When you're lowkey hungry and want a snack but your insatiable feedee has devoured every crumb of food in the house before you wake up

This counts.

"Excuse me? He asked for no pickles." She chews the burger down right in front of the cashier. "Make him a new one. NOW." "Hello? We asked for extra toppings?!" She devours the greasy pizza pie in one sitting and huffs. "Make us a fresh one or I'm calling the manager on you."

twitter moderators

When you jack off to fat furs but hate obesity in real life so you constantly chime in its unhealthy and they need to eat right

This is genuinely how I feel using the internet now. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SAFETY, OR GUIDELINES, OR RULES. I JUST WANNA JACK OFF. FUCK VPNs, FUCK CENSORSHIP, FUCK STRIPE, FUCK PAYPAL LIMITATIONS. I AM A GROWN ASS MAN. LET ME CUM. STOP FUCKING MAKING WEBSITES INTO YOUR OWN PERSONAL CHASITY CAGE.

NO STOP NO PLEASE I BEG OF YOU NO I WOULD RATHER NO NEW MOVIES EVER BE MADE AGAIN THAN HAVE HIM RESHIT OUT ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK. IT HAPPENED. YOU MADE YOUR MONEY. STOP MILKING IPS TO DEATH.

Happy Memorial Day ⚰️🦅

"[Jalen Brunson's] been little Wemby in terms of down the stretch for these games." Kenny Smith says you don't want to face Brunson 1-on-1 🔥

🚨 ICYMI: President Trump warned Iran that the U.S. is closely monitoring its military activity. “We know EXACTLY what they're doing.” “It'll all be gone in one day.”

Real talk: how is this track landing for you? I genuinely want to know. #IndieMusic #indieartist #acousticpop #singersongwriter #influencers #mothersupreme #mightyonemanband

🥅🏒⛸️🇨🇦GO HABS GO🇨🇦🥅🏒⛸️ Montreal Canadiens vs Buffalo Sabres. Stanley Cup Playoffs LETS GOOOO 🇨🇦 ❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️ ❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️

Being an ARMY is the best thing in the world I can't wait for my Bangtan summer 😭

🇺🇦☕️Sharing what’s happening in Ukraine under very difficult conditions. If you’d like to support, you can buy a few coffees — it truly means a lot. ✅ Donate: buymeacoffee.com/24hoursukraine

2/2 - Mr. Obrknežev, as a Serbian government official, has reason to be pleased: The White House strongly backs 🇷🇺 interests in 🇭🇺, while at 🇷🇸 student protests pro-Russian flags (“No surrender of Kosovo”) wave freely — and citizens carrying EU and 🇺🇦 flags are physically attacked. And that’s not all:

Any kid(still do hw because want to learn but cant go to school)want to do hw but parent tell them to work&group feel sad for kid&kid go back to do hw in Netflix ATLA, Disney, Pixar, Harry Potter, Wednesday, Minions, Barbie, Star Wars, One Piece? Dad:Come,put this&give it to that table over there

Today's DAVELY VIBE: When I am Hungry Daily rhyming banter for a healthier body and a happier grin. . . . #shorts #fitness #vibe #workout #gym #workoutmotivation #fitnessgoals #orlando #florida #musclebuilding #sports #sayings #quotes #fitnessinspiration #activeliving #hungry

Antonelli Makes F1 History, Laporta Addresses Messi Departure, and Sabalenka vs Gauff Highlights #sports #sportnews #football #soccer #nba #nfl #tennis #f1 #athletics #sportshighlights

ICYMI: CDX—the new era of soil moisture sensing. In this 30-min webinar, Leo Rivera explains how next-gen sensors work, why they matter, and what they mean for ag, environmental science, engineering, and more. Watch the webinar: metergroup.com/webinars/cdx...

He has got to be kidding but he’s not because MAGA gulps this down like a cold beer. The goal is to shut down Medicare as we currently have it, by the way. It’s in the Kevin Roberts Heritage Foundation plan to destroy our safety net programs. #pinks #MAGAsucks #bluecrew

US-202 @ WESTTOWN RD 🕒 5:12 AM - 5:15 AM ET (8x speed) 🌡️ 57°F | Foggy 📍: 39.959480,-75.579710

🚨 Under the Radar: Revealing Foreign Interference in America’s Elections 🗳️🌍 👉 Be part of the discussion and uncover the details: https://genevalentino.com/ 🇺🇸🔎 #InvisibleCoup #ElectionIntegrity #ForeignInfluence #GeneValentino #USPolitics #StayInformed

The think! conference is like no other. You’ll learn how gifted educators think BIG to improve learning, make state requirements work to their advantage! Register now! : https://lead4ward.com/think/ #lead4ward #educationleadership #texasPD #educationconference

Ukraine’s Defense Forces used FPV drones to burn a Russian base packed with military equipment. #Ukraine

HEY a proper 2-on-1 break, give up the ball early and get it back!

