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Me after being around people for more than 5 seconds:

"Excuse me? He asked for no pickles." She chews the burger down right in front of the cashier. "Make him a new one. NOW." "Hello? We asked for extra toppings?!" She devours the greasy pizza pie in one sitting and huffs. "Make us a fresh one or I'm calling the manager on you."

NO STOP NO PLEASE I BEG OF YOU NO I WOULD RATHER NO NEW MOVIES EVER BE MADE AGAIN THAN HAVE HIM RESHIT OUT ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK. IT HAPPENED. YOU MADE YOUR MONEY. STOP MILKING IPS TO DEATH.

Bedrock edition?

Happy Memorial Day ⚰️🦅

When you jack off to fat furs but hate obesity in real life so you constantly chime in its unhealthy and they need to eat right

Me trying to write backstory lore for any of my OCs:

This counts.

David Lammy says Keir Starmer is the most resilient person he knows & the PM will not be setting out a timetable for his departure

It's Okay To Be Woke: President Trump's polling numbers continues to crater. #woke #wokeness #staywoke #politics #liberal

Jalla by Antigoni #Eurovisión2026 Cyprus 🇨🇾

#hospital #doctor #nurse #medical #lol #funny #jokes #humor #comedy #healthcare #patient #death #comedian #standup #show #actors #sick #seniors #safety #horror #kids #family #fun #prank #health #healthy #wellness #job #dumb #drinking #lifestyle #fitness #scary #games #weird #love #dangerous #mystery

👽Cute Alien 4👽 #qp #aiart bsky.app/profile/plea...

Fleur is starting to see the truth about her past though there are more revelations to come. And her writer reaches the magical 70,000 word marker! 🥳 #writinglife #indieauthor #celebration

How many failures/lessons have we gone through? Too many to count. Just remember, there are as many ways to farm and to garden as there are Growers. Find what works for you. Thank you for supporting small businesses; your choices matter. BTW, Epstein. #farmlife #familyfarm #garden

Entspannungsfahrt durch die Felder bei schönem Wetter. Par Wolken unterbrechen den blauen Himmel

Anotha one:

Listen to the Professor, Robert Reich: Is Donald Trump trying to start a recession? #Trumpflation

Thank you for all the smiles.

*SPOILERS* Punisher 3, what are your predictions for the next issue? LIVE Wednesdays 7PM EST! New Comic Book Day Reviews, Nerdy News/Rumors, & Creator Interviews! Follow, Subscribe, Join the Discord! PANELOIDS.COM!

Where are the American wingers and dribbly boys?! 🤨 𝐔𝐒𝐌𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐥𝐲 - watch/listen 👇 🍎: tinyurl.com/2s4667s8 ✳️: tinyurl.com/3rcvwuyt 📺: tinyurl.com/3f36rvhf

In a special edition of VGC: The Video Game Podcast, @jennynicholson.bsky.social chats to @jordanmiddler.bsky.social about her favorite Pokemon toys, her Pokemon grails, and how she discovered the series. Out now: youtu.be/hPMlHZatzRY

Thank you, Tammy Narvaez, for your leadership in strengthening partnerships that support and advance Harris County. Your work helps connect the county to valuable opportunities and resources that benefit our community. #IGA #HarrisCounty #WomensHistoryMonth

Tout au long du mois de juin, vous pourrez profiter d'une campagne MOTHERSHIP RPG. Si vous aimez l'horreur, la science-fiction, Alien et tout ce qui évoque la peur et le turfu... Vous serez bien heureux ! Rdv chaque vendredi à partir de la semaine prochaine.

Miley Cyrus Honors Dad, Zendaya’s Busy Schedule & New Paul McCartney Music #celebrity #popculture #famous #trending #celebnews

Good morning all you amazing critters and welcome to a thrilling Thursday, y'all are invited to the party.

🔵 He should be disqualified on this alone. And her "woo" at the end is everything 🔵🤣

A level electoral playing field needs an independent referee. Great to talk to BBC Today in Parliament last week about the campaign to restore the Electoral Commission’s independence. Power must not police itself. Full episode 👇 www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Not as awful as you think it is.

