My mom has quite the unit of measurement she likes to use #comedy #standup #measurement #snow

Hot damn. Literally. My oven did me dirty on this one. #frozenpizza #hotoven #welldone

Just learning & letting it out. Who's really been in charge? #musicproduction #flstudio #emotionalrelease

My daughter is always roasting me 💀 #standup #comedy #ew

"We need to talk." The hell we do. #standup #comedy #weneedtotalk #relationships

They call me "The Big Provolone." Thanks for the honor of the big cheese #movethemicstand #wisconsin #cheese #provolone

My poor mom with her eyebrows 😆 #standupcomedy #standup #eyebrows #mom

Receiving this made getting sober worth it #comedy #localcomic #certified

One shining light, hey? #fatmax #flashlight #products

Nothing better at work than some fresh porcelain #standup #comedy #work #bathroombreak

WHY DOES TASMANIAN LABOR SUPPORT ANIMAL CRUELTY? 🤔 Georgie Purcell MP: "Not to name names." #Labor #Dogs #AusPol #SpringSt #Politas #VicPol #Greyhounds #DogsofBsky #AnimalRights #AnimalWelfare #Racing #LaborParty #Tasmania #Victoria #AusPol2026 #AusPol #GeorgiePurcell #AnimalJusticeParty #AJP

#Χανιά: Πατέρας φέρεται να κακοποιήσουμε τον 16χρονο γιο του που είναι σε φάσμα του #αυτισμού

People don’t get it: @mayor.nyc.gov 1.5 generation New Yorker—work hard, mind your business. Some journalists mistake restraint for weakness. But supporting @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and not @kamalaharris.com ? That opens a conversation, ‘many of those policies came from the same architects.

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Video evidence depicts Israeli military personnel discharging firearms at the Global Sumud Flotilla vessel Girolama while situated in international waters.

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#qp Day 27: Love Engine #aiart The core of the world: a perpetual motion device fueled by perfect, opposing attraction. bsky.app/profile/cind...

The Doom 2016 intro still is one of my top favorite video game intros 💥 #VSky #VTuber #ENVTuber #AzureGlimpse

France suspends extra EU border checks at Dover after hours-long queues www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #Europe #France #Foryou #News #UnitedKingdom #World #Local #Business #Technology #Entertainment #Sports #Science #Health

The B2i Digital team is pleased to announce Renforth Resources Inc. (CSE:RFR) (OTCPK: RFHRF) is participating in the Precious Metals & Critical Minerals Hybrid Conference (OTC Markets Group) on Thursday, May 21, 2026 at 3:45 PM EDT. www.virtualinvestorconferences.com/wcc/eh/48149...

Jackson, this is an excellent question. Here's my answer: this is an election, not an auction.  I am confident that we will have the resources to compete at the top of the ticket in November. And I know we can win.  Let me know what else I can add, and keep on submitting your questions.

Donald Trump’s Executive Order attempting to take over our elections is unconstitutional and unserious.

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#OTD in 2014, Gareth Bale helped Real Madrid win their 10th European Cup as they finally overwhelmed arch-rivals Atletico Madrid in a compelling Champions League final in Lisbon. 🇪🇸 Real Madrid 4-1 Atlético Madrid 🇪🇸 #UCL #ATMRMA | May 24, 2014

Fox right now: #ROH #SupercardOfHonor

Cubs looking for a second-straight win. Game two of their three-game set vs. the Angels at Wrigley Field. It’s cloudy and 49 degrees. Wind blowing in from left. Slight chance of rain. Score broadcast time is 6:05 pm CT. Join us!!

Uncover secrets 🔍 and seek justice with Buck Taylor in his most gripping case yet! Are you ready for the thrill? 📚✨ #ColdJustice #LinkInBioToShop #BuckTaylorMystery #ColdJusticeBook

LETS GO KNICKS!!!!! @rhemarkable.bsky.social

Ugly scenes of antisocial behaviour in a Kent seaside town caused businesses to shut and police drafted in... More here: www.kentonline.co.uk/thanet/news/...

🏁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🥇 George Russell beat Mercedes team mate Kimi Antonelli and McLaren's Lando Norris to pole position for the 2026 Canadian Grand Prix with a last-gasp effort. #F1 #CanadianGP

Oh my god! Yep it's decided I NEED!! that T'Rex Suit! It Roars like REXY! The eyes blink too!! I am not even joking I would get on the bus with it on 😂 or go the shop to get milk 😂

Conflicting Narratives Emerge After Trump Halts Iran-Related Talks #ForeignPolicy #Trump #Iran F. M. P. at OGM News

i discuss Gaethje vs Pimblett ? im riding with paddy the baddy #ufc324 who u got ?!?

