A za tohle může Karel Čapek.

Fanoušek MAGA utratil 640 dolarů za růžové hodinky s Trumpovým nápisem pro svou ženu, jen aby na nich chybělo „T“ a místo toho bylo napsáno „Rump“. Trumpovo zboží je z Wishe.

Říkáte den dětí? Tady máme jednu oslavenkyni.

Kokainový Donny Trump si užívá.

Africký pastor se pokusil rozdělit moře jako Mojžíš, ale něco se pokazilo. V jeho hlavě myslím.

Tahle veřejnoprávní chiméra není můj boj.

Kuchařské umění v Degenerátstánu je proslavené po celém světě.

V Degenerátstánu situace normální.

Okurková sezóna, léto v plném proudu.

Hned mi tu naskočilo.

The BJP party fund holding ₹10,000 crore while millions rely on free rations exposes a staggering moral bankruptcy. Modi demands middle-class sacrifices while his party squanders billions on propaganda. This systemic greed is a betrayal of the common citizen's trust.

"If you're open and you get a nice pass, you're gonna shoot. So I shot it." 𝐅𝐨𝐰𝐳𝐢 𝐀𝐛𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐝 on how he broke into the film industry. When the opportunity to work with director F. Gary Gray presented itself, he did not hesitate. He took his shot, earned a spot under one of Hollywood's

🎙️ Now Live! In this compelling episode of The Focus, Prof. Harsh V. Pant explains India’s evolving military posture post Operation Sindoor. 📺 Watch/Listen Now → youtu.be/oTf6lPhsVNs?... #IndiaPakistan #HarshVPant #StrategicRestraint #Geopolitics #TheFocusPodcast

Employees at Google DeepMind’s decision to unionise is unprecedented for the AI industry – doubly so because it’s not over pay, but to stop their AI being used as a weapon of war. Elettra Scrivo reports.

Today's DAVELY VIBE: No Date Balance Board Daily rhyming banter for a healthier body and a happier grin. . . . #shorts #fitness #vibe #workout #gym #workoutmotivation #fitnessgoals #orlando #florida #musclebuilding #sports #sayings #quotes #fitnessinspiration #activeliving #balanceboard

Did you see all the Mariners prospects pop off last night? Take a look for yourself⬇️

Dark vibes

Pam Bondi appointee Andrew Boutros needs to be sanctioned for manipulating the grand jury in the Broadview Six case out of Chicago. #RobHeld #ICE #broadview #DOJ #andrewboutros #freespeech #firstamendment #trump #pambondi #chicagoiswatching #protest #ICEDetention #chicagoprotest #immigrantrights

Found it #knicks NYC currently more than likely

#WWE #WrestleMania 42 - #CMPunk gives #RomanReigns a top rope elbow drop through the table | #wwewrestlemania

A very nice surprise Doc, thank you and I’m always delighted to see you🦋 So good to be regarded as a Keeper of Democracy💖🪷✨

People over corporations. Communities over profit. #nevada #NV2 #rurallife #UnionStrong #teacherlife

🚀 Early supporters of InterLink are the true foundation of the ecosystem 🌐💎 From daily mining ⛏️ to community growth and upcoming Mainnet utilities ⚡, every active member is helping shape the future of Web3. The journey is just getting started #InterLink #ITLG #ITL

Friday night in Langford! 🦁

Why did you vote with Republicans to thank ICE last summer, when the agency was conducting raids in Los Angeles? @repauchincloss.bsky.social

🚗⚡🔥 #InternalCombustionEngine vs. #FuelCell – what will #mobility really look like in the #future? 📺 youtu.be/E62Kij5i_Ck 📎 philosophies.de/index.php/20... #Zoomposium #ChristopherHebling #FraunhoferISE #Hydrogen #GreenHydrogen #Sustainability #ClimateAction #EnergyPolicy #EnergySecurity

Garlic Parmesan Doritos?! 😳🧄🧀 I had to try these… but are they actually good or just weird?! Review is LIVE — would you try these? 👇🔥 #Doritos #SnackReview #FoodReview #Chips #NewSnacks #TasteTest #GarlicParmesan

💦🛥️ 🦢❄️🏰 🥂 Schweiz

a hue for every letter of the alphabet: ✨🩷 F is for Fuchsia 🩷✨ The color name comes from the red-and-purple blossoms of the flowering shrub of the same name. The color is similar to magenta, and is a bright, vivid, red-violet pink. #colors #stimboard #PinkAesthetic #fuchsia #pink

Our latest Alaska Survival Kit goes beyond book clubs and potlucks. Here are three Alaskan-approved ways to upgrade your indoor winter fun. Read more at alaskapublic.org/survivalkit.

