Joseph Lowery
@joeclowery
same guy who eats plain baguettes and wears knockoff chicago bulls jerseys, btw
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If you're an MLS fan — or if you're trying to become one! — @backheeled.com's team-by-team previews are a great resource. Context. Transfers. Expectations. Tactics. Stars. Young t...
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There's been a lot of deserved love for Zavier Gozo and Diego Luna this year, but Sergi Solans is a DP-level striker in MLS. Plucked out of college soccer. Fantastic, well-rounded...
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Niko Tsakiris isn’t a prospect anymore — he's changing games in MLS right now at age 20. This through ball is downright absurd. Pass of the season type stuff. Breaks two lines an...
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I’m beyond thrilled to be back for my third(!) season as Phoenix Rising’s TV color commentator! As a Phoenix native, it’s surreal that I get to be a small part of soccer in our ci...
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Nectarios Triantis is the best player in MLS that no one outside of Minnesota seems to talk about 🇬🇷 The 22-year-old center-mid bossed the Loons' frigid win over Cincy. There isn...
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orlando city got left at the alter by carlos coronel over the offseason and now they've got a year maxime crepeau oopsies ahead of them
Gio Reyna is a no-brainer inclusion on Pochettino’s USMNT World Cup squad 🇺🇸 That doesn’t mean he’s a perfect player, but it does mean Poch made the right call. My thoughts ⤵️
Back before he could play past 7PM due to New Jersey child labor laws, Julian Hall flashed high-level off-ball movement. Now Michael Bradley's starting striker, the teen is terrorizing USMNT center backs. Read up on Hall + tons more MLS for @backheeled.com. www.backheeled.com/mls-winners-...
What's behind Diego Luna's USMNT World Cup roster snub? 🇺🇸 Poch was displeased with Luna's effort earlier in the year and ended up rating Brenden Aaronson and Alejandro Zendejas over the RSL playmaker. From my segment on FOX San Francisco 📺
Onni Valakari's play in central midfield for San Diego FC isn't talked about enough 🇫🇮 The 26-year-old brings a blend of press-resistance, off-ball smarts, athleticism, and goal threat. With Valakari, San Diego FC doesn't miss Luca de la Torre at all. Club's talent ID continues to impress.
During Rodolfo Borrell's time leading Austin FC's front office, few teams in MLS were more underwhelming. Tons of 💰 spent, precious little return. Shared my thoughts on Borrell's exit on the @totalsoccershow.bsky.social. 📺 www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V6i...
Outside of Christian Pulisic, there are exactly zero attackers who have played for the USMNT under Mauricio Pochettino who can reliably beat a defender one-v-one from speed and dribbling ability from the wing. Zavier Gozo can. Won't be long before we see him with the 🇺🇸
If you're a USL fan — or if you're trying to become one! — @backheeled.com's team-by-team previews are a great resource. Transfers. Expectations. Tactics. Stars. Depth charts. And more...for every team in the Championship. Read ⤵️ www.backheeled.com/usl-champion...
My concern level about Pulisic was zero coming into the summer. We've seen over and over again that club form =/= national team impact. "Pulisic... even though that goal hasn't been coming, he's still been dangerous and I expect he'll find the back of the net this summer." 🔮
Phil Neville’s Inter Miami tactics left fans feeling like Gonzalo Higuain in this clip: confused and frustrated. Neville’s Portland Timbers were less than the sum of parts, too. Bad hire. It was past time to end it. Ned Grabavoy's roster is weak, too. Tons of work needed for Portland.
Knicks go with a double drag, KAT/Robinson as screeners into a pindown for KAT. Schroder slides under, Cavs handle the action. Flows into P&R and notice the Cavs adjust to not switch with how KAT had been driving. Opens him up as a roller but Mobley is waiting to help.
