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When you're lowkey hungry and want a snack but your insatiable feedee has devoured every crumb of food in the house before you wake up

Me after being around people for more than 5 seconds:

Happy Memorial Day ⚰️🦅

This is genuinely how I feel using the internet now. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SAFETY, OR GUIDELINES, OR RULES. I JUST WANNA JACK OFF. FUCK VPNs, FUCK CENSORSHIP, FUCK STRIPE, FUCK PAYPAL LIMITATIONS. I AM A GROWN ASS MAN. LET ME CUM. STOP FUCKING MAKING WEBSITES INTO YOUR OWN PERSONAL CHASITY CAGE.

Bedrock edition?

When you jack off to fat furs but hate obesity in real life so you constantly chime in its unhealthy and they need to eat right

This counts.

Three children allegedly burglarized two different gas stations in Albany County; the youngest just 10 years old. I stopped by the Sunoco Country Stop & Shop in Altamont where employees showed me what happened on camera. cbs6albany.com/news/local/t...

RobertDothard.com #us 🇺🇲💙 #citizen #vote #democratic

Trump is “increasingly desperate” because he is not in a “dominant position” and “cannot dictate terms,” while “the Iranians are not going to accept a ceasefire that puts them in the same position as Lebanon and Gaza,” says @tparsi.bsky.social of the Quincy Institute.

From 3/30-4/12, congressional representatives will be in their home offices. AWIS member Sydney Woods offers advice on how contact and meet with your representatives. Read more: https://awis.org/resource/awis-advocacy-days-2026-contacting-your-representatives-and-sharing-your-story/ #WomenInScience

🚨 THERE WILL BE SHOTS FIRED TONIGHT! 🍻😂 They literally told us… 👀 They say it openly, right in front of everyone. The public is shown exactly what is happening… Send this to someone who still can’t see the signs hidden in plain sight 🍿👀 👉 www.charlieward.com

David Russell shares a video where he asks orbs in the sky if they are from Jesus. Watch this full episode of "Unreported": https://youtu.be/wMrCs1fdPEQ 

This has to be one of the best video game promotions! Thank you, Bret Hart!

One of my favorite testimonies before a group of white racists politician in Louisiana. They are reconstructionist fools who would be happy to reinstate Jim Crow Tony

I'm in the fund everything but ICE camp. We need to pay TSA, Coast Guard, FEMA, and the rest of the Department of Homeland Security.

My MVP: The Open Door in Gloucester. They serve 2 million meals to low-income residents here in the Sixth — 30% of which are children. Local pantries need our support now more than ever. We need fighters in Congress who will fund SNAP benefits and fight for working families.

100,000 strong gathered around the Washington Monument, a five-minute walk from the White House. #HandsOff #50501Protests

Genuinely what was the thought process behind making it to where you have to stop shooting to recharge your shield

#OnThisDay 1962 Colin Vearncombe born He recorded under the group name Black His debut album as Black went to No3 in the UK and the title single and Sweetest Smile both peaked at No8 on the UK singles charts He was born in West Derby,Liverpool and died at age 53 after a car crash in Cork,Ireland

I promised my Patreon supporters a secret live walk this Thursday. But severe weather has pushed the event I wanted to show to next week. Sorry. The secret live walk will still take place. Maybe we’ll do one this weekend too.

Kelly Botengan explains how the pause to the new intake of Home Care Worker #Immigration pilots will make it more difficult for migrant caregivers to maintain their status and achieve permanent residency. #ircc rabble.ca/podcast/migr...

Spotting stroke symptoms early makes all the difference—know the BE FAST signs and act fast to help save a life. Learn more about stroke symptoms and what to do: https://www.franciscanhealth.org/community/blog/dont-ignore-stroke-symptoms

A local Firefighter celebrated an incredible milestone after completing chemotherapy. https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/watch-pasco-county-firefighter-rings-bell-after-completing-chemotherapy/ 

Yep 🏆 good news 😍💙💛

129th Mechanized, Phoenix Detachment "Rugby Team" who just liberated Odradne. Please add user name with donation

Could we (should we) geo-engineer the climate to cool it? One of 3 current climate/nature/water stories in our new MiniPod out now. Jo Caird from @ciwem.bsky.social The Environment magazine joins us. Stay informed on the challenges facing the planet and what's possible. 🎧➡️ bit.ly/PP_MiniPod_Nov2025

"My government and I are not here to investigate whether the war was good or bad" Sri Lanka president Anura Kumara Dissanayake addressing the 17th National War Heroes’ Day event assures no action will be taken for accountability over alleged war crimes & crimes against humanity.

