Listen how happy this kid is. Hire me for parties... #standup #comedy #laughter

Well, maybe I'm that guy a LITTLE #soberjourney #standup #comedy #drunkstory

Who's been messing with my phone 😆 And I'll wait for the "Don't lie, that was you" jokes.#greenscreen #events #footaction

Never have I ever done this 👀 #standup #comedy #bathroomtimebelike #backadjustment

Sometimes I pretend & then go to another bathroom #standup #comedy #publicbathrooms

These #receipts seem a bit 🤏🏻 long #cvs #scroll

Not so much reviewing or selling. Just more like bloopers. #amazon #toaster #basic #bloopers

Of all the appointments I have to make, this one is by FAR thee worst #Dentist #DentalCare

There has to be a specific store people go to when they get a #hondacivic #standup #comedy #drip

Who wants a soap dispenser? Anyone? #Brighton #Staples #soap #soapdispenser #products

With no one else will to show up, North Koreans are for the first time taking part in the dictator's May 9th propaganda parade, somehow aimed at filling the void but achieving the opposite effect.

🎥 How to combine #nature action and #ClimateAction PL RP🩷💚💙 @daisydo333.bsky.social @carlawalker.bsky.social @ceruleanlib.bsky.social @glschwall.bsky.social @mysticunicorn9.bsky.social @newjeffct.bsky.social @bandroll.bsky.social @jakkiblue.bsky.social @amytidd.bsky.social graph via WWF #Klima

KAILASA’s Ugadi Celebrations 2026 🌟 SPECIAL VENKATESHWARA BHAVA SAMADHI DARSHAN 🕉️ Join the live and receive the grace and blessings of THE SUPREME PONTIFF OF HINDUISM BHAGAVAN SRI NITHYANANDA PARAMASHIVAM.🔱 #Ugadi2026 #Nithyananda #Kailasa Tune in and be part of this sacred celebration. Explor

@repstansbury.bsky.social stands for all of us. Watch her passionate defense of the Clean Air Act—a vital reminder that breathing clean air is a fundamental human right. Let’s keep up the momentum. Join me for this #CupOfJoe!

$6.1 million on LOBSTER TAIL while kids go hungry!!!!

The great @thinkingbasketball.bsky.social pointed out in the members only video below how adept Dylan Harper is at adjusting to avoid the shot blocker and finishing at the rim as he showed in the first quarter of game one here.

Time to update your talking points and it’s time to tell the truth to the American people Since 2019, CA has no peers in the developed world: 40% growth CA dominates in research and development — our success is not by chance, it’s by design. 18% of the world’s R&D right here in the Golden State

Unstoppable 🤯

#fragments77 Fractal №1 #wgsl #webgpu #tsl #threejs #shader

Health officials are still learning more about the outbreak of Hantavirus, so important to avoid overstating our knowledge right now. It is a virus capable of causing severe respiratory illness though it is not nearly as contagious as flu/covid. Always remain vigilant.

New episode drop from Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies. F’D TROOPS Episode 6: “PEACE CORRIDOR” Trump says the war will end shortly. Again. F’D Troops is just getting started. WATCH NOW ON PATREON $3 Sneak Peek Access or Subscribe: patreon.com/posts/159134...

This Memorial Day, #WGVU, #PBS, and #NPR remember the brave men and women who gave everything for our country. #MemorialDay

🇨🇦 The Paradox of Digital Sovereignty Canada asked 11,000 people: How should we govern AI? Then used American AI to read the answers. The irony is almost perfect. But it reveals something profound about the future we're building together. New Heliox episode 🎧 www.buzzsprout.com/2405788/epis...

With $GLD breaking records, investors are turning their eyes to Surface Metals Inc. ($SURMF | CSE: $SUR) — the little-known Nevada explorer sitting on both gold and lithium assets. “Goldman Sachs Proclaims: Record-High Gold Could Soar to $5,000” INVESTORS READ NOW 👉 bit.ly/FNN-SURMF-SUR

We tend to think of UFOs as objects, but what if that assumption is wrong? Joshua Cutchin explores the possibility that what we’re seeing in the sky might not be vehicles at all, but something closer to consciousness itself. https://f.mtr.cool/ogfwnaedou

With Wemby ejected from Game 4, San Antonio missed out on a chance to seize control of its series with Minnesota. For Game 5 tonight, the Spurs know what they need to regain the series lead. “We need an upset Vic.” bit.ly/3PgySQ4

San Antonio Spurs Western Conference Finals Game 4 Go Spurs Go

YO SOY BORICUA PA' QUE TU LO SEPAS!!! Down 2-1 at the bottom of the 9th, Puerto Rico ties it up to send it to extras, Panama scores in the 10th, Puerto Rico scores 2 in the bottom of the 10th including this gnarly home run and now Boricua is 2-0 in the World Baseball Classic!!!!!

3 civic actions. 5 minutes. Your phone. That's it. Swipe for the how-to 👉

LET’S TALK RECORDS! No. 90 (Redux): LET IT BE by THE REPLACEMENTS Part 2 #letstalkrecords #thereplacements #letitbe #collegerock #punk #punkrock #alternative #alternativerock #vinyl #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinylrecords #music

I do pay for a housekeeper twice a month. Now all I'm missing is a woman to show up every few weeks dressed in a rubber body suit to run around my house.