Video shows ChudTheBuilder pepper-spraying an individual near Broadway & 2nd Ave N in Nashville on May 7, 2026. During the altercation, he can also be heard yelling “Heil Hitler” and repeating racial slurs. #Nashville #Broadway #NashvilleTN
I’ve been an organic farmer for decades. I can tell you this: We DON'T need toxic chemicals like glyphosate to grow food. Rep. Massie and I have an amendment to strip the pesticide liability shield from the Farm Bill and allow states + communities to warn citizens about the dangers of glyphosate.
This week on The Black Studies Podcast! Monday, 2/16 Kimberly Thomas McNair Stanford University Wednesday, 2/18 Robert Bland University of Tennessee, Knoxville Friday, 2/20 Angela Simms Barnard College/Columbia University
The amazing story of the tule elk, and how it was saved from extinction! #animal #animals #wildlife #elk #deer #history #naturalhistory #nature #restoration #science #stem
😂Donny mistook a bird in flight for a #drone. Oh... I thought it was a drone. They make them in all sorts of sizes these days. And, as you’ve probably heard, they can be very destructive😂
#BlindTestXylophoneàUneMain - #22 Hier presque trouvé mais pas tout à fait (un demi-point tout de même pour @transvinylexpress.eurosky.social), c'était T. Rex - "Broken-Hearted Blues" sur "Tanx" (73), et aujourd'hui c'est hip-hop !
Pasadena this Friday at 5pm! Tickets here: www.showclix.com/event/new-wo...
On the ninth day of Healio, Anthony A. Romeo, MD, shares his favorite thing about providing commentary for Healio Orthopedics. ❄️ Visit the link in our bio for Dr. Romeo's expert opinions on business and clinical topics in orthopedics!⬆️ #HappyHolidays #Orthopedics
' DO YOU REMEMBER ME SAYING I CARED WHAT YOU THINK ' Do You ... ?¿? 🐍 #russtwatson #doyouremembermesayingicaredwhatyouthink #doyou #news #trending russtwatson IRemeber whathaveibecome news trending
(REITERATING) Again For The Slow Kid's In The Back Of The Bus...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ---> YO ELITE CLASS, HOW'S IT GOING FOR YOU ALL NOW ? 👀
Our second release of the month! This Friday, we’ll have a new batch of original pages from the incredible @the_scaredy_cat #panelpunk #comic Get yours starting May 8th at 10:00 AM CT (Central Time). Plus, stay up to date with all our new releases by subscribing to our mailing list.
Preparedness for any major health threat weakens quietly and, tragically, fails visibly. In relative terms, small investments in preparedness help us avoid far greater economic and human costs down the road. Devastating policy failure across the board by @whitehouse-47.bsky.social
The winds are going to be kicking up pretty good today! Plus, our warm up continues. Here is a quick update for you.
The #Nioh3 addiction is starting to build-up lmao!🤣❤️ Such a gorgeous game! 3-more days before launch! Hang in there everyone!💪 Huge thanks to my amazing, super sweet community for always stopping-by!😭🙏 Thanks to 'GamerHarold' for the raid! Sent the raid to our homie @skojskull.bsky.social!🎉
Would you recognise the signs of child exploitation? This question sits at the heart of our interactive parliamentary drop-in with @missingpeopleuk.bsky.social, where MPs were invited to step into the realities faced by young people who go missing. #LookCloser
“The world is watching”: The Weeknight hosts reflect on Artemis II’s record-breaking mission to the moon and back, as the four astronauts return to Earth.
Apni Taqdeer Talash Karo, Jawani Zaaya Mat Karo! | Younus AlGohar | ALRA TV youtu.be/TeN3CD-kBD0?... Visit our social media platforms @alratv linktr.ee/alratv #IsMehdihere? #missionofmehdi #endisnear #armageddon #iran #iranwar
Lego the Epstein Files, WWE '26 Trumps back on truth social!