⚡ Swedish PM Ulf Kristersson: Sweden is part of the group of countries that have provided Ukraine with the most military products and equipment.

Fencing Coach, St Benedict's School @stbenedictsschool.bsky.social . Closes: 11/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/lch69j. #independentschooljobs #londonjobs #teachingjobs @hmc-schools.bsky.social

🔴 4 YEAR TWITCH PARTNER ANNIVERSARY! ✅ DESTINY 2 PVE HELPS ALL DAY! GIVEAWAYS AND SHENANIGANS! twitch.tv/danfinity

We the People dance bachata on Pratt St.

🌱 Healthy Flavor Community Garden is growing! Join A Red Circle for our Healthy Community Market. 🗓️ Last Sat of the month (May-Oct) ⏰ 8 AM–12 PM 📍 351 Chambers Rd, Riverview, MO (Zion Travelers Church) Shop fresh local produce & connect with neighbors! #CommunityGarden

Our celebration of Black History Month continues as we recognize our rock star Local 113-Toronto, ON, Member Tanya Daye. #BlackHistoryMonth

Congrats to Napoleon Solo, Paco Lopez, and Chad Summers for their incredible win at the 151st Preakness Stakes!

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#notplayingAmerica250

Let's talk about Universal Basic Mobility! All people - no matter how much money they have or where they live - should be able to CHOOSE how they get around... and should ACTUALLY be safe. This means more than just no-barrier access to transportation: it means transforming our streets.

✨ Flashback to 1964: When The Beatles & Bob Dylan crossed paths at NYC’s Delmonico Hotel after a legendary Forest Hills concert! 🌆🎸 Dylan’s introduction to marijuana sparked a creative revolution, shaping classics like “Rubber Soul” #MusicHistory #Beatles #BobDylan #LegendaryMoments #1960sVibes

𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗡𝗢𝗪 -𝟭 19/5/202602:07 PM

Three million care workers could be reclassified as "companions" instead of professionals under a proposal from the Trump admin, ending their right to federal minimum wage and overtime pay. Producer: Cerise Castle Camera: Jeff Ricker Editor: Marco Amador #homehealthcare #minimumwage #News

$200 billion in debt! How the hell will they be able to do anything

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We Don't Just Ride – We Feel | Segway X Frantic TV #SegwayXyber #PEVLife #ElectricBike

What a great way to start celebrating America’s 250th anniversary! A huge thank you to the Historical Society for putting together such an incredible parade and community celebration.

'Tis the season for higher heating bills. Coming up Wednesday morning on CBS News Detroit, we'll have more on how to keep your home warm and comfortable without breaking the bank.

(spoilers for the climax of season 4's first cor) I'm a simple man and the music in this scene actually made me start feeling goosebumps. (please ignore Key_in_red coming online in the middle of the video and also @ bluesky mods unshadowban him pls)

Wenn man dran geleckt hat, darf man es behalten

Clean air protections are being rolled back — meaning more mercury and toxins in our air. Tom Kean Jr. sits on Energy & Commerce, the committee overseeing this, and stays silent. Silence has consequences. #NJ07 #CleanAir #Accountability

Trump afirma que el oro podría estar faltando y exige una auditoría completa de Fort Knox, señalando que la última vez fue en 1973.

Racism is expensive.

An explosion is reported at a weapons plant in Tula, Russia. Local channels report a fire at the 'A+A' arms and ammunition manufacturing facility.

Hayes：Trump’s revenge tour is blowing up in his face [Edit] Trump’s revenge tour against Republicans he deemed insufficiently loyal is now creating the backlash that could stall his own agenda in Congress. June 3, 2026 www.ms.now/all-in/watch... All In with Chris Hayes

Eid Mubarak to those celebrating! I'm hoping you all had a fantastic Ramadan and managed to celebrate with your friends and family. Wishing you the best!

Український дрон FP-1 летить за кілька метрів над гладдю Фінської затоки під час ранкової атаки на Петербург.

Peace is not found in big moments. It is found in the small ones we often overlook. True peace comes from being present, embracing silence, and appreciating everyday moments without constantly expecting the next crisis. 🎥 Full video — https://www.youtube.com/@StaceyChillemiAdvisor

“I’m not sure what that is behind Jake Bauers.” Learn ball pal

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