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Me trying to write backstory lore for any of my OCs:

"Excuse me? He asked for no pickles." She chews the burger down right in front of the cashier. "Make him a new one. NOW." "Hello? We asked for extra toppings?!" She devours the greasy pizza pie in one sitting and huffs. "Make us a fresh one or I'm calling the manager on you."

NO STOP NO PLEASE I BEG OF YOU NO I WOULD RATHER NO NEW MOVIES EVER BE MADE AGAIN THAN HAVE HIM RESHIT OUT ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK. IT HAPPENED. YOU MADE YOUR MONEY. STOP MILKING IPS TO DEATH.

Me after being around people for more than 5 seconds:

Bedrock edition?

When you're lowkey hungry and want a snack but your insatiable feedee has devoured every crumb of food in the house before you wake up

When you jack off to fat furs but hate obesity in real life so you constantly chime in its unhealthy and they need to eat right

#Maga #trump #trending #viral #fyp #congratulations #Liberals #democrats #conservatives #news #today

Kingsford Match Light Charcoal Commercial Recorded May 14, 1995 on WDIV/NBC 4 in Detroit, MI #commercial #barbecue #grilling #charcoal #Kingsford #NBC

🚨A lot can change in one year… #manchesterunited #manchesterutd #manunited #manutd #mufc #manchester #epl #football #footballnews #footballculture #fyp #bluesky #sport #sports

Hamanako Garden Park in Hamamatsu, Japan #Japan #Nippon

🇺🇦🇸🇪Sweden presented Ukraine with a unique handmade replica of Hetman Bohdan Khmelnytsky’s battle banner during Foreign Minister Andrii Sybiha’s visit.

« On a besoin d’une campagne complète… pour hier. » C’est la phrase qu’on a entendue d’un client à 9h12. À 10h03, ArchySocial avait déjà : la campagne structurée, une série de posts prêts à publier, des visuels générés (images + vidéos) et le planning calé. ArchySocial = votre social media manager…

Termite Terrace Club Daily - May 16th 1931 - The Tree's Knees - Dir. Hugh Harman & Rudolf Ising 1936 - I’d Love To Take Orders From You - Dir. Tex Avery 1964 - The Iceman Ducketh - Dir. Phil Monroe and Maurice Noble #LooneyTunes

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pre #caturday lick

🤝🕊️ Ukraine | Ukrainian Civilians Rescue Kidnapped Man | RCF NSFW & Premium Content: https://patreon.com/RealCombatFootage Odysee: https://odysee.com/@RCF #RealCombatFootage #RCF #War #Military #WorldNews #BreakingNews #Ukraine

“if anybody should be awarded for excellence in journalism, it is all of those Palestinian journalists in Gaza who have risked their lives to live stream a genocide” – @dianabuttu.bsky.social on journalists like @Anas al-Sharif covering Israel’s genocide in Gaza Full report ▶️ youtu.be/YeQD6spHyEU

“I used to think I was a really good irrigator. Then I started using sensors, and I realized I have a lot to learn.” — Dr. Bryan Hopkins, Soil Scientist, Brigham Young University Learn more: metergroup.com/solutions/ag...

🚨FAKE NEWS ALERT🚨 Fox & Friends swapped in old footage to hide Trump wore a baseball cap at a dignified transfer. Because nothing honors fallen soldiers like editing reality to protect a grown man’s image. Even state TV would blush.

"This was the cost of the Early Intervention Development Program in 2020. It was $38.1 million. This is what we expected to be paying every year. Instead, this year, it's $442 million!" - Robert F. Kennedy Jr See more political news on C-SPAN: https://www.c-span.org/

For someone who I felt often flubbed writing Cap, this is a hell of line for him. Also this one of those best line in MCU I alluded to.

Big Pharma: Imma need you to give everyone cancer. Big Ag: Say no more, twin.

@justinjpearson.bsky.social in Montgomery, Alabama today #momsky#sheshed #voterizer

"If you have any interest in Brazilian music, especially the hazier, tropicalia and vintage end of the country’s rich musical spectrum" www.theslowmusicmovement.org/post/jo%C3%A... Companion Playlist: www.submithub.com/link/slow-wo... #brazilianmusic #tropicalia #independent #alternative #canada

It's all about the team culture. 10 years or 2 games, once you put on the jersey, you're family. We've seen huge leaps in how everyone comes together, young and old. #SJSharks #TheFutureIsTeal #NHL #Podcast #Hockey #Celebrini #Reaves

Puffin Kiss Cam!

California’s future is on the ballot on June 2nd. Every vote in this primary is a chance to stand up for opportunity, affordability, and the California Dream. Ballots are out. Make your voice heard and vote for Xavier Becerra in the California primary.

ME ME ME "I was shocked & traumatised" #JeremyAntoinette #COI #TasLibs #politas #taspol #auspol #ShutAYDC #corruption #Tasmania

CRYSTAL PALACE OPEN THE SCORING WITH A BOOM 💥 Jean-Philippe Mateta pounces on the rebound to make it 1-0!