Most people would rather die at home than in a hospital. Aging Untold covers the stats >> https://tinyurl.com/4wfp8m3r
I really rare, Disney animation, fun fact. #TriviaTime #DisneyAnimation #Disney parks #TheRescuers #FYPViral 
Celebrate your Travel mishaps and fails with this hilarious personalized customizable cert... #travelfails #personalizedcertificate #funnysouvenir
#royals #duchess #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/jb5pilax
#treasury #yields #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-15/us/Economy/en/bs/United-States-bond-rout-drives-Wall-Street-sell-off/1277531
Wer holt sich den Sieg? 🏁 Nach Brands Hatch führt TechByT mit 53 Punkten, aber Home of Motorsport hat mit 21 Punkten stark aufgeholt. Ich bin mit 18 Punkten mittendrin. Noch ein paar Rennen - alles offen! Wer wird gewinnen? 🤔 #GTWorldChallenge #Motorsport
ATL-0998: West Peachtree St at 17th St (Atlanta) 🕒 3:33 PM - 3:35 PM ET (16x speed) 🌡️ 83°F | Mostly Clear 📍: 33.791790,-84.387840
Bangor is finally turning an ugly car park into a beautiful public park - so why are developers trying to pull down trees and build another car park on top of it? Green Party rep for Bangor Central, Gillian McNaull, says that green space, once removed, is almost impossible to get back. 1/2
This is basically the most accurate description of the right wing I've ever heard. And they let themselves be manipulated because they're more comfortable being triggered, and not realizing it, then actually considering the truth of what is occurring.
Still learning all the things but almost to lvl 90! #WOW #chronicillness #twitchpartner #newplayer #mmo Twitch.tv/tatsuya_inc
Speaking as a historian my opinion is that subjugation of people’s is achieved through war & authoritarianism. Those are the tools historically employed by our rulers. But now they’re killing everything & destroying the planet to boot. The answer isn’t to carry on regardless therein lies extinction!
Time to rein in utility rate hikes, invest in clean energy, and stop letting power companies pass costs onto the people who can least afford it.
Here is the final released Looney Tunes short from the original studio before the shorts were outsourced from Depatie-Freleng Studios! It’s an interesting take on the Cinderella story that’s for sure 😂 From Senorella and the Glass Huarache (1964) #looneytunes #frizfreleng #warnerbros
You know me, just a meathead football guy…but to my simple soccer dad eyes, this Sunday sequence of moves & then crosser by my daughter to her teammate for the slick header goal was pretty fun to watch 🤷♂️
"Political violence is always wrong...It’s counterproductive…and it only makes more problems." –Jon Favreau on the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting.
Anarchy.in.Harmony - The illusion is breaking down. American Dream is a Ponzi scheme…
School closes. Paychecks stop. Bills don’t. PSRPs keep our schools running all year — but every summer they’re left without income and without unemployment insurance access. This week, there's still time to show up for them.
The 9-11 anniversary & Epstein Files et al were swallowed up today by an alleged sighting of a shooter, deemed so obviously unsophisticated that his escape route was managed over an open rooftop and over open ground all while caught on camera. It's hard to not feel being played...
Jake Lang, a J 6th insurrectionist who swung a bat at capital officers, came back to Minneapolis. His second visit since fleeing after getting attacked by protestors while attempting to burn a Quran. This time, he opted to do a "press conference" drive by as he was swarmed to the song ICE ICE baby.
WHEN EMPIRES DECLINE History teaches a clear lesson: declining empires rarely go quietly. When power begins to slip, nations often turn outward. Wars are launched to prove strength still exists. It's the old playground mentality: “We’re still the bully.”
'Every meeting I have [with Labour MPs] is "who can we tax in order to pay benefits to others".' This damning comment, from the now-Work and Pensions Secretary, is buried within the Mandelson files released today. Next time Labour says it will "tread more lightly on your lives", remember this...
Flight Never Seemed Achievable Before Second Single off my New Album, releasing 2025/12/06 metatem.bandcamp.com/album/jawles...
I was able to get my ball 🏀 finally up. We collect art 🖼️ in a variety of ways that speak to us from paintings to photography and everything in between that catches our eye. Getting more of it put up this year. This is a Kehinde Wiley ball 🏀 #ArtVibes