It is a known fact that farting is always hysterically funny.

I hate middle aged blokes who constantly ask "where's my glasses?".

The journey continues, Saturday afternoon heading for Zaragoza.

Dewsbury. Hilarity continues 🤣

Wanker

This is the leader of the Reform Party at Kirklees Council showering the party in yet more glory.

I shall be forwarding this to the relevant parties.

Would this make Subway food any less unbearable?

Farting is hysterical. Everyone knows that.

Even by Trump's standards this is F bent.

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RFK Jr. claims to serve Americans with disabilities but I’ve heard from disability communities in my state. They don’t want this.

Olivia and her family fled an awful situation in the DRC. They’ve done everything right—working, studying, trying to live their lives free of fear. Like so many others, they got caught up in a broken immigration system. I'm thrilled she'll be coming home to Maine and reunited with her loved ones.

*sigh* I can’t stop technology I’m doing my best to carve out the posers who helped the industry get this BAD 👎🏼 It’s called patronage - a historical practice to provide artists with food, housing, and workspaces in exchange for creating art for royal palaces, estates, and private chapels #musicsky

When you diet for a prolonged period, your body adapts by reducing energy expenditure. Part of that is because you weigh less — and part is due to hormonal changes that make the body more efficient. It’s not a broken metabolism. It’s biological adaptation.

Artist Ginger Lou Paints Live at the Coronado Flower Show Watching art come to life in real time.  Ginger was in the April Top 20 Last month mentioned in Anna Magruder LA Art Gallery Article

Christ is AI King!

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May Day on Holywell Street 🤩

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Goose morning it’s the goat escape across the Caroline bridge

I'm going to attempt to be the man my parents raised and not simply sit in anger today. I know i won't succeed.

The People's REAL State of the Union: Voting rights and our democracy are under threat. Families’ health care costs are skyrocketing. Trump's inhumane approach to immigration is killing people. The economy is in turmoil. Americans are scared and fed up. @moveon.org @housedemocrats.bsky.social

Wild sequence, but the Lakers end up with a Kennard 3 after several OKC misses. Lakers REALLY need a strong game from Luke tonight. #NBA Threads

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These indie devs are creating a Third-Person Shoot 'em Up that takes place on a train - Motion-packed non-linear shooter - Explore deep culture of Hong Kong - Avoid deadly obstacles on the tracks This game is called Song of Morus: Limbo Express on Steam.

Anyone come to mind? Hmmm?

📊 Un estudio de la @ebdonana.bsky.social y la @uam.es alerta de que el 22% de las lagunas temporales analizadas en la España peninsular ha desaparecido en el siglo XXI. En total, 282 de las 1.303 estudiadas se han perdido por completo, una pérdida silenciosa de humedales clave para la naturaleza 💧📉

Juste Jocyte gets the deflection on defense, leading to the Veronica Burton and 1. Burton is the game's leading scorer with 23 points to go along with 2 steals and 5 blocks. #WNBA

Did you know Medicare still can’t fully negotiate prescription drug prices like other countries do? Here's another bill with 80% approval that I'd work to get passed as your senator. #TooPissedOffToBeBoughtOff #MattDodsonForUSSenate #WorkersOverBillionaires #MedicareNegotiation #VoteNM

Remembering Burt Bacharach on his birthday. Here he is driving around London in 1965

A racist white mother in Ohio who was recorded calling her Black son a “N*GGER” has been identified as Marie Juile, who works as a nurse director at the University of Toledo Medical Center.The video, which has gone viral shows the woman calling her son a “n*gger” multiple

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guess we'll never have a resolution between them all #wewantkairi #asuka #rhearipley #iyosky

Gravity You are the pull that keeps me near, The weight I love, the weight I fear. Without your force I’d drift away, Just scattered, ashes gone astray. But loving you is pressure too, An orbit I am tethered to. #wednesdaymood #wednesdayvibes #poetry #poem #love #gravity #vss365 #music

Goddamn how much did that shit cost + the ice sculptures??

Russia is not winning this war. Its casualty rates are surging, and its economy is struggling. Today, Ministers will discuss how we can further support Ukraine. On the table are proposals to establish two training facilities inside Ukraine and to mobilise additional private capital.

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A fact that people share to trick stupid people. #Trump #Maga #gop #stupidpeople

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#Israel says it will sever all ties to UN's #Guterres after inclusion in sexual violence report, while Israel’s #UN ambassador & Scott Bessent lookalike posted a pathetic video response full of lies ... www.middleeasteye.net/news/israel-...

Watch of for these giant turtle guys

The Adam Smith Institute works to preserve and publicise the work of Adam Smith, especially his seminal book "The Wealth of Nations" - a blueprint for how governments can ensure prosperity for the country they govern. Keep up the good work!

Netanyahu has claimed that the foundations of Iran's current system have been shaken and it will not be able to return to its previous state, while he said that the system will eventually collapse. #scandinaviannewsagency #Israel #Netanyahu #Iran #snnfinland

Me when ppl asked why I stopped going to church:

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In honor of Police Week, I took a moment on the House Floor to recognize 20 incredible members of the Annapolis Police Department who received the Life Saving Award and the Meritorious Service Award for their heroism and outstanding service.

Manchmal muss man den Content nicht suchen. Manchmal fährt er einem einfach direkt rein. #F1 #F1Duo #SimRacing

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The weather is a bit on the stink side so I guess that is a plus. 🤣

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