It's all going to the same place anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️ #thanksgivingdinner #bigassbowls #mixittogether #comedy

Damn you owl from those #tootsiepop commercials

They all can't be winners... 💀 #standupcomedy #fail #stupidjokesthatarentfunny

I've started a movement I did not intend 😆💀 #microwave #timeleft #comedy

Just me & my emotional support level #outtakes #levelingout #level #tool #levelingoff

Never have I ever done this 👀 #standup #comedy #bathroomtimebelike #backadjustment

No ovens, fridges or friendships were harmed during this. Just maybe that cat #standup #comedy #therapy #sober #confessions

One shining light, hey? #fatmax #flashlight #products

Sometimes I pretend & then go to another bathroom #standup #comedy #publicbathrooms

Love the support I get from my fellow comedy folks. Also, tell Alexander sorry for posting this 😆💀 #comedy #standup #bigworm #friday

Thomas-Symonds boasting about scrapping the two child benefit cap A reminder that the govt could have scrapped the cap in July 2024. Instead Starmer suspended 7 Labour MPs from the PLP for voting to scrap it & had to be dragged kicking & screaming to scrap it 20+ months later

Top 10 Nigeria headlines 🙄 1. Ukraine & Russia Announce Dueling Temporary Ceasefires 2. US Confirms Navy Destroyers and Commercial Ships Cleared Strait of Hormuz Under Iranian Fire Read More 🚀 - seefinish.com/nigeria-news... 🎁Shop @ ZUMAFIND.COM 🇳🇬 #nigeria #us #naira

ATPE is #hiring! We are currently seeking an Office Administrator/Payroll & Benefits Specialist to process payroll, assist employees with payroll and benefits questions, and manage day-to-day office operations. Please visit bit.ly/ATPE-Job to learn more and apply!

From the Wolfram High School Summer Research Program 2025: Taking the path less traveled and creating art in the process #WithWolfram 🏃‍♂️ #MAR10Day

⭕ #Montbéliard "Vous êtes un #Mélenchon vous" après une charge policière pour disperser un blocus de lycéens devant leur établissement, un professeur est sorti pour défendre ses élèves et dénoncer la violence de l’intervention.

#EnDirecte Florentino Pérez convoca eleccions al Madrid i s'enfronta a la premsa: "La gent em creu a mi" https://www.ara.cat/esports/futbol/florentino-perez-roda-premsa-reial-madrid_1_5734934.html

Last chance! This Wed, May 13 at 7pm... Meet Big and Little Edie Beale: mother and daughter, high-society dropouts, and reclusive cousins of Jackie Onassis. Our final screening of Albert and David Maysles' 1976 documentary portrait, GREY GARDENS > bit.ly/Belcourt-GREY-GARDENS

165 students went to school on Saturday morning in southern Iran. They didn’t come home. The school sat next to a military barracks. The girls did not. #IranSchoolStrike #165 #Iran #CivilianCasualties #IranWar

MI House Republicans hate the idea of Michigan families having support for their babies.

On The Briefing with Michael Waldman, @profmmurray.bsky.social discusses how the Reconstruction era transformed the U.S. Constitution and the country. Watch: bit.ly/4tsGahv

An increasing number of Americans are united in opposing abuses of power. Peter Keisler, former Acting Attorney General, at the Brennan Legacy Awards dinner

Jon Moxley derailed the best run of Kyle O'Reilly’s career last year, injuring him and costing him a spot in the C2. Now, O’Reilly has gone the distance with Mox and earned his shot at the #AEW Continental Title Watch #AEWDoN LIVE on HBO Max PPV

InterLink Foundation: Building a Blockchain Ecosystem for 1 Billion Users #interlink #itlg #itl

GOOD MORNING BLUESKY!! Hope you are all well ☺️ ITS A NEW DAY AND A NEW DAWN ITS ANIMAL CROSSING NEW HORIZONS 6TH BIRTHDAY! 🎂🎂 Amazing it's been 6 years today when the game launched an at the right time too 😀 Have a great day everyone 😀 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #Switch2Edition #NintendoSwitch2

It was SUCH a good time. Big dysfunctional family reunion as always LMAOOOOO. The only thing almost everyone always agrees on is that we love our auntie Maxine Waters.

After speaking on #AI and power @polstudiesassoc.bsky.social conference in #Oxford, my new book lands at exactly the right moment. Covidocracy is out tomorrow with @bloomsburypol.bsky.social Crises change. The struggle for power doesn’t Secure your copy: www.bloomsbury.com/uk/covidocra...