Ein Grüner Kantonsparlamentarier wollte im Januar 2025 unbeholfen «Vorwürfe» zu einem Staatsanwalt publik machen (Video, gekürzt). Der Versuch scheiterte kläglich, die Rache folgte heute: Die Bürgerlichen verweigerten ihm die Wahl zum 2. Parlamentsvize.

What wonderful words to give me! Thank you so much 🤍 @moberzan.bsky.social 💥

Ach, ich denke, ich habe euch lang genug verschont... 😁

98% Parents misunderstand THIS about kids behaviour! Access Full Guide: https://go.growdeen.com/positive_behaviour_environment Your child isn't difficult. Your home might be. Small changes make cooperation natural. #fyp #viral #Islam

Meet the new owners of Eagle Cathedral City 🦅 Part 1 of our 5-part interview series! Catch their open houses during Leather Pride & Palm Springs Pride weekends - merch, beats, and a sneak peek at the new space. #EagleCathedralCity #GayPalmSprings #BarracksBarLegacy #LeatherBars #ThePalmSpringsGuys

We've just handed down the 2026 Federal Budget.  It's a responsible and ambitious budget aimed at building and strengthening our nation.  It's about building a country where hard work pays off and everyone has the opportunity to get ahead.

The fact remains: my son has never been seen in the same room as the Cutie Bomber. Also Spider-Man. Also Superman. So by the transitive property, Spider-Man is Superman—which explains why neither has done anything about the Cutie Bomber.

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U.S. national security agencies are allegedly gaslighting their own employees who have been targeted by directed energy weapon (DEW) attacks. Is this negligence, or does it suggest complicity when personnel are redeployed to high-risk locations despite known threats? Source: Catherine Herridge

Please help me to wish my brother Jason a Happy Gotcha/Birthday. He just turned 3 today and I'm so proud of him. 🥰 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 🐕‍🦺🥰 #happygotchaday #happybirthday #jasonbro2ltpc #makesomeonesmile #luckythepracticecorgi

EU Renewables Overtake Fossil Fuels A new Ember report finds wind and solar generated more electricity than fossils in the EU in 2025, reaching a record 30% share, Solar output rose 20% in a year. “This is the start of a new era of solar,” - Sonia Dunlop, CEO of the Global Solar Council on BBC News

When the Killers sing Mr Brigjtside to a Buffalo crowd. Come on Arsenal!!

Football won in the end. Thank fuck for that. Arse tried to shithouse their way to the biggest domestic trophy in Europe too. And the missed penalty couldn't have happened to a more deserving player. Congrats to PSG... #LFC

#Cats are welcome in our backyard, but not to poop! We have a stray cat hanging out and CC caught him marking his territory. I think he’s only here for the buffet of #YucatanDeerMice living in the garden. We saw cat fur on the patio cushions, so he’s found a bed. 🎶#CCnDocMusic🎶 #MeridaMágico

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"The big story right now is oil. The next story is food." ⁣ ⁣ That's the transmission channel people miss: if fertilizer is "caught on the wrong side of the Strait of Hormuz," food prices can be next.

Post an actor or actress that starts with the letter F (First or Last) Robert Forster

Catch up with the #NHS and #HealthTech news you need to succeed in #DigitalHealth with our weekly newsletter digest. This week: NHS England issues three year plans with plenty of tech, but the Care Quality Commission raises concerns about community care and digital exclusion. tcm8knq-mrg.UEF8fed

In a ballet mood lately. So it was inevitable when I saw this at a vintage sale, it was going to come home. I found out later my sister has the same one but her ballerina is wearing a white dress. 🩰🥃 #bolsballerina

EPSTEIN! TAIWAN!

ROMAN REIGNS DOES IT AGAIN ☝️ #WWEClash

Jinxxy Avatar Thumbnails for some fucking reason.

Hier mal eine deutliche Klarstellung "heute journal update". "Es ist ein Trugschluss zu glauben, die globale Erhitzung trifft nur andere. (...) Wir sind mittendrin: Wir sind ein Hotspot der globalen Erhitzung", sagt ZDF‑Wetterexperte Terli. #Klimakatastrophe

June 3, 1977: Portland's Bill Walton dunks on Julius Erving of Philadelphia during Game 5 of the NBA Finals. Walton finished with 15 PTS/24 REB and Bob Gross scored 25 PTS in a 110-104 win, as the Trail Blazers took a 3-2 series lead. Erving had 37 PTS/9 REB/7 AST for the 76ers.

Toretsk. Another town in Ukraine that Russia has turned to ash and ruins. ​Russians who claimed to have come to "liberate" Donbas are only liberating it from life itself.

Jim Acosta with an idea for July 4th! I’m all in. This is how you handle a bully. Thanks @jimacosta.bsky.social 🙌🏾

Interesting tactic from Serbia