 🎧️ Listen to the podcast: ifs.org.uk/articles/why...

Murdering and gassing their own people? They've a history of it! On 13th May 1985 in West Philadelphia, police laid siege to a rowhouse occupied by MOVE – a Black liberation group – trying to force them out. First the gunfire, then the tear gas, and then the unthinkable... 1/3

whg lmao

Join me at our community campaign kickoff this Saturday, Dec 13th. Together we will put people before politics and flip this seat!

🧄 Com es fa el millor allioli? Boníssim i que no es talli?   La xef Maria Nicolau defensa que el podem fer amb la batedora, en un recipient d'un diàmetre ajustat. Si barregem l'oli d'oliva verge extra amb oli refinat o de gira-sol, serà més fàcil que ens quedi cremós.   I el truc definitiu: la…

invertmaster hat Duo-Karriere offenbar sehr wörtlich genommen: gemeinsam fahren, gemeinsam kämpfen — und den Duo-Partner direkt mitnehmen. 💥 #F1Duo #F1 #F125

From Chile to the Guggenheim! 🏛️✨ Meet Antonieta Landa, who is making sure Latin American art takes its rightful place in the world’s most renowned museums. Her journey from the diaspora has shaped a unique identity that strengthens our country's global image. 🎨🇨🇱 🔗 More here: dub.sh/SgxmbOG

I’ve started polishing the courtyard environments in my dark fantasy game, Crimson Rest. I’ve added towers, windows, lamps, and new spawn points for the monsters. What do you think? #indiedev #gamedev #godot #darkfantasy #psx #nostalgic

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What may seem like ordinary design can shape who feels welcome in a space and who doesn’t. Anna Kodé discusses how hostile architecture affects communities and public life. Watch the full conversation on YouTube. youtu.be/Edk8IIATFA0?... #stayinformed #stayconnected #hostilearchitecture

Same guy making Gameoverse made a cameo in Red vs Blue

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Patrick Dorgu against Arsenal

She kicked a sleeping cat… Karma hit back INSTANTLY 😱🐱 This woman in Turkey thought she could hurt an innocent cat. But… 🔥 More viral clips & AI art: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@RuViralEN TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@coolvidzcool Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vidzcool/

SpaceX Targets Massive Valuation, Broadcom Slips, and Market Supply Concerns #finance #economy #business #markets

Um misterioso objeto luminoso que aparecia no céu da 205 Sul, em fevereiro de 1977, continua intrigando a capital federal quase 50 anos depois. 📽️ Roberto Fonseca/CB/DA Press, Cedoc/CB