Happy Saturday Caturday! #cat #saturday #caturday #jumpscare

Gun violence profiteers make a killing from mass shootings: Mapping the San Diego tragedy thedemlabs.org/2026/05/18/m... @gailwaldby.bsky.social #GunViolence #MassShootings #GunProfiteers #SCOTUS

Christine, just remember...

🏐 Cúilín Media Quiz - Top 5 Scorers 2025 🔥 Could you have named the Top 5 LGFA Scorers 2025, including League & Championship? 👀 Check out how Carlow captain Róisín Bailey & Leitrim captain Michelle Guckian got on here ahead of their League Final meeting this Sunday 🏆 @ladiesfootball.bsky.social

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"Black children are growing up in a world much more hostile to their rights than I did" - @elienyc.bsky.social of @thenation.com breaks down the fallout of SCOTUS gutting the Voting Rights Act Listen to the @msignorile.bsky.social Show at Signorile.com

REDRED - CORTIS dance cover! I learned this live on stream to celebrate AAPI month 🤗 Tutorials: drunkboba & ana_bensig #cortis #greengreen #cortis_redred #twitchstreamer #aapi

'Malfunctioning Megatron' demands your DNA data, but thinks humans are reptiles due to en-slop-ification. From Neofeud 2 my 90s-style #retrogame ! silverspook.itch.io/neofeud2 #indiedev #indiegames #cyberpunk #steamdeck #RETROGAMING #art #artist #scifiart #noai

Openly genocidal watching people and property being destroyed...all that's missing is popcorn

Anyone that fights bike lanes is actively fighting again freedom for the disabled

🇦🇺Senator David Shoebridge criticizes the Royal Commission for failing to challenge false claims equating criticism of Israel or Palestinian solidarity with antisemitism, which fuels Islamophobia and attacks on Muslim and Palestinian communities. He questions the bias and lack of inclusion

"What does it say that we have this Kim Jong Un-ass reality TV show star sitting around around a Cabinet meeting having a bunch of —now that all the women are gone—men tell him he's the only one that can save America?" Tim Miller and Eddie Glaude on Trump's sausage fest of mediocrity.

Добрий вечір ,Everybody !

Rain is back in the forecast late tonight & into Friday. I've got the latest details below! #arwx #ARStormTeam

Referee finally gives penalty against Arsenal - what a time to be alive.

Is Ewing the spark this team needs? #lgm #metsbaseball

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#iran #conflict #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-06/us/International/fr/bs/United-States-pauses-Hormuz-naval-escorts-amid-talks/1267858

Not Kitamiya ducking for the machine gun spray

Some losses never heal. Renée Nicole Good’s death during a federal operation shows what happens when humanity is pushed aside in moments that demand it most. @drhaydeebrown.bsky.social @sonyasloanmd.bsky.social @meidastouch.com #Minnesota #ICE #ReneeGood #Minneapolis #ICEOut

It will be a howling good time!

whg lmao

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Good morning and happy Easter 😇

We'll have chances for pop-up showers ahead of cooler temps tomorrow and Wednesday.

With the newer IRL Streaming meta on Twitch, is it possible for cozy gamers to still "pop off" on the platform? @bumblebwiii.bsky.social says YES!💖 If you haven't already, check out her cozy, co-working, OOTD content on all platforms!✨ #GamingLeagueOfWomen #TwitchCon #IRLStreaming #WomenInGaming

Aman'Thul the worst HOA president, and other off-the-wall WoW lore discussions, all on this week's Lore Watch Podcast, which is now live! Subscribe in your favorite podcast player to listen and keep up with the latest episodes! #Warcraft #WoW

See, now you've gone and made it weird

What may seem like ordinary design can shape who feels welcome in a space and who doesn’t. Anna Kodé discusses how hostile architecture affects communities and public life. Watch the full conversation on YouTube. youtu.be/Edk8IIATFA0?... #stayinformed #stayconnected #hostilearchitecture

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Patrick Dorgu against Arsenal

We created a country called the Free Republic of Verdis. It already has its own passports, citizens, government, and has even opened up offices. The country was founded by a group of young people, and has made waves in the media over the past few months. #verdis #politics #countries #news #travel

The Chief Medical Officer for England, Professor Sir Chris Whitty suggests that whilst recent public health achievements include a reduction in smoking, that the healthcare sector has failed on childhood obesity. He suggests that current attitudes to the issue are morally unreasonable.

Irã divulga vídeo feito por IA de 'briga' entre Estátua da Liberdade e Cristo Redentor.