Biggers is Back with More BS! Arson isn’t activism. Cutting power in winter can put people in danger—full stop. But Lucy Biggers uses the Berlin sabotage to push climate misinformation. #climateaction #climatechange #renewableenergy #factcheck

Where’s Kamala Harris?

Anniversary Guest Spotlight S1E21 Malynda Hale (African Methodist Episcopal – AME) – Being the Good News YouTube: youtu.be/59qLm_wr7CQ?... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/01CB... @malyndahale.bsky.social @thenewevangelicals.bsky.social #christianity #deconstruction #theNewEvangelicals #AME

A trifel is a dessert. Dfkr! The ceasefire is broken. They warned us. They don't go back on their word.

Hey everybody here is today’s DISNEY trivia enjoy and have fun. I will see you real soon.

#MayorMamdani #JeffBezos

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Valentines may be past and gone but your oral care should go on and on. Love your life, love your smile. Clean your teeth in the morning for your friends. Clean at night for your oral health, overall health and wellbeing. Tips and tools at growingsmiles.co.uk

Everyone will be watching closely to see if that promise holds. May 30, 2026

🤖 John Shea Took in a Spurs game after GM meetings in San Antonio in November 2024. Walked to the front gate and bought a $10 ticket (and of course moved down close). Wemby was quite the show. Don’t think those 10-buck tickets will be available again anytime soon.

The balls on this guy., OMG

#GivingTuesday is almost here! Your generosity makes a lasting impact. Last year, donors like you helped train clinicians, fund scholarships, and expand compassionate care for families. Tomorrow, you can make a difference again. https://ow.ly/2W8G50XA92Q

You're probably already planning for #SelfCareWeek (17-23 Nov) if not, there are still way to get involved. Go to our website for tips and resources. bit.ly/37tIQXP @pcpa-uk.bsky.social @giwpcn.bsky.social @nhscovwarksicb.bsky.social @nhsddicb.bsky.social @myfuturecare.bsky.social

man i hated that review so much cus its filled to the brim with miss information

well, since this site doesn't have balloons yet, have it this way 🤭 (thanks so much to @darjasan.bsky.social for that masterpiece, gave me a good laugh 😘❤️)

WHO TO TRUST

The constant cycle of heat and thunderstorms we have seen establish itself more every summer is back.

“This is the best feeling in the world." 🥹 The longest-tenured Spur, Keldon Johnson (11 PTS, 4-8 FGM) sounds off on the GAME 7 win in OKC! Spurs will play for their sixth NBA title starting next Wednesday at 8:30pm/et on ABC!

Whooo whoo Mikal with 24pts KAT triple double maybe I am wrong Good performance from the Knicks 🧡💙 #Knickssky

GOD DAMMIT @andr3wsky …. Now I have to start over

At An Uncertain Hour is an epic fantasy that's both sweeping and intimate — a tale of love, war, adventure & betrayal. Follow the Traveller's spellbinding 3,000-year journey in paperback & all digital formats. #fantasy #epicfantasynovels #fantasyadventure #novel nykiblatchley.com/at-an-uncert...

“I will be running for Congress." The Texas legislature redrew Democrat @repjuliejohnson.bsky.social district as heavy Republican. But she told Y'all-itics that she still intends to be on a ballot next spring. #txlege STORY: www.wfaa.com/article/news...

Slay The Princess by @blacktabbygames.com somehow lives up to the huge hype. Excellent writing, choice making, branching paths and longevity. @serenityforge.com #SlayThePrincess #SlayThePrincessEdit #scarlethollowgame #visualnovel #visualnoveledit

10 years ago on May 15, 2016, Red vs Blue Season 14 released!

My GOP colleagues are petrified about November because Trump has taken away every possible argument that GOP reps could make to their constituents. And the worst part is, he doesn't even seem to care. Democrats will win back Congress, and I’ll lead the effort to hold this fascist accountable.

#iran #kuwait #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/czaymtns

Why does Aughinish export so much alumina to Russia? Ownership! It's a Russian company, part of an internal supply chain feeding Russian industry despite the invasion of Ukraine The issue isn't so much what Aughinish produces. It's where it goes There are alternatives My interview today ...

#EcoFighters #Arcade #Shooter

We went to Emo Nite at #Stagecoach and saw Ashlee Simpson and 3OH!3. Follow our adventures at the festival all weekend long. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...