This is genuinely how I feel using the internet now. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SAFETY, OR GUIDELINES, OR RULES. I JUST WANNA JACK OFF. FUCK VPNs, FUCK CENSORSHIP, FUCK STRIPE, FUCK PAYPAL LIMITATIONS. I AM A GROWN ASS MAN. LET ME CUM. STOP FUCKING MAKING WEBSITES INTO YOUR OWN PERSONAL CHASITY CAGE.

"Excuse me? He asked for no pickles." She chews the burger down right in front of the cashier. "Make him a new one. NOW." "Hello? We asked for extra toppings?!" She devours the greasy pizza pie in one sitting and huffs. "Make us a fresh one or I'm calling the manager on you."

This counts.

Happy Memorial Day ⚰️🦅

When you jack off to fat furs but hate obesity in real life so you constantly chime in its unhealthy and they need to eat right

twitter moderators

Me trying to write backstory lore for any of my OCs:

When you're lowkey hungry and want a snack but your insatiable feedee has devoured every crumb of food in the house before you wake up

Happy bank holiday weekend! While our services remain open as usual - our social media is taking a break. We'll be back on Tuesday 26th May. We hope you have a fantastic long weekend!

A rare African penguin chick has hatched at the Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa, marking the first time in nearly 17 years the species has been born on the property. Details: https://www.khon2.com/maui-news/african-penguin-chick-hatches-maui/ 

He said they didn’t “collect” videos… the word salad is amazing by Todd… sure they didn’t collect they were given… nice try Todd.

Double Dragon Gaiden is a very fun game to play, with a high replay value. In Survival mode, you earn tokens to buy new characters and other items. Gameplay with Abobo and Marian youtu.be/U0sAmJCXwQw #doubledragon #beatemup

RAINZ CDT includes £10k/year TechExpert funding via the UK Government’s TechFirst programme ⏰ Deadline 13 Feb Apply now: https://f.mtr.cool/sflwdvbszp

Europe had nothing to do with this administration's decision to go to war.

What better way to end Earth Week than with some #GoodClimateNews? Read more: goodclimatenews.substack.com/p/edition-41...

REMINDER: submit your work for the 2026 Congressional Art Competition by April 17th for a chance to be showcased in the Capitol for the next year!   Visit my website or call my office for details.

Studie: Naturklänge aus heimischen Wäldern wirken besonders erholsam https://www.geo.de/natur/studie--naturklaenge-aus-heimischen-waeldern-wirken-besonders-erholsam-37298990.html #Wald #Naturklaenge #Waldgeraeusche #Wohlbefinden

@jojofromjerz.bsky.social you have no idea how badly some of us needed to hear that. It’s tragedy upon tragedy. All done on purpose. It’s a lot. It’s sad. It’s maddening. #pinks #bluecrew #proudblue #momsky #resist #Fdt #fuckmaga #fucktheGOP #fucktheepsteinclass 1/2 Part 1

Seth Jarvis just chilling while chaos erupted in the ice. The guy is hilarious 😂😅🤣 Subscribe 👉 @funny_as_puck #Hockey #NHL

Yet again the IOS has targeted journalists, killing three in as many days; ISRA’HELL claims that they don’t deliberately target journalists. They were killed in southern Lebanon on Saturday, they were Ali Shoeib, Fatima Ftouni and her brother, cameraman Mohamed Ftouni. #LebanonUnderAttack #IranWar

We can't afford to sit back and let Trump attack California. We have to be prepared to fight hard and fight back.

#Duett mit emilymoncusphotography #schwanger #schwangerschaft #schwangere #babybauch Ich bringe gerade meine Videos hierher – falls du neu bist, willkommen! 👋

Quick update on a column I recently wrote: The Kansas City Council approved the American Jazz Museum's $3.2 million funding request to revamp the historic venue...

#Chinese online streamers working in production-line conditions

It's time to get petite!

After an incredible evening in London, we’re embarking on a transatlantic journey to New York City! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience Unholy Live at the Streicker center. Grab your ticket now!

The presence of Unicorns and Eagles helps the No Kings Day protest.... #Resist #Protest #NoKings #LFK

NEW AD: Ken Paxton just released a pedophile back on our streets. Adam Hoffman abused a little boy for 3 years. He should have faced life in prison — but Ken Paxton and his wealthy lawyer friends let Hoffman off the hook. Ken Paxton’s corruption is hurting Texas.

Lymphatic Filariasis (Elephantiasis): Symptoms, Causes, Complications, Diagnosis, Treatment #Elephantiasis #iprkashmishra #MedicalEmergency #medicalNotes #LymphaticFilariasis

We will not stop talking about Epstein until you release the files! Don't like it? Too bad, so sad!!!