The “imminent threat” argument for striking Iran does not hold up. The administration cannot even keep its story straight about why the attack happened. When the explanation keeps changing, it usually means there was no real justification.

Came so close to another naneinf but ran out of runway. Frustrating to fail when you’re just a few hands away. Had money problems the whole time. But not a bad score in the end. I’ll take 8.406e241 any day.

The thing is, these lights aren’t visible. Here, let me show you…

They said “keep politics out of games” so we made an RPG where politics -is- the main gameplay mechanic. #indiegame #pcgaming #gamedev

Wembanyama’s 43‑foot heave at the halftime buzzer is now the Spurs’ No. 3 longest playoff field goal in the play‑by‑play era (since 1996–97). Manu Ginóbili has the 2 longest heaves: - 52‑footer on May 22, 2005 (Game 1 vs. Phoenix) - 49‑footer on April 29, 2011 (Game 6 vs. Memphis) #NBA

Drop day energy! You know the drill 💋✨ #Shopify #Apple #Canva #Alibaba #Lovable

“A protester breached the airside perimeter at Shannon Airport in #Ireland today, climbed onto the wing of a parked #US Air Force C-130 Hercules and damaged the fuselage with what is believed to be an axe, taking the aircraft out of service. Shannon Airport […] [Original post on kolektiva.social]

We Die Twice: Once when we leave our physical bodies- Second when they utter our name for the last time #MikeyTheDeathDoulaa #DeathDoula #Legacy #DieTwice #Grief

I made a fren at the grocery store! Zelephina 🥰

Endymion Ball Finale Katy Perry performs. 2nd clip

In this INOvators episode, Todd Sharp shares how AI transforming admin work, team collaboration, R&D & how corporate teams are structured (and not in the way you may think): https://ow.ly/gOFi50YfnMS

Chicago’s best days aren’t behind us. I’m not a politician. I’m a teacher, an entrepreneur, and someone who believes in what we all know Chicago can become. joeforchicago.com

How about a little poetry for your Tuesday? It is #PoetryBreakDay, after all. 😉 Ahem: A place for jackets, bags, and more, Lockers keep clutter off the floor. Morning’s calm, the day starts right, Everything’s ready and out of sight. Lockers are the secret to smoother mornings. ✨

“If I couldn’t accept curfew, how could I accept this? … I couldn’t, I can’t accept it. It’s worse.”

The virtual advertising boards on the Champions League final coverage are doing a terrible job at keying around the players when they’re on the far side of the pitch. It’s really noticeable in 4K. #ChampionsLeague #ucl #uefa

❗️🇺🇦Ukrainian servicemen from the K-2 brigade are destroying 🇷🇺Russian logistics on the Debaltseve — Alchevsk highway.

"Republicans know this is a loser." Joel Payne and @stephruhle.bsky.social dig into the politics of the Iran war on the #Nightcap after Pete Hegseth faced some tough questions from both Democrats and Republicans on Capitol Hill.

Danger starts before combat. Explore the fog, watch enemy movement, and choose your fights carefully. Demo on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4668030/... #IRSEN #indiegame #roguelite #turnbased #dungeoncrawler

🔥😂 @shaneellall 🌟 Anyone with you right now who hasn't yet signed the Petition? Who can you text or email it to? Let's hit 10,000! ✍️ our.actionstation.org.nz/petitions/e-... 🌟 Make your Parliamentary submission here 📝 www3.parliament.nz/en/pb/sc/mak...

Gabe Weiss on art gratitude — why sharing your work, interacting with fans, and expressing appreciation is the whole point. Full interview @aaronjackarts   @gabe_weis #Art #Shorts

Short vid : Without new funding, Bay Area transit agencies face steep service cuts and fare hikes. Advocates rallied in SF to launch a signature drive to give voters a say. 🚇🗳️

♥️♥️♥️ #sozialismus #liebknecht #Luxemburg #lenin

The babies you save in the dungeon will show up in the class room/hub #Nintendo #tinybabycrowngames #indiegame #gamedev #xbox #ゲーム制作 #nintendo #steam #rpg #toon #madewithunity #dungeoncrawler #gaming

"There isn't a massive amount of time." The takeover of Tranmere is back on the agenda on the News Show this week. Dave Hughes is our guest. He says the clock is ticking towards it potentially being sorted by Christmas. Subscribe to listen #TRFC patreon.com/posts/141787003

Happy 420 Yall #democraticsocialism #goth

For National Pet Day check out the ‘Animals Notebooks’ range from Y Marrs Colourist on Amazon. Including regular pets, and those more exotic! https://tinyurl.com/vkm2wmu4 #easygiftingwithyvonnemarrs

Peyote vs other hallucinogens: lsd, psilocybin, and mescaline compared 🔄 #peyote https://go.casadechiles.com/peyote-bluesky

Anaheim Ducks v Vegas Golden Knights, winner gets to face Avs for the West (Wild, I don't know if they can pull it off but prove me wrong.)

When you’ve been mastering tea and fighting assassins for 80 years. 🥷🍵 Watch her chopstick skills! Rate this defense from 1 to 10. 👇💥 Created on @higgsfield_ai with Seedance 2.0 #Higgsfield #Ninja #ActionVideo #3DAnimation #Seedance