Over the next few years, a lot of the industrial and commercial spaces around the Kylemore road will be turned into housing. We need those homes, but we also need the schools, parks, shops, and public transport, that will make them working communities.

yup, it's called Maul: Shadow Lord, and it takes place right after Revenge of the Sith/Clone Wars S7, and it's REALLY good, it just came out last month and the two final episodes aired on May 4th, there's 10 episodes in Season 1 total and they're gonna do another season, I'm SO READY

Coming down Jefferson Road on the back of the South Hills ridge in Charleston, dropping out onto MacCorkle. #JeffersonRoad #SouthHillsCharleston #MacCorkleAvenue #KanawhaCounty #CharlestonWV #25309 #WVdashcam #WestVirginiadecline

We’re ONE WEEK away here’s a little checklist to make sure you’re ready: Event Countdown Checklist • ☐ ❄️ Grab Your Ticket • ☐ ❄️ Plan Your Outfit • ☐ ❄️ Mark Your Calendar • ☐ ❄️ Charge Your Phone/Cameras • ☐ ❄️ Invite a Friend or Two if you have not RSVP'ed click here - https://loom.ly/LD5IzqA

Cristhian Mosquera gets a yellow card for time wasting...in the 46th minute 🫣

Day 402 – Running every day for the rest of my life to improve my mental health (5.05 km) 🎵 Yung Lean – bender++girlfriend 🎮 Machinarium (Amanita Design, XGen Studios) #yunglean #bendergirlfriend #machinarium #amanitadesign #emowave #sadtrap #runningtherapy #runningstreak #dailypractice #innerwork

The truth about sleep

I was so absorbed in the debut of the #TorontoTempo that I didn't see the Habs & the Sabres. Let me put it this way.

Yesterday on BBC Newsnight, we discussed the ongoing war in Iran and when Trump might decide to end it. We also spoke about the UK's involvement and recent criticisms of Starmer.

Nouveauté de la semaine ! À l'occasion de la sortie de "Robin the Boy Wonder" de Juni Ba aux éditions Urban Comics, le Comic Shops Assemble vous propose une édition collector du titre ! #astrocity #urbancomics #comicshopsassemble #batman

THE UNION TIED?

Fight or Flight Chorus 1 Gonna let it flee away from me, make it release, so I can move on I will find some peace of mind, must unwind, so I can move on #fightorflight #freezeresponse #trauma #songwriter #folkpunk #falsechoices

You can call me many things, but good at Splatoon is NOT one of them 🙏

One pedestrian died and another was injured after a driver struck them before crashing into a building in San Francisco’s Chinatown on Friday, authorities said. Read more → www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/c... 🎥: Minh Connors/For the S.F. Chronicle

"Why do they keep killing children?! They should stop a war the second a single child gets a scratch! What kind of cowardice is this?

Before illness, there’s inequality. Dr. Wanga Zembe-Mkabaile breaks down how the conditions people live in shape whether they get sick & whether they recover. Healthcare isn’t just about hospitals. It’s about everything that happens before & after. Full episode: www.equals.ink/p/the-inequa...

#Russia's Victory Day #parade has traditionally showcased the Kremlin's military power. But this year's event will be scaled back - with almost no hardware. The mood in Moscow also appears more subdued, with some #Russians telling CNN's Fred Pleitgen it's time for the conflict with #Ukraine to end.

Let's do the time warp again.

Here's what's coming up tonight on WKOW!

skelly :D

#YUM it up at Shang Hai Yan yesterday 🥢🥢♥️♥️ #GoodEats #MeLike #Shanghai #ChinaTrip

Coming tomorrow! What happened when Belgian authorities arrested (and released) Israeli soldiers while at a local music festival? Mathias Holvoet explains the challenges Belgian universal jurisdiction faces.

Why I'm building my own database.

DJT has no integrity or dignity. That is clear.

DoN2026 in NY thread

KKND2: KROSSFIRE - Beam Software (1998, PS1) Available on Polymega Collection Volume 16. Link in Bio.

Rep. Sarah McBride, the first out transgender member of US Congress, was deliberately misgendered by Rep. Keith Self during a House meeting on 11 March 2025 when he introduced her as ‘Mr. McBride’.

Dropping by for dinner this evening. #crow #birds #corvids

“No more talks, we’ve had enough” - Iran