#CharityProject #FutureVibes ein swiss made Token based on Solana for #realworldimpact

Americans aren’t allowed to speak. Americans aren’t allowed to protest. Not even on a public sidewalk, or so says this guy. If Israel is an ally why are Zionists always trying to ruin Americans freedoms and lives, trying to get them arrested or worse?

AI is evolving faster than regulation. Maribeth Rauh, researcher at the AI Accountability Lab and former Google DeepMind, explains why accountability is becoming harder as AI grows more powerful and increasingly shapes human judgment and decision-making. 🎧 youtu.be/Mf4TejHKXUs #AI #TechEthics

15cm overnight and snowing steady. ❄️⛄❄️

Harry Styles says he lost his virginity to the intro of “Talk Show Host” by Radiohead 😭 And yes, the internet is having a field day with this confession 📸 credit: @itslisamc2 on TikTok 👉 N Crowd, this might be the most Harry Styles statement ever 👇💬

💸COSTS OF WAR: $1 Billion A Day 🚨IRAN TALKS: OFF AGAIN! 🎢STOCKS: NEW HIGHS,🛢️Oil: 🆙, ⛽️Gas: ⬆️ 🧨TECH BRO TO HEAD FED: What Can Go Wrong? 📡SiriusXM/iHeart: Merging? ⁉️CONDOM INFLATION : Price Rise Due To War! open.substack.com/pub/giserman... #breakingnews

For the 16th year in a row, we’ve earned a spot on the Best Children’s Hospitals Honor Roll by U.S. News & World Report! We’re proud to be ranked #1 in the nation for: Pediatric Cancer Care, Gastroenterology & GI Surgery and Diabetes & Endocrinology.

Reflex pick: Nanã by Polo & Pan.

Preparing for American Boots in the Sands of Iran

Today is Get Smart About Credit Day! Understanding and managing credit is key to financial health. A good credit score opens doors, whether you’re growing a business or planning for the future. #CreditSmart #FinancialLiteracyn #PhoenixRoseAccounting”

New Mexico is subsidizing internet costs for low-income families. 👀 On Priorities Podcast, @keelyquinlan.bsky.social is joined by @ilsr.bsky.social's Christopher Mitchell to discuss the program's merits & how to drive internet costs down. 🎙️ 🎧➡️ statescoop.com/radio/new-me... 📽️➡️ youtu.be/p3r82GJ51DY

Relationship Truth_ Abandoned = Rejected, Rejected = Abandoned

OUT NOW: Red Horses of the Snow – March (Expanded Edition). Limited to 200 on Iron Red & Winter Snow vinyl, this 2xLP expands the 2020 release with seven extra tracks. Launch show tonight, Bar Nothing (Margate), 6pm. Copies in-shop or at flashback.co.uk

The #WD2026 Opening Ceremony put something powerful on the global stage: a shared vision for accountability beyond WD2026. The Declaration is a call for a world where States respect, protect, and fulfill human rights. Endorse the Declaration now: https://bit.ly/4sVAAUR

BREAKING: 8 young Children from ages 1 to 14 were k.lled in Shreveport, Louisiana. It was a Domestic Dispute. The gunman is dead. Details to come. #domesticviolence #shooting #crime #breakingnews #breaking #mustangmedic #politics

It all started in 1957 with a little boy named Matthew when he asked for a Sheriff Woody doll. Matthew: A Toy Story Prequel, now available linktr.ee/theanthonykt #indiewriter #toystory #pixar #disney

They put Kyle Whittingham in an Indycar for a lap in Detroit and he can't hear the broadcast but he's loving it

Ossoff: "While you pay more for everything, Donald Trump wants your tax dollars for what many are calling the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom."

Before I submit my resignation, I’m gonna send this to the heads of my department in the Teams group chat, without context.

Alejandro Beautell, arquitecto a cargo del escenario donde León XIV oficiará la multitudinaria misa de Tenerife, nos cuenta los detalles de este espacio.

There was a bit of anger at the police over mishandling of the entry-exit paths, but at a certain point police extended the exit way.

A recent lawsuit alleges that Meta, on the direct instruction of Mark “not a lizard” Zuckerberg, used copyrighted works to train its AI models. They even alleged that some of the sources came from illegal torrent sites. #CopyrightInfringement #Meta #Zuckerberg #Anthropic #Torrent

Rise and Shine ❤ Guten Morgen, liebe Maidlovers Wow, die erste Nacht im eigenen Bett nach drei Tagen Krankenhaus tat richtig gut. Ich kann mich auch schon ein Stück besser und mit weniger Schmerzen bewegen. Heute wird nochmal ein Entspanntag. ▶️ Was findet ihr entspannend? ◀️

E segue miguelando. Flávio Bolsonaro vai se reunir com Trump à tarde, diz Eduardo Nada de confirmar o horário. Agenda oficial de Trump não prevê explicitamente a reunião. Por ora, 01 só foi recebido pelo tomador de milk shake Paulo Figueiredo

VIDEO | El presidente del Gobierno español, Pedro Sánchez, ha asegurado este viernes que nunca avaló ni "tuvo información ni conocimiento" de las maniobras de Leire Díez, algo -ha subrayado- que no "habría tolerado".