Is this how we sell things? #phone #selling #marketplace

Hot damn. Literally. My oven did me dirty on this one. #frozenpizza #hotoven #welldone

My poor mom with her eyebrows 😆 #standupcomedy #standup #eyebrows #mom

Never have I ever done this 👀 #standup #comedy #bathroomtimebelike #backadjustment

I don't think people realize they can turn the beep off their microwave! Now you know so you can let it finish the job. #microwave #timeleft #comedy #petpeeve

Damn you owl from those #tootsiepop commercials

Don't tell the plumber about this #flushablewipes #feelinfresh #standup #comedy

Nothing better at work than some fresh porcelain #standup #comedy #work #bathroombreak

Receiving this made getting sober worth it #comedy #localcomic #certified

It's all going to the same place anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️ #thanksgivingdinner #bigassbowls #mixittogether #comedy

Real talk: how is this track landing for you? I genuinely want to know. #IndieMusic #indieartist #acousticpop #singersongwriter #influencers #mothersupreme #mightyonemanband

🔥 Taking on Assam’s most powerful leader, yet Pawan Khera looks completely calm 😎 No fear, no pressure, no panic but just confidence and composure 👏

Joe Rogan said what?…..

#aiart #promptshare #qp #caturday Title: Homeward Through Gaslight: The Last Posy bsky.app/profile/bret...

Full episode in comments In Episode 157: A water quality update. Changes in the Master Fee Schedule. Planning Board preview. Alameda and the current administration. New members of the AFD Dive team. APD crime statistics. Real estate sales. Tennessee Williams at Altarena. Plus weekend events.

He's 91. Injecting young mitochondria into his body. McCully's verdict on mitochondrial transplant: "There is no organ where it has failed." Heart, brain, kidney, lung — every one, repaired. That's not a treatment. That's a clue about aging itself. youtube.com/shorts/70HE2...

"Living with Humans" by Kal Fulsom a.co/d/ddaGXP1 Book 02 of the SHIFTERS series. A compelling story of two species, Humans & Elysians. A science fiction tale, weaving together personal relationships, cultural clashes, libertine lifestyles, new technology, and futurism.

For those of you who still need convincing...

Ein Arzt packt aus?! Komplette Wahrheit über Reiche und Arme Ärzte #realtalk #deutschland #europa #ärzte #doktor

Tony Khan says next April, there's no domestic wrestling weekend in the United States... YET. 😉 He's gonna make it happen 🔥 #AEW

Happy Cinco De Mayo from all of us at Illiana Indoor Billboards!! #illianaib

Oh my god alot yeah alot of 💩 just shot out there! where did she come from!!! #ResidentEvil7BiohazardGoldEdition #NintendoSwitch2

"I'm so happy, but yeah, I'm not full now." 🫡 Arsenal might have wrapped up the Premier League title, but William Saliba wants MORE🔥 Champions League Final next up 👀

Almost there Madge, Almost there. Every accusation is a confession Madge, every single one. Now you see who is the actual pedophile and chief Madge? Not the Democrats.

Morning, Clare 💗

Nebraska’s Hantavirus Test — A Proactive Model

The European Union and Mexico are natural allies: we are reliable partners and friends. And today, with the signing of the modernised global agreement and the interim trade agreement between the EU and Mexico, our relationship is set to reach a new, more mature and ambitious level. #EUMexico

The kids will be alright. As long as we stand with them instead of trying to silence them. This 8th grader spoke out when their commencement speech was shortened by the school due to its content, which spoke up for oppressed students.

🔴 4 YEAR TWITCH PARTNER ANNIVERSARY! ✅ DESTINY 2 PVE HELPS ALL DAY! GIVEAWAYS AND SHENANIGANS! twitch.tv/danfinity

Former Montana Senator Jon Tester is a third-generation farmer and former school teacher who has served at the local, state, and federal levels of government. Tester explores the origins and influence of Yellowstone, America’s first national park. #WeAreAmerica250

How do you even get to be the GM of a zoo? 🤔 @coleymick.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/158638...