Turn your skincare into a high-tech glow routine 😍 This LED photon mask uses different light colors to target multiple skin concerns—helping improve tone, reduce breakouts, and boost radiance over time 💫 👉 Shop now at rizabeautytools.com #BeautyTools #LEDMask #GlowSkin #AntiAgingCare

Crypto als neue Geldschicht und der Staat will mitreden #FutureVibes #RealWorldImpact #CharityProject

Ever wonder why some motorcycle thieves don't even try to hide? 🏍️💨 They’re counting on you seeing a "stranded rider" instead of a criminal - that is why visible security is necessary, because it ruins a thief's cover. Keep those bikes locked & the illusion broken! #MotorcycleTheftPrevention #CA

#Habs Martin St. Louis on 3-1 series deficit "It's not to worry about the whole thing; it's just winning a game—one game. You can't look at the mountain. You just have to look at what's in front of you and stay present." #GoHabsGo #NHL #Hockey

Where do my coins go? 🤔 #raccoin #indiegame #coinpusher

Eu quando pegam birra de mim sem motivo e eu sou um single tão bom quando os outros dois do álbum

Jetzt Protestkundgebung beim Luegerdenkmal #wien

Eiichi Edward Sakauye filmed life at the Heart Mountain concentration camp in Wyoming between 1943 and 1945 on 8mm film. Decades later, he revisited that footage, offering voice-over reflections that bring these images into fuller view.

Released on this day in 1944 was the horror film, 'The Monster Maker'. Directed by Sam Newfield and starring J. Carrol Naish, Ralph Morgan, and Tala Birell, this is the tale of a mad scientist who injects his enemies with a virus, causing them to become hideously deformed. #OnThisDay

It was time to upgrade my keyboard and who better than razer lol #unboxing #gaming #pcgaming #fps #lenovolegiongo

Avenue Mac-Mahon (Paris) : les pompiers tentent d’éteindre un incendie sous les tirs de mortiers d’émeutiers #PSG #PSGARS #Arsenal #UCLfinal

she is so good

“How sentimental.” ~ Magenta (RHPS) [Patricia Quinn] 🎨 An Online #ArtShow Everyday! 🎨 Pop Art Painter #JamieRoxx's Morning Art Blog, a daily full blog at www.JamieRoxx.us

They are not allowed to fish off of their own coast as the multifaceted genocide in Gaza continues. Israel killed over 280 Journalists a d prevents International Journalists from covering Gaza because of one obvious reason: they don’t want the world to see what they are doing

Brunch.

Must-watch sequence 👇

Merry Xmas! From Pat Ventura's GEORGE AND JUNIOR'S CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR (1995).

🚨 ESTE VIERNES TENEMOS JUEGAZO + INVITADO ESPECIAL 🚨 Nos visita @juanpearroyo.bsky.social para hablar de Deaths OfPeck 🎮🔥 Entrevista, risas y mucho indie del bueno 👀 📅 Viernes 22 de Mayo 🕡 18:30h 📍 twitch.tv/djpanchi #tuyoyelindie

We're going back to basics to understand what truly means love you always. 🧡 This video explores love as something natural and organic, like the sun, moon, and other natural elements. #emotional #mirrortalk mirrortalkpodcast.com/love-over-ego/ Thank you! 🧡

📣 Coming soon📣 "You're stronger than you think. And your first instinct is usually right." 💪 Mel Walmsley started Lakes Sandwiches in her parents' kitchen during the 2008 financial crisis. 🎧 Drops 29 January - are you ready? 🤝 Sponsored by Queen Accountancy 🎶 Music Partner: Persimmon

🚨I’m Vance Bostic, I’m running against Hakeem Jeffries for NY-8. Under Hakeem’s leadership the party has been a complete and utter disaster! Hakeem is a failure to the people and doesn’t even have the party under control! Let’s send a BIG message to the entire system saying NO FUCKING MORE !!!

Let’s go Blue!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Decent audio of Ruth the Roadrunner responding to me after I call her name. She's on the apex of this roof. Listen for the high-pitched almost mechanical sound she emits as I bring her a treat. #birds #roadrunner #birdsky #cuckoo #ornithology #newmexico

Gym flow! Upper body day!!! PLM Hammer press PLM lat pulldown PLM shoulder press PLM seated row

🍟 FRENCH FRY FRIDAY DECLASSIFIED: Our Top Secret China Adventure! 🇨🇳🤫 You asked for the real story about our trip to the Temple of Heaven, and AnitaCelt and I are finally leaking the footage! Made with AI

⭕Images d'une frappe #Israélienne qui a visé un bâtiment résidentiel dans le camp de réfugiés #d'Al-Bureij, au Centre de la bande de #Gaza. #Quds-News-Network

I call this the Enemy Root. It sets up siege, then shoots a hail of bullets. #gamedev #indiedev

"The more you defer action, the more you condemn millions of people to immeasurable suffering". It was true in 2009. It's still true today - but substitute "billions" for "millions".

"★★★★ It’s a whole slapstick affair, conducted with Park’s trademark finesse, and taking full advantage of Lee’s comedic skills." Clarisse Loughrey, The Independent Park Chan-wook's No Other Choice (15A) screens in Garter Lane Arts Centre, tonight at 7.30pm. @clarisseloughrey.bsky.social