Protect Our Care has mapped 889 hospitals, clinics, and nursing homes that have closed or are at risk of closing due to the Republican-made cuts to national health care funding. We update that map every single day.

SocialRails is how smart creators win without burnout 🤩

SHUT UP YOU UGLY FUCK An ode to Stephen Miller

Parce qu'il n'y avait pas assez de chouettes sorties indé en ce début mai, @lvl374.bsky.social décide de dégainer halfmoon, un visual-novel à l’esthétique particulière, le tout programmé pour le 22 mai prochain. Et si jamais vous ne l'avez pas fait : jouez à NIDANA, sorti l'an passé.

#ConfidenceCode #readwithme #storytime

Trump’s DISTRACTION game‼️ #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

For Promotional Use Only. I heard validation was for parking spots while people are using it for validity even if they don’t have validation. In my case even if one thing is out of place everything else keeps going. #SLS #TeamSuperior #SuperiorLuxuryStyle

it's not easy juggling two fixations yknow

One Big Beautiful Bill #bigbeautifulbill #healthcare #medicaid #governmentshutdown #government #ice #deficit #protest #protestsong #protestmusic #america #usa #westvirginia #wv #folk #folksong #folkmusic #singersongwriter #originalsong #USPolicy

#0503憲法集会

"It's really imperative that action is taken immediately..the Scottish Government must implement this housing plan and get actions underway" - Aoife Deery; Senior Social Justice Policy Officer at CAS #housingemergency

Lessons from RBG.

الآن تقدر تستعمل واحد من أقوى نماذج الذكاء الاصطناعي مجاناً وفالهاتف تاعك 🤯 Google حررات Gemma 4 مجاني، بدون إنترنت، وداتاك تبقى عندك 📱 على الهاتف: Google AI Edge Gallery 💻 على PC: Ollama شارك مع صاحبك اللي مازال يدفع على ChatGPT 👇 #ذكاء_اصطناعي #AI #Gemma4 #Google #تكنولوجيا

Ladies, don't be so rough on the guys. 🤣

It's me. I'm that #evil friend. 😈🐍 Our newest episode of Beer Belly is live everywhere your luscious 🍑 enjoys podcasts. Being ATTACKED by #Pokémon in the Safari Zone, beers in a church parking lot, and plenty more mature topics of conversation. 👉 linktr.ee/BeerBellyPod

Samsung S26 Ultra Privacy Screen Display 🙌🤯 #samsung #samsunggalaxy #samsunggalaxys26ultra #samsunggalaxyunpacked #smartphone

The 'Tank' is rolling and throwing #TarikSkubal KK KK KK KK after four innings #Tigers

ZELENSKYY: Today, I commend our Ukrainian units carrying out our long-range strikes and mid-strike missions. I thank all our warriors who make such Russian targets reachable, above all military and fuel logistics across temporarily occupied territory along coast of our Azov Sea.

This week's 𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 will be on Spotify from 10am today. #EducationPodcast #EdTech #EduPod #GlobalEd #FutureOfLearning #LearningNeverStops #EduLeaders #PodcastRecommendations #EduPodcasters #LifelongLearning

To track how diet impacts your biological system over massive timelines, you have to drop the loud internet opinions and audit the macro-data. Researchers at Monash University tracked 8,700+ adults over a rigorous longitudinal study. 🧵👇

This fan had enough of the glaze 😂 #InThePaintCrew Follow @InThePaintCrew ❗ #nba #basketball #shaqtinafool #nbamemes #ballislife #nbaplayoffs #NBAonTNT #michaeljordan #nbafinals #nbahighlights #nbaonespn #nbatv #nbaallstar #nbafunny #nbabasketball #NBANews #shaqtin #lebron #lebronjames

#OVERWORKCHAOS || “You’re so much more.” (Oh the pity.) || #mannys

lil marco says Trump administration is planning for Gaza to be governed by an autocratic entity."

Let's get bones back!! : ) #MinaTheHollower

There was a bit of anger at the police over mishandling of the entry-exit paths, but at a certain point police extended the exit way.

Crimes de guerre du régime des mollahs La vidéosurveillance montre un drone Shahed-136 frappant le terminal T1 de l'aéroport international de Koweït tôt le matin du 3 juin.

May 21, 1945 British soldiers burn down Bergen-Belsen concentration camp as former prisoners watch 70,000 prisoners of the Nazis were murdered in the camp

🕵️‍♀️ Saadet Partisi Genel Başkanı Mahmut Arıkan: "Bu yaklaşım (Varlık Barışı-2026) ekonomi yönetimi değil düpedüz “İplikçi Nedim (Nesim Malki” zihniyetidir!"