🌱 Healthy Flavor Community Garden is growing! Join A Red Circle for our Healthy Community Market. 🗓️ Last Sat of the month (May-Oct) ⏰ 8 AM–12 PM 📍 351 Chambers Rd, Riverview, MO (Zion Travelers Church) Shop fresh local produce & connect with neighbors! #CommunityGarden

This is all about Australians embracing practical technology that helps lower bills.

Here’s what to expect tomorrow on Morning Live! www.chch.com/morning-live...

Make no mistake: The devastation and abuse you saw – in Lakeview, and Little Village, Brighton Park, and East Side were not accidents or aberrations from a plan. They were the plan in Operation Midway Blitz.

ProCom Dual Fuel Ventless Gas Fireplace System with Mantle, Thermostat Control, 4 Fire Logs, Use with Natural Gas or Liquid Propane, 10000 BTU, Heats up to 500 Sq. Ft., Toasted Almond 🛒 Check on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FYPPMSZ/?tag=sersart2024-20

Congrats to Napoleon Solo, Paco Lopez, and Chad Summers for their incredible win at the 151st Preakness Stakes!

🍭✨ Dive into a magical adventure as Alice opens a portal to the rabbit hole with just her phone! 📲🔮 Join her journey through Candyland! 🚀 Let the enchantment begin! 🍬🐇 #AliceInCandyland #MagicalJourney #PortalAdventures #PhoneMagic #WonderlandExperience #CandylandDreams #RabbitHoleMagic

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Stay safe in the heat. Drink plenty of water - good for your oral and overall health and wellbeing. Dry mouth increases your risk of oral disease and bad breath. Learn more growingsmiles.co.uk/healthy-tips...

Who? why? Whose land? We all ask.

A great pulsating natural silk bag full of caterpillars in a Somerset hedgerow.

Gov. Ron DeSantis addressed criticisms of his property tax relief plan during a Friday press conference, saying that his plan is fair to Florida residents. https://www.wfla.com/video/florida-gov-desantis-breaks-down-property-tax-reduction-plan-for-homeowners/11836649/ 

Great move !!

🚨 Next announcement drops this evening! #COYW

How it ended Spurs WIN!

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A 2023 study published in Sleep Health found that adults who regularly take daytime naps may slow down brain aging! Researchers at University College London discovered that nappers’ brains were larger—equivalent to 2.6 to 6.5 years younger than non-nappers. 💤

O Podcast do Boteco traz 10 músicos que se foram  aos 27, com  histórias bizarras, curiosas e aquele bate papo imperdível de mesa de bar. E vai ter bônus: o sujeito que tentou entrar pro Clube e falhou miseravelmente. #ClubeDos27 #PodcastDoBoteco #CulturaPop #LendasDoRock

Win a 7-night Kenyan safari with Governors’ Camp Collection—while helping protect elephants. Once you arrive in Kenya, everything is taken care of. Plus, you can schedule your trip anytime in the next two years. Entries support protecting the Loita Forest. Enter by March 31: buff.ly/vsIKdLV

(spoilers for the climax of season 4's first cor) I'm a simple man and the music in this scene actually made me start feeling goosebumps. (please ignore Key_in_red coming online in the middle of the video and also @ bluesky mods unshadowban him pls)

#NamcoSoccerPrimeGoal #Arcade #PlayStation #Sport

look at my feet! they look like a bag of dicks #RHORI

warm-up music 🎵

Crowd Control is a funny perk #DeadbyDaylight

Developer pitbullterjen shared a new trailer for Mini Gladiators, a Godot game where gladiators, weapons, traps, and projectiles all interact through physics. ⚔️🏛️ See more: www.reddit.com/r/godot/comm... #indiegame #godotengine #indiedev

"If we can't fix it within 24 hours we will put you up in a hotel." gayla.wiley of Old Republic Home Protection shares a benefit that sets them apart from the competition. Emergency lodging. If the AC or heater goes out and they cannot get it fixed within 24 hours they will cover a

To the Entire Trump administration. You liars, adulterers, crooks,racist, war mongers, grifters, elitist dirt bags. You can👇

TEXAS TAKES IT IN TWO 🔥 THE LONGHORNS ARE WOMEN'S COLLEGE WORLD SERIES CHAMPS ONCE AGAIN 